(1961-1962)
Production : UPA
June 4, 1961
Production : UPA
June 4, 1961
Category
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TVTranscription
00:00 [music]
00:09 The Dick Tracy Show!
00:12 [music]
00:29 Okay, Chief. I'll get on it right away.
00:31 Dick Tracy calling Joe Jitsu. Calling Joe Jitsu.
00:35 Come in, please.
00:36 Joe, the brow and oodles are after the Van Stooker notebook.
00:40 If they get the formula for making people invisible, there'll be no stopping them.
00:43 I am on my way immediately.
00:46 Thanks, Joe. Six two and even. Over and out.
00:49 I found it, oodles. Van Stooker's notebook.
00:53 Now read me that formula that's going to make me invisible.
00:56 Let me see. Invisible, invisible, invisible.
01:01 Gee, I can't seem to find it.
01:03 I am happy to find it for you.
01:05 Invisible. Invisible, yeah.
01:08 Here we are.
01:09 So, formula are very interesting.
01:12 Hydrogen chloride, uranium dioxide, plutonium dehexachlorophane,
01:18 and just a pinch of nitrogenous siliconized ferrotriphosphate.
01:24 Uh, bottoms up.
01:26 Hey, you drank our invisible formula.
01:31 All right, copper, this is it.
01:33 One moment, please.
01:35 Joe Jitsu calling Dick Tracy.
01:38 I read you, Joe. What's the report?
01:40 Have recovered Van Stooker notebook.
01:43 Good going, Joe. We'll bring the squad car over right away.
01:47 All right, Tracy. We'll make myself scarce until you get here.
01:52 Gee, he's gone.
01:54 Get the notebook.
01:55 Okay, bro.
01:57 Hey, what?
01:59 So sorry.
02:01 Excuse, please.
02:03 Must teach others and brow crime does not pay.
02:11 I will switch notebook with one of Van Stooker textbook.
02:15 So, here is a good one.
02:17 One hundred and one chemical ferrous.
02:21 Now, two makes right change.
02:24 Hey, bro, look over there by the bookcase.
02:27 Yeah, we got a minute's time.
02:29 Give us that book.
02:30 I'll sending book to you air mail.
02:33 Hey, oodles, look.
02:37 Dr. Van Stooker's notebook.
02:39 Okay, oodles, just mix what I tell you.
02:43 Go ahead, bro.
02:44 A magnum of trinitrotoluene mixed with U-235 and U-238 and U-2.
02:50 Add hydrogen, peroxide, sodium and just a pinch of magnesium oxide.
02:55 Can I drink it now?
02:57 Yeah, go ahead.
02:59 Oodles, you fool you.
03:08 You must have done something wrong.
03:10 Humbery suggest that brow try it himself.
03:14 Yeah, move over, oodles.
03:16 One nitro of trinitrotoluene mixed with U-235 and U-238 and U-2.
03:24 And add hydrogen, peroxide, sodium and just a pinch of magnesium oxide.
03:29 Now, Joe use real notebook.
03:40 I'm putting H2O and presto are making instant crooks.
03:46 What happened?
03:48 I don't know.
03:49 But get that notebook.
03:51 One moment, I mix formula for you.
03:53 Okay, but no tricks.
03:55 X are equal to square root of 302 minus etc, etc.
04:01 Give it to me.
04:02 Hey, bro, give me some.
04:09 Only half of me is invisible.
04:11 Same game going wrong enough.
04:14 Joe U-2 now place crooks under arrest.
04:18 Good work, Joe.
04:21 I see you have the brow and oodles.
04:23 It looks like they'll think twice before meddling with invisibility formulas again.
04:27 So, would like to add footnote to case.
04:31 What's that, Joe?
04:33 State will save money on miserable crooks.
04:36 We only need one striped suit in prison.
04:39 Sayonara.
04:41 Sayonara.
04:43 The End.
04:46 Subtitling by SUBS Hamburg.
04:52 Subtitling by SUBS Hamburg.
04:57 (thunder rumbling)