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00:01Will you marry me?
00:03What is this garbage?
00:06It's family heirloom.
00:09My grandmother passed it down to me.
00:11Was she poor?
00:12Anyway, I'm not wearing this.
00:14I need a ring.
00:15With a big diamond.
00:19But...
00:20I can't afford a ring like that.
00:24Ciao!
00:25Wait!
00:26Please, don't go.
00:27I'll get you the most beautiful ring.
00:30You have time until I finish here.
00:34Great.
00:35Thanks.
00:39Oh my god.
00:40Why do I always end up with losers like that?
00:51I parked my sport car out front.
00:53Please take care of it.
00:56Thanks.
01:01That's my chance.
01:03That's my chance.
01:04You know how to make first impression.
01:06You know how to make first impression.
01:08Do you know how to make a first impression?
01:34I'm glad you noticed.
01:38And I think it would be even better if we take a ride at your spot car this evening.
01:43Sounds like a great idea.
01:46I'll call you as soon as I'm free.
01:48Okay, then I'll be waiting.
01:51All right.
01:59I barely made it.
02:01Every jewelry store was closed, so I had to run two blocks.
02:05I bought you the most expensive ring.
02:07I could find.
02:12Wait.
02:13What does that supposed to mean?
02:15It's the phone number you gave it to my driver.
02:24Your driver?
02:25Yeah.
02:27I'll leave you my money suit and sports car for a day.
02:29Just to see the real you.
02:32Wait.
02:32So you wasn't poor all this time?
02:36I was reaching hard.
02:38And I hope you see that first.
02:39So, bye.
02:42Bye.
02:57Hey.
02:57What the hell?
02:58That's him.
02:59That's him.
03:00That's him.
03:04That's him.
03:05He stole my wallet.
03:06Yo, yo.
03:06Hey.
03:06What's going on?
03:07You're a sneaky thief.
03:08That's what's going on.
03:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:11Someone just threw it in.
03:12Yeah, sure.
03:13Look inside.
03:14Look inside the wallet.
03:15There's my driving license in there.
03:17Oh, there you go.
03:19Mm-hmm.
03:21No?
03:21Come on.
03:22She's a crook.
03:24Thank you, officer.
03:27Hey.
03:28Where's my 300 bucks?
03:30They were in here.
03:31In small bills.
03:35I didn't...
03:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:37Hey.
03:37This is my money.
03:38I earned this money working my ass off today.
03:41You made this much money working on the street?
03:43Yes.
03:45You're Elvis?
03:46Maybe.
03:47Ma'am, go ahead.
03:48Take it.
03:49Thank you, officers.
03:58You're the thief.
03:59You're the thief.
04:00Yeah, sure.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Thank you, officers.
04:03Ma'am, wait.
04:04We need your testimony.
04:05Yeah, I understand that, but I'm in a hurry, and I need to catch a plane.
04:09I'm leaving today, so bye-bye.
04:12Oh, have a nice flight.
04:15Be grateful, she didn't have time to rat you out.
04:31Yeah, I can't believe I got scammed like this.
04:34It sounds like a bunch of baloney to me.
04:37That was B-E-A-U-F-O, baby.
04:40Yes, sir.
04:41What's that?
04:42Hey.
04:43Hey.
04:44Hey.
04:44I'm gonna bury you.
04:46I'm gonna bury you.
04:50Yes.
04:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:53Miranda, it's him.
04:55I told you we're gonna meet him here, and there you are.
05:00You want to steal from me?
05:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:06Look at us.
05:08Look at lovely Miranda.
05:11Do we look like the kind of people who steal from street musicians?
05:18You don't look like ones, but you certainly did.
05:20You still don't get it, do you?
05:23Ah, ha, ha, ha.
05:25Ah, he's so lucky, right, dear?
05:28Yes, he is.
05:30Okay.
05:32Here.
05:38Take it.
05:39To restore justice.
05:42Hmm?
05:45Justice.
05:46Talk with police about justice.
05:49Let's go.
05:50We have an offer for you.
05:53What now?
05:58Let me treat you and your beautiful lady.
06:01Thanks, but no.
06:02Have you ever been to the VIP section?
06:06I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
06:09Mark, I don't like them.
06:11Yeah, but we've never been in the VIP.
06:22But you're buying.
06:23Of course.
06:25Lenny Twain.
06:27Yeah.
06:32And this is beautiful Miranda LeBlanc.
06:37Hello.
06:37Yeah, you can call me Mark.
06:42Mark.
06:45Nina.
06:47If it matters.
06:49Pleasure to meet you, Nina.
06:58Shall we?
06:59So, what do you do to pay for all this?
07:10Well, we work as millionaires.
07:18Interesting job.
07:19Seriously, my job is to recognize the talent and give them opportunities.
07:25And when I saw you, Mark, I immediately saw the talent.
07:30Is it that why you robbed him?
07:31That was a test.
07:32And you passed it perfectly.
07:34Baby, an artist has to be able to fight with his nerd.
07:38So you really think that I'm an artist?
07:41That I have talent?
07:42I wouldn't be here if you hadn't.
07:44Now imagine, how much can you earn with the right management?
07:48And that's when you come in.
07:51Exactly.
07:53Here.
07:55This is my number.
07:59Consider yourself a star.
08:02Guys, I'm sorry, but this all sounds like Mobilon.
08:05Well, really, then trust my Louboutin and not your sandals or something.
08:11I'm going to the restroom.
08:35That's the women's restroom.
08:36No.
08:38I came to you.
08:41I think that you also have some talent.
08:47What are you doing?
08:49Come on.
08:50Don't you want shoes like Miranda's?
08:55Don't be like that.
08:57I know you want it.
08:59Mark.
09:07I want to leave.
09:08What happened?
09:10Lenny hit on me.
09:12Nah, can't be.
09:14Mark, I'm serious.
09:15We are going home.
09:16Hey.
09:18Stop.
09:20Didn't you just make it up?
09:22Really?
09:23Why would I do something like that?
09:25They're paying attention to me.
09:28They see I'm a star.
09:30They're not paying attention to you, so you're jealous.
09:32It's natural, but it's okay.
09:34Mark, you're coming with me right now.
09:37Or our relationship is over.
09:42Let's just stay here for a little longer.
09:54It's not a big deal, okay?
09:57It could be a big chance for me.
10:06Goodbye, Mark.
10:07Hey.
10:09Hey, where are you going?
10:10Seriously.
10:18Well, shall we celebrate?
10:20Yes.
10:21And now we're talking.
10:23This night is going to change your life.
10:26Great decisions.
10:28Come on, let's celebrate.
10:30Join us.
10:38Excuse me for a second.
10:40I like you.
10:48Oh.
10:49Yeah?
10:49Yeah.
10:50But take it easy, cowboy.
10:53Soon you're going to get everything.
10:56But until then,
10:57take it easy.
11:01I gotta go.
11:02Okay?
11:03Yeah.
11:06Just stay here and relax.
11:09Okay.
11:09Sir.
11:17Sir.
11:21Sir, we're closing.
11:26What happened?
11:28We're closing.
11:28Uh, my friend is just coming.
11:35Your friend and his partner live an hour ago.
11:37Let me just make one focal, okay?
11:51Really quick.
11:52It's just one big misunderstanding.
11:54You bastard.
12:01Welcome to Disneyland.
12:03To book a trip, press one.
12:06Oh.
12:08You bastard.
12:09Wow, I just couldn't believe it.
12:27You did such a brilliant job.
12:29Oh, you wonderful dude.
12:33Hey, musician, play something romantic for us.
12:38I'll give you a hundred bucks.
12:40Elvis, maybe.
12:41Love me, tender, love me.
12:44Look who it is.
12:46Lenny Twine himself, huh?
12:50How long have we been waiting for you?
12:52Madam, you were in a hurry to catch a plane.
12:54Oh, yeah. The airport. Here.
13:05What the...?
13:08I like your shoes.
13:15Hurry up. You think you were done?
13:21Ina.
13:22Came back.
13:23Came to ransom the poor fellow.
13:25You're free.
13:26Honey. Oh, my God. Thank you. You saved me.
13:40You saved me.
13:41No. I didn't save you.
13:44You paid for your naivety with your most valuable possession.
13:50Oh, by the way, it's over between us.
13:53I don't know that you were doing the same thing.
13:54I'm sorry, it's over to you.
13:56I can say, people.
13:57I can say, people.
13:58I know.
13:59I'm the one.
14:00I can say, people.
14:01I can say, people.
14:02I know.
14:03I didn't do this.
14:04I know.
14:05I know....
14:07I'm the one.
14:08I know.
14:09I'm the one.