Watch the classic "Two Truths and a Lie" clip from the comedy series Schitt's Creek, created by Eugene Levy and Daniel Levy!
Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!
Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!
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00:00 Your mother and I have been talking,
00:02 and we've come to the realization
00:04 that we've not been very good parents.
00:06 Sadly, and most of the time,
00:09 we have no interest in what's going on with you.
00:12 We have no idea what's-- 'cause she means no idea.
00:15 [clears throat]
00:16 We have lost touch as a family,
00:18 and if we're gonna get through this ordeal together,
00:21 we have got to get reacquainted.
00:24 Now, back at Rose Video, we had management retreats
00:28 where we would play fun team-building exercises.
00:31 You also had company-wide spa days.
00:33 Why don't we try that?
00:35 And one of the icebreakers at these retreats
00:39 was a game that was always a hit.
00:41 And it was a game where somebody would tell a lie about themselves
00:44 and then a truth and then another lie,
00:46 and everybody would have to guess which one was the lie.
00:49 No, Johnny, they had to guess which one was the truth.
00:52 Which one was the lie?
00:53 It's just one lie.
00:54 What did I say?
00:55 You said two lies.
00:56 Well, it is two lies.
00:57 No, the game is two truths and a lie.
00:59 So you've heard of it.
01:00 Yeah, because babies play that at their birthday parties.
01:02 Okay, whatever. It's a good game.
01:04 Now, here's how it goes. I'll give you an example.
01:07 Why don't I start?
01:08 I'm miserable, drunk, and hate this game.
01:11 So here's a hint-- sadly, I'm not drunk.
01:15 Okay, wrong attitude.
01:17 That's the wrong-- right off the top.
01:19 Okay, my turn, my turn, my turn.
01:21 Um, okay.
01:22 My eyes are brown.
01:23 I am basically sample size.
01:25 And one time, I escaped from a Thai drug lord's car trunk
01:30 by bribing him with sex.
01:33 Right idea, honey, but you know what?
01:35 It's got to be more challenging for everybody in the room.
01:38 Her eyes are aqua.
01:40 You did what?
01:43 I'm kidding.
01:45 I clearly would never bribe anybody with sex.
01:48 When were you in Thailand?
01:50 I told you that I was on spring break.
01:52 Everyone can just calm down
01:54 because Arun was a lovely gentleman
01:56 until he ran out of money.
01:58 How many people do you know
02:00 that are currently in the prison system?
02:02 Um, I'm pretty sure just two.
02:04 All right, that's enough. Good game.
02:06 Good game, everybody.
02:07 Alexis, you're grounded.
02:08 No, that was ten years ago
02:10 when everybody does dumb stuff in high school.
02:12 You were 17?
02:13 Did you know this?
02:14 As if. I don't do girl talk.
02:17 [BLANK_AUDIO]