David and Stevie Bond Clip from the Comedy Schitt's Creek

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Watch the classic "David and Stevie Bond" clip from the comedy series Schitt's Creek, created by Eugene Levy and Daniel Levy!  Schitt's Creek Cast:  Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy  Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!

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00:00 David?

00:02 Hmm?

00:03 This might seem like a really stupid question,

00:05 but, um, why are we here?

00:09 Because I felt like I owed it to Patrick

00:11 to at least see the place where he wanted us

00:13 to spend the rest of our lives.

00:15 And?

00:17 And it's way too small for the rest of our lives,

00:19 but it's cute.

00:23 OK, so we just drove here to look at a place

00:25 that you don't plan on living in.

00:28 Correct.

00:33 How many years have I known you,

00:35 and I still can't figure out what goes on inside your head?

00:38 Join the club.

00:45 That was a joke in case it didn't land.

00:47 Mm.

00:49 You know, I was just thinking about how Patrick

00:51 must have driven out here and knocked on that door

00:54 and asked those people to call him if they ever planned

00:56 on selling just because I--

00:59 I said it was nice.

01:01 Who does that?

01:05 Good people.

01:09 Good people do things like that.

01:12 Hence the reason why we don't understand it.

01:14 Mm.

01:18 Can I ask you a question?

01:19 Yes.

01:22 What is it about New York?

01:27 I have big dreams.

01:30 And you can't have those dreams here?

01:33 And some friends left there.

01:37 The friends who you invited to the wedding?

01:41 To name a few, yes.

01:42 David, they're not coming.

01:45 Apparently there was an electronic music festival

01:48 in Norway that took priority.

01:53 Why do you want to go back to a place that's done nothing

01:55 but hurt your feelings?

01:59 Because I want those people to know that I'm not a joke.

02:03 And that I have won.

02:06 David, look at this place.

02:08 You won.

02:10 And on a personal note, I don't want you to leave me here.

02:14 OK?

02:24 Did you put on deodorant today?

02:28 Excuse me?

02:29 I know, it might be the farm.

02:31 It's the farm!

02:32 OK.

02:33 I smelled something.

02:34 It's not me.

02:35 All right.

02:36 We're leaving.

02:37 Relax.

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