Britain's Got Talent : Un jeune lanceur de couteaux vice un memebre du Jury... et le rate !
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00:00 *Musique*
00:03 *Musique*
00:06 *Musique*
00:09 <i>*-Qui a le talent ?</i> <i>-Je suis un couteau.</i>
00:12 <i>-Qu'est-ce que vous avez pour assistante ?</i> <i>-Ma mère.</i>
00:20 <i>-Pouvez-vous tuer votre mère en faisant ça ?</i> <i>-Oui.</i>
00:24 <i>*-Oh !</i>
00:25 <i>*-Oh, oh, oh !</i>
00:30 <i>-Quand vous êtes prêts.</i>
00:33 <i>*-Oh, oh, oh !</i>
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03:01 <i>Applaudissements</i>
03:03 <i>Applaudissements</i>
03:06 <i>Applaudissements</i>
03:08 <i>Applaudissements</i>
03:10 <i>-It's how we want to go, to be honest.</i>
03:12 <i>-I kind of felt my life going in front of me there.</i>
03:15 <i>-You nearly killed Simon Cowell.</i>
03:17 <i>-I might have to pay you to throw the knife</i>
03:20 <i>just a little bit nearer him.</i>
03:22 <i>-Oh, oh, oh !</i>
03:25 <i>-I can see in the next round that David</i>
03:27 <i>actually could take the place of me.</i>
03:29 <i>-Would you be willing to do that ?</i>
03:31 <i>-In which case, I'm going to say yes.</i>
03:33 <i>-David ?</i>
03:35 <i>-If I can be behind Simon, I'm going to say yes.</i>
03:38 <i>-Stop.</i>
03:40 <i>-It's a yes for me, too, then.</i>
03:42 <i>-You've got four yeses, Edward. Well done.</i>
03:44 <i>Applaudissements</i>
03:46 <i>-Well done ! Well done !</i>
03:48 <i>-Good work.</i>
03:51 <i>-That was scary. I mean, it could be between the legs.</i>
03:53 <i>-Well, okay, next time there's a no-throw-out,</i>
03:55 <i>you're going up there.</i>
03:57 <i>-I'm going to say yes.</i>
03:59 <i>-I'm going to say yes.</i>
04:01 <i>-I'm going to say yes.</i>
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04:08 <i>-I'm going to say yes.</i>
04:10 <i>-I'm going to say yes.</i>
04:12 <i>-I'm going to say yes.</i>
04:14 <i>-I'm going to say yes.</i>