• 8 yıl önce
Lucky Texas. I forgot to pay my water bill one month. I had more than enough money, it was just a hectic month (December). My bill was due on the 5th. They shut my water off at 6am on the 15th. I called and asked if they were working on shit, and some smug cunt got all cunty about my bill being late. I was like, it's the 10th day today, I get its late, I just submitted the payment online, why are you such a cunt. She told me it would be 3 days before they could come turn it back on. I told her to get fucked, cut the lock off the valve and turned it back on myself.
[] Why is Britain implementing stronger border control considered racist, when as far as I can see nobody bats an eye on Australia's point based system? Am I missing something?
[] What do they fed that cat? Other cats?
[] There were jobs and the rest of the world didn't hate us as much.
The music was pretty good. Of course, grunge was big; but, if that wasn't your thing, metal was still strong (G'nR, Metallica.) You could groove to Hootie and the Blowfish.
And in the beginning of the '90s, Jerry Garcia was still alive.
[] this need to be higher, good one!
[] "Do I need to bring in the product for you to do a return?"
[] Here's a good one

One time I was in a Winn Dixie dressed in gym shorts and a marvel t-shirt. Some lady came up to me and was like "excuse me do you work here?" Baffled I stair back at her like she might have a concussion or Alzheimer's. I ask her, " Why would a grocery store employee dress like this?" She just looked at me and shrugged? I laughed and just walked off. Looking back on it I really hope nothing's was wrong with her.
[] Wait, you PAY for applications on phones?

Interesting concept.
[] That's the joke
[] If they have no fees and you never use them I would simply stick it in a safe deposit box. Having them for credit history purposes is generally worth it if there is no cost.
[] Yes, the /r/funny subreddit is notorious for its discussion of residential schools of Canada.
[] Very technical physics/materials science terms.
[] Wouldnt he have admitted it by now though?
[] I love Mr. Rodgers a ton, I'm from Pittsburgh and he's a total legend. My grandmother was friends with Chef Brocket.

But how is no one in this whole thread gonna talk about how weird of a combination cheese and banana is?????
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blande

potatoe


Whye do youe write like thise
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Guinness from the source


Night and day difference compared to what they ship over to America, for sure.
[] It wasn't me, but I work at Walmart and I heard the other day over the walkie that a customer was looking for "gluten free milk." I just couldn't even. Still can't.
[] So is England then. Fucking saxons colonizing and replacing glorious Celtic culture.
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Only two?


yeah the others are gone because exercise
[] Definitely not meant as an insult, I think he's a very attractive guy. In the first one I think it's the hair that gives you the Matt Smith vibe and by the second one I couldn't unsee it. Now that I think about it, though, in the second one you look sort of like Adam Lambert.
[] How fake was that?
[] Why doesn't he have a face?
[] waho awesome pic
[] Plenty, but not every time I post though. What about you, do people PM you when they're cumming?
[] "No, ma'am. As you can see by the name, this is the NEW Mexico. Removal of the passport requirement was part of the upgrade in version."

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