2010-04-30 yourdailyjingle presents: Oh Heidi

So let me tell you a story about Duane. Duane meets a beautiful girl named Heidi. He thinks Heidi is pretty swell and asks her out on a date. He asks her if she's played golf before, to which Heidi responds, "Oh yes." So Duane's pretty stoked. She's hot... AND she golfs? Wowza. So they play 18 holes on their first date. Turns out that Heidi actually hadn't played golf before (maybe she thought he was talking about putt-putt), and she was horrible. Duane told me he'd never seen such a bad swing. But what he couldn't understand was how Heidi could make such a bad swing look so good. So he decided to keep his eye on her to try to figure her out. Fast forward to now: I'm not sure if Heidi's a better golfer, but Duane's decided to keep his eye on her for the rest of their lives as they're getting married tomorrow in Florida! Congrats you two! To celebrate, Duane commissioned me to write this song about how lucky he is to have her... or was it how lucky she is to have him? Maybe it'd be better if you just watch the video. Enjoy! Lyrics Oh Heidi, Duane loves you so Give him your hand and he'll never let you go Oh Heidi, Duane's happy to be Sharing life with you his cutie What is that makes him love you so? He loves you more that you'll ever know Since that first date on the course with the number 3 wood He'd never seen such a bad swing look so good He loves how you always seem to be in a good mood, Maybe it's because you always make such great food, Although you take awhile to get ready, it's always worth the wait When you look that beautiful, he forgets about being late Is it your laughter that he's after or the sparkle in those big, green eyes Or how your leg-shaking dance makes him laugh until he cries Duane feels so lucky To finally meet his match After all you've heard him kareokee You both know he's quite a catch! Oh Duane, Heidi loves you so Give her your hand and she'll never let you go Oh Duane, Heidi's happy to be Sharing life with you her cutie