Made in Chelsea Season 16 Episode 4
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00:01You're on a double day with Digby?
00:03I don't understand why he wants to keep hurting me.
00:05Oh, who's this?
00:06Hey, how are you?
00:07Be careful on that one, mate.
00:09I don't want to get in the way of you and your ex.
00:10You're not getting in the way of anything.
00:12You can have this necklace back.
00:14I don't want anything to do with you.
00:16I was ready for us to be in a relationship,
00:19and you were two girls.
00:21I don't want to speak about Sam Thompson again.
00:23This is Havs.
00:24Wow, you are gorgeous.
00:26If I could just show her that I'm still there.
00:28Persistence does beat resistance.
00:29Exactly.
00:30I'm here to celebrate the engagement of two of my favourite people.
00:32When it comes to love, I've made a lot of mistakes.
00:34Some more recent than others.
00:36You just don't realise how difficult it is for me.
00:38I do realise, I do.
00:39I'm just risking it.
00:40Havs, are you ready to go?
00:59It's all I need it now.
01:02It's been too much.
01:05It's all I need it now.
01:07Sorry, I'm Nate.
01:08I've been tidying up the apartment.
01:09Miles has left it in a tip once again.
01:12Really?
01:13I bought him a washing basket because...
01:15And he was like, what's this?
01:16I was like, that's for your dirty boxes in.
01:18I shout him and he's like, Havs!
01:20Ha-ha!
01:21Finds it really funny and I'm like, no, no, I'm actually...
01:23And he just worms his way out of it.
01:25So, how was Louise and Ryan's engagement party?
01:29Melissa, I was like, I need you here.
01:31Basically, Sam did this, like, hot speed.
01:34Like, he even directed it a bit to me.
01:36He was like, I just want to find love and I...
01:39Ugh!
01:40But it gets worse.
01:41I was leaving and Sam, like, runs after me.
01:45Did this whole spiel, like, I'll be the man you want me to be.
01:49I want to make it work.
01:50Like, part of me does believe him and I know I hate...
01:54I know I hate myself.
01:56Like, I'm literally in torment in my mind.
01:59You just need to remind yourself of everything that he has done to you.
02:03How can you ever think or imagine kissing him again,
02:07knowing he's kissed that many people?
02:09You've seen it twice.
02:11Wait, how does he do it to make it actually sound okay?
02:14Like, when I say it back, it's not okay.
02:16But when he says it, I might...
02:18Oh, all right.
02:19Because he's manipulative.
02:21Oh, my God, I just... I can't see it.
02:22It's one thing making a mistake, but these aren't mistakes.
02:24They're choices that he's making all the time to hurt you.
02:28I know.
02:30You're only going to get stronger.
02:32Okay.
02:33Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Cheers to that.
02:36Cheers?
02:37Moving on to, um...
02:38What's his name? Tristan?
02:39Mm-hmm.
02:40Is he your type?
02:41Yeah, he is.
02:42Oh, perfect.
02:43Like, I can't look him in the eye.
02:45I get a bit nervous.
02:46Oh, my God, that's so good.
02:48What if I don't like him, never mind you?
02:50No, if you don't like him, you have to say.
02:52Obviously, I like him.
02:53Anything's better than Sam Thompson.
02:54Ha, ha, ha.
02:55If it's for nothing, just a dream.
02:59What's the point now?
03:01There you go.
03:02Thanks.
03:03That was really good.
03:04And that is disgusting.
03:06Is this gammon?
03:07No, it's bacon.
03:08Sure.
03:09It's terribly thick.
03:10I'll have no complaints, thank you.
03:11Cooking's just not my thing.
03:12It's not my thing.
03:13Mmm.
03:14It's like I'm live-live here.
03:15Live-live here.
03:16You know what?
03:17It's good.
03:18Like, when you're by yourself, it's just depressing.
03:19But no, I love living here.
03:20Oh, I know that feeling.
03:21Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?
03:22Oh, yeah.
03:23Oh, good old depression.
03:24I basically didn't want to end up like Sam Thompson, so...
03:25Yeah.
03:26There's a new guy on scene.
03:27What, perhaps?
03:28Yeah.
03:29In all seriousness, how much do you really want her back?
03:30Yeah.
03:31How much do you want her back?
03:32Yeah.
03:33How much do you want her back?
03:34Yeah.
03:35How much do you want her back?
03:36How much do you want her back?
03:37How much do you want her back?
03:38Yeah.
03:39How much do you want her back?
03:40I...I...all I ever do is think about her.
03:43I message her at least five times a day.
03:46I'm on the cusp of pushing her further because of how hard I'm trying.
03:51But maybe then you take a step back and then once you stop doing it...
03:54What, now, her?
03:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:56Sam, shut up.
03:57You don't know that by when she's with him she may just be thinking about you.
04:00Girls are quite good at that, pretending to be happy and do one thing when their heart wants them to do something else.
04:04You should probably stop cheating on women.
04:05And then they won't run away so quickly.
04:06I've actually got to go.
04:07I might have one more bite.
04:08Bye, Sammy.
04:09I love you.
04:10I love you, mate.
04:11It is nicer when he's not here.
04:12It's nice when he's not here.
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05:02Good morning.
05:03Can I see the ring?
05:04Oh.
05:05Oh, it's beautiful.
05:06It's very, very pretty.
05:07But I would have married him if you'd given me a Harry Potter ring.
05:09That's very sweet.
05:10I'd have made him choke on it.
05:14So tell me, have you guys set the date?
05:16No date.
05:17Why?
05:18Why not?
05:20We haven't decided to...
05:20People's diaries get terribly, terribly busy.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Location?
05:25No.
05:26Do you think you'll have your wedding abroad?
05:28There's too many options.
05:30100 people?
05:31500 people?
05:32How many weddings have you been to?
05:34I don't know.
05:35One doesn't really count.
05:35Although I have encountered people who do.
05:37And I find that most bizarre.
05:39I've been to 49 weddings.
05:40I mean, who on earth can say something?
05:41I don't know how many weddings I've been to.
05:43Okay, well, I do.
05:43And it's two.
05:45Well, I feel very overwhelmed.
05:47Oh, you shouldn't.
05:48We didn't mean to overwhelm you.
05:49No, no.
05:49Just consider us of service.
05:51Nothing but help, really.
05:52But anyway, listen.
05:53We're going to run.
05:54We're going to send you guys a list.
05:55We don't want to intrude.
05:56No.
05:56Have a wonderful breakfast.
05:57Bye.
05:58So lovely to see you.
05:59Bye.
05:59I'm telling you, we need to get a date in the diary saved, because otherwise no one's
06:07going to be able to make the wedding.
06:09Slow down, man.
06:10Let me enjoy the engagement process.
06:12Okay, but I am feeling the pressure only because everyone I know has asked me what I'm doing
06:15for the wedding.
06:15More champagne, girls?
06:23You're welcome.
06:24How are you?
06:25Yeah, really well.
06:26Would you like a top-up?
06:27I would like a top-up.
06:32How's it going, guys?
06:34Hey.
06:34How's it going, man?
06:35Harry, nice to meet you.
06:35Tristan, how are you doing?
06:37Let's grab a seat.
06:37How are you doing?
06:38Lovely to see you.
06:39This is Melissa, by the way.
06:40Hi.
06:40Lovely to meet you, Melissa.
06:41Would you like some champs?
06:42I'd love some, please.
06:43Some champs?
06:44Some champs?
06:45That's so funny.
06:45I've never heard that before.
06:47Some champs?
06:48So, how have you been?
06:49Yeah, good.
06:50Good night the other night.
06:51Yeah, it was really fun.
06:53Thank you for, um, it was a bit awkward when you came.
06:55Sorry about that.
06:57When I came to pick up Habs, Sam and Habs were having a chat on the stairs and I don't
07:01think it went down very well.
07:03What's, like, the situation with you and Sammy?
07:06There's nothing going on, like, my end, but he obviously is just, like, chipping away.
07:10The party's saying he missed me.
07:12Right, well, moving on from Sam, because he's boring to talk about, tell us about you.
07:18I was living in South Africa for two years.
07:20Oh, sweet.
07:21You said that in a South African accent.
07:23Sometimes the South African accent comes out a little bit.
07:25He was a safari man.
07:27A safari man.
07:28You were like a park ranger.
07:29Oh, my God, that's a game.
07:29Yeah, similar.
07:31So, have you guys been on, like, a romantic one-on-one yet?
07:34No?
07:35They're wing man and woman-ing me.
07:36Yeah.
07:37If you're interested.
07:38Oh, you little match-making.
07:41I think that's an invite, Sophie.
07:43Yeah, no, for sure we should.
07:48I literally love living here.
07:50You can say as long as you want.
07:52First time I've lived with anyone.
07:54It's actually.
07:54Yeah.
07:55I've lived with thousands of people.
07:57In an hour.
07:57Not all at the same time.
07:59Not like a commune or anything, but as in fact.
08:01A student house.
08:02Yeah.
08:02So, how's everything going with Harrison?
08:05Four minutes, necklace.
08:07It's been two weeks.
08:08No, I've just got rid of one necklace.
08:10I don't need another one at this point.
08:11Rule number one, never give back the diamonds, darling.
08:14It's silly.
08:16I mean, the last thing I want at this point is another relationship.
08:18Like, I feel like I've literally just come out of one.
08:20I...
08:21You're not over it.
08:22No, and I just don't want to be starting anything serious with someone
08:25when Digby's still, like, very much.
08:27I just have all this anger towards Digby.
08:30It's because you're hurting.
08:31That's why.
08:32Yeah, like, I was lying in bed with Harrison last night
08:33and we were, like, spooning and stuff.
08:35And I do think about Digby, which I don't want to do.
08:40In bed with Harrison?
08:41Yeah, and I know that's probably, like, they...
08:43I don't know, is that normal?
08:44To be thinking?
08:45No, it's not.
08:46MUSIC PLAYS
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08:55MUSIC CONTINUES
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09:03Hello.
09:04Alyssa.
09:06How are you?
09:06Good, thank you.
09:09I'm good too.
09:10Thanks.
09:12Yeah, I heard about the speech.
09:14Yeah.
09:14I feel like he was semi-directing some of it.
09:18Oh, the end bit, I literally went,
09:20I went, look, when it comes to love,
09:22I've made a lot of mistakes.
09:26She kind of told me that she was trying to get away to go on this...
09:29Date? Yeah.
09:31With Triester. Oh, I see.
09:32He's super nice. I was just with her, actually.
09:35I just don't like it.
09:36It's just hearing how to date other blokes.
09:39But do you really want to be with her again, Sam?
09:41Yeah, I think so.
09:43We were in engagement party, the love was in the air.
09:45Like, there was, like, an energy.
09:46You've just got to stop laughing these times.
09:47They mean quite a lot to me.
09:48Like, please stop.
09:49This actually is, like, my feelings and my emotions.
09:51I just don't think you treated her that great, like, quite a lot of times.
09:55Listen, you are not wanting to speak like that, though,
09:57because you've been treated the same way.
09:59Because what? How have I been treated the same way?
10:01You can't sit there and judge other people for making mistakes,
10:04because people have made mistakes to you.
10:05I'm not judging you at all.
10:07All I'm saying is, personally, I think you should leave her alone for the time being.
10:10But you took Carrie back. Why can't she take me back?
10:12She can if she wants to, but she clearly doesn't want to.
10:15She's trying to move on.
10:16I know you have an opinion about it, but I don't care.
10:21Okay.
10:23I just think you need to leave her alone.
10:26Have a lovely day. Bye.
10:28Bye.
10:29Say how that's different Say how that's different
10:36I move too distant I move too distant
10:45Say how that's different
10:49Here comes the way
10:53The answer to what's inside the inside
11:02I know that I ended it
11:17But why won't you chase after me
11:21So why didn't you stop me
11:25I don't know about you, but I think last night felt like how I used to feel.
11:34I don't know, it's such a weird situation, isn't it?
11:37We shouldn't really be doing this, should we?
11:39Like having sex and stuff.
11:41All a bit of a head fuck.
11:43There's like a massive part of me that does just want to be with you, but...
11:47It didn't work, so I didn't, like...
11:50Yeah, obviously, but, you know, hearing you, you know, say that you still love me and things is...
11:55Obviously I still love you, and I think, like, I don't want to hurt you or anything.
11:59I don't want you to think...
11:59No, but that's what I don't want, Liv.
12:01I just don't want you leading me up the garden path.
12:05I don't just come over here to shag you and then fuck off.
12:09I'm not that type of person.
12:10And you know that.
12:12Yeah.
12:13You also have, like, gone on a double date and, like, brought that girl to, like, our group party.
12:20That girl meant nothing to me.
12:22I mean, what's the crack with you and this guy now?
12:24Well, I sort of, you know, I think the only reason in the first place I did it was, yeah, slightly to piss you off, which is stupid and pathetic, I know,
12:30but I was just so, like, hurt or so fucked up.
12:35It's just, yeah, it's frustrating.
12:40Do you think the best thing is to just keep it between us?
12:42It's probably a good idea that we don't involve other people.
12:49So what do we do now?
12:52I don't know.
13:00All I do is brew with energy till I move like a centipede.
13:05Wanna be an enemy or a friend of mine.
13:12Hello.
13:13Thanks for making us wait.
13:14Is this our allotted time slot, is it?
13:16Do you do this all the time, like, higher out of a hotel room just to get your nails done?
13:19It's just a little staycation.
13:21I was, like, about to have a burnout.
13:22This is so exhausting.
13:25So, what happened?
13:27You said you're having a bit of a dry patch.
13:29Very dry.
13:30Very dry.
13:30So dry.
13:31Sahara.
13:32Mmm, desert.
13:33So tell me a bit about how you would normally date.
13:37On the DMs?
13:38Social media.
13:39I feel like we're in a generation where we're just all the time on our phones
13:42and it's very hard to meet people in real.
13:45How romantic.
13:46I've only gone on, like, two real dinner dates in my life.
13:50Oh, Struity, why?
13:52I just feel like, I don't know, I just get pressure.
13:55Yeah, I get that.
13:55Do you know what you see?
13:56You can hide behind DMs on social media.
13:58Sorry, guys, but you just have to grow some balls and man the fuck up
14:01and, like, have a conversation during dinner.
14:04What do you know about chivalry?
14:06Apparently not a lot.
14:07In Germany we call it den Hof machen, is to court someone.
14:12The Hof is basically the court, so you present the girl the court.
14:16Okay.
14:16You do everything for her and your pure existence is just there to serve her.
14:22Isn't that romantic?
14:23I love Germans.
14:26So, you have to become a different type of man, right?
14:30That scares me.
14:32I think we need some one-on-one.
14:35I would love that.
14:36You're in desperate need of my full attention.
14:38Yeah, I agree.
14:47It's nice to go for a little afternoon stroll, just you and I.
14:50Yeah, it is.
14:51I never really go to the park.
14:54I should have bought Bear.
14:55Well, maybe you and I could get a dog instead.
14:58What?
14:58Is this before or after we move in together?
15:02Probably before the report.
15:04Don't you think?
15:06Sure, maybe not.
15:08It's nice that you and I, you know, just chatting,
15:11just the two of us once,
15:12rather than having other people around all the time.
15:15Mm.
15:17Probably might be about the time to ask if, you know,
15:21with thinking about being exclusive, just you and I.
15:24When I'm not hooking up with other people?
15:26Yes.
15:26Um, I mean...
15:34Take longer.
15:36Oh, to be fair, no, no, no, no.
15:37To be fair, when I am actually going on dates with someone,
15:39I don't tend to be dating other people anyway.
15:42OK, so that's like a given.
15:43It's just sort of us with each other and no-one else.
15:47What? Say again?
15:48As in there's no... You're not dating anyone else, please.
15:50Don't worry, I'm not, yeah, bonking anyone else,
15:54if that's what you're asking.
15:56It's nice to know they're on the same page with each other.
16:01So I believe in the way, and now we're fine.
16:06She's happy in the same way.
16:09I can't believe we're both engaged.
16:12Yes.
16:13Are you happy?
16:14I'm so happy.
16:15You look so...
16:16You look so lovely.
16:17We're kind of enjoying the engagement, but I have been bombarded by people asking me what I'm going to do for the wedding.
16:22Like, how many people do you reckon?
16:24I think 250 is a nice number.
16:26250 is quite a lot.
16:28But location.
16:29The venues all get sold out.
16:31All the really good ones.
16:32I'm with you.
16:33The stately homes, the castles.
16:35It is actually quite intense.
16:37And you've got all of this to deal with, too.
16:40Yeah.
16:41But at the same time as this going on, I've got Liv to come and live with me.
16:45Because I feel that she needed a boost.
16:47That's really, really lovely of you.
16:49She's actually coming later.
16:50Is she?
16:51She's coming later.
16:51I have sat there.
16:52I have to put some rules down.
16:53Be like, okay, no shagging after like 11pm.
16:55Like, loud shagging.
16:56Because I think she's...
16:57Yeah.
16:58I can imagine she's an absolute nix.
17:00Yeah, wild.
17:01Yeah.
17:06One, two.
17:07One, two.
17:08One, two.
17:09That's really weird.
17:10That's really weird.
17:11That's really weird.
17:12Come on!
17:13There you go.
17:15Hips in.
17:16Put your hips in.
17:18Hey, I tell you what.
17:19You got a bit of a punch there.
17:20I just catch my breath back.
17:22Where's all this anger coming from?
17:23Oh, mate.
17:24My head's all over the place, mate.
17:26This is what I need.
17:27Really?
17:28What, because of...?
17:31Liv.
17:32Really?
17:33Yeah.
17:34What's she done now?
17:36Basically...
17:38She's telling me that she still loves me.
17:41It's what I want to hear.
17:43Because I still am in love with her.
17:44Mate, she is one messed up girl.
17:48I find it so hard when she's basically saying one thing to her friends and then saying another to me.
17:55I just think that Liv's still got a complete hold on you.
17:59Yeah.
18:00You're like a lap dog.
18:01Soon as she texts you, you're gone.
18:04You can't be that dude, mate.
18:05You can't.
18:06I'm basically just...
18:08I'm weak, mate.
18:10Dude, you've got to take control of it.
18:11At the moment, she is literally in the driving seat laughing at you.
18:15Can't continue.
18:20Oh, hello.
18:21Hello.
18:22Ooh.
18:23Hi.
18:24What do you look?
18:25You look amazing.
18:26I'm not feeling it.
18:27So, how was the walkies?
18:30Oh, with Harrison?
18:32Who is Harrison?
18:34Basically, I met this guy ages ago.
18:35He then kept messaging me asking me to go on dates and stuff.
18:38Anyway, I finally said yes just to, like, try and move on from Digby.
18:41Anyway, he basically asked if I would be exclusive.
18:44This is bearing in mind is over the space of two weeks.
18:46Okay.
18:47I was like, I don't really date lots of people at once.
18:49Have you met Harrison?
18:51He bought me a gold necklace.
18:53He's already bought you gifts.
18:54Oh, yeah, like a quite expensive gold necklace.
18:57Oh, God, honestly.
19:01Sometimes it's really nice to meet someone and use them as a distraction.
19:08Yeah.
19:14He said we should take it slow, but how did I put you down?
19:21Dude, I heard the engagement part.
19:22It's great.
19:23No one believed in me, man.
19:24No one.
19:25But I absolutely smashed it.
19:26How was the speed?
19:27Harry, there wasn't a dry eye in the place.
19:29The only person who didn't cry was her.
19:35Mate, can I drop you off anywhere around here?
19:36Yeah, of course, mate.
19:37Let's get back.
19:44Oh, mate, so how was your chat with Melissa yesterday?
19:50Oh, you know?
19:51Yeah.
19:52I don't think she likes me, mate.
19:54Oh, mate.
19:56Yeah, I don't think she does, mate.
19:57Oh, no.
19:59To be honest, I really want to try and, like, have your corner and have your back a bit,
20:03but I just can't, like...
20:06You've got to go to your girlfriend, don't you?
20:07It's hard, man, it's hard.
20:09She doesn't think I know what I want, that's the thing.
20:11But, mate, I don't think you know what you want.
20:13I think that you want to be with her for the wrong reasons.
20:16But how is happiness the wrong reason?
20:18It's not for happiness, Sam.
20:19I think you're doing it for yourself.
20:20You want to know that you can have her and be with her.
20:22I know, but things I very much know that if I didn't feel this strongly about her,
20:28I wouldn't put myself through all this stuff.
20:30OK, OK.
20:30Oh.
20:31I'm not here.
20:32Melissa's calling.
20:33Just you and her, I'm not here.
20:35Hey, baby.
20:36Hey, baby, how are you?
20:37I'm good.
20:38You all right?
20:39Yeah, I'm fine.
20:40She went to the hairdressers with Habs.
20:44She was, like, getting ready for her day with Tristan.
20:47Was she?
20:48Is she excited?
20:50To be fair, she was more excited than I thought she was going to be.
20:54But for the moment, I think she's super happy with it.
20:56I mean, at the end of the day, like, her happiness is the number one priority, I think.
21:01Yeah, he's taking her to his favourite restaurant tonight as well, so that's good.
21:06He's, like, doing all the right bits.
21:09He's, like, giving her a bit of a boost.
21:10That's good.
21:11All right, well, I'll be home shortly.
21:13OK.
21:13Bye.
21:14Bye.
21:18Oh.
21:20Sammy.
21:22Chill.
21:22This is why I shouldn't listen to you and Melissa.
21:25You guys are all, like, oh, mate, step back.
21:27Look what happens when I step back.
21:29I'm not stepping back anymore.
21:30I'm going to the dinner.
21:31I'm going to her favourite restaurant.
21:35What?
21:35Let me pour you some tea.
21:53How cute is that teapot?
21:55Do you like it?
21:56I like the colour.
21:56I love it.
21:57Well, yellow's my favourite colour, so...
21:59So maybe we need to steal it.
22:01Sorry, I'm just getting a few texts coming in.
22:05I got a text from Harry.
22:07What, Harry Barron?
22:08Yeah, Harry Barron.
22:10Well, he texted you.
22:11You were so mean to him.
22:12No, I wasn't mean to him.
22:13I just gave him some truth.
22:16I couldn't...
22:17He's invited us to a dinner party tomorrow.
22:20Yeah, well, I guess if he's reaching out to you,
22:23then we should probably go.
22:26So, you know Liv's living with Ollie now?
22:29Yeah, OK.
22:30I met up with them both earlier,
22:31and Liv says she's been dating this guy.
22:33So they've only been seeing each other
22:35for a couple of weeks,
22:36and he's already bought her a gold necklace.
22:39So what's Liv saying about this?
22:40And then they also had a conversation,
22:42and he doesn't want her hooking up with anyone else,
22:44and he doesn't want to hook up with anyone else,
22:46which, to me, just reeks of a relationship.
22:47Digby is going to be destroyed.
22:51Really?
22:52What do you mean, really?
22:53I don't know.
22:53I haven't seen him in ages.
22:55Digby was completely invatuated with Liv.
22:57Well, Liv...
22:57Still is.
22:58Is she a catch?
22:59I don't think she's a catch.
23:01Well, I think she's a catch.
23:02I think she's a gorgeous woman,
23:03and she's very funny,
23:04and she just needs to be around the right people.
23:08Anyway...
23:08Didn't realise that you were quite the advocate of Liv.
23:10Well, yeah, I am.
23:11She's obviously a good friend of mine.
23:14Cool, man.
23:14Well, it's a bit forward.
23:29Oh, shut up.
23:32Come up.
23:34So this is where you've been hiding.
23:36This is it.
23:37In this beautiful palace.
23:38I've made you a nice herbal tea mission.
23:42You are amazing.
23:45Right, so talk to me.
23:47What mess have you got yourself in this time?
23:49Um...
23:50I need your advice.
23:52Harrison sort of asked to, like, be exclusive,
23:54and I was like...
23:55He's asked to be exclusive already.
23:57Yeah, I know.
23:57Have you guys been dating?
23:58Two weeks, if that.
24:00That's a bit mental.
24:01No, I know.
24:02And when he said it,
24:02I sort of was, like, nervously, like,
24:05sort of giggled, I guess.
24:06I don't know.
24:06So, basically, Harrison's time is up.
24:12Oh, God, I think I do need to...
24:15I need to say something to Harrison.
24:16You have to do it now.
24:17Oh, God.
24:18I.e., pick up your phone,
24:20and I'm here to support you.
24:21Typical you'd like to be here, isn't it?
24:24My heart's racing.
24:31Hello.
24:32Hi.
24:33Hey, how are you doing?
24:34You all right?
24:34Yeah, I'm good.
24:36After, you know,
24:37when we were walking
24:37and you said, um,
24:39do you want to be, like,
24:40exclusive or something?
24:41I've been, like,
24:42thinking about everything.
24:43And at the moment,
24:44I think it's, like,
24:45the wrong time.
24:46It's just...
24:47Everything with my ex
24:49is still so, like, fresh.
24:51I've got to say,
24:52I think it's a bit of a cop-out,
24:53you know?
24:53If you want to be with someone,
24:54you sort of just go for it, right?
24:55You don't...
24:56Yeah, I know.
24:57Regardless of what...
24:58I do get that, but...
24:59What do people say or think?
25:00I think if the timing was different,
25:02it would...
25:03That old chestnut, eh?
25:03Yeah, that's, um...
25:05That's a shame.
25:05It worked out how it did.
25:07I'll, um...
25:07I'll see you around.
25:11Fuck.
25:14God, I feel really bad.
25:16Don't feel bad.
25:17I literally don't remember
25:18what you've just come out of.
25:19I'm well aware
25:20and I feel like
25:20I still have a lot of shit
25:22with Digby and...
25:23Are you sure that
25:26this whole thing
25:28doesn't have anything
25:29to do with Digby?
25:30Being with Harrison
25:31just sort of reminded me
25:33so much of Digby.
25:34Don't go back, like,
25:36late night,
25:38bonking.
25:39It's never a good idea.
25:41For his sake as well,
25:42like, you know,
25:43it's gonna...
25:43It's gonna hurt him.
25:45I know,
25:45but it's very hard
25:46not to feel
25:47these things
25:48about someone else.
25:49I thought you'd kind of,
25:51like,
25:51put a line through it
25:52and that was it.
25:54No, I don't want
25:54to get back with Digby.
25:56I just...
25:57I definitely think
25:58you've made the right decision
25:59with the Harrison thing,
26:00but the worst thing
26:01you can do
26:01is go back to Digby now.
26:04Yeah.
26:04Do you know
26:10when we spoke to Mark?
26:11Yep.
26:12I freaked out.
26:13I know you did.
26:14Now I am hugely excited.
26:16Oh, good.
26:17So,
26:17went to visit
26:18the wedding panel
26:18this morning.
26:20And you come back
26:20with bags and bags
26:22of ideas?
26:22I can't even get it
26:23all out.
26:24Yes.
26:24Oh, my gosh.
26:25We've got a lot of stuff.
26:27We have a lot
26:28to get through around.
26:28Oh, my gosh.
26:29Smell that.
26:30Smell.
26:31Smells of what?
26:33What, when you enter
26:33the church?
26:34Yeah.
26:34Well, it's a
26:35multi-sensory experience.
26:37Multi-sensory experience?
26:38Weddings are, baby.
26:39Everyone needs
26:40to have the best time ever.
26:41So, it's about lighting,
26:42smells, sights.
26:44Then we need to
26:45design the invitations.
26:46I've got to find a dress.
26:47I'll do that.
26:47I've got an A11 and art.
26:49You do not have
26:49the time to do that.
26:50And also,
26:51I don't want budget invitations.
26:53Have you got your guest list?
26:55But I was thinking
26:55200, at least.
26:57You've got 200 friends?
26:59I've got...
26:59I'm literally
27:00scraping the barrel.
27:01And I've got 30.
27:02Are your family
27:02in the 30?
27:03Yes.
27:06How are you on 200?
27:07I love you.
27:09Oh, come on now.
27:11Can't have 200
27:12on one side of the church
27:13and then...
27:13It's not going to be
27:13segregated.
27:14I'm on 200 collectively.
27:16What is Sam doing
27:19marching towards us
27:20with flowers?
27:23Oh, no.
27:25Sam...
27:25Those better be for us.
27:27What are you doing?
27:27They're not for you.
27:28Who are they for?
27:29This is a serious
27:30code red, level five.
27:32Who are they?
27:32Are they for her?
27:33Yes.
27:33Sam, how many...
27:34How many bouquets of flowers
27:35are you going to try?
27:36Give them to me.
27:36I'm going to read...
27:37Mate, mate,
27:38you're on a date with Tris.
27:40You're going to turn up
27:41at the restaurant
27:42to crash the date?
27:43Yes.
27:44You have some bollocks.
27:46Yeah.
27:47I can't...
27:47You don't mind
27:48being rinsed at all,
27:49do you?
27:50I really don't have
27:52a good feeling
27:52about this one.
27:53No, no.
27:54This is about
27:54the 15th bouquet
27:56you've given up,
27:56so just leave these
27:57with me, dude.
27:57Just stick with the shirt
27:58and the smiles, yeah?
27:59All right.
27:59Just go and make it happen.
28:00I'm not hiding behind anything.
28:01No, you're not.
28:02You don't need flowers, mate.
28:03Sorry.
28:04Great, so you can have these.
28:09God, he's a moron.
28:24Well, cheers.
28:25Cheers.
28:26Nice to see you again.
28:27Let me see you.
28:27You look absolutely gorgeous.
28:29Oh, thank you.
28:32Mmm.
28:32Did you like Melissa and Harry?
28:34I did, yeah.
28:35It was really nice to meet them.
28:36You can be honest with me.
28:37She's a big fan.
28:39Have you managed
28:39to catch up with all your friends?
28:40I have just about, yeah.
28:41It's been a hectic few weeks.
28:42It's quite a big difference
28:44from being South African to England.
28:45Did you date
28:46when you were out there?
28:47I mean, I went on a few dates.
28:50Have you heard of
28:50a thing called khaki fever?
28:51No, do I want to know what it is?
28:53So, it's supposedly
28:54where a man in uniform,
28:57so a guide,
28:58the tourists...
28:59Supposedly,
29:00they fancy their guide a little bit.
29:01What's the thing about men in uniform?
29:03I mean, I have got it in my closet,
29:04just in case.
29:05I can bring it out on the weekends.
29:06Ready to whip it out.
29:07Special occasion, exactly.
29:08Oh, God, that was...
29:09I'll wear it next time.
29:10Oh, yeah.
29:11Nice.
29:11I guess I'm going to take that off myself, then.
29:30Oh, yes.
29:31I would have done that
29:33and I was going to do that.
29:36And the chair.
29:38It was going to happen.
29:39See, this is why I'm here.
29:41What?
29:41I need your help.
29:42The situation is a lot worse
29:43than I expected.
29:45Okay, so where do we start?
29:46Okay.
29:47Would you split the bill
29:48with someone on a date?
29:49Would you?
29:49Is that something that you would do?
29:50No, I would never split.
29:52Have you ever had that before?
29:53I went on a date with a guy
29:56and the bill comes.
29:58It sits on the table
29:59for, like, half an hour
30:00and he's like,
30:01okay, so how do you want to do this?
30:03I wanted to literally, like,
30:05combust in my chair.
30:06Like, I hate just the whole chat about money.
30:09It's nothing cements the libido like that, right?
30:11Yeah.
30:12Recently, all I do is either
30:13meet girls in clubs
30:14or date and apps.
30:16Disgusting.
30:17Yeah, but you see,
30:18like, you don't even have a problem
30:20meeting someone.
30:21Like, look at that girl and the boy.
30:22You've been constantly staring at her.
30:25Why don't you go over
30:26and just give her your number?
30:28Okay.
30:28Super old school.
30:30Just be like,
30:31I've been watching you.
30:33That sounds creepy.
30:34No, because she clearly saw you.
30:36I mean, okay?
30:38Okay.
30:38Good luck.
30:38Bonne chance, baby.
30:40Okay.
30:41Yeah.
30:51Thank you very much.
30:51You ordered well.
30:54This is monkfish and prawn.
30:57Nice.
30:58As a pescatarian.
31:00You like different things
31:01to most, like, boys our age
31:03who are just, like...
31:04What are the boys our age
31:05interested in?
31:06Girls and cars.
31:08I like cars.
31:08What's your favourite car?
31:10Ooh.
31:11Astley Martins.
31:12I want to get a little moped.
31:14That's a good way
31:14to get around London.
31:15Get around this area, especially.
31:16Oh, no.
31:21Oh.
31:22What is up?
31:24Fancy seeing you here.
31:26We haven't met properly.
31:27Tristan.
31:28Nice to meet you.
31:29Tris.
31:30Hi, Sam.
31:31How you doing?
31:31Oh, God.
31:32It's really hot in here.
31:32I was.
31:33Where's your date?
31:34Oh, I don't have one.
31:35Okay.
31:35No, no, not at all.
31:37I, um...
31:38What would you do
31:39in this situation?
31:41There's this girl
31:42that I really, really,
31:43really like, okay, Tris.
31:45And I made a mistake,
31:47for sure,
31:47with this, with said girl.
31:49And I think you can learn
31:50from your mistakes,
31:51personally,
31:53and...
31:53So, I think you're probably
31:54putting Tris in a really well.
31:55I think...
31:56What should a man do?
31:58Or a boy?
31:59Or a man?
31:59I think a man should, uh,
32:01probably speak to the person
32:03and let them decide.
32:04I just can't.
32:06I think there's something
32:06that you guys have to say
32:07to each other.
32:08No, there's nothing
32:09that is.
32:09Tris, I think you are
32:10completely right.
32:11No, I'm, like, actually laughing
32:13because this is, like,
32:14the most ridiculous situation
32:15that I've ever been in.
32:17And I don't mind
32:18having you here
32:19and doing it.
32:19Unless you wanted to go.
32:20I'll stick this for now.
32:21Okay, good, lads.
32:22Okay.
32:23Um, stage fright now.
32:25Wow.
32:26Stage is yours.
32:29Look, Habs,
32:30I know what I did
32:32and it will always be there
32:34to remind me
32:35how you should never
32:36treat people,
32:37especially the ones
32:38you care about the most.
32:41And love
32:42because I genuinely love you.
32:48And...
32:49Sam, this really isn't
32:52the place to be telling me that.
32:53It's just making people
32:54feel really uncomfortable.
32:55I think perhaps you could have
32:58found a better time
32:59to do this.
33:00Is there something
33:00you want to say?
33:01I think I've already said
33:02what I say.
33:03But then maybe
33:04you should go.
33:06I feel like this is so unfair.
33:07Should we go outside?
33:08No, we shouldn't go outside
33:10and have a chance.
33:11Perhaps that's fine,
33:12but you know what?
33:13You don't want to be with Tris.
33:15Don't tell me what I want to do.
33:16I don't think you do.
33:17I don't think you do.
33:18You really don't have the right
33:19to tell me what I want to do
33:21and I don't think you know
33:22what I want to do.
33:23I think you're
33:24embarrassing yourself, mate.
33:27I feel like you just...
33:28You should probably go.
33:34Okay.
33:34You're right.
33:44You're right.
34:04How did it go yesterday?
34:21I don't want to talk about it.
34:22No, no, no.
34:23I'm very interested.
34:24She couldn't look at me.
34:25She was like that.
34:26Sam, please, can you just leave?
34:28You're embarrassing yourself.
34:30When did you guys last hook up?
34:32A long time ago.
34:34Oh, it was ages ago?
34:35Yeah.
34:35Right, okay.
34:36So this was a real sort of stab in the dark?
34:40I told her I loved her
34:41in front of Tris.
34:42Wait, hang on.
34:43How did you not mention that
34:44right at the beginning?
34:45Because you don't give me
34:46much chance to explain.
34:47Did she look you in the eye
34:48when you said that?
34:49No, no, she was still cowering
34:50behind her hand.
34:51Oh, really?
34:52Yeah.
34:53And then I think it was after that
34:54she goes,
34:55this is not the time of place
34:56you're embarrassing yourself.
34:57Please leave.
34:58Look, I know that we're both
34:59very used to getting our own way
35:00and we don't like it
35:02when things don't fall into place.
35:04This has fallen so far away from place.
35:06You have to deal with it.
35:07Just move on.
35:08Grow up.
35:09It's game over.
35:11Can't do anymore.
35:12I think that you should draw a line
35:14on doing that.
35:14How cute are these?
35:32I'm all for healing crystals.
35:34So I'm putting it on my head chakra.
35:37Mate, how did last night go?
35:39I don't want to talk about it, mate.
35:40It's not bad.
35:42Me not.
35:46What a beautiful spread.
35:48I know.
35:48And the table's great, too.
35:50Whoa.
35:51Have you seen this?
35:53Yeah, I know.
35:53It's really, really...
35:54I'm so hungry.
35:59This actually looks quite good.
36:01How are we?
36:02Cheers.
36:03Oh, hey, guys.
36:05How are you doing?
36:06How are you, mate?
36:06How are we?
36:07Good to see you, mate.
36:07Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
36:09Yeah, I'm good, mate.
36:10Good.
36:11How are we all?
36:12Good.
36:13Good?
36:13I didn't realise
36:14I thought I was going to be here.
36:16Yeah, sorry.
36:17I didn't know what you were at.
36:18Yeah.
36:19So, what's the latest?
36:22Oh, mine looks a little smaller than mine.
36:25All right.
36:26The drink, you're all right.
36:27That's a wine?
36:28Yes, please.
36:29Have it.
36:30Like, this was actually fruitful.
36:34I'm so happy.
36:35You set this up?
36:36I basically made this.
36:38So, is this your date?
36:39Yeah.
36:39You think so?
36:40It is a date.
36:41What do you do, Izzy?
36:42I study history.
36:43Oh, cool.
36:44Yeah.
36:44That's good.
36:45I won't bore you with it, but...
36:47No, I love history.
36:48But do you?
36:48Yeah.
36:49I think you've done well setting Miles up.
36:51He is the sweetest guy ever.
36:53It's good to know.
36:54Yeah.
36:54I would totally date him
36:56if he wouldn't be a decade too young.
37:00Isn't this so much more fun
37:02than your stupid dating ads?
37:04I agree.
37:05Right?
37:06Let's choose to Sophie.
37:08The matchmaker.
37:09The matchmaker.
37:10Cheers, Izzy.
37:11Cheers.
37:13This is delicious.
37:14Yeah, it's really nice.
37:15I'm very impressed, you little...
37:17I think.
37:18So, should I?
37:19I know.
37:20It's such a shame that Tristan couldn't come.
37:23I didn't want to put him in an awkward position,
37:25like, with them being so, like, close proximity.
37:27Oh, I see.
37:28So, it was your decision.
37:28How was the day?
37:31Tell me everything.
37:33Okay, so, it was genuinely going really well,
37:36and then...
37:38Sam walked out.
37:40No, no, no.
37:43No, honestly, it's unacceptable.
37:46He was like...
37:47Wait, hold on a minute.
37:48He wasn't even there to have dinner.
37:49He literally went to just sabotage your day.
37:52Like, who does that?
37:53No-one does that.
37:55Eyes in a little bit.
37:56Yeah, he was just like,
37:58I love you.
37:58Basically being like,
37:59I know you'd rather be here with me.
38:01Would you?
38:02Mate, I don't know.
38:04I've never been so confused.
38:06I wish that I could be like,
38:07fuck off, I hate you, but I...
38:09You can't.
38:10But could anybody?
38:12Yeah.
38:12I just don't really know
38:15where my head's at at the moment.
38:19Should we de-sheave our...
38:21Digby, come on, man.
38:24Let's go and get a whiskey.
38:25Let's go.
38:26Have a taste.
38:31Have you and Digby spoken at all?
38:36Not really.
38:37I think that's the best way.
38:39Face of it, it looks like you are now
38:41free of any, like, form of...
38:43Drama, anger.
38:45There's no, like, guilt or, like, you're not feeling bad.
38:47You've got no, like, blokes hanging on.
38:50No.
38:51Yet.
38:52I mean, obviously, it's not ideal
38:53that we have to, like, sit opposite each other
38:56at a dinner party,
38:56or I'm going to have to see him at a lot of things,
38:59but I think I need to...
39:01I do need to just get over that.
39:02Like, it's obviously...
39:03It's going to be weird,
39:03and it is, like, still a little bit weird, I can tell.
39:05Um, he did what he did to piss me off,
39:07and so I did the same back,
39:08but it's all pathetic,
39:09and it needs to be finished with.
39:15Well, mate, how is it being in the same room as Liv?
39:17Um, mate, it's just awkward,
39:19especially seeing it opposite, isn't it?
39:20She doesn't look comfortable, dude.
39:22Yeah, well, mate, I'm...
39:25Yeah, I find it pretty uncomfortable as well.
39:27Well, what's the...
39:28So what's happening?
39:30I haven't really been that truthful to you.
39:32Believe it or not, I did hook up.
39:37I admit, it's fucking stupid,
39:39and that's why I'm finding it so hard.
39:40Mate, it's so stupid.
39:42When you've got the girl there who I love,
39:44who is basically telling me that she still loves me,
39:47I mean, that's a head fuck itself.
39:49Yeah, yeah.
39:50You're up and down.
39:51You don't know where you're at.
39:53It is odd, though,
39:54how she's sat opposite you in that dinner,
39:57and she's kind of squirming and getting awkward.
40:01It's almost as if she doesn't want to know you.
40:03Mate, you're allowing her
40:04to make everyone else over there believe
40:07that you're the one soppy and in love
40:10and trying to get back with her.
40:12She shows you zero respect.
40:14Yeah.
40:15She's no good.
40:17She's no good for you, mate.
40:18I really, really want to try and move on.
40:20You're still hooking up with her?
40:22That's got to stop me.
40:23So Sam told me that he crashed your date.
40:32Yeah, that he did.
40:34Highly uncool, I have to admit.
40:36I'm very sorry for that, by the way.
40:39I think what Sam did was
40:40he made a decision under panic and pressure,
40:44and he just...
40:46No, but it's reckless.
40:47Yeah, I know.
40:48To the point where I'm embarrassing myself
40:49in front of a bloke I don't even know.
40:51And I would do that a thousand times over
40:54if it meant even going for a coffee.
40:58It probably wasn't the most...
41:01..the most wise way to go around it,
41:04but it was a sweet gesture, in a way.
41:09Oh, God.
41:10You succeeded because we can...
41:15..we can go for a coffee.
41:18Yeah, well, that's...
41:19..that's already more than I was expecting,
41:22so thank you.
41:24So what about old Tris?
41:26Um, I haven't thought about that.
41:28I haven't spoken to him, so...
41:30I guess you're not exclusive,
41:31so you can just figure...
41:33I don't know, it's not my decision to make.
41:34I don't need to have a conversation with Tris
41:37just because I'm going to meet up and talk to Sam.
41:41Yeah, we had it all
41:43And you were everything to me
41:51The boys are here, yes!
41:54Where are my friends at?
41:56What's going on?
41:56Hi, don't worry.
41:58I actually thought I had no mates for a second there.
42:00You don't have any mates.
42:01Thanks, brother.
42:01Guys, everyone, I just want to say
42:03it's really nice to have all of our close friends
42:05here together.
42:06It's lovely, so...
42:07Thanks, Harry.
42:08Cheers.
42:10Well done, Harry.
42:11You're welcome, guys.
42:13Oh, cheers.
42:14Also, on a good note,
42:15I just want to say I'm glad that you guys have, like,
42:17sort of moved on
42:19and you are now civil.
42:21Thanks, Matt.
42:23I haven't actually seen you guys speak today.
42:26Have you exchanged any words today?
42:29We can sit here.
42:30We don't need to be friends,
42:31but we can sit here and just be civil.
42:33Yeah, absolutely.
42:34You know?
42:37But haven't you guys been hooking up?
42:41Oh.
42:42Oh, shiz.
42:46What's that?
42:47Yeah.
42:47I mean, why are you staring at me?
42:51I assume that he's been hooked up with you.
42:52You've just had a conversation with Digby,
42:53so I'm assuming he's told you something, so...
42:55Well, have you hooked up with him or not?
42:57Yeah.
42:58Recently?
42:58Yeah.
42:59I just don't understand.
43:00I can't quite fathom why...
43:02Like, you're literally squirming in your seat at the side of Digby.
43:05I'm not that...
43:06In another world, you're, like, texting him and calling him
43:08and asking him to come back with you.
43:10Right, I think you've been given one side of the story.
43:13It's not quite what happened.
43:14So you didn't hook up?
43:16No, no.
43:16We did.
43:17Yes, I shagged Digby the other night.
43:20He's so confused because the way you treat him.
43:24You don't understand how much you're toying with this poor guy.
43:26Okay, okay, okay, but that's his choice.
43:27He's a big boy.
43:28He doesn't need to come back to me if he doesn't want to.
43:30Everyone in this table knows that I'm madly in love with you
43:33and you telling me that you're fucking in love with me.
43:35And I am.
43:36I hate you as well, but I do obviously still love you.
43:38I've got to be honest,
43:39you guys really shouldn't be sleeping together.
43:41Like, I know, I know, Steve.
43:42Yeah, but you've got to blame me for that because you can say that.
43:44No, no, no, no, no, listen, he can blame me for everything.
43:46It's fine.
43:46He's done it for so long, so it is all my off help again.
43:49I can just see right through you.
43:50You're very toxic and manipulative about what's going on here.
43:52It's horrible.
43:53What is your problem?
43:55It's not a problem, mate.
43:56I'm just sick of you manipulating shit.
43:58Oh, my God.
43:58Ryan, don't be such a fucking prick.
44:00You have no idea what's going on in my head, all right,
44:02because you're not a friend of mine
44:03and I hardly talk to you about how I feel, okay?
44:05I don't actually give a fuck, so just can't.
44:06I have listened to her.
44:07It's not about you the whole time.
44:11Sorry, Ryan, you're sitting here talking about me.
44:13Obviously, it is.
44:14Habs, continue, please, because that sounded interesting.
44:16I have gone to her house.
44:17I have spent time with her every single day.
44:19I understand that you are hurting too, and I get it.
44:21She has cried.
44:22I thought you were dating someone new.
44:24She tried to, and she couldn't.
44:26She realised that she wasn't ready to move on.
44:29I don't think you'll ever get over the fact
44:30that I did break up with you twice.
44:32Would you ever get over that?
44:34No.
44:34Exactly, so how could we move on from that?
44:38We can't.
44:43But I don't want this constant tit-for-tat for stuff,
44:45like it's pointless.
44:48I'm so drained from all of this.
44:50So am I, Liv.
44:51And I don't want to confuse you by, you know,
44:53us hanging out and saying certain stuff,
44:55but, like, what I have said, I do mean.
45:00I just don't know what to do.
45:01It just needs to stop.
45:05You both need to cut all ties
45:06and move on with both your lives.
45:09Don't cry.
45:13I've been there before.
45:14It's just hard.
45:19I think you both know what's right.
45:22Yeah.
45:23Leave it.
45:23I'm going to go.
45:28You have no idea the impact you've had on this kid.
45:43Our relationship would have been a very different story
45:45if he'd said certain things
45:46rather than going to his mates
45:47and having to get them to say it to me
45:48when we were together.
45:49It's hard for him to understand
45:52where you're coming from
45:53when you are just such a stone-cold bitch.
45:57Something's changed.
45:58Finally, I've hit a point
45:59where I know what I want.
46:01It's kind of you.
46:02I am going for dinner with Tris.
46:06There's no denying that Tris is a great guy,
46:09but it's time to make a choice.
46:11I think that her and Sam,
46:13I don't actually know what the situation is,
46:15but...