Watch the classic "You're My Mariah Carey" clip from the comedy series Schitt's Creek, created by Eugene Levy and Daniel Levy!
Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
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Schitt's Creek Cast:
Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Levy, Annie Murphy, Jennifer Robertson, Emily Hampshire, Tim Rozon, Chris Elliott, Dustin Milligan and Sarah Levy
Stream Schitt's Creek now on Hulu!
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00:00 [door opens]
00:02 [footsteps]
00:03 Ah.
00:05 Ah.
00:06 [footsteps]
00:08 Ah.
00:10 [door opens]
00:12 You've been going to the gym 'cause that looked effortless.
00:14 [footsteps]
00:15 It's just a very awkwardly shaped box,
00:18 but yes, I have, and thank you for noticing.
00:20 So, what is this?
00:22 Um, this is a box of dog sweaters
00:24 that Alexis has asked me to drop off at Ted's
00:26 for the pet adoption thing for Singles Week.
00:28 So, what's it doing here, then?
00:32 I was just wondering what your day was looking like.
00:34 I'm not dropping the box off.
00:36 Okay, I know, but it would just save me so much distress.
00:38 Oh, are you in distress?
00:39 Yes!
00:41 The whole situation with Alexis and Ted right now
00:43 is very awkward and cringey.
00:46 Alexis told him she loved him.
00:50 Wow.
00:51 All good for her.
00:53 It's not easy putting yourself out there like that.
00:55 Okay, sure.
00:56 I just think it'll be less awkward for all of us,
00:59 especially considering Ted now knows that I know
01:01 that he knows, if you maybe took the box.
01:03 I'm not taking the box for you, David.
01:05 I still have to unpack all of these products
01:07 for Singles Week that you bought.
01:09 Okay, then I guess I'll just take the box and go, then.
01:12 [phone ringing]
01:14 David?
01:15 Yeah?
01:16 Listen to me.
01:17 What you're doing is very brave,
01:20 very generous, okay?
01:22 And I don't want to add more stress to your day,
01:25 but I love you.
01:27 Okay, so...
01:33 So you just said that to me for the first time
01:35 knowing that it would make my day more stressful.
01:37 That's correct.
01:38 Because you know that I've never said that to anyone else
01:40 aside from my parents twice and one time at a Mariah--
01:42 At a Mariah Carey concert, I know, yeah.
01:45 And I don't expect you to say it back to me right now.
01:48 Say it when you're ready.
01:50 Just felt right to me in the moment.
01:54 You're my Mariah Carey.
01:56 Okay.
01:59 That compliment could bring me to tears,
02:01 but I'm not gonna let it.
02:03 So...
02:05 I...
02:07 would like to thank you
02:10 for all the wonderful things that you said.
02:12 Okay.
02:13 Can you get me a tea while you're out?
02:15 I will get you a tea.
02:17 Would you mind just not looking at me
02:19 while I take this box out of the room?
02:20 'Cause I don't want you regretting
02:21 any of the nice things that you just said to me.
02:24 Hey, look away, please.
02:26 Please.
02:27 That went well.
02:31 (bell dings)