Made in Chelsea Season 28 Episode 5
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00:00This girl came up to me to be really weird
00:02and just asking me those questions about Harvey.
00:04We then left the room for a second,
00:06come back into the room, and they're getting with each other.
00:09I think Jaz is the only person that doesn't know you like her.
00:12Yeah.
00:13Harvey's asking to go for a drink.
00:14Personally, I don't think Harvey would be the guy for you.
00:17Obviously, if Zeno wasn't in the picture,
00:19but unfortunately, that's not how it works.
00:21Poor Jack.
00:22Poor Jack?
00:23Yeah, he's lovely.
00:24Drew B. Asked Rez to be exclusive with her yesterday.
00:26That's not what happened.
00:27He has said that you're a cock-block, Therese.
00:30Sorry, I just never...
00:32I don't want this.
00:33I don't want to do this.
00:34Utah told her,
00:35comment after comment after comment after comment
00:37that was negative towards me, that's upset me.
00:39He wants to get his wooden spoon out,
00:41stir the pot and sit back and watch the chaos unfold,
00:43and he's done it so many times.
00:44No.
00:47We're getting too old for this bullshit.
00:48It's just pathetic.
00:49Let's go out.
00:50Wow.
00:51I'm just pissed.
00:52Is it not fair on either of us?
00:54Harvey kissed me.
00:55It's a big risk if I'm not 100%.
00:59It's scary.
01:00I'm open to it.
01:01And she is.
01:02Vanda's mate.
01:03I really cannot be arsehole hush with anymore.
01:06It does help if you have somebody lined up
01:08that's super hot with a bitch laugh.
01:10It feels like Fatherland fighting every day.
01:26It's just like Fatherland fighting.
01:31We are running away from Vanderpump and flying to New York.
01:35See you around us.
01:37Whoa.
01:38It's the Empire State there.
01:39Can you see it?
01:40Huh?
01:41Boop boop.
01:50That's it.
01:51That's nice.
01:52That's sexy.
01:53That's it.
01:54Yeah, exactly that.
01:55Oh, yeah.
01:56Whoa.
01:57Perfect.
01:58That's exactly what we're looking for.
01:59Right mate.
02:00Right?
02:01Happy customers.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:06What?
02:07That would be fun in a day.
02:08Fun, right?
02:09I saw an eel at one point.
02:10Oh, my God.
02:11That was Miles's willy.
02:12It wasn't an eel.
02:13It was quite see-through and it was towards me.
02:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
02:16Not that I was looking.
02:17You're looking down there.
02:19You cannot be looking at...
02:21I mean, you just kind of look around and it's just there in your face.
02:23It's like...
02:24This is getting a bit weird, this conversation.
02:26It's going down a very different route.
02:28Did you get a chance to talk to Jazz the other day?
02:30Yeah, yeah, we actually sorted everything.
02:32It's a shame she's not here today because we're like,
02:34yeah, really good now.
02:35That's good.
02:36I think it's really good from her to respect...
02:39It is hard to respect those boundaries and she respected yours,
02:42which I think is really helpful.
02:43Yeah, I mean, the fact that she respected that
02:45and Harvey of all people, given all our history,
02:48he couldn't respect that.
02:49It was a bit like, okay.
02:50I just assumed that friends would be off bounds,
02:52but I guess it's fair game for me to move on now as well.
02:55Is that why you were looking at the eels in the lake?
02:57No, that's not my point.
02:58I'm just saying there's obviously a lot of people there.
03:00I thought that was exactly your point.
03:01Sorry.
03:02No.
03:03Anyway, moving on.
03:04Moving swiftly on.
03:06Miles, how are you?
03:08Still single.
03:09I'm ready to mingle.
03:10Definitely not.
03:11Okay, cool.
03:12You're not?
03:13No, I'm ready to mingle,
03:14but I think it has to be the right thing.
03:18What's your type at the moment?
03:20My normal type is petite brunette.
03:23Stop looking at me!
03:25But I have had no luck with petite brunettes,
03:29so I went to blondes.
03:30So you're going to tall blondes?
03:31And then I did blondes in work, jazz in work out.
03:34Maybe you're going to die alone, to be honest.
03:35I know.
03:36Do you want to tell me?
03:37What?
03:38Oh!
03:39I won't live in love, baby girl.
03:41I'll be the king with my bones.
03:44I'll make it all my own.
03:47This is Aerie.
03:48Look at her.
03:49Is she?
03:50She's so gorgeous.
03:51Say hello.
03:52Yes.
03:53Oh!
03:54Oh!
03:55Oh!
03:56Come on, give me a hug.
03:57Why do I...
03:58Oh, shit.
03:59Oh, no.
04:02Oh, shit. Oh, no.
04:04We've been telling Aries what you've been up to. Are you serious?
04:06Actually, I've got a bone to pick with you.
04:08Oh, what have I done? What have I done?
04:10To be fair, Rez doesn't trust me any more.
04:12He doesn't trust you any more.
04:14Well, apparently, I've got a big mouth and...
04:17Apparently! You know you do.
04:19So, apparently, everything I said to you guys
04:21somehow got repeated to Ruby.
04:23Snippets. Somehow. Cheers.
04:24Sometimes when you open your mouth, Vanders, things have to come out.
04:28You guys got me in trouble.
04:29So, when you spoke to Ruby and Tristan was there,
04:33did he, like, pipe up? Did he say anything?
04:36You know, every time we meet in a group circumstance,
04:38me and him are arguing,
04:39and it's just not nice for everyone else around.
04:41I think it's a good idea that we finally just bury the hatchet.
04:45What are you interested?
04:46Well, I just see I'm getting in the way of his and Rez's friendship,
04:49so I think I'm gonna organize a boys' night.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:53I have texted Harvey and Tristan already.
04:55They haven't replied yet.
04:57No, I'm sure they will come.
05:00Yeah, let's see.
05:01Fingers crossed.
05:02I've invited Tent to Miles as well.
05:03I was actually speaking to Miles the other day.
05:05Um, I mean, I don't know if he's just a flighty person,
05:08but, I mean, he asked me if I was single,
05:09but he did make a little comment as well.
05:12He was like, bye, future girlfriend.
05:13I was like, okay.
05:15Oh, wow.
05:15I don't know if this is all jokey or this something.
05:18I... Who knows?
05:19I'm just single, kind of just seeing what's out there.
05:22You're browsing.
05:24I'm browsing.
05:25In the supermarket, going up and down the aisles.
05:27She's in a dusty aisle.
05:29And Bob got cobwebs over there.
05:32Oh, yeah!
05:33Oh, my God!
05:34No, not like that!
05:35You're looking at this!
05:36Bam!
05:36Oh, Aries didn't like that.
05:38No.
05:38This one's speaking to you, yeah?
05:50Mm-hmm.
05:51It looks like...
05:53It's sort of like acne.
05:54In a weird way.
05:56If you were a piece of art,
05:59you would be a five-year-old's finger-painting.
06:04Angus.
06:04Angus!
06:05I'm sorry, I'm meant to be building you up.
06:06Politeness!
06:07Because you're bringing your own piece of art.
06:10I am.
06:10Are you not?
06:11She's a beautiful piece of work.
06:12Is she?
06:12Amazing.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:13So, wait, her name is Bex?
06:15Yeah.
06:15We were friends for probably three months
06:18and it blossomed into something a bit more beautiful.
06:21Yeah?
06:21Had a little kiss, a few kisses.
06:23And is she sophisticated?
06:24Yeah, she's classy.
06:25Is she older?
06:26I think she's a year older than me.
06:27She's 22.
06:28Cougar.
06:29Mm-hmm.
06:30Never do that again.
06:32Annoyingly, she has kissed Harvey before.
06:35Who hasn't?
06:35I think that was, you remember Dana was talking about how Harvey was getting with girls in front of her?
06:39Was that her?
06:40Yeah, I'm nervous Harvey's going to be like, oh, Freddie's going for my girls again with the whole Zeno stuff.
06:46Oh, I don't know.
06:47We already have that disrespect there.
06:48I feel like he's got enough in his play at the moment, so you should be okay.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Not that you should be stressed.
06:54I'm not, you know, because we've been friends for so long, it's just like...
06:57How?
06:57I've never...
06:58Tell me a jazz first started out as friends, so it was always quite comfortable.
07:01And look how that ended.
07:01Look how that ended.
07:02Look how that ended.
07:03I'm a change man.
07:04I'm actually a change man.
07:06Oh, hello.
07:07Hello.
07:07Here she is.
07:09How are you?
07:10Great.
07:12Hi, I'm Angus.
07:12Let's meet you.
07:14I've heard a lot about you.
07:15I know.
07:16We were discussing art and we established that.
07:18Yeah, we were.
07:18And what have you been discussing?
07:19That you are the best art piece in her.
07:22I agree.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Definitely.
07:23So cheesy.
07:24Yeah.
07:24Are you into art?
07:25I don't mean to boast, but I did get an A star in my art GCSE.
07:28Oh, wow.
07:30Same here, Angus.
07:31Why are we here?
07:31Same here.
07:32Yeah.
07:32Who initiated the break out of the friend zone?
07:36I'd say it was a bit of both.
07:37I initiated the first kiss.
07:38Yeah.
07:39But I reckon it was just, I don't really know.
07:41I don't really know.
07:42It just kind of happened.
07:43Yeah.
07:43So other than going on dates with Freddie.
07:46Yeah.
07:46What do you like doing away from that?
07:47Um, so I'm a yoga instructor at the moment.
07:51That's cool.
07:51I know.
07:52You attract horses?
07:53Yeah.
07:54Yeah.
07:54I've got four horses that I own.
07:55Oh, my God.
07:56Amazing.
07:56Bit of a horse hoarder, but they've been left with all my parents since I'm in London now.
08:02Oh, no.
08:02I mean, you guys look really cute together.
08:05Early days.
08:05It's early days.
08:06Been on a date.
08:07Yeah.
08:07Just go kiss her.
08:08I'll give you that.
08:09We'll see what happens.
08:10Mm-hmm.
08:11He banned me from this.
08:14Never do that again.
08:15That's exactly what I said.
08:16Never do that again.
08:18Better play.
08:18Better play.
08:30It's Matt in the bar.
08:31I'm just going to be over there.
08:31So, if you need anything, do shout.
08:33Are you ready for me to make your millions, sir?
08:34One pint at a time.
08:35One pint at a time.
08:36That's all you hate.
08:37All right, boy.
08:37In a bit.
08:42La, la, la, la, la.
08:43Come bearing gifts.
08:44It's a beautiful thing, sir.
08:45There you are.
08:45It's a very well-poured pint.
08:47Oh, you know what?
08:48It wasn't me that pulled it.
08:49It was actually Jack.
08:50Jack Taylor, Jack?
08:50Jack Taylor.
08:51My teaching, his doing.
08:52How's that go?
08:53He's on trial.
08:54And I'm just giving him a go.
08:57Putting him through his paces.
08:58Did you just get a very bizarre text?
09:00Oh, yeah.
09:01Did you get it as well?
09:01From Sam.
09:02From Sam Vanderpump?
09:02Yeah.
09:03Hey, Tristan, just want to see if you're around tomorrow night.
09:05I want to get all the boys together for a dinner.
09:07I think enough is enough with the animosity.
09:09We don't have to be best friends, but if we can be civil, then I'm sure it's in everyone's interest.
09:13Yeah, great in theory, in practice.
09:13Where were you fucking with this message six months ago?
09:16Do you know what I mean?
09:16Also, copy-paste to me.
09:18I was like, make a bit more effort.
09:19Is it exactly the same message?
09:20Yeah, yeah.
09:20No, come on.
09:21That's a disrespect.
09:21Yeah, yeah, that's disrespect.
09:22At least change something.
09:23I'd be intrigued just to hear what he's got to say.
09:26Maybe we just go and hear him out, because I would like to put this animosity aside.
09:30Like, it is boring now.
09:32You guys have been at it for a while.
09:34That's it for years.
09:34It's like the War of the Roses, mate.
09:35It's been going on forever.
09:38So, Rez is in New York with Ruby right now?
09:41Yeah, we have had.
09:42Right, yeah.
09:43I don't know how it came about, but...
09:44It's kind of, it's like quite a big, big step.
09:46I wonder how it's going.
09:47I'm so nosy.
09:47Yeah, I'm so intrigued.
09:50Why don't I FaceTime?
09:51Oh!
09:52What time is it now?
09:53We're in the club.
10:00Buddy!
10:02You all right?
10:03How are you, sir?
10:03How are you?
10:05I'm good.
10:06How are you?
10:07What time is it there?
10:09It's about 6 a.m., but you know me, Sammy, but I like getting up bright and early.
10:13Have a look at my view.
10:15I can see the Empire State Building, barely.
10:17You can.
10:17You can.
10:18It's there.
10:19I want to go up there with Ruby.
10:21Oh, yeah, you're there with Ruby, right?
10:23I am.
10:24What's the, uh, sleeping arrangements?
10:27The arrangements are cosy.
10:29They're cosy, mate.
10:30So how romantic has the trip been?
10:33To be honest, it wasn't as romantic as my dates that I had with Tina, but, um, it's getting there.
10:38By the way, I'm at Lauren's.
10:41Is Tina there with you?
10:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:44Tina!
10:45Tina!
10:46Hi!
10:48Oh, God.
10:49Oh, this is awkward.
10:50Isn't Ruby in the room behind you?
10:54Yeah, I've got the penthouse, so I'm on the balcony.
10:56Oh, nice.
10:57Nice.
10:58All right, well, buddy, it's been nice chatting to you.
11:01I hope you enjoy the rest of New York, and, uh, you better make it back in time for my boys' dinner.
11:06Don't worry, mate.
11:06I won't let you down.
11:07And listen, stay out of trouble, all right?
11:09I've been in a bit too much trouble.
11:10Will do, will do.
11:11See you, mate.
11:13Well, he gave nothing away.
11:15Yeah, that was...
11:15He's very coy, isn't he?
11:17Okay, well, I guess we'll find out soon what the vibe was.
11:21Exciting.
11:23Jackie boy, are you finished for the day?
11:26I have.
11:26Finito.
11:27Have a seat, my man.
11:28I'm sure you've earned it.
11:29I am so tired.
11:31So stay on the job.
11:32I smashed it.
11:33Well done.
11:33Easy.
11:34Shall we address the elephant in the room?
11:36You don't...
11:37Do you know...
11:38So obviously...
11:39What do you know?
11:41Jazz.
11:41Jazz, is it?
11:43You've gone red.
11:43No, I haven't.
11:44You have?
11:45No, you've done it.
11:45I'm currently going red.
11:47As soon as I mention Jazz's name.
11:48Uh, yeah, maybe a little bit.
11:51Um, I have a little thing for Jazz.
11:54Little was kind of an underplay in it.
11:56You really like her?
11:57I like her, yeah, and I want to potentially explore it.
12:02Because our friendship has been growing and growing, especially recently, the last few months, like more and more.
12:06It's been going really well, and I don't want to disrupt that.
12:08But also, as that's been growing, my feelings towards her have also been growing.
12:13So, Miles told her at your drink party that you are in love with her.
12:21That's, okay, that's ridiculous.
12:24No, it's not true.
12:25I fancy her, yes.
12:27For her to then hear from Miles that I love her.
12:30Honestly?
12:31That's...
12:32Okay, let's break it down.
12:33Jazz, obviously, very good-looking girl.
12:35What else is it that kind of...
12:36Makes me laugh.
12:37Like, I think that's the thing.
12:38Like, I could speak to her for hours about nothing and everything at the same time.
12:42She's intelligent.
12:43She's so smart.
12:44She's my type, 100%.
12:46Wow.
12:47That's one of the highest praises I've ever heard.
12:50Yeah.
12:51She now knows.
12:52Yeah.
12:53You should have a conversation with her and open up and tell her exactly how you feel.
12:57You're a lovely guy.
12:58You're emotionally intelligent.
12:59You're good-looking.
12:59I appreciate that.
13:01I think you need to have a little bit more faith in yourself.
13:03Back yourself a little bit.
13:04It's not that I don't have faith in myself.
13:05It's more that it's the fear that I'm trying to get over.
13:08But I've...
13:08I've gone over that fear now.
13:10I do just want to say it as well.
13:12Um...
13:12I cannot put a thought on her.
13:19I think I'm gonna get you, man.
13:24What's this all right now?
13:26Yeah, baby.
13:28One.
13:28Let's go.
13:30Go to the beach.
13:42Go to the beach.
13:44Yeah.
13:44I get you.
13:44Boom,沒有.
13:46Go to the beach.
13:47I get you.
13:49Boom, boom.
13:50Go to the street.
13:51It's the one.
13:52I get you.
13:53Boom, boom.
13:54Go to the street.
13:55Yeah.
13:55I get you.
13:56Vanda, I'm alright where the hell are you you're not even coming I'll just do it
14:10for each night well thanks for letting me know mate
14:26you're looking glowing yeah it's all the salmon salmon where have you been taking your glowing
14:37self these days lately well actually funny story I was actually just in New York amazing big Apple
14:43had a great time was that weird an American hunk with nervous to tell you I don't know why I was
14:53there with Rose what we're turning back time in our face not in our relationships we had a really nice
15:02time Sophie we went for dinners we went to the Rockefeller Center we went shopping the weather
15:09wasn't actually that great it was like raining the whole time I was like is this because the
15:12city was crying that's why honestly Mother Nature sometimes shows you what's best why I kind of
15:20just want to settle down also and like yeah have a family unit and there's definitely a romantic
15:28spark between us I know that he does love me and I feel like he does want to progress with me and I
15:34think like would I be stupid to not go in two feet to this but like hasn't he been dating somebody else
15:41he was dating Tina how how's the situation I don't I don't think that they speak anymore but they were
15:46sleeping with each other for a bit I think she'd go back there if she could or he could I don't know
15:52that doesn't really sound great my love I'm sorry like you're ready I don't think I think she would
16:00be more inclined no nine because you deserve so much better but it does help if you have somebody lined up
16:07that's super hot with a big schlong
16:13you need a gum shoot
16:22it's nice Reza the boy ah hey you're right hey mate how you doing yeah you're right it's a long time
16:33mate it's lovely hey mate how you doing we've got a round of whiskey boys this feels like a whiskey
16:38kind of night well cheers cheers good to see you all oh actually I can't do it water it is bad sorry
16:46how was your trip to New York yeah you went to New York New York was pretty good we hadn't been like
16:52that with each other for a long time we just got along no arguing just going out having fun and just
16:58laughing that's great I would recommend it to any of you guys if if you're ever in these kind of
17:02positions which I imagine we've all been there before I'll call Maeva see what she uh hey yeah
17:05so the outcome is you've left New York you're back to your reality I guess is there we're back here
17:24you know there's no we don't want to put any pressure on anything it's just we went there
17:28we had a good time same bedroom seven bedrooms same bed same bed same bed same bed same bed it felt
17:33like we were a couple again not necessarily like boyfriend girlfriend but it just I felt like there
17:39was an element of us that were back you know well done man honestly but the annoying thing is I did
17:44actually just have to get a flight back early for this supper at the behest of Vanderpump's organization
17:50are we gonna wait for Vanders before you well actually you know this is gonna sound really bad
17:54yeah and I apologizing in advance but he did call me and he's not gonna make the dinner wait what um
17:59yeah so check please so he's over he's overdone in Ibiza you may have overcooked it I think I mean why
18:05did why did most boys miss flights um but he is really sorry he did specifically say please extend my
18:12apologies to Tris because he wants to have a chat with you anyway and he was looking forward to having
18:16a chat with you but the problem I have with Vanders is we like we're getting too old for this bullshit
18:20it's just pathetic you know and you know as much as it's Vanders and I at the moment it has over
18:25the years been all of us all of us around the table is we've had and it's just getting a little
18:30bit tiring and yeah I know it looks really bad it's quite nice I think that's why let's dig in
18:35the hell the worst news so let me see what you hide under there the tablecloth and all those pins
18:47how are you guys though I missed you we went for a swim swimming yesterday we were swimming with
18:53tents and miles yeah please don't tell me he was in the speedo or anything yeah she wasn't no
18:58so I was with Tina yesterday she said that at Freddie and Jack's party her and miles were quite
19:08flirty he would like said to her see you later like future girlfriend like there was a vibe yeah I was
19:14there it wasn't like what it wasn't like that we were there I was there as well I had it it was like
19:20goodbye bestie yeah goodbye X and then he said to Tina goodbye new girlfriend so yeah I see or is
19:27that good Mars is in hot demand Jerry's just pissed I'm not even bothered oh is that Jack yeah Jack's on
19:43his way why is he coming yeah miles basically told me like a flippant comment basically being like
19:49Jack's in love with you and I was like what and I didn't really process it I think he wants to say
19:54it maybe yeah oh I just adore him he's gonna be honest he is so cute he's gonna be sexy in like
20:03five years but he's like baby era you know I'm like you're gonna regret it and he has a girlfriend
20:11you're gonna be like oh yeah I feel like he's like had a glow up yeah but he has grown up and
20:18he's only gonna get sexier yeah and he's so nice too yeah he's really nice I just the only thing is
20:24Freddie and I are guys as you know we're barely even speaking we're barely friends I don't ever
20:29want it to get that way with Jack I don't think it would because Jack's very different to Freddie I
20:33think Jack would do the things Freddie did to you nice guys don't always finish last we went swimming
20:41yesterday yeah we did water swimming definitely much room we did a lot of jumping off lots of
20:45jumping Julia invites us with Zeno how's that fun yeah I mean yeah it was fun I actually thought
20:50there was chemistry between you and Zeno I mean not that I need to say this but I will anyway yeah I
20:59will never go towards Zeno we have worked so many years to get to this stage us four and it's so
21:07lovely and I I really don't want to mess that up so just I mean I appreciate that that means a lot
21:12you must have your eyes on somebody who'd you like I mean like I did have a bit of a flirt with Tina
21:16which is quite quite innocent quite fun so Tina she's I actually she's Tina's funny she's funny yeah
21:22I've never because I've never genuinely never seen Tina in in that way from a man that's been in that
21:27position before your head may change really yeah as it did with mine she works she what she warms up
21:35she's a slow burner so burner can be mates there nice girl but then you'll see her in a different
21:39light yeah I don't know she's hot Tina's cool yeah we'll we'll see we'll figure it out
21:57I'll be listening right over here you see Zeno miss you hola hola how was your shift yesterday uh it's good
22:17actually yeah I mean he put me through my paces did he had a conversation with Tristan he said that
22:25miles came up to you and said the words that Jack me that I love you which sorry that came out of
22:34nowhere yeah and we know we've gone closer in the last couple months like we were friends but that was
22:45kind of a bit like surface level and in the last few months I've began to know you more and more
22:50and I've seen that you're you're both special inside and out um don't do that to me um and I regret
23:01it for a long long time if I didn't at least say it to you because I've been wanting to say I needed to
23:06say it to you um so like what yeah yeah I still haven't really said the words okay so I like you
23:14and more than a friend in my eyes okay okay for me I've never really even imagined that thought
23:27only because there's like so much at stake because we do we hang out and like I really really like you
23:33God now I just feel awkward around you no I know I know and this is why I've been like I'm never
23:41awkward around you no I just I know and that's why I've oh like I'm awkward as well here um but I
23:47know I needed to say something because it's not fair on either of us if I was to continue the friendship
23:51withholding this from you I would like to go on a date just to see where it goes no just look
23:58don't even have to call a date just to hang out one-on-one okay so we're hanging out
24:01yeah we're hanging out we can call it a date maybe we'll call it
24:05come on guys
24:33Oh, my God, guys, I need to go back into the gym.
24:55I can't breathe.
24:56Oh, my God.
24:57I'm walking along.
24:58Your boy's still got it.
24:59I thought you were an athlete.
25:00I'll get you next time.
25:01What a day for it.
25:02It's so nice.
25:04Maybe I'll be able to find myself a man over here.
25:07There's a lot of front of our over there.
25:09I suggest not running.
25:11Put your shades on, get a coffee, and just walk.
25:13Guys, I look good when I run, okay?
25:15I'm so curious.
25:16How did the dinner party go?
25:18Oh, my God.
25:19Well, Van has didn't even show up to his own dinner party.
25:22He missed his flight in Ibiza.
25:23But he is throwing another party to make up for it tomorrow,
25:26so you're all welcome.
25:28Come and help defuse the situations.
25:31Jaz, what happened with Jack when we left?
25:33Oh, guys, it was really sweet.
25:35He was basically, like, your special inside and out.
25:39Aw.
25:40Like, I want to take you out.
25:41It was, like, very sweet.
25:42That's sweet.
25:43Yeah, really sweet.
25:44So I said that I'd be open to hang out,
25:46but I don't know if I can fully date him
25:49because there's a lot on the line.
25:51Do you know what I mean?
25:52Mm-hmm.
25:53I don't know what I want right now in terms of, like,
25:55this is a friendship that I really cherish,
25:57and I don't want to lose Jack out of my life.
26:00I feel like you and Jack are, like, platonic soulmates.
26:02Like, there's so much love there,
26:04but I don't know if it would ever go past friendship.
26:08It's a big risk if I'm not 100%
26:11and I don't want to, you know,
26:14later down the line hurt him.
26:17It's so nice to see you again.
26:29Honestly, I feel like I'm seeing you every day this morning.
26:32Lucky you.
26:33I know.
26:34How many dates will you all now?
26:35Two?
26:36Two?
26:37Three?
26:38So, two or three.
26:39It depends what you count.
26:40It's quite a lot in a week.
26:41Yeah, usually in the states of one week.
26:42And also, this weekend, we got another one.
26:44Yeah.
26:45You can't get rid of me.
26:46Hey, what am I going to do?
26:47Shit.
26:48Bex.
26:49Honestly.
26:50Just want to hang out with you.
26:51Oh, Bex.
26:52I want to hang out with you.
26:53Hello, little love.
26:54Hello, Bex.
26:55Hello, Jack.
26:56I love it.
26:57How are you?
26:58You look nice.
27:00As always.
27:01You look...
27:02You look good, Bray.
27:03Hey, look.
27:04Listen, I feel like I can dress around how I want around Bex nowadays.
27:07I love this.
27:08Yeah, he hasn't seen us, like, hang out.
27:09I know, I was thinking that.
27:10Friends to lovers.
27:11Oh, I love love.
27:12I'm so giddy.
27:13You do give me those vibes.
27:14I love it.
27:15I talked to Jazz.
27:16Told her how I feel.
27:17And I've got a date.
27:18I know.
27:19She was a bit wary because she said, like, I've, you know, dated friends before.
27:23Like, AKA you.
27:24And it didn't go so well.
27:25She was just a bit...
27:26I feel like you're making me seem like a bad person to date, Jack.
27:30No, no, you're great.
27:31Yeah, thank you.
27:32You're a green flag now.
27:33Yeah.
27:34And then she finally said, okay.
27:36Wait, this is so exciting.
27:38Jack has a date.
27:39Yes.
27:40I think it's really cute.
27:41We can double date.
27:42I'm gonna hear for it.
27:43We could double date.
27:44Let me get the first date done.
27:45Yeah.
27:46And it'd go really, really well.
27:47And then we're well.
27:48Yeah.
27:49Are you coming to Van Der Poen's party tomorrow?
27:51Yeah.
27:52You're definitely coming.
27:53You're gonna be my first one.
27:54Yeah.
27:55You gotta meet the group.
27:56I mean, yeah, I haven't seen, like, Zayno since, well, Harvey kissed me.
28:01Yeah.
28:02What happened with that night with Harvey?
28:03Yeah.
28:04I mean, we weren't doing it in front of the girls, like, oh, let's kiss in front of everyone.
28:09He just kind of looked at me and he was like, oh, I really want to kiss you, Zayno.
28:11I feel like that's Harvey's intention, though, just to piss off Zayno.
28:14No, we didn't know.
28:15We didn't.
28:16We really didn't know that she was there.
28:18No, right.
28:19And then, like, he obviously, like, lent in to kiss me.
28:21And the second that he goes to kiss me, Julia, like, storms past, like, literally stomping.
28:26Like, I felt like I'd been caught by her teacher.
28:29It might be, like, a bit, you know, awkward vibes at the start of tomorrow.
28:33I mean, I just see, like, I see what the vibes are, like.
28:35I'm sure it'll be fine.
28:36Get a drink, Danny.
28:37Then kiss Harvey again.
28:38Yeah, please do it.
28:39Better not.
28:40Yeah.
28:53So, how was the trip?
28:54It was so fun, just a little quick trip.
28:57Guess who was there?
28:58Vanderpump.
28:59Vanderpump.
29:00I know, because I saw him.
29:01He was posting me all the time.
29:02Yeah.
29:03I see him, obviously, like, just had a good time with him.
29:05But weirdly, like, Rez messaged him getting all annoyed.
29:08Like...
29:09What?
29:10About what?
29:11I don't know that I was with him, I guess.
29:13Like, Vanders wouldn't really tell me.
29:15While he's in New York with Ruby.
29:17Exactly.
29:18Like, you should be enjoying your time.
29:19Why are you worrying about my time?
29:20Maybe he wasn't enjoying his time.
29:22Well, actually, I'm very curious to see how he is around you now, knowing what I know.
29:26Yeah.
29:27I mean, I don't think I'll bring it up with him.
29:29Like...
29:30I don't get him.
29:32Anyway, I had a girls' night the other night.
29:35Oh, look who it is.
29:36There you go.
29:37Oh, hello.
29:38Look who it is.
29:39Hi, girls.
29:40You popped the champagne for me, Lauren.
29:42Just for you.
29:43Let's see.
29:44Welcome back, babe.
29:45Don't get up, don't worry.
29:46Yes, I won't.
29:47I don't deserve that, do I?
29:48No.
29:49What a clock here.
29:50Oh.
29:51Oh, scones.
29:52Where's the cream, Lauren?
29:53How was New York?
29:54New York was good.
29:55I think you'd like New York.
29:56We missed the weather, though.
29:57I think it was sunny back here.
29:58No, no, no weather, Chad.
29:59We don't have to know about the weather.
30:00How was it with Ruby?
30:01It was good.
30:02It was fun.
30:03And I was working out there, and it was really fun.
30:05Can we have a little bit more than that?
30:07Was it not like a trip, though, of you guys, like, gonna make this work or not?
30:11It was to go there and have fun.
30:12And did you have fun?
30:13And did you have fun?
30:14Yeah, we had fun.
30:15Fun?
30:16It was a fun trip.
30:17So what have you guys been up to?
30:18Tina, where's your tan?
30:19You were abroad.
30:20I was only there for a quick trip, you know, Rez.
30:21And most of it was spent in the dark with Vanders.
30:23No.
30:24Um...
30:25Yeah, he probably just thought that was more fun than coming back and having dinner, so...
30:29How did the boys take him not being there?
30:31Not very well.
30:32So you didn't have fun?
30:33I wouldn't say I had fun, no.
30:34No.
30:35Myles said he was intrigued by our tea dog over here.
30:37Oh, really?
30:38Was he?
30:39Yeah.
30:40Oh, and the tables have turned.
30:41Well, here's the thing.
30:42Something also you should know is I obviously shut that down, being like, Tina's way too
30:45good for you, so I wouldn't go there, Myles.
30:47Rez!
30:48Rez!
30:49You'll enjoy your time with Ruby.
30:50Let me date someone.
30:51Why?
30:52I'm joking.
30:53Obviously I didn't say that.
30:54How does that make you feel?
30:55I'm intrigued, like, I'm intrigued by him.
30:56I think I was quite, as I said, I was quite surprised by our conversation because we
31:00haven't really spoken, so...
31:01Yeah.
31:02I would be definitely be open to, like, seeing that.
31:05Yeah.
31:06Cute.
31:07You all right, Tris?
31:08How you doing, Banners?
31:09You all right?
31:10Yeah, not bad.
31:11Welcome back.
31:13Yeah, I owe you a little bit of an apology.
31:14I've got a beer.
31:15Thank you very much.
31:16Cheers, I guess.
31:17Cheers.
31:18Cheers.
31:19Um, apologies for the other day, I understand everyone was a little bit annoyed with me,
31:40sort of, not being there last minute, but I did also think it would just be good to
31:44get everyone in one room because I think we were all just bored of the situation that's
31:49been lingering between you and I, you know, I'm not saying here, you know, let's be best
31:54mates tomorrow, but I'm saying if we can at least be civil in a group situation.
31:59Where I'm struggling with you and I and this constant back and forth is that I feel
32:04that the opinions you've drawn and kind of, like, have made very public about me, to
32:08me, kind of in groups, I feel like a very one-sided.
32:11Like, you've, you know, heard someone's side of the story, not necessarily mine, and you
32:15kind of, you've run with it.
32:16I've been like, fucking hell, can I not catch a break with this guy?
32:18Like, I feel like anything I do is, is like, and I, yeah, absolutely, I am in the wrong
32:23in some of the situations, but I'm not always and only in the wrong.
32:26I'll just put it from this side, is probably my best traits as my character and also probably
32:32my worst traits are, one, I'm very, very, very loyal as a friend.
32:37Secondly, I have a very big mouth, unfortunately, with no bloody filter.
32:41I know.
32:42And that gets me in trouble.
32:43We both have that.
32:44But it's also very, very strong, you know, it's also one of my great traits.
32:47My characteristics are that I am incredibly loyal and also I've got a big mouth.
32:50So, there's somewhere in the middle there, there should be some sort of understanding
32:53of each other.
32:54Mm.
32:55It's just got so messy and so ugly and, like, originally I thought you and I was the reason
33:00why Rez and I are not that close anymore, but I don't know.
33:04I mean, look, yeah, I don't really want to talk about Rez because I've been pissing him
33:08off a lot lately.
33:09So, the going away and missing the dinner and bringing up the Ruby situation and then,
33:15while I was away, I bumped into Tina as well, posted a video of her and that annoyed him.
33:20So, why is Rez getting frustrated about you posting Tina if he's in New York with Roos?
33:25Um, I don't know.
33:30Um, look, yeah.
33:31I mean, I think the main goal here right now was for us to agree to be civil.
33:37Yeah.
33:38Let's try not to go at each other's throats.
33:40So, tomorrow I'm having a party.
33:43Uh, come along.
33:45Let's...
33:46Let's put this to the test.
33:47Let's put this to the test, then we'll be a civil in a group situation.
33:49You know, it's gonna be...
33:51You're gonna know everyone there.
33:52Um...
33:54There you go.
33:55I was planning a rock company.
33:56Oh, great.
33:57Oh.
33:58No, let's be civil.
33:59I was gonna have Freddy at the door because he likes to kick people out, doesn't he?
34:02No.
34:03I...
34:04I...
34:05I really cannot be arse to hug you with anymore.
34:06It's pointless.
34:07I agree.
34:08This is actually quite pleasant.
34:09I agree.
34:10I agree.
34:11I agree.
34:12Do we...
34:13Do we hug?
34:14Cheers.
34:15It was a joke, but yeah.
34:17That's...
34:18That will do.
34:19Come back and run.
34:21Ou Bana,
34:23Come back and run.
34:28Here's innocence of you.
34:29You can't keep on living the space.
34:34Come on get out of here.
34:38Here's innocence of you.
34:40You can't keep on living the space.
34:44Come on get out of here.
34:49Sorry, but can you do that?
34:51How's Vanders managed to sort out contortionists?
34:53I don't know.
34:54I mean, bizarre.
34:55Bizarre.
34:56But also quite impressive.
34:57Yeah, I mean, I've never seen one before.
34:58How was your little trip to New York?
34:59I had a really nice time.
35:00I can't speak for it, but I think...
35:01I mean, it sounds like he had a really nice time.
35:02Yeah.
35:03Yeah.
35:04He sounds very like a preacher,
35:05because obviously I saw him at this dinner
35:06that he wore Vanders organized,
35:07and he was saying, you guys, you know,
35:09it was the first time you'd spend some actual quality time together
35:11for a long time.
35:12Yeah.
35:13Nice. It's a good step.
35:14Yeah.
35:15Good step in the right direction.
35:16A bit scary.
35:17I think.
35:18It's weird.
35:19I feel like I'm more your friend than I am Rez's these days.
35:20I feel the same.
35:21Well, as in, like, I feel you're more my friend than Rez's.
35:23Yeah.
35:24So when I was having a drink with Vanders yesterday,
35:26basically, Rez got really annoyed at Vanders
35:29for hanging out with Tina when they were on holiday together.
35:33So he was messaging when you guys were in New York together.
35:35So he saw that they were together in Ibiza
35:36and basically sent a message saying,
35:37don't hang out with Tina.
35:38Like, what the fuck are you doing?
35:39Why are you posting on socials?
35:40That kind of thing.
35:41Did he?
35:42I didn't actually know that he messaged Vanderpump that.
35:45He did make a comment to me when we were away,
35:47which was, do you think Vanderpump would get with Tina?
35:52And I was like, I don't know, and I also don't really care.
35:55Yeah.
35:56Like, why are you bothered, Rez?
35:58We were trying to set Miles up with Tina at this dinner,
36:00and he did seem a bit...
36:01He kept reminding everyone.
36:02He's like, oh, yeah, it's my act.
36:03You know, I've been there.
36:04There seems to be a little bit of a Tina thing there.
36:06There is a Tina thing there.
36:07A bit of a protection thing.
36:08There is a Tina thing there.
36:09There is something there.
36:10Yeah, I think it was a bit of a thing.
36:11Vanders was like, Rez is pissed off for me.
36:12They're so close.
36:13I feel like it would take quite a lot for Rez
36:15to get pissed off with Vanderpump,
36:16which makes me think that it obviously has really annoyed him.
36:19He's also away with me,
36:20so shouldn't that have been the priority,
36:22rather than messaging Vanderpump about Tina?
36:25I don't know if you've seen who's here,
36:47but Bex Collins, she's here with Freddie.
36:51That's funny.
36:52Because they're quite smitten.
36:54But obviously, I know there's a bit of history
36:56between you and Bex,
36:57and there was a kiss or two.
36:59Yeah.
37:00How do you feel about that?
37:01I don't know, to be honest.
37:04We have been speaking, though, a little bit.
37:06You and Bex have been texting.
37:08You've been talking a bit.
37:09Yeah, I was going to ask when her and Fred
37:11had started whatevering.
37:13Say it's been about a week.
37:15We were talking about going on a drink a few days ago.
37:17Oh.
37:18Oh, OK.
37:19That would be...
37:20That would be interesting.
37:22Are you still going to try and go for these drinks?
37:25I mean, I'm open to it.
37:28If she is, yeah.
37:29I mean, look, she's cute.
37:31We were chatting a few days ago,
37:32so it's a nice surprise.
37:33Oh, Miss Saunders.
37:35Hello.
37:36How are you?
37:37Good, how are you?
37:38Good.
37:39How did Jack do on his little work shift?
37:41He did well.
37:42He poured a great pint.
37:43That's good.
37:44Good, actually.
37:45And then, you know.
37:46That's what we need.
37:47Very nice.
37:48Yeah.
37:49Right, well, I'm going to leave you guys.
37:50Have a little flat, whatever it is you do.
37:52Thank you, future boss.
37:54Au revoir.
37:55I haven't seen you since...
37:57The night out.
37:58Since the night out that you crashed.
37:59You crashed pretty well.
38:02Yeah, it was smooth.
38:03I'm glad I did it.
38:04I'm very glad I did it.
38:05I'm very glad I did it.
38:06Actually telling you how I feel personally.
38:08That was the nerve-wracking bit.
38:10Yeah.
38:11As long as I know that no matter what happens,
38:13we still are Jazz and Jack.
38:15Yeah.
38:16No matter what, the friendship's going to be fine.
38:18Okay.
38:19I'm not Freddie.
38:34I'm not really wearing a black tie, but...
38:36I was going to say.
38:37You went with the both.
38:38This...
38:39This is the French in me.
38:40I had to French it up a little bit.
38:42Okay.
38:43Yeah.
38:44A little bit different.
38:45I like it.
38:46How are you?
38:47Yeah, I mean...
38:48Obviously, some people here I'm not, like, that fond of.
38:50Oh, no.
38:51Little Miss Bex over there.
38:52She's actually the girl who got with Harvey in front of me.
38:55You know, that's the thing that happened a while ago.
38:57Oh, yeah, I've heard about this.
38:58Whatever.
38:59She can do what she wants,
39:00but I probably won't be the best of friends with someone like that.
39:03That's understandable.
39:04I get that.
39:07A few rumours.
39:08I feel like we need to...
39:09A few rumours?
39:10...establish.
39:11I heard on the grapevine that apparently everyone's, like,
39:14saying to you that I really fancy you or, like, really like you or something.
39:17I'm like, where has this all come from?
39:19Like, we've hung out once and, like...
39:20I don't know. You tell me.
39:21Listen, I don't know you well enough to be like,
39:23oh, yeah, I fancy you.
39:24You know, because, like, the first time I actually met you...
39:26You're allowed to fancy someone about knowing them.
39:28But that's more...
39:29Okay, fine.
39:30There's different ways of saying I'll put you in fancy someone.
39:31So what is your view on me?
39:34I don't really know you.
39:35Okay.
39:36I'm just good-looking.
39:38That's very kind.
39:39But you're also really sweet.
39:40You seem really nice.
39:41I just don't know you well enough to suss you out just yet.
39:43What about you?
39:46Well...
39:47Look, you're obviously very gorgeous,
39:50but I guess I think with Harvey being involved,
39:54I couldn't do that to him.
39:56I actually respect you for saying that,
39:58because there's not a lot of people
39:59who would respect their friends' relationships.
40:01Does that make you like that?
40:02I don't want to go for it.
40:04God, he's loyal as well.
40:06Damn.
40:07She can all the boxes.
40:10Hi, guys.
40:11Oh, hey.
40:12I hope I'm not interrupting.
40:13No, not at all.
40:14How are you?
40:15I'm good, you're nice.
40:16Thank you, you too.
40:17How are you anyway?
40:18Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
40:19Are we... are we...
40:20We're cool. We're good.
40:21We're good.
40:22How are you, Miles?
40:23Hey, I'm good.
40:24I'm enjoying the party.
40:25I'm the only one not really wearing
40:26a black tie right now, but...
40:27Yeah, but we've got a little
40:28nice little scarf going on.
40:29Do you like it?
40:30I like it.
40:32It's very French.
40:33You know?
40:34No one said that.
40:35Go on, give some French.
40:36Give some French?
40:37Give us some French.
40:38What French do you want?
40:39I don't know, you tell me.
40:40Go on.
40:41Tu es très belle.
40:42Yeah.
40:43What does it mean?
40:45You're very beautiful.
40:46Oh, okay, okay.
40:47I like that.
40:48I think this is my key to Libra.
40:49I'm like, I'm not listening to the French.
40:51I'm going to go check my thing.
40:53See you around.
40:54So, I've been hearing a couple things.
40:58What have you been hearing?
40:59I don't know.
41:00What have you been saying?
41:01I've not been saying anything.
41:02No?
41:03No, not at all.
41:04Nothing?
41:05I keep myself to myself.
41:06Oh, really?
41:07Who said what, first of all?
41:09I want to know who this came from.
41:10I saw Rose yesterday.
41:13Mmm.
41:14Okay, that makes sense.
41:16Yeah?
41:17What did Rose say?
41:18He said that Miles may have his eye.
41:22Okay.
41:23I've never seen you look at me like this.
41:26What?
41:27You're like, yeah.
41:28Are you feeling the eyes?
41:29I'm feeling the eyes, yeah.
41:30You're feeling the eyes.
41:31Yeah.
41:32I mean, look, I dressed up for you, Miles.
41:34Did you?
41:35Why do you think I wore this dress?
41:36I mean, it is a very, very lovely dress.
41:39Why not?
41:40Is it silk?
41:41I'm wearing silk.
41:42Very easy to take off, by the way.
41:44It just drops.
41:45Are you asking me to do it?
41:46I mean, whenever there is a right time to take off a silk shirt and a silk dress, I'm
41:51sure we'd be quite good at that.
41:54Okay, well, I'm down.
41:56Let's go out.
41:57Let's go out?
41:58Let's go out.
41:59Are you asking me out?
42:00I'm asking you out.
42:01Wow.
42:02You know what?
42:03I actually quite like that.
42:04Okay, cheers to our...
42:05Done.
42:06Wow, to our date.
42:07What date?
42:08Cheers.
42:09I'm jealous.
42:10Who are you going to make jealous?
42:11Rez.
42:12Do you care?
42:13No.
42:30What was Sophie's thoughts on this?
42:32She doesn't have the nicest things to say.
42:34She said that the city...
42:36Hey, guys.
42:37Mr. Amiri Garesi.
42:38Lovely.
42:39Thanks.
42:40What's with that, Frost?
42:42It's just annoying that you're, like, really pissed off.
42:47With...
42:48That Vanderpump's hanging out so much with Tina, and apparently you're, like, bombarding his
42:52phone with messages about it.
42:53What?
42:54I mean, I'm the messenger here massively.
42:56Basically, I caught up with Vanders yesterday, just to try and...
42:59Yeah.
43:00It was like this, and I don't want to say anything too much, because obviously you've already
43:03pissed off Rez, because he's upset that I was hanging out with Tina in whatever holiday
43:08place they were in.
43:09What on earth?
43:10Vander...
43:11Vander's just his mouth.
43:12This was someone that you were, like, recently intimate with, yet you're still blowing
43:16up Vanderpump's phone and worried about what they're doing when the focus should be you
43:21and I away.
43:22I think he's probably misconstruing something.
43:24I literally...
43:25Misconstruing what?
43:26Hey, guys.
43:27Fucking hell.
43:28Everyone enjoying the party?
43:30Oh.
43:31I may have landed you in it by accident.
43:33Sorry.
43:34Tris said that you said, I'm pissed off with you because you've been hanging out with
43:37Tina.
43:38Um...
43:39Sam did caveat by saying, I don't want to piss off Rez even more than I have already.
43:43That's good.
43:44That makes you all better.
43:45By saying things like...
43:46No, I think...
43:47I think the context, right, was...
43:49I just listed all the stuff, why you were pissed off me, and I said, rightfully so.
43:53And was Tina in that list?
43:54That's for Tina stuff.
43:55Was Tina in that list of things that pissed...
43:57Rez was being pissed off at you for?
43:59I did list...
44:01That...
44:02That was on the list.
44:03Yeah, that was on the list.
44:04Why is Tina on the list?
44:05I mean...
44:09I mean...
44:10What are you talking about?
44:12Wait, what?
44:13I mean, I don't...
44:14It's more like what you're not saying.
44:15I've...
44:16I don't think this is...
44:17How can you be pissed off?
44:18I mean...
44:19Vanders hang out with Tina when we're in New York.
44:21Why does it bother you?
44:22Hold on, hold on.
44:23What are you referring to?
44:24There's only more olives anywhere.
44:26Vanders, mate.
44:27Jesus Christ.
44:28Seriously.
44:29I thought...
44:30Vanders, for whatever reason, thought you were pissed off for him hanging out with Tina.
44:32No, he didn't.
44:33Why are you or were you not?
44:34Did you think that?
44:35Well, clearly you did, because that's what you told me.
44:37Yeah, I mean, I guess that's what I thought.
44:39I thought it was a right...
44:40I actually think it's a...
44:41I would understand why he'd be pissed off.
44:42I'm not saying you are.
44:43You know, even though he's not interested, and he probably...
44:45I believe he's not interested, and he only thinks about you.
44:48I do believe that.
44:49It shouldn't have slipped out like that to him, but I was just saying, I understand why
44:52you're angry at me, because I'd also be angry in the same situation.
44:55You've misconstrued the situation, because I equally said, I don't care about that.
44:58But I think that's unfair to blame me for misconstruing.
45:01And you keep doing that at Vanders, I'm not going to lie.
45:03Because...
45:04You keep doing that, like, it's thing after thing.
45:08Mate, you're laughing. Why are you laughing?
45:09Mate, fuck this, I can't be asked.
45:13I just...
45:14Sorry, Rich.
45:22I do quite fancy that, so am I going to not see that?
45:25Because of Fred? No.
45:26It is, like, really early days in Freddie right now, and I don't know, he puts in a lot of effort with me,
45:30and I think it's really lovely.
45:31I'd like the answer if I have to.
45:34Uh, I'm also having a day night.
45:36I like to, you know, she's a good girl.
45:38I call it a week.
45:40And this is what upset me, is that I heard that you laughed.
45:42I've said it.
45:43If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.
45:45I can say what I want.
45:46Don't give me fuck off!
45:48Don't give me shit!
45:49Risking a friendship is a really big thing for me.
45:53As long as I know...