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00:00♪♪
00:25What kind of a pussy are you in here?
00:28The chain is broke on my chandelier.
00:31I've waited for the janitor since yesterday.
00:34I'll try to get it fixed for you right away.
00:37♪♪
00:43Where's your husband?
00:44I've got a complaint.
00:46The door in my bedroom needs new paint.
00:49You want so much attention, it's really a crime.
00:52Well, tell him to come up and receive some time.
00:55♪♪
01:00How many times must you be told,
01:03I gotta take a bath when the water's cold?
01:06Go get your husband, or else you'll see
01:09there's gonna be trouble.
01:10You telling me?
01:12♪♪
01:21♪♪
01:32♪ What you do, you sure do late,
01:34and you always make me wait.
01:37All you do is aggravate,
01:40taking your time.
01:42Maybe you think you're fine and dandy,
01:45but you better not would.
01:48Just cause you're so handy,
01:51that don't mean you're good.
01:54Better change your lazy fuse,
01:56or you're gonna wake up with the blues.
01:59When you find someone else in your shoes,
02:02taking your time.
02:05Posing like a millionaire,
02:08maybe you think you don't care,
02:10how you'd like to fit somewhere,
02:13taking your time.
02:16What you do, you always do late,
02:19all you do is aggravate,
02:21seems like you just like to make me wait.
02:24Keep taking your time,
02:26or maybe you think cause you're fine and dandy,
02:30well you better not would.
02:32Just cause you're so handy,
02:35that don't prove you're good.
02:38Better change your lazy fuse,
02:41or you're gonna wake up with the blues.
02:44When you find a new one in your shoes,
02:46taking your time.
02:49Samson, get up or you're gonna be late for your afternoon nap.
02:54If that's a sample for mad life,
02:56I sure as glad I was just engaged.
03:02You couldn't get him up with an earthquake.
03:04Oh no?
03:05Well just watch me.
03:21Let me try it.
03:22Have that pen.
03:23I've lost it.
03:27My goodness, maybe he's dead.
03:30Yeah, from the neck up.
03:32This will get it.
03:34Lunch him, sir.
03:41Did I hear you all say something about lunch?
03:43You sure did, but just make believe I was fooling,
03:46cause you ain't gonna get nothing no how.
03:48Well I ain't did nothing.
03:49Yes, you did.
03:51But I was just around.
03:53That's all you and your relatives do, rest.
03:56It's a wonder you don't get tired of resting all the time.
03:58There you go, picking on my relatives again.
04:02Look here, man, if you think I'm gonna feed you
04:05and your relation too, you got another thing coming.
04:09Look at him.
04:10There's that lazy niece of yours.
04:14And your Uncle Uranus.
04:16Oh, Uncle Uranus, just how do you pass the time?
04:20Oh, Uncle Uranus, just how do you pass the time?
04:24I don't have to.
04:26I just sit here and let the time pass me.
04:32Gaze on him.
04:36And your Grandpa, Moe.
04:39Your two cousins, Columbia and Pansy.
04:43Them two sleeping beauties must think this here's a hotel.
04:48A whole lot of them.
04:50Just a bunch of good-for-nothing loafers
04:52living off of the fat heads of the land.
04:54Only we happen to be the fat heads.
04:57Now, as to lay off of that,
04:59it seemed to me we was talking about lunch.
05:01How about it?
05:02I'll starve.
05:04You is?
05:05Well, just continue on gazing in that looking glass
05:07and watch yourself starve to death.
05:12Who is that?
05:14Who is that?
05:16Me and Joe.
05:18Oh, that's my good old cousin, Joe.
05:21Ain't you got nothing but relations?
05:24Ain't you got no friends?
05:27Surprise.
05:28Can I come in?
05:29You is in.
05:30How are you, Joe?
05:31Where's your baggage?
05:32Well, I ain't brought much baggage.
05:34I figure you got everything I need here.
05:37But I scared I might get a little lonely,
05:40so I brung my three brothers along.
05:42Come along, little doggies.
05:43Come along.
05:45Wait a minute.
05:46Wait a minute.
05:47Why are you all lounging off to?
05:49What is this?
05:50A quartet?
05:51Yes, if nothing else but.
05:52How about it, boys?
05:54On Uptown Avenue,
05:56where there's welcome on the map,
05:58you find it's meant for you
06:00when you hang your hat in the Harlem flap.
06:04That's a good thing for the band.
06:06Why sit around and chat?
06:08You get a little lonely,
06:11Why sit around and chat?
06:13You get to eat a chair
06:15when you hang your hat in the Harlem flap.
06:19Then the southern cookin' starts to lookin'
06:21towards the dining room.
06:24What a sweet perfume.
06:27It makes you feel at home.
06:29You're a real aristocrat.
06:31It makes you hate to go
06:33when you hang your hat in the Harlem flap.
06:41You find it's meant for you
06:43when you hang your hat in the Harlem flap.
06:51You got to eat a chair
06:53when you hang your hat in the Harlem flap.
06:58La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
07:10It makes you hate to go
07:11when you hang your hat in the Harlem flap.
07:20Where do you think you're going?
07:21I'd like to know where my room is.
07:24Oh, you would, would you?
07:26a room with a southern exposure. And cousin Ethel if you don't mind the doctor says I
07:31gotta have quiet and I'd like to have my breakfast in bed. What did you boys do for a living
07:37before you come here? We was traveling men. Traveling men? Yes. Well I'm gonna see that
07:43you pick up where you left off. What's the matter? You can't do that to me. I'm tired
07:54of working and slaving for a bunch of good for nothing tramps like y'all is. Saying which
07:59I hereby hand in my designation. From now on somebody else around here has got to go
08:05to work.
08:09Starkey's never dreamed. They must laugh and sing all day. Can't forget your troubles when
08:32you're thinking what they are. You can't find the sunshine when you're reaching for a star.
08:44Starkey's never dreamed. Wouldn't help to live that way. We must walk a weary road that never
09:00seems to turn. What good would it do to yearn? Starkey's never cried. Who would ever hear
09:18our sad lament? Live to laugh to die. That's the way we've learned to be content. Starkey's
09:40never dreamed. We know what we have to pay. With a one way passage only Gabriel will redeem
09:57on that judgment day. When we cross that Jordan Stream. That's why Starkey's never
10:21dreamed.
10:39Dear nieces and nephews, I has made millions coming up to visit you and want you all to
10:48help me span some of my dough.
11:08Who is it?
11:09It's me, Swami Rivers, the mine reader.
11:14Well, what's on your mind Swami?
11:17I has been commuting with the spirits, Miss Peabody, and from certain rumors and designations
11:23I've got some mighty fine news for you.
11:26Oh, sounds like it's going to cost me something.
11:29Oh now, Miss Peabody, you know I don't care nothing about money. I was ethereal, immaterial
11:35and inconsequential. But if you insist, I'll take your gifts.
11:41I knew there was a catch in it. All right.
11:44Now come on upstairs with me, because the spirits don't never come down to the basement.
11:51Now how do you want this good news sprung on you? By the reading of your palm? Or the
11:56bump on your head? Or does you just want to be psycho-annihilated?
12:00Let your conscience be your guide. Just tell me.
12:08Concentrate.
12:14I see something distant.
12:16Don't tell me it's another relation.
12:18It's getting close.
12:20Now I know it's another relation.
12:23Now it's getting closer and closer. And it's a rich one.
12:29Who is it? Who is it?
12:31Shut your eyes and concentrate.
12:33Has you got an uncle named Frisbee?
12:36Frisbee? Yes. Samson's uncle Frisbee. What about him?
12:39Well, he's a millionaire. And he done signified to me that he's arriving tonight.
12:44He's coming to spend... Spend what?
12:47Well, he's going to spend some time with you.
12:50I thought so.
12:53What's that?
12:57What is it? I don't know, Miss Peabody.
13:00You don't know? Let me hear my spirits.
13:02Ethel. Ethel.
13:05Oh, it's you, is it?
13:07Come on, honey. We is rich.
13:09I just got this postal card from Uncle Frisbee and he's due to arrive here tonight.
13:14Swami, you sure is so mind-reading.
13:17I sure is.
13:18Come on, baby. Get busy.
13:20We got to give that millionaire uncle a great reception if he wants any part of his dough.
13:24Come on, let's go.
13:29Swami, you is a man.
13:32Got to shine it, you will.
13:36It gives you lots of light.
13:39Use a lot of thought.
13:41Put in your best thought.
13:43Company's calling tonight.
13:46Be sure to wear a collar.
13:48Mm-hmm. No matter if it's night.
13:51Mm-hmm.
13:53Don't forget to wear a billiard team in your hair.
13:56Because the heat is coming tonight.
13:59You can pull your chest up when you're dressed up in style.
14:05And when your suit is pressed up, you just naturally smile.
14:12And you sit at your table.
14:15Forget your appetite.
14:18And if you want a drink, get it out of the sink.
14:22Company's calling tonight.
14:24I said, company's calling tonight.
14:29Well, Mr. Frisby, there you are.
14:32You feel all right now, don't you?
14:34Oh, yes, sir. Just the same as you are.
14:36Yeah, but you ain't going to take things that don't belong to you like you used to do.
14:39No, brother, I am all killed of that.
14:41Now, Mr. Frisby, if you'll just sign this release paper here.
14:44Why, certainly. Why, certainly.
14:50Good day, gentlemen.
14:54Thank God, that Frisby.
14:56Thank God, that Frisby.
14:58He's harmless.
14:59The only fault with him was he used to think he was Emperor Jones.
15:04We'd better get him back.
15:19Out of there, folks.
15:21What's the matter, Fris?
15:23Not so loud.
15:25Who's after me?
15:26Who's after you?
15:27The army.
15:28You see, they think that I'm Emperor Jones.
15:30Ah, but I fooled them.
15:32You know who I am?
15:33Who are you?
15:34I am the Emperor Jones.
15:36Wait a minute, wait a minute.
15:37I don't get this.
15:38Don't thank me now.
15:39You'll thank me later.
15:46Well, folks, I've had a hard day at the office, and I was ready to eat.
15:50Won't you join me?
15:51Come on, folks.
15:52Yes, sir.
15:53Are you ready?
15:55I would like to.
15:59Say, I've been in here two days and haven't seen a waiter yet.
16:02If I don't hurry up and get some service, I'll call the manager.
16:09Say, that Uncle Frisby of yours is either nuts or he's just testing us before he gives us some of that money.
16:15You go on and play up to him.
16:17I'll get it.
16:19Well, what can I do for you, Uncle Frisby?
16:22If you don't get so familiar, young man, I will have you fired.
16:25Yes, sir.
16:26Yes, sir.
16:27Now, get this order straight.
16:29I want four turtle eggs.
16:31File nine minutes on one side and three on the other.
16:39We all chipped in and bought you a nice fat chicken to surprise you.
16:43I'll bring it in right now.
16:47Listen, Bill.
16:48What's the matter?
16:49There's something awful funny going on around here.
16:52A minute ago, I had my watch and now it's gone.
16:56What you looking at me for?
16:58Hold on.
16:59Wait a minute, Jess.
17:00Somebody took mine, too.
17:02Yours, too?
17:03It is that.
17:07I sure hope you like this chicken, Uncle Frisby.
17:09It costs two bucks.
17:11I'll take the leg.
17:13I'll take any part I can get.
17:18It's gone!
17:19What are we going to do?
17:21It's gone!
17:26Say, somebody got my suspended.
17:30Everything is going around here.
17:32What are we going to do about it?
17:34We'll call Swarmy.
17:35He'll tell us where that chicken went.
17:37Let's call Swarmy.
17:41This is going to be easy.
17:43You all just let me look in my crystal ball and I'll tell you who stole it.
17:47Good Lord Almighty, I done lost the crystal ball.
17:49No!
17:50Yeah!
17:51Can you imagine that?
17:53But surely you did knows all and sees all.
17:56Don't know where the crystal ball is?
17:58Well, how am I going to tell you where the crystal ball is
18:00if I ain't got no ball to tell me where it is?
18:03Wait a minute.
18:04Sharp, ain't it?
18:10Let's see.
18:12Somebody turn out the light.
18:18I can see Saint Peter standing by the well.
18:23I can see Saint Peter standing by the well.
18:27I can see Saint Peter standing by the well.
18:32I can see St. Peter standing by the rock.
18:37Better take your sins and put them all in the heart.
18:41I can see St. Peter standing by the rock.
18:46Bow down, bow down.
18:48Hallelujah.
18:49Hallelujah.
18:50Bow down, bow down.
18:52Bow down, bow down.
18:55I'm calling him to come and help Islam.
18:59I can see St. Peter standing by the rock.
19:03Bow down, bow down.
19:06Hallelujah.
19:07Hallelujah.
19:08Bow down, bow down.
19:10Bow down, bow down.
19:29I'm calling him to come and help Islam.