Sponge Bob Season 3 Episode 21b Pranks A Lot
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00:00Well, Patrick, here it is. The Palace of Pranks.
00:04The greatest novelty shop in Bikini Bottom.
00:07All the greatest pranksters shop here.
00:10This is where I got my gag, C-Nut Brittle can.
00:13Oh boy, C-Nut Brittle! Gimme!
00:16Patrick waited to booby trap, remember?
00:18Nice try, SquarePants, but it's not gonna work this time.
00:22I'm gonna have some of your delicious C-Nut Brittle!
00:27Where's the C-Nut Brittle?
00:28Baaa! That gets funnier every time you say it, Patrick.
00:33Come on, let's go inside.
00:35C-Nut Brittle?
00:40Oh, nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items.
00:45Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see.
00:50Isn't it everything I said it would be, Patrick?
00:53Hey, C-Nut Brittle!
00:55Oh darn it, not again!
00:57Baaa!
00:59Good to see you, SpongeBob. How's my number one customer doing?
01:04Great, Frank. This is my friend, Patrick. He wants to become a prankster, too.
01:09Well, pleasure to meet you, Patrick.
01:15That's your first lesson, son. The granddaddy of all pranks.
01:19The Joy Buzzer.
01:21I don't get it.
01:22You don't have to get it.
01:24The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
01:27You see, Patrick, Frank here is the master.
01:31I learned all I know about pranks from him.
01:34Okay, Frank, let's see what you got.
01:36Well, this came in just this morning. Have some gum.
01:43Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.
01:47I don't get it.
01:48What can we get for $1?
01:50$1 will get you this fake gag dollar.
01:53Fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.
01:56What else have you got?
01:58A whoopee cushion?
01:59Nah.
02:00Fake vomit?
02:01No.
02:02Real vomit?
02:03Ew. Don't you have anything good?
02:06Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top-of-the-line prankster.
02:13Invisible spray.
02:16Wow! Invisible spray?
02:19But I can see it.
02:21Gee, Patrick, just think of the pranks we could pull with this.
02:25Good choice.
02:27Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.
02:31Thanks, Frank.
02:33Here it is, Patrick. The ultimate prank. Invisible spray.
02:38What are we going to do with it?
02:40I know. We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it.
02:45And when people walk by, we'll be floating in midair.
02:50They're floating in midair!
02:52How do they do that?
02:54That's the ultimate prank. Good idea, SpongeBob.
02:58Well, let's get started.
03:01Okay, I'm ready.
03:04Any particular reason you took your pants off?
03:06Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?
03:09That it does, Patrick. That it does. Good thinking.
03:13Here, hold this a second.
03:15Okay, Patrick, give me the can.
03:18I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spraying.
03:23Patrick, spraying the park bench was my idea.
03:26Yeah, but I said it was a good idea.
03:29Give me that thing!
03:36Hey, the invisible spray works!
03:39And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint.
03:46Oh my gosh, Patrick. Help me find our clothes.
03:54I gotta hand it to you, SpongeBob. You look kind of funny.
03:59Righty, where are you?
04:02No one messes with Righty.
04:05We'll see how you like it.
04:09Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh?
04:12Yeah.
04:16I see what you mean.
04:21No guts, no glory.
04:25Several bad puns later.
04:28Oh hey, I think this thing is empty.
04:31Oh no, it can't be. How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank?
04:35Thanks a lot, Patrick. You used the last of it.
04:40Hey, I think I found our pants.
04:43Oops. Here, these are yours.
04:46Forget the pants, Patrick. Let's get home and wash this paint off.
04:50Hey, SpongeBob, do you know what time it is?
04:52Oh, sure. It's half past invisible.
04:56Gee, it's getting late.
04:58Let's ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, but do you have the time?
05:01Sure. It's ten to three.
05:03Thank you.
05:04Don't mention it.
05:05Don't mention what?
05:07Who said that?
05:08Me.
05:09Ah! Ghosts!
05:12Ah!
05:15Hey, I'm no ghost.
05:17I'm the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs.
05:20Wait a second, Patrick. My brain just hatched an idea.
05:24Lay it on me.
05:26Okay, we're invisible, right?
05:28Yeah.
05:29If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in Bikini Bottom.
05:34Now it's the ultimate prank.
05:37Woo! High five!
05:39Let's go scare us some suckers.
05:49Huh?
05:53Well, that's funny. I thought I heard voices.
05:56Huh?
05:57I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table.
06:00And did I toss that old lamp out yesterday?
06:03And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Patrick?
06:08Woo!
06:11We're ghosts!
06:14Woo!
06:17I knew it was you guys.
06:20All right, joke's over.
06:22Take off the sheets.
06:24It is ghosts!
06:26Ah!
06:38Ah!
06:40Boy, we really scared her.
06:43Ah!
06:44Who's going to be our next victim?
06:47A better question would be, who isn't?
06:51Double dark deep sea light diet cake.
06:56You will soon be mine.
07:00Boo!
07:02Ghosts!
07:15Ghosts!
07:21Ghosts!
07:25Ghosts!
07:28Ghosts!
07:31Ghosts!
07:33Ghosts!
07:35Ghosts!
07:37Ghosts!
07:39Ghosts!
07:41Ghosts!
07:43It's official. We're the greatest pranksters ever.
07:47The whole town thinks we're ghosts.
07:50Yeah.
07:52There's only one guy left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in Bikini Bottom.
07:58Mr. Krabs.
08:01It says he isn't scared of ghosts.
08:04We'll see about that.
08:09Ghosts!
08:11Ha!
08:12I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
08:15As every sailor knows, a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief.
08:22And his dried up sea leprechaun.
08:25And a bit of gold never hurt.
08:27But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants and a velvet knot.
08:32Got me shivering timber brace.
08:35And the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down.
08:40And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor.
08:44And if none of this stuff works, I've got me secret weapon.
08:48The specter deflector.
08:51So just try and get me, ya ghosts.
08:55Bring it on.
08:59Krabs.
09:01What?
09:02Krabs, we've come to haunt you.
09:06Stay back. I'm well armed.
09:09Ghosts.
09:13I want you.
09:15Ghosts.
09:22Boo.
09:26I gotta get out of here.
09:30You can't escape, Krabs.
09:33We've glued the door shut.
09:36You'll never get me.
09:41Nice try, Krabs.
09:44But we replaced all the glass with rubber.
09:50Too late, Krabs.
09:52We've already clogged all the toilets.
09:57Please, spirits, leave me be.
10:01We got him good, SpongeBob.
10:04Tell me, Patrick, I've got one more idea.
10:08You're going to pay, Krabs.
10:12No, spirits, please.
10:14Pay.
10:15No.
10:16Pay.
10:18No.
10:20Don't burn me, dollars.
10:23Krabs.
10:28Well, well, well, if it isn't SpongeBob and Patrick.
10:34I know not these names of which you speak.
10:38SpongeBob.
10:40SpongeBob, we're visible again.
10:46So you two are the Bikini Bottom ghosts.
10:51We're really sorry, Mr. Krabs.
10:53Please don't chop us up into little pieces and eat them.
10:56Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip.
10:59I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age.
11:02Had me some laughs.
11:03That's what we did tonight, right?
11:05We had a good laugh.
11:07Come on, laugh with me.
11:09Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
11:20Any particular reason you boys are naked?
11:24Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes.
11:27Of course it does.
11:29Well, you two better hurry home before someone sees you nude.
11:33Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened.
11:37Me too.
11:38Oh, no, we wouldn't want that, would we?
11:40It's getting late now.
11:41You two pranksters better get going.
11:43Mr. Krabs, thanks for being such a good sport.
11:46Don't mention it.
11:48That Mr. Krabs, always looking out for me.
11:51What a guy.
11:53The Krusty Krab presents
11:56Live Nude Pranksters
12:00Starring the Bikini Bottom Ghosts.
12:08Woo-hoo!
12:09Woo-hoo!
12:16Patrick!