• 5 years ago
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00:00Buffalo Bill Junior! Buffalo Bill Junior!
00:08Buffalo Bill Junior! With his little sister, Calamity!
00:16Buffalo Bill Junior brings you exciting action!
00:23Thrills and fun with Judge Ben Ferron Square Wiley!
00:30Buffalo Bill, Buffalo Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Junior!
00:53Look out there! Don't you watch where you're going, you jughead!
00:57I'm sorry, mister. I wasn't thinking.
01:06What a day's rescue, Cal.
01:08You know who that was you almost tangled with?
01:10Strangers around here, ain't they?
01:12One of them was Tom Stace, the fastest man with a gun and tombstone.
01:16This is your lucky day.
01:20My lucky day.
01:22You hear that, Columbine?
01:45Oh, howdy, gentlemen. What can I do for you?
01:47I need me a new saddle gear.
01:49Well, help yourself right over there.
01:51Now, will you stop squirming, Calamity?
01:54Know of any ranchers around here could use a couple of good cowhands?
01:57Well, later on in Fall Roundup, they could use plenty of them.
02:00But right now, well, I don't hardly think so.
02:04Oh, hi, Sagebrush.
02:06You don't happen to know anybody who could use a couple of extra ranch hands, do you?
02:09Not for low-down polecats like them two.
02:12Why, Sagebrush, what's got into you?
02:14Don't pay any attention to him. He don't know what he's saying.
02:16Well, I don't. They come a-roarin' into town here like they thought they owned it.
02:20I'll teach them two yellow-livered poor fleshes to push people off of here.
02:42Leave him alone.
02:46Leave him alone.
03:16No!
03:29Should I lock him up, Judge?
03:30On whose say-so?
03:31On my say-so. I happen to be the town marshal.
03:34I don't think it'll be necessary now, Bill.
03:37Old Sagebrush here prodded him into it.
03:39So you just go on your way, peaceful-like, and we'll let it pass for this time.
03:46Hey, just a minute.
03:48Here's that saddle girth you wanted.
03:50That'll be four bits.
03:56If it hadn't been for Bill here, why, they might have killed you.
03:59It's too bad they didn't.
04:01My life ain't worth saving, not with a mess I've made of it.
04:04Oh, when you go out gold prospecting, your chances are slim.
04:07You ought to know that, Sagebrush.
04:09That ain't what I mean.
04:11I wanted to go out in a blaze of glory
04:13so that she wouldn't know what a humbug her old dad was.
04:16Her? Who are you talking about?
04:17My daughter.
04:18Well, you didn't tell us you had a family.
04:20Read that.
04:24Dear Daddy, I have wonderful news.
04:27Mother has given me permission to come out and visit you on Easter vacation,
04:33providing you don't spoil me by lavishing luxuries on me.
04:37Sagebrush, have you struck gold?
04:40That's what my daughter Penelope thinks.
04:43I've been lying to her all this time.
04:46I know you are right about the Wild West
04:48with gunfighters and savvied Indians being no fit place for a girl,
04:52but I'm 18 now.
04:54Eighteen.
04:56And I'll not be put off any longer.
04:59I've saved enough from my stage fare out of the money you sent me.
05:04Love, Penelope.
05:06How did you manage sending her money?
05:08Well, I managed to scrape a few dollars out of the old abandoned ore dumps out to mine.
05:13And evidently you sent it all to your daughter.
05:15No wonder you've been half starved to death.
05:18Poor Sagebrush.
05:20Poor Penelope.
05:22She's the one that's going to get the worst of it,
05:24thinking her old dad is a millionaire,
05:26when all he is is just a dump rat.
05:29Well, why don't you write to her and tell her not to come?
05:31Too late.
05:32She gets in on this afternoon stage.
05:36Well, if you had a shave and a haircut,
05:41and were cleaned up a little bit,
05:43you could meet her at the stage, put on a big show,
05:45think of some excuse and send her right back.
05:47Not in those clothes.
05:49Well, he could use this fancy suit you have here.
05:51Say, that's a good idea.
05:53Come here, Sagebrush.
06:01What's that?
06:03Nothing. Just a picture I found in the envelope.
06:05No wonder you were so suddenly interested.
06:08I just feel sorry for her.
06:10Oh, I bet.
06:18Now you almost look respectable.
06:21Oh, I'm indignified and everything.
06:24Well, it still ain't going to work.
06:26Because I've lied to Penelope about so many things.
06:29She's bound to find out.
06:30You mean about it being wild and wooly out west here?
06:33With all the trimmings.
06:34Look, she's going to find out what a peaceful little town this is.
06:37You leave that to me, Sagebrush.
06:39I'll give that stage a royal reception.
06:45What are you doing? Making a dress for your lady love?
06:48No.
06:50I'm making a mask for that notorious outlaw, the Calico Kid.
06:54Huh?
07:04Be ready for hold-up with next bend by Calico Kid.
07:09Bill.
07:34Bill!
08:05Whoa!
08:11Watch out. That's the Calico Kid.
08:15Climb down out of that coat.
08:20Now where's that six gun you were popping me with?
08:28Take my advice, sister, and never use this again.
08:30You might rile somebody and get yourself killed.
08:33All right, driver, throw down that Wells Fargo box.
08:40Well, aren't you going to rob me?
08:42What?
08:43I've heard all about the West.
08:44Stage bandits always rob their passengers.
08:46Not me, ma'am. I never steal from ladies.
08:49Here I am.
09:08How'd it pan out?
09:09Oh, just like a charm.
09:10Was she as pretty as her picture?
09:12Oh, I don't know. I didn't notice.
09:14Oh, not much.
09:15Well, here comes the stage.
09:18Hold up!
09:19A bio-flash!
09:20The Calico Kid!
09:22Penelope!
09:23Daddy!
09:26Oh, you look wonderful. Oh, darling.
09:29I'm mighty glad you're safe.
09:31Sagebrush, why are you all dressed up like a circus horse?
09:35Well, I...
09:36Pete, you better go fill out a report immediately.
09:39About the hold-up.
09:40Oh, yeah.
09:42You know, you're prettier than a pan full of gold nuggets.
09:48Is this yours?
09:50My darling, it's yours for as long as you stay here.
09:55Driver, take us to my suite at the hotel.
10:04Well, here you are, honey.
10:08Ain't much.
10:09But you know you've got to rough it out west.
10:12Oh, it's beautiful.
10:14Oh, I'm so happy to be with you at last.
10:16I'll never leave you again.
10:18Well, you see, now that you speak of it,
10:22you can't stay but a few days.
10:24Why not?
10:26Well, I've got business up north,
10:28important business that'll take up most of my time.
10:31Your driver, he's wearing a gun.
10:33Well, yeah, sure, he's got to.
10:35You see, he's got to protect me.
10:37I told you this is a wild country.
10:43Hey, what are you doing?
10:44This gun, it's been fired recently.
10:46Oh, sure.
10:47I've been hunting rabbits.
10:49With a .44?
10:51Big rabbits, ma'am.
10:53Now, if my little gal's all settled, we'll...
10:56You know something, Daddy?
10:57I think your driver's a calico kid.
10:59What?
11:00You which?
11:01Boy, that's ridiculous.
11:02Yes, he is, I'm sure of it.
11:04And I intend to prove it.
11:06Now, this is our very finest quality poplar, miss.
11:10Very nice, but haven't you some calico?
11:13Oh, indeed we have.
11:15Yes, ma'am.
11:16We just got this in a few days ago.
11:19Very finest quality, too.
11:21Yeah.
11:22What happened to this?
11:24Huh?
11:25It's been cut in two.
11:26Well, I guess I must have given somebody a sample.
11:30That big?
11:31My, you're very generous with your samples.
11:34Well, maybe they wanted...
11:38Oh, driver, come in here, please.
11:41I understand from the sign outside
11:43that you are a representative of the law.
11:45Is that correct?
11:46That's right, ma'am.
11:47I'm the district judge, justice of the peace,
11:49combination constable and town marshal.
11:51Then I demand that you search this man at once.
11:53What for?
11:54I suspect him of being the calico kid.
11:57Bill?
11:58Oh, how could he be?
12:00Young lady, I'm afraid you're mistaken.
12:02Well, are you going to search him or not?
12:05Well, if you insist.
12:08Let me out of here.
12:16Uh-huh.
12:17See the eye hole?
12:18There is your calico kid.
12:20Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
12:22Well, I refuse to answer without the advice of counsel.
12:25Well, then there's nothing left for me to do
12:27but to lock you up.
12:28Come on.
12:29Well, aren't you going to disarm him?
12:31Huh? Oh, yeah.
12:32I forgot.
12:33Give me your gun, Bill.
12:35Now, let's go.
12:44Well, anybody got any ideas?
12:46Well, it was your idea to rob the stage.
12:49You ought to have an idea what to do now.
12:51I can't let you out of here now, Bill,
12:53without giving Sagebrush away.
12:55This will teach you to trifle with women.
12:58Calamity.
12:59You've just given me an idea.
13:01Maybe you can help us out.
13:03Appeal to Penelope, woman to woman.
13:06Oh, I might.
13:07Good.
13:08Providing you agree on certain things,
13:10such as to quit making fun of me because I'm a girl,
13:14and to stop telling me I'm too young,
13:17and to do all the family chores for the next month.
13:20Well, you're sure taking unfair advantage.
13:23Well, it's no frosting off my cake.
13:25Well, now, don't go away.
13:28All right, you win.
13:30Shake on it.
13:34Please don't cry.
13:36I know my brother done wrong, but he was drove to it.
13:40We're orphans, and we haven't had any proper upbringing.
13:45Bill only robbed the stage to buy me this new dress,
13:49and if he stays in prison, I'll starve.
13:53And if he stays in prison, I'll starve.
13:56I'm sorry.
13:57I had no idea.
13:59Now, don't you worry.
14:00We'll see what we can do for you.
14:02Oh, thank you.
14:03Thank you much.
14:07Let you out, young man.
14:09And let this be a warning lesson to you.
14:11Obey the law from now on.
14:13No.
14:14I'll do my level best, Judge.
14:16Miss Penelope here will report to me on your behavior.
14:20Gee, I hardly know what to say.
14:23Well, turning you from your outlaw ways will be thanks enough.
14:26The carriage is right outside.
14:28Well, you mean you're taking me back?
14:29As your driver?
14:30Yes.
14:31In the first place, we're going at my father's mine.
14:33What?
14:34I want you to drive me out to my father's gold mine.
14:37Look, you can't go out there.
14:39Why not?
14:40Well, it's too dangerous.
14:42There's wild Indians all over the place.
14:44Indians?
14:45Oh, it sounds exciting.
14:46Well, I won't do it at your place.
14:48Well, I won't do it.
14:49It's just too risky.
14:50Would you rather stay here in jail?
14:56Well, then do as I say.
14:58All right, if you insist.
14:59But, well, I'll have to get my gun and the carbine.
15:02We might be attacked by those wild Indians.
15:04I'll think of a roundabout way while you dig up some Indians.
15:07That way you can get to the mine before we do so we can scare Penelope.
15:10But all the Indians around here have gone to Black Rock for the tribal powwow.
15:14Well, then fix up some men to look like Indians.
15:16And pronto.
15:18Let's go.
15:24Fine.
15:25Now do me.
15:44Indians.
15:46You drive.
15:47I'll hold them off.
15:48Hey, careful of that carbine.
15:49It's loaded.
15:50Don't worry.
15:51I was number one on the school rifle team.
15:52Yeah, but there's too many of them.
15:55Get up.
16:07Let's make a stand.
16:08Too risky.
16:09You don't stop.
16:10I'll send you back to jail.
16:13Lovely.
16:14Whoa.
16:17Whoa.
16:21Whoa.
16:27See, all you needed was a little courage.
16:29Well, those Indians aren't running away.
16:31They're heading back to their village to get more reinforcements.
16:33And if we don't high tail it out of here, we'll have the whole village down on us.
16:38Get up there.
16:40Help.
16:41Help.
16:44Help.
16:45Help.
16:49Daddy, how can you run your mind when you have so much Indian trouble?
16:52Why, honey, that red skin ain't been born that can stop your old daddy.
16:58Come in.
17:01Excuse me.
17:02I didn't know you were undressed.
17:03Well, negligee.
17:04It's hardly considered undressed.
17:05Come in.
17:09Here's the stage ticket, Sagebrush.
17:10On tomorrow's stage.
17:11I take it this means you've decided to get rid of me.
17:14Well, I don't put it that way, honey.
17:16But just like I told you, I've got business up north.
17:18All right.
17:19I'll go.
17:20But first you've got to promise me one thing or I'll never forgive you.
17:23What's that?
17:24You're going to take me to see your gold mine.
17:26Now, don't interrupt.
17:27I've been taking a class in geology at school, and I promised the teacher in class
17:31that I'd bring them a report firsthand on the operation of your mine.
17:35If you love me, Daddy, you won't fail me.
17:42I'm a bust in her young heart.
17:45There's no way out of it this time, son.
17:47We've played out.
17:48Don't worry, Sagebrush.
17:50We'll think of something.
17:54All we need is the loan of a wagon load of ore just for today, Mr. Fletcher.
17:58Is that all?
17:59Do you have any idea what a wagon load of high-grade ore is worth?
18:03Four, maybe $5,000.
18:05Oh, nothing's going to happen to that gold.
18:07We'll just use it to kind of dress up Sagebrush's old mine.
18:11Well, Judge, as long as you stand good for it, and providing I go along as a guard,
18:15I guess it'll be all right.
18:25Now, don't anybody touch that and smear that paint.
18:31Here, give me that coat.
18:36Hey, what are they doing here?
18:41Well, that's them two fellas you had that fight with in my store, ain't it?
18:44Yeah, Norman, I don't know who hired them, but they better get out front of them.
18:47Uh-oh, too late now, Sagebrush.
19:01Welcome to the Montezuma mine.
19:03Why, it's even more than I expected.
19:05Come on, you're going to show me all around.
19:06Well, you see, honey, I'm too busy making assays of the ore.
19:10Bill will do the honors.
19:12Oh, glad to.
19:21Now, here we have the four-up wagon that we used to haul the ore to the shelter in town.
19:25Fascinating.
19:26Yeah, isn't it, though?
19:27And then over here we...
19:28Haven't you got anything better to do...
19:29Uh-uh.
19:30Be careful how you speak to me.
19:33My little sister, you know.
19:35Won't you step inside the mine where we're not so crowded?
19:39Fascinating.
19:41Boo.
19:45They don't seem to know where they want this gold.
19:47Maybe we can make up their minds for them.
19:52I heard what you just said.
19:54Yeah?
19:55Then maybe you better keep your mouth shut.
19:57Unless you want your daughter to find out her old man's nothing but a dump rat.
20:01Not so loud, she'll hear you.
20:02You're blamed right, she will.
20:04If you talk out of turn.
20:13Uh, wouldn't you see some of this ore?
20:15Well, sure.
20:18Strange.
20:19How does it happen that gold quartz occur in gravel formation?
20:23Well, you know, gold is where you find it.
20:26But this is impossible.
20:27The gold would have to be in grains.
20:28They taught us that in school.
20:30They did?
20:31Well...
20:33There's no use going on with the bill.
20:35This mine was salted with gold, it's worthless.
20:37I've known that all along.
20:39Well, I'll be going to blame.
20:41Then how come...
20:44Oh, why didn't you tell us this before?
20:46Well, I've tried to find some way to break the news to my father.
20:50But it isn't easy.
20:51He's been telling such whopping stories in his letters all these years.
20:54Billy!
21:02Billy!
21:03Hey!
21:04Billy!
21:17Bill! Bill!
21:18Where are you?
21:19Down here, St. Brice.
21:21You better get out there and stop that oil wagon.
21:23Them two gunmen from Tombstone have hijacked it.
21:28They're headed out across country.
21:30Heading for the border.
21:35I might as well tell you the truth now, Penelope.
21:38This mine is worthless.
21:40And so is your old dad.
21:42We was both played out years ago.
21:45I tried not to hurt you.
21:47Wanted you to be proud of me, but...
21:50But I couldn't let my friends down.
21:52Bill and the judge.
21:54They'll have to make good if that oil is stolen.
21:57You don't have to apologize to me, Daddy.
22:00Mother and I have always known.
22:20Bill!
22:21Bill!
22:22Bill!
22:23Bill!
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23:17Bill!
23:18I'm sorry things didn't work out as you expected.
23:23No, they turned out a darn sight better.
23:27This isn't the gold quartz I brought over.
23:31Well, no, that's green gold.
23:34Where'd you find it?
23:35Right inside.
23:36Under the ore we planted.
23:38Yahoo!
23:39Honey, we're sparking rich!
23:42Now we can both go home to see your mother, and we can do it in style.
23:46And we owe it all to the Calico Kid.
23:52Fascinating.
23:53Now listen, you little hippie.
23:55Remember, the month isn't over yet.
24:04Now with his horse and with his gun, he's not afraid of anyone.
24:09No one's quicker on the draw or quicker to defend the law.
24:14Buffalo Bill Jr., Buffalo Bill Jr., he's the son of the son of a gun.
24:21Buffalo Bill, Buffalo Bill, Buffalo Bill, Buffalo Bill Jr.