El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [music]
00:19 Alright, pizza review time.
00:21 New York City Pizza Kitchen.
00:24 We've already done this.
00:26 Fatima came out last time.
00:29 We didn't really know, at least when I was doing the review,
00:33 that she was the GM there.
00:35 I thought she was a fan.
00:36 I didn't give it the best score. I didn't.
00:38 And she's like, "Come back." Super dope.
00:41 I'm gonna go 5'8".
00:42 I'm the manager here. Nice to meet you.
00:44 Oh, really?
00:45 We've been waiting for you. I was on my fucking lunch break.
00:47 I've been like DMing you and stuff.
00:49 And I was like, "Fuck." And I saw it and I was like, "No, he has it."
00:51 I was like, "I had to make sure it was perfect."
00:53 Fuck.
00:54 Now I feel guilty. Great. Now I feel like a bad guy.
00:56 No, no, no, no, no, no. Just use another shot.
00:58 That's it. You come back whenever you're around the same.
01:00 Alright, I'll give her another shot at some point.
01:02 Alright. I just did it so good.
01:03 So this, because she's guilt in me, I will give another shot.
01:06 We never do them twice. Ever, ever, ever.
01:09 We came back.
01:11 You're back.
01:13 I said next week.
01:14 You're a man of your word.
01:15 I am a man of my word.
01:16 As you'll see in the video, she almost--you almost got a zero
01:19 because I left a bag of 50 grand cash like a fucking moron
01:23 sitting out there on Third Avenue.
01:25 Do you know how stupid I am
01:27 for waiting for the pizza?
01:29 See the bag out there?
01:31 You see it?
01:32 There's a laptop there.
01:34 Just sitting here on Third Avenue.
01:48 At...
01:54 [indistinct chatter]
01:57 50 grand cash.
02:06 Just sitting on Third Avenue like a fucking moron.
02:09 Saratoga money.
02:11 How stupid am I?
02:13 Here we go.
02:14 Looks better than last time, Fatima.
02:16 It's cooked already better than last time.
02:19 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
02:22 Did you tell them to cook it, like, crispy?
02:24 You did?
02:25 You can tell.
02:26 You can tell it's got a much different undercarriage than last time.
02:30 So we'll see what--
02:31 She said I'm worse than the health department.
02:33 You asked me to come.
02:35 I know, I know.
02:36 Your pizza means a lot.
02:38 I don't want to burn my face off.
02:39 It just came out of the oven.
02:40 It's so much crispier.
02:51 You've got to serve it like this every time.
02:53 It's a thousand--
02:55 You know what I was worried about?
02:57 It was going to suck and I would have had to give it a real score again.
03:01 This is a thousand percent better.
03:03 You can tell the crisp.
03:05 It's very hot so I'm burning my face off.
03:10 It's a 7/3.
03:12 It's a very normal, good New York pie.
03:15 Make sure you ask Crispy.
03:17 I didn't ask Crispy.
03:18 Is this how it usually comes out?
03:19 A little less, but we know you like your crisp.
03:22 So we had to do a little extra touch of Dave.
03:24 So that's what we did.
03:25 So if you like your crisp, you come here.
03:27 She's awesome.
03:28 Ask for Crispy.
03:29 This is good.
03:30 This is a good quality, you'll never go wrong New York pizza.
03:33 Second chance is I'm not going to make a habit out of it.
03:36 But Fatima was nice enough to ask.
03:38 7/3 New York City Pizza Kitchen on a redo.
03:41 There you go.
03:42 That's our review.
03:43 Way, way better.
03:44 Way, way better.
03:45 Thank you so much, man.
03:46 You're welcome.
03:47 I've got to be careful with that thing.
03:50 It was so much better.
03:52 Oh no, you've got to get that thing away from me.
03:55 I know, the camera was still rolling last time.
03:57 Non-stop.
03:58 Camera's rolling non-stop.
03:59 Yeah, I learned that the hard way.
04:01 You didn't see the camera last time, I was doing a feature.
04:03 No, I was making a short conversation.
04:06 Oh yeah, my guy there.
04:08 It's your guy.
04:09 So much better.
04:10 Thank you, Dave.
04:11 I appreciate you coming back.
04:12 Of course.
04:13 No problem.
04:14 You've got a good--
04:15 I just want to tell you, you give me more of a heart attack than the health department.
04:19 That's what she said.
04:20 She literally said the same thing.
04:22 You've got a good worker here.
04:24 Thank you so much, man.
04:25 I appreciate your time.
04:26 Yeah, you're welcome.
04:27 Nice meeting you.
04:28 Thank you, likewise.
04:29 I'll see you again.
04:30 Yeah.
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