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Dallas Cowboys QB Dak Prescott Gets Kicked Out of 'Superstar Club'
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00:00 Welcome to the end of list season. I'm Mike Fisher. We are in Southern California. This is Malibu, right down the street, kind of, from Oxnard, where the Cowboys will be camping here for the next month or so.
00:16 And of course, CowboysSI.com and The Fish Report will be camping with them. The topper for me is, I guess, somebody, ESPN or NFL network, somebody does a Superstars Club.
00:30 I have never paid much attention to this before, but this was brought to my attention here recently. We write about this at CowboysSI.com as well. There's a Superstars Club. And your initial reaction to it, of course, if you're like me, you're thinking there's a membership fee and there's red velvet ropes and there's dancing girls and bottle service and balloon shaping clowns.
00:56 No, no, this is just some fabrication by one of the big networks, ESPN or NFL network. And they've created their own idea of what a superstar is. And then you were either in the club or not in the club. So congratulations, CD Lamb. You're in the club. That's cool, I guess. Come on in. Velvet ropes, dancing girls, balloon shaping clowns, bottle service.
01:20 Dak Prescott, you're out. They took Dak Prescott and they threw his arse out the back door, told him to go wash dishes and made him pay for his parking. Dak Prescott has been taken out of the Superstars Club. Oh, man. I guarantee you, I know you, I guarantee you that you're with me on this.
01:42 Is CD Lamb a top 10 receiver? How did Trayvon Diggs not get put in the top 10 cornerbacks? Is Brandon Cooks going to be there? Is this guy going to be a bust? Let's see, who are all the cowboy busts? Cowboy busts include Brandon Cooks. Cowboy busts include, oh, Tyron Smith, cowboy bust. And of course, Dak Prescott is a cowboy bust.
02:09 Who are the top 10 guys whose legacy is on the line? Quarterbacks? Like, there's not 10 of them whose legacy is on the line. Their legacy is on the line, relatively speaking, every game, every year. And there's pretty much 32 of them whose legacy is on the line. It's not just Dak.
02:27 But, lists, and of course, you got to put Dak Prescott on your list if you're going to do this on a national basis. Otherwise, who the hell is going to read it? You're not going to put Joe Flacco on the list and put that in the headline, are you? We are on the verge of the end of list season. I don't care. No offense to ESPN, NFL Network, Bleacher Report, Heavy.
02:51 No offense. We're all spinning our wheels and filling our time and twiddling our bums as we wait for actual football. Actual football now is coming. Cowboy training camp is here. And the Fish Report, yours truly, Mike Fisher, is here in Oxnard, er, I mean, Malibu, I mean, Southern California, with the Cowboys. Join us. Come along with us for the ride. And you can be in the club.
03:20 Even though Dak Prescott's not in the club.
03:23 Fish out.

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