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00:00Could I get a cup of coffee?
00:02Move, Hobo.
00:04Hello.
00:06Hey.
00:08Amanda?
00:10Is that you?
00:12Corner?
00:14Wait, you two know each other?
00:16Yeah, I was in love with Amanda
00:18back in college.
00:20Well, she was head over heels for me as well.
00:22What? I was never
00:24in love with him.
00:26Oh, come on. The tattoo on your butt
00:28should say otherwise.
00:30I'm sorry. What?
00:32Oh, excuse me. I don't think I introduced myself.
00:34Connor or Larry?
00:36Oh, it's Dom. Pleasure to meet you, Bam.
00:40Oh.
00:42A real gentleman.
00:44Uh, let me help you pick this up.
00:46Oh, that's good.
00:48For your information,
00:50I removed the tattoo
00:52years ago, and now I see
00:54the reason. You're just
00:56a dirty hobo.
00:58Hey, what?
01:00Hey.
01:02Are you out of your mind?
01:04Why would you do that?
01:06What? He's a hobo.
01:08He needs to know his place.
01:10This is a fancy cafe.
01:12And he doesn't belong here.
01:14He's a human being, first of all.
01:16Oh, my God. First of all,
01:18he's a hobo.
01:20Who cares anyway?
01:22What?
01:24What?
01:26Looks like some coins rolled down the
01:28counter and I can't
01:30buy coffee now.
01:32Come on. Here.
01:34This should cover a coffee
01:36and a dessert.
01:38Thank you. I can pay you back.
01:40I just need to run down to my trailer.
01:42Really?
01:43He's not just a hobo.
01:44He's an elite hobo
01:46because he has a trailer.
01:48Thanks, but it's not necessary.
01:50And actually, we really need to go.
01:52Oh, wait. Hold on.
01:54But I need to pay you back.
01:56How about a dinner tonight at eight?
01:59It's on me.
02:00Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
02:04Now we're going back to reality.
02:07One thing is to help hobo.
02:10But another thing is to go on a date with hobo.
02:18Deal.
02:20See you at eight.
02:21See you at eight, Pam.
02:23You crazy.
02:24Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
02:26Let's go.
02:30Pam, I saved a seat for you.
02:42Come on, sit down.
02:50What's going on?
02:52Well, I decided not to leave you alone.
02:56And organized some kind of double date.
03:00Meet Dave, my new boyfriend.
03:02Nice to meet you.
03:05Yeah, whatever.
03:10Dave is a big shot in showbiz.
03:14He's in the town of filming some kind of blockbuster.
03:19Yes?
03:20Mm-hmm.
03:21And he's a director.
03:24Am I right?
03:26Yeah, something like that.
03:29And tell us, please, about your boyfriend.
03:33Your boyfriend.
03:43Well, I'll do it by myself.
03:47Her boyfriend is a hobo.
03:51A hobo?
03:52Mm-hmm.
03:53Is this some kind of joke?
03:54Not at all.
03:55Pam is just a good Samaritan.
03:56Huh.
03:57Well, why date a hobo?
03:58Oh, let's talk about low self-esteem.
03:59By the way, where he is?
04:00Hmm?
04:01I don't know.
04:02Maybe he's busy.
04:03Of course.
04:04Of course.
04:05Of course.
04:06Of course he's busy with some kind of hobo business.
04:10I mean, maybe he found half-eaten apple.
04:13Oh, maybe he's busy with some kind of hobo business.
04:18Huh.
04:19Huh.
04:20I mean, maybe he found half-eaten apple.
04:21Huh.
04:22Or maybe he's trying to catch a slow squirrel for the dinner.
04:24Huh.
04:25Huh.
04:26A slow squirrel?
04:27Like, I just don't understand, why date a hobo?
04:29Huh.
04:30This is what a real man should look like.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Yeah.
04:33I mean, maybe he's busy with some kind of hobo business.
04:34Huh.
04:35Huh.
04:36Huh.
04:37Huh.
04:38Huh.
04:39Huh.
04:40Huh.
04:41Huh.
04:42Huh.
04:43Huh.
04:44Huh.
04:45Huh.
04:46Huh.
04:47Huh.
04:48Huh.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Expensive suit.
04:51Latest iPhone.
04:53The most valuable thing your hobo have is that 20 bucks that you give him.
05:02Oh, who finally decided to show up?
05:09This is the hobo I was talking about.
05:14Good evening.
05:15Mr. O'Larry, sir.
05:16Mr. O'Larry, sir.
05:17I am so sorry.
05:18I will explain everything.
05:19O'Larry?
05:20Do you both know each other?
05:21Dave here is my assistant.
05:22Isn't it, Dave?
05:23Wait, assistant to hobo?
05:24Mr. O'Larry?
05:25Mr. O'Larry is not a hobo.
05:26Mr. O'Larry is not a hobo.
05:27He's the leading actor in a bloodbuster film.
05:28What?
05:29Yeah, I'm playing a homeless man in this new movie and I wanted to grab a cup of coffee
05:30and just didn't bother to change and…
05:31But you didn't have money.
05:32But you didn't have money.
05:33Well, they don't put money in the prop clothes.
05:34Come on, you live in a trailer.
05:35Well, the leading star always gets his own trailer.
05:36Wait a second.
05:37Wait a second.
05:38You told me that you are a director.
05:39He's the leading actor in a bloodbuster film.
05:40What?
05:41Yeah, I'm playing a homeless man in this new movie and I wanted to grab a cup of coffee
05:46and just didn't bother to change and…
05:48But you didn't have money.
05:50Well, they don't put money in the prop clothes.
05:55Come on, you live in a trailer.
05:58Well, the leading star always gets his own trailer.
06:02Wait a second.
06:04You told me that you are a director.
06:08Well, to be precise, I said something like that.
06:14Okay, Dave, can you please put the suit and everything you took from the trailer back?
06:21Stop, stop, stop.
06:23That's not even your clothes!
06:27Oh, so you were too embarrassed to show us yourself, right?
06:32Maybe let's talk about lost self-esteem?
06:37Sir, I will return everything right away.
06:41No, no, no, Dave.
06:43I actually want you to return my clothes right now.
06:48You mean like right here?
06:51Right here?
06:52Yeah.
06:53Hmm.
06:54Can you start with your pants?
06:56Yeah, definitely.
06:59Why not take off my trousers right in front of all those?
07:05Definitely, why not?
07:11Take off my pants right here in front.
07:13Oh, my God.
07:14That is so embarrassing.
07:23Here you are, sir.
07:34Hey, who are you? What are you doing?
07:36I'm sorry, it looks so delicious, I'm so hungry.
07:39But you cannot do like that!
07:41Do you want her back?
07:42Oh, no, thank you.
07:44Take it.
07:45Very, thank you.
07:46Hey.
07:51Hey!
07:52Hey!
07:53Hey, people!
07:54Hey!
07:57Hey, do you hear me?
07:58Oh!
07:591, 2, 3, 4, 5!
08:031, 2, 3, 4, 5!
08:041, 2, 3, 4, 5!
08:051, 2, 3, 4, 5!
08:17What is that?
08:19Will you marry me?
08:21What?
08:22No!
08:23No, you crazy!
08:24Wait, wait, wait.
08:26Come on, why not?
08:28Really?
08:29Really?
08:30Why?
08:31Have you seen yourself?
08:32Where did you even get that?
08:33Did you steal it from someone?
08:48A gift for Mr. Johnson's fiancée.
08:54Fian...
08:55Who?
08:56Is it yours?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Who are you?
09:00Don't judge the book.
09:01Ah!
09:02But it's cover.
09:03Wow.
09:04Oh!
09:05Is this some kind of prank?
09:06No.
09:07Just a small silly joke.
09:08I wanted to play.
09:10Oh, joke.
09:11Play.
09:12So...
09:13Okay.
09:14If it's a game that you rich people play, I don't like it.
09:17I don't get it.
09:18I made a toy.
09:19You cannot buy me.
09:20It's not a game.
09:21I have about a month to live.
09:23Doctors say I'm dying.
09:24I don't want to die alone and...
09:26Well, I never had a wife.
09:28No wonder why.
09:29Come on.
09:30Once I'm gone, everything's gonna be yours.
09:32My house.
09:33Eight cars.
09:34Eight cars.
09:35Come on.
09:36It's not gonna be so bad.
09:38What do you say?
09:43Come on.
09:45We'll be fine.
09:49Whatever.
09:51There you go.
09:52Great.
09:53No, no, no, no.
09:59No kisses.
10:02Okay.
10:18Your DNA, right?
10:19Right.
10:22Yeah.
10:23No kisses, huh?
10:27Right.
10:38Hello.
10:40Excuse me, who are you?
10:41Well, I'm a doctor.
10:43I'm Ray's doctor.
10:44May I?
10:45Oh, yeah, of course.
10:46Thank you so much.
10:47Charles!
10:48Dear friend, what brings you here?
10:50Well, I came here to wish you a happy birthday.
10:52Well, old dog, you're about six months late.
10:56From now on, today is your second birthday.
10:58There you go.
11:00What do you mean?
11:01I don't understand.
11:03Listen to you.
11:04Cut the long story short.
11:07We've mixed up the tests.
11:09And it turns out that you are perfectly healthy.
11:12Come on, get out of here, man.
11:13Don't do this.
11:14Listen, we repeated the test twice.
11:15And there's nothing there.
11:16No illness.
11:17You're fit.
11:18You're healthy.
11:19Congratulations, Roy.
11:20Come on.
11:21It's the first day of the rest of your life.
11:22Yeah, I guess.
11:23It's the wonderful news.
11:24Oh my gosh.
11:25Kate, is everything okay?
11:26No.
11:27No.
11:28Everything is not okay.
11:29I'm here because you're dying.
11:53Well, yeah, I thought that's the case, but you heard the doc.
11:58Well, you heard the duck. I mean, I'm fine. It's great news.
12:01Great? For you. But not for me.
12:05I've been here for a month. Cleaning, cooking, pretending to be your wife.
12:11And now you don't need me. You're just kicking me off.
12:15I mean, I was pretending just to wait.
12:21You were dying and then to get all of this.
12:25I don't think I better get going.
12:28I think I should leave.
12:36Wait. Come on. We've been great last month. We had the best time ever.
12:46No.
12:47Yes. Yeah, we have so much in common.
12:52No.
12:55Come on. Last month was amazing.
12:58And we're great together. You know it.
13:05I've been pretending to be your wife.
13:09And I pretended to enjoy talking to you.
13:17I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
13:25Come on, Kate.
13:27Kate, wait!
13:33Hey, wait.
13:35It's real.
13:36What?
13:37Yeah, take it.
13:38You earn it.
13:39Fair and square.
13:40It's yours.
13:41Money.
13:42Yeah, you deserve it.
13:43You give me money.
13:44Okay.
13:45So I just can't take it and go, right?
13:46If that's what you really want, yeah.
13:47Okay.
13:48So I just can't take it and go, right?
13:50If that's what you really want, yeah.
13:53Okay.
13:54Okay.
13:55Okay.
13:56Kate, wait.
13:57Listen.
13:58So now that you got your money and I don't own you anything, um...
14:01Would you consider...
14:03marrying me?
14:04No.
14:05No.
14:06No.
14:07No.
14:08No.
14:09No.
14:10No.
14:11No.
14:12No.
14:13No.
14:14No.
14:15No.
14:16No.
14:17No.
14:18No.
14:19No.
14:20No.
14:21No.
14:22No.
14:23Marrying me?
14:24Again?
14:25This thing for real?
14:27For real?
14:28Come on.
14:30You enjoy being my wife a little bit.
14:33Yes.
14:34Yeah.
14:35Cool.
14:36I really enjoy that.
14:37Whoa.
14:38Whoa.
14:39Whoa.
14:40Whoa.
14:41Whoa.
14:42Whoa.
14:43Whoa.
14:44Whoa.
14:45Whoa.
14:46Whoa.
14:47Whoa.
14:48Whoa.
14:49Whoa.
14:50Whoa.
14:51Whoa.
14:52Whoa.
14:53Congrats, buddy.
14:54You won the bat.
14:55Tom, it's not a good time.
14:56Please go now.
14:57Come on, man.
14:58Come, Tom.
14:59Not now, please.
15:00The bat?
15:01What bat?
15:02Not bat.
15:03He's just being silly.
15:04Tom, please, not now.
15:05Why hide it?
15:06Listen, we bet if love could be bought.
15:08And he won.
15:09He bought to you.
15:10I don't understand.
15:11What about the doctor and the illness?
15:12That was all a show.
15:13The doctor is an actor.
15:14My friend, here is your thousand dollars.
15:15You won it.
15:16So I was just a...
15:17Chip came for you.
15:18No, it's not like the escape.
15:19It started with a stupid bed, but then I get to know you and I felt for you, okay?
15:23You and me, it's real.
15:24This is real.
15:25Shut up.
15:26I don't believe you.
15:27I don't believe you.
15:28I don't believe a word you say.
15:30Come on.
15:31You know what?
15:33I don't need your stupid money, I don't need your stupid ring, and I don't need you!
15:36I don't need you!
15:37okay you and me it's real this is real i don't believe you i don't believe a word you say
15:45come on you know what
15:50i don't need your stupid money i don't need your stupid ring and i don't need you
15:55whoops looks like i really messed it up huh
16:14oh sorry yeah yeah i believe i owe you a hot dog right what do you want from me you've been following
16:23me for a week wait wait come on okay i know i blew it with all these games and bets but
16:29you gotta admit last month was pretty awesome and i think we're great together and i really
16:35want us to give it a shot so what do you say can you give me a second chance please
16:47as my husband you should know i don't like ketchup and hot dogs
16:50yes okay i'm definitely going to work on that
17:09you