Vertigold (Every 3 Seconds Bono Makes Another Hundred Grand)

Forget global warming! Filthy rich pop stars with private airliners and venture capital funds pose a greater threat to our civilization than a few sunburned polar bears. The hooded icon and his ilk raise hundreds of thousands to fight hunger and waste millions advertising it. Blurring spiritualism and the bottom line, Bono and the lads take Gordon Gekko's credo to the next level: "Fear is transitory. Greed is permanent!"