Juice for Alexis Clip from the Comedy Schitt's Creek

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Watch the classic "Juice for Alexis" clip from the comedy series Schitt's Creek, created by Eugene Levy and Daniel Levy!  Schitt's Creek Cast:  Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy  Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!

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00:00 -Do you like this sweater?

00:02 Jared Leto gave it to me,

00:03 and I've always been on the fence about it.

00:06 -I don't know.

00:07 -What do you mean, you don't know?

00:08 You either like it or you don't like it.

00:10 -I mean, I like it 'cause Jared Leto gave it to you

00:12 and he was my first kiss,

00:13 but I don't know if I, like, like it, like it.

00:16 -Um, that's not really an answer.

00:18 -I feel really bad.

00:19 I feel like there's something burning in my throat.

00:21 -Oh, my God.

00:22 Well, you could have answered the question by now,

00:24 so I guess I'm wearing it.

00:25 -Dad, can you bring me some juice?

00:28 -Be right there, honey.

00:30 -Yes, we'll be right there.

00:31 I knew this day would come, John.

00:33 Isolated, impoverished,

00:34 cut off from all medical services.

00:36 I only prayed it wouldn't be Alexis.

00:38 -It's just a cold, Moira.

00:39 -Oh, it's always just a cold, John,

00:41 until it's full-blown typhoid.

00:44 -I don't have a typhoid.

00:45 -Well, of course you don't.

00:47 What are the chances of that?

00:48 [ Gasps ]

00:49 Do you remember Valentina,

00:50 our chambermaid in "Little Martinique"?

00:52 We all thought she had just a cold

00:54 until it was too late.

00:55 I'll never shake the mental image of her for you.

00:57 I'll never shake the mental image

00:58 of her frothing and flailing in that water taxi.

01:01 -I can still hear you.

01:03 -We love you, Alexis!

01:05 -Don't we?

01:06 -We love you, Alexis!

01:08 -Tell her you're gonna bring her the juice.

01:10 -I am bringing the juice, Moira.

01:12 -John, don't touch her.

01:14 -Oh.

01:16 -This is as far as I go, Alexis.

01:19 One of us has to stay safe for David.

01:22 -I'm already in the room.

01:23 -See? We're still alive, Moira.

01:25 I think we're gonna be okay.

01:26 -Of course you are.

01:27 That's the spirit.

01:28 I'm just going to close this door until you're done.

01:32 Sorry.

01:33 I'm sorry.

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