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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:27 Tell me that ain't you.
00:30 Did I say?
00:33 Tell me.
00:35 Tell me that ain't you.
00:36 [FOOTSTEPS]
00:40 Look, Chelsea, ain't what it look like.
01:01 If they was taking my mum, they might as well
01:03 take my mates, you know.
01:04 Chelsea, we were just talking business.
01:06 Business?
01:07 Why would you take business advice from him?
01:09 I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.
01:12 We're going to Peggy's.
01:13 No, we ain't.
01:16 I know why this hurts, because these two are family.
01:19 But these two are family.
01:22 We're going to sort it out, yeah?
01:25 I'm not going anywhere until it's sorted.
01:27 [CHATTER]
01:31 How long has this been going on?
01:46 Look, she has been keeping herself safe.
01:52 What, you knew?
01:54 Yeah.
01:55 It's your mum's body.
01:56 She can do with it what she wants.
01:58 And it's only like Freddie.
01:59 Just my thing.
02:02 Jane?
02:04 Confused.
02:07 Are you selling yourself?
02:09 No, it's just pictures and videos.
02:10 Are you insane?
02:13 I'm sorry, but am I the only one who sees how
02:15 wrong this whole thing is?
02:16 All right, Lil, that's enough.
02:17 So if she was being safe, then how
02:21 did Lily find out about it?
02:23 Well, nobody was supposed to find out.
02:27 Look, the rent went up.
02:28 And after I paid Shiv, there was nothing left, Mum.
02:31 Our heads were barely above water.
02:33 Lily's pregnant.
02:34 So it's my fault?
02:35 No, of course not.
02:37 [INAUDIBLE]
02:40 Why don't we go get some fresh air, eh?
02:42 Come on.
02:44 Stace.
02:45 Fred, just don't.
02:47 All right?
02:48 Just don't.
02:49 [DOOR OPENS]
02:52 [FOOTSTEPS]
02:54 Are you going to go along?
02:59 Because you can't even look at me, so.
03:04 Put the kettle on, shall I?
03:10 Yeah.
03:10 I think Bill's took Lexi to eat her chips at the park.
03:29 You feel asleep?
03:31 Janet, um, will be finishing her exam soon.
03:35 She'll be excited to see you.
03:37 [SIGHS]
03:39 How did everything go with Ben?
03:43 It's all right.
03:54 The doctor said that it could happen.
03:56 So I can, um--
04:01 I'll bring her in then, shall I, Janet?
04:04 She really would like to see you, love.
04:06 No.
04:07 No, no.
04:08 I don't want her to see me like this.
04:10 I suppose you think I'm a slapper and all, don't you?
04:18 No, when you said you had some big opportunity, I--
04:24 It's not really something you go around
04:26 shouting about, is it?
04:27 [SIGHS]
04:29 I think I'm just going to go abroad again,
04:31 get some more money.
04:32 Or, you know, ask Sharon to borrow some.
04:35 In the meantime, say, she'll have to speak to Kat.
04:37 Kat is not a money tree, Martin.
04:40 And maybe I don't want to take handouts.
04:41 I work every single hour I can on that batvan.
04:46 I scrimp and scrape.
04:48 And for what?
04:49 It's still not enough.
04:51 I sold the last thing I had to sell.
04:53 It's an email from Morden.
05:02 Morden?
05:03 The video's going around school, and he said not to come
05:11 to the parents committee.
05:14 Well, that's probably for the best, isn't it?
05:15 I mean, I'm only going to sit there while they all look at me
05:18 like I'm something on the bottom of their designer shoes.
05:20 I should probably go and see if Eve needs some help.
05:30 Stace, you can hide away in here if you want.
05:34 That's fine, I get it.
05:37 But I thought you was going to that meeting for Lily.
05:38 Have you been all right?
05:54 Yeah, I'm just about out of yourself.
05:55 Yeah, no, not too bad.
05:56 What can I get you?
05:57 Two hot chocolates, please, will you,
05:58 when you've got a second?
05:59 Virginia's sugar.
06:01 Fredster, Fredster, Fredster, Fredster.
06:03 Oh, I've been thinking about a name for our pub quiz team.
06:06 Hear me out.
06:07 Dark side of the moon.
06:09 You be the dark side, and I'll be the moon.
06:11 Hey, come on, what's the matter with your face?
06:13 Stacey's on secret cam, and it's all my fault.
06:15 Stacey?
06:16 Freddie, you don't want to tell anyone else?
06:18 There's all this drama.
06:19 Hey, hey, hey, come on, it'll sort itself out.
06:21 It'll be fine.
06:22 Hey, come on.
06:23 We just said the website was called again.
06:25 Oh, are you ready for the quiz?
06:27 Oh, not really.
06:28 I mean, it's classic mum sets it up and then leaves
06:30 me to do all the work.
06:30 OK, well, you know, you know I am if you need a hand, yeah?
06:33 Yeah, I better not.
06:34 So, Mr. Hawthorne, the quiz is off.
06:43 Yeah, thanks to sexy baps, one, two, three.
06:45 Actually, it's ice skater 95 if you must know,
06:47 but it's irrelevant.
06:48 OK.
06:49 Theo Hawthorne.
06:50 I used to teach, Freddie.
06:51 Theo, lovely to meet you, sir.
06:53 Hi, Alfie Moon.
06:54 Sit yourself down there, buddy.
06:55 You want a cup of tea? - Yeah.
06:56 Fredster, cup of tea?
06:57 OK, three teas, please.
06:59 Quiz isn't the only reason I came.
07:01 Did you think a bit more about what we talked about?
07:04 Getting assessed for ADHD.
07:07 Not yet, no.
07:08 Fellas, it might be too late to help
07:10 stay spotted, but this smart TV prize could do wonders, yeah?
07:13 Watching Peppa Pig in HD.
07:15 Put a smile on the kids' faces, yeah?
07:17 Think about that.
07:19 Yeah.
07:20 [SIGHS]
07:26 Hey, Mum.
07:29 Well, how'd it go?
07:30 It's OK.
07:31 It's OK?
07:32 She was happy when she came out.
07:33 Didn't stop talking my earth about tequila mockingbird
07:35 all the way to McGonagall, did you?
07:37 Oh, that's fantastic.
07:38 Listen, whatever happens, you know,
07:40 GCSEs aren't that important.
07:41 You know, look at me and your dad.
07:43 You haven't got one A star between us.
07:46 Can we see your dinner now?
07:48 Oh, um, you all right?
07:50 Going for a walk?
07:50 Yeah, I'm all right.
07:52 OK, get some fresh air.
07:53 We can take care of things here.
07:55 [SNIFFS]
07:56 Yeah, can we see Logan now, please?
08:00 Maybe.
08:01 Maybe later, yeah?
08:02 And just remember, can you just keep the noise down?
08:05 We was going to play some games in the front room
08:07 using flashcards, and I was going to test that.
08:09 Yeah, but you can do that quietly, can't you?
08:12 Good.
08:13 Thanks.
08:14 [CHATTER]
08:16 Do you feel better?
08:24 Mum?
08:25 Well, can't you at least look at me?
08:29 Maybe just give it some time, yeah?
08:34 I knew things were tight.
08:44 Sex work, that's what it is.
08:47 It's not exactly street corners and trench coats, is it?
08:52 Freddie mentioned it to Bernie, and I don't think it's so bad.
08:56 Oh, great.
08:57 So everybody in the square is going to know by dinner time.
08:59 The thought of someone paying my daughter a pittance
09:07 for everything to be on show.
09:08 Well, it might not be such a pittance.
09:11 I'm sorry.
09:12 Come here.
09:15 Mate, I can't imagine what you're going through.
09:18 Not if it was my daughter.
09:22 Oh.
09:22 [KISS]
09:23 Come on.
09:24 Oi, you.
09:29 No cheating.
09:30 Come on, you've already fired me.
09:32 What else are you going to do?
09:33 [LAUGHS]
09:35 Uh, another round?
09:36 Yes. - Oh, yeah, please.
09:37 All right.
09:38 Linda, can you put us down for the quiz?
09:39 I certainly can.
09:40 Thank you.
09:41 Yes, we're doing the quiz.
09:42 You can pick the team name, Chels.
09:44 All right, you lot.
09:45 Hello.
09:46 Hello.
09:47 Can I join you?
09:48 Yeah, sit there where I can see you so you can't
09:50 stab me in the back again.
09:51 [SCOFFS]
09:52 Look, Ravi was obviously only talking to us
09:53 to get back in your good books.
09:55 Look, Wit said it.
09:57 You lot are like my family.
10:00 I'm still not talking to my mum since he happened.
10:04 I just thought you'd have my back.
10:07 That's it.
10:08 Deal's off.
10:09 What deal?
10:10 Yeah, he wants to buy Finn's saucers
10:12 and sell them in Northwood East.
10:13 You really think he'd do that?
10:15 Yes.
10:15 He's well keen to win you over.
10:17 Whatever, it doesn't matter.
10:18 He's officially excommunicado.
10:22 Right, how about we win you that TV to make up for it?
10:25 Yes.
10:26 With this team.
10:27 Oi!
10:27 Excuse me.
10:28 Yeah, well, you--
10:29 Thank you.
10:30 Sorry.
10:31 That's for you, darling.
10:32 Thank you very much.
10:32 Anyhow, it's been late.
10:33 [FOOTSTEPS]
10:58 Would you like to take a picture?
11:00 It might last longer.
11:02 Will you charge us for it?
11:03 I missed us later.
11:10 I ain't leaving.
11:11 OK, uh, welcome, everybody.
11:18 [FOOTSTEPS]
11:27 Lola's setting in, all right?
11:28 Yeah, get in there.
11:31 Janet's revising her GCSEs, so can't have enough post-its.
11:36 Though all she wants to do is see Lola.
11:37 But Lola's pushing everyone away, not that I can blame her.
11:41 Don't know how Janet's focusing.
11:44 I feel like I'm failing her a bit.
11:48 Well, Lola just needs time to settle in, that's all.
11:51 And Janet, she's a clever kid.
11:52 She'll get through this.
11:53 [FOOTSTEPS]
11:56 Cheers.
11:57 Cheers.
11:59 [FOOTSTEPS]
12:01 OK, so those are some great points
12:03 about the behavior policy.
12:05 Did you get that, Donna?
12:07 I think what I'm hearing is we want an overhaul
12:10 of our policy on bullying.
12:12 And we'd like to see changes around the use of mobile phones
12:15 and regulating unsuitable content.
12:19 My child was exposed to some of that unsuitable content.
12:23 And it featured a parent from the school.
12:26 The problem's not my kid's phone.
12:28 I ain't listening to this.
12:30 I'm all for female empowerment.
12:32 But my kids shouldn't have that shoved in their faces.
12:35 Miss Slater is a parent of a child at this school.
12:38 Oh, yes.
12:39 We all know the condition of that particular child.
12:44 I came here because my child--
12:47 yeah, that particular child--
12:49 is being bullied.
12:50 My Lill did the exact same thing to a girl
12:53 last week who had her nude photos being passed around.
12:56 They all pick on each other because these days you're
12:58 supposed to be ashamed of everything.
13:00 But I sit there and I think, why are these kids so nasty?
13:04 I have a little look at you lot.
13:05 That's exactly where they get it from, isn't it?
13:08 Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
13:10 Do you know what?
13:11 There are people like me doing what I do all over this city.
13:15 Paying their bills, putting food on the table.
13:17 Some of them might even enjoy it.
13:19 And you know what?
13:20 I've got a lot more respect for them
13:22 than I have stuck up tarts like you.
13:24 Oh, and another thing.
13:26 You have to pay to see my work.
13:28 So unless your kid's got a credit card,
13:30 I'd have a little word with your fella.
13:32 Did you get that, Donna?
13:33 You coming to the quiz?
13:49 No, don't we feel up to it, man?
13:50 You know, I've met Red Mills a couple of times.
13:56 She's funny, sarcastic and that.
14:00 I reckon you'd get along.
14:03 I've just seen Annie.
14:07 She reckons Lola don't want to see Janet.
14:09 She doesn't really want to see anyone.
14:10 Ain't going to lie to you, she's not good.
14:12 Look, Janet trying to advise for exams, Lexi and all.
14:14 Ben making promises he can't keep.
14:17 Listen, that girl's got a family around her.
14:19 You all have, so don't forget that, yeah?
14:22 Do you want a tea or something?
14:26 Sonia gave me her number for this reverend.
14:29 Lola's never been religious.
14:31 You know, when my mum was in her last few weeks of her life,
14:34 she--
14:35 she was going to have a priest around.
14:38 I mean, nothing ever comes of it in the end.
14:40 Well, if it helps, it helps.
14:43 [CHATTER]
14:47 Right, are you sure you ain't coming?
14:53 See you later.
14:54 All right, people.
15:00 Anyone for the quiz?
15:01 Bums on seats, please.
15:03 Hey, come on, you old lady.
15:05 Everybody get your derriere on the charriere.
15:09 Can I get a bottle of beer in the white wine?
15:12 Let me get these.
15:12 No, you're all right, mate.
15:15 Look, I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
15:18 Honestly, I heard Finlay and Felix talking to Zach,
15:21 and I thought I'd get out.
15:23 Why?
15:24 Because it's business.
15:26 No, you're right.
15:28 I wanted Chelsea to think I was doing a good thing.
15:30 You know how much those lads mean to her.
15:33 I swear.
15:35 I didn't mean any harm.
15:38 Everyone excited?
15:41 [CHEERING]
15:42 Yeah, because I know I am.
15:45 Right, let's meet the teams.
15:47 Over here, we have Dark Side of the Moon.
15:51 [CHEERING]
15:52 We're going to win this.
15:53 We've got this.
15:54 Come on.
15:55 I'll go now and pop a few drinks.
15:57 Next up, it is Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Baker.
16:03 Baker!
16:06 Hey, finally.
16:08 Have you heard about Stacey?
16:11 Oh, good.
16:12 Is that one of them cam spy things?
16:15 Mm-hmm.
16:15 Freddie dropped her username in the cab.
16:18 I escaped in '95.
16:19 Mastermind.
16:22 On team three, why did we sign up for this?
16:26 We have Chelsea, Whitney, Felix, Finlay, and Zach.
16:29 [CHEERING]
16:31 Chelsea, why did you pick that name?
16:32 Oh, shut up and just win me the TV.
16:35 Last, but by no means least, it's the Agatha Quiz team.
16:40 Ooh, ah, yeah, ah, yeah.
16:43 So it's already?
16:44 Oh, whatever.
16:44 No, no, no.
16:45 I love you.
16:46 I was on the Islington Quizzards.
16:47 Oh, yeah?
16:48 I was a Tottenham Smartini.
16:49 Yes.
16:52 We're going into battle, Sonia.
16:54 All's fair in love and war.
16:55 This is a pub quiz, not Dunker.
16:57 Listen, Rhys, your little mind games, they ain't going to work.
17:00 All right?
17:01 Don't have it with TV love.
17:04 Do you really think we've got a chance?
17:05 Well, we ain't over till the fat lady sings, all right?
17:07 I think I can hear her warming up.
17:09 What has gotten into you?
17:10 Hey, any quizzards, do you want to wind
17:12 your neck in for a minute?
17:13 Listen, we're going to win this quiz, all right?
17:14 This TV's ours.
17:17 When will you all finish?
17:19 Um, round one.
17:23 Lovely touch, the chips.
17:26 Had a lot of chocolate with Dad.
17:28 Lexi, why don't you put that away for a little bit?
17:34 Yeah.
17:34 No, she's OK, leave her.
17:36 [DOOR OPENS]
17:38 [DOOR CLOSES]
17:40 [DOOR OPENS]
17:42 [DOOR CLOSES]
17:44 [DOOR OPENS]
17:46 [DOOR CLOSES]
17:48 Hello, Lola.
17:50 I'm Irene Mills, the vicar.
17:51 [DOOR OPENS]
17:53 I don't need you to read me my last rites, thanks.
17:56 [PHONE RINGING]
17:59 How's your speech?
18:00 Yeah, it's getting better.
18:02 Yeah.
18:05 Jenny, I've got an idea.
18:06 Look, I just thought that you could--
18:16 you could talk to someone, you know, a bit more spiritual.
18:20 Spiritual?
18:21 Jay, look, Irene's gone to a lot of trouble to be here.
18:25 Yeah, I was in the middle of a very heated game of bridge.
18:29 Jay thought I might be able to help you make sense of things.
18:35 I haven't got much to thank God for.
18:40 [DOOR OPENS]
18:48 [FOOTSTEPS]
18:50 Lil, come on, I just want to explain.
18:52 I have tried, Stace.
18:57 She don't want to see you.
18:59 Maybe the best thing is just to give her some time, yeah?
19:02 All our mates know about it now.
19:03 Well, I'm not hiding away so you can tell her that I ain't
19:06 going anywhere until she comes out.
19:08 Jill Scott.
19:15 Put down Jill Scott.
19:17 I don't know, I thought it was Beth or something.
19:20 You're not still stuck, are you?
19:21 Even Sonia knows that one.
19:22 Even Sonia?
19:23 Well, no, I didn't mean--
19:25 what I meant to say, Debbie was good friends with Jill at uni.
19:28 I don't know if it was Jill.
19:30 Lucky Debbie.
19:32 How was your visit today?
19:33 Alone.
19:35 I just want to let her get used to you.
19:37 Next question.
19:39 In 2005, who took over as the ninth Doctor Who?
19:45 DR, come here, come here.
19:46 What's that? - Doctor Who?
19:47 What is it?
19:48 Wait.
19:49 [FOOTSTEPS]
19:51 [INAUDIBLE]
19:52 Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
19:53 DR. Who?
19:54 Bob.
19:55 What is it?
19:55 Doctor Who, ninth Doctor Who.
19:57 Ninth Doctor, who's ninth Doctor?
19:58 Oh, um, Eve?
20:00 Stacey, not with her?
20:02 No.
20:03 Oh.
20:04 You all know what she's been up to.
20:07 Wow.
20:08 Word travels fast.
20:11 I was just meant about the poor kids, you know?
20:14 Last thing they need is their mom being plastered all
20:16 over the internet half naked.
20:18 Weren't you womb for hire this time last year?
20:22 Well, it's a bit different.
20:24 Yeah, because Stacey sent more money,
20:25 and she didn't have to give her baby away.
20:28 Hey.
20:28 Sorry.
20:30 Um, Martin's on early duty.
20:32 Going for a small one?
20:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:34 Yeah?
20:35 I really need to be at home.
20:37 Come on. It's my treat.
20:38 I've got a big tip today.
20:40 Helped some fella shift a box of melons up three flights.
20:43 Oh, as long as it's one drink.
20:46 As long as it's pink, and it's got a brolly in it.
20:48 [LAUGHS]
20:49 Shh.
20:51 Hi, Janet.
20:52 Give me five minutes or I'm just opening up,
20:54 then Kat is going to do sausage and chips.
20:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:59 Hey.
21:02 It's going to work itself out.
21:04 It will.
21:05 And Stace, you know, she's just doing her best.
21:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:12 That's a lovely picture.
21:15 Janet did that for me.
21:18 She's practicing for her Jesus Easter.
21:21 She's just worried about me.
21:22 Listen, I've never been to church or anything like that.
21:31 It's all right.
21:34 I still like to keep you in my prayers.
21:36 [SILENCE]
21:39 You know, when I lost my partner Magda,
22:05 it was a terrible shock.
22:06 Car accident.
22:11 Didn't much feel like God had my back that day.
22:18 No, Magda's come to that.
22:22 I'm sorry.
22:30 I had this terrible feeling about how unfair it all was.
22:36 Questioning how any real God could let it happen.
22:44 Magda was still young.
22:48 But I took comfort in that when she died, she was full of life.
23:00 She knew she was loved.
23:03 She was surrounded by it every day.
23:05 You know, everyone always says that loss is hardest
23:17 for the ones left behind.
23:22 But I think with something like this,
23:31 it must be unimaginably difficult.
23:39 I'd like to think that there's something like--
23:48 Go on.
23:51 Yeah.
23:54 Let's see.
23:57 My daughter, she's christened.
24:02 So there's always someone there.
24:03 You know, I like to think of death
24:16 just the end of a chapter.
24:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:20 I don't think you have anything to fear.
24:27 OK.
24:33 So the Agatha Christies are neck and neck
24:40 with the dark side of the moon.
24:42 Hey, come on.
24:43 All right, we have a tie-break situation, OK?
24:46 I'm going to ask a question.
24:47 And the first team to shout out the answer is the winner.
24:51 You ready?
24:53 OK.
24:54 In December, the finale of "The Traitors"
24:58 had an explosive end.
25:01 Which three faithfuls were crowned the winners?
25:05 I've got it on serious, Link.
25:07 But I've not caught up with it yet.
25:08 This can't be the tie-break question.
25:10 What about history, geography?
25:11 Yeah, he knows it.
25:13 He only bleeding knows it.
25:14 There's Hannah.
25:16 Oh.
25:18 There's Aaron and Meryl.
25:20 Yes!
25:21 [CHEERING]
25:24 That's not fair.
25:26 It's got to be a proper question.
25:27 Come on, eh, soldier?
25:29 We lost.
25:30 Better luck next time.
25:32 Come on.
25:32 It should be a proper question.
25:34 It's something about intelligence.
25:35 Come on, that anyway.
25:36 It doesn't mess about winning the quiz.
25:38 Maybe if Charles hadn't been so distracted, we might have won.
25:41 Yeah, you've been giving yourself neck ache the last hour.
25:43 [LAUGHTER]
25:45 Why don't you just go and talk to him?
25:47 We're on your side, yeah?
25:48 You know that, right?
25:49 Mm-hmm.
25:50 And for what it's worth, he does actually seem pretty sorry.
25:54 He gets one chance.
25:57 Just calm down.
25:58 [LAUGHTER]
26:02 If you don't believe in God, why was that lady here?
26:06 Doesn't really matter.
26:07 It makes you feel better.
26:10 But if you don't believe in God,
26:12 he won't let you into heaven.
26:14 And then how am I supposed to find you?
26:17 Listen, wherever we end up, I will always find you, OK?
26:22 I promise.
26:23 Legs, should we do some homework?
26:29 Honey, what did--
26:34 what did Phil want?
26:36 Janet's revising at Peggy's.
26:38 Endless lemonade.
26:41 Could you bring her to see me, maybe?
26:44 She'd love that.
26:45 Thank you.
26:46 [CHUCKLES]
26:47 Jay, have you still got that reference number?
26:55 Yeah, why?
26:56 Do you want to see her again?
26:58 I think-- I think I want her to baptize me.
27:02 Lex it is, so wherever I end up, I want to end up with her.
27:09 Hm.
27:10 I said last week at the allotments,
27:20 always have each other's back.
27:21 I know it's hard, Stace.
27:28 But the kinds of decisions you make aren't just your own.
27:34 They-- like the impact the kids are on.
27:37 Everything I do is for the kids, Martin.
27:40 I know.
27:43 Lil, I went to the parents committee.
27:48 And we spoke about bullying and changing
27:51 things to make them better.
27:52 Better?
27:55 You've probably made it 10 times worse.
27:56 Just hear her out, will you?
27:58 She don't even get it.
28:00 Everyone knows.
28:03 I've had half my year messaging me,
28:05 calling my mom a porn star.
28:07 I stood up for you, Lil.
28:08 You ain't my mom.
28:10 You're just some dirty slapper.
28:12 Stace.
28:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:39 Details of organizations offering information
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28:50 information on 08000 560190.
28:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]