Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the world's first ever cyber farting case and play a game of 'Hot or Not?' to try and figure out the looks of this female farter.
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00:00uh oh another bitch is trippin and this is a hot or not all right
00:13it's also the world's first ever cyber farting case damn
00:21i think i'm out you're out i think i'm out you can't be out i'm out of the hot or not
00:32i've i've seen oh you've seen it oh yeah have you seen it jason i don't know okay lisa you want to
00:40be in i am okay yeah andy jason lisa i don't really i got no i i had no farts in this game
00:47business with cyber farts yeah i do on the record i'd like to say i have no previous business with
00:54cyber farts yeah i sent i i believe we were all sent this and then i sent it to dave so all right
01:04so i'm out a judge has let rip at a woman who admitted to sending videos of her farting and
01:12ripping ass to her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend whoa it's diabolical really ex-girlfriend yeah weird
01:21yeah 25 year old rehanan evans is believed to be the first person to ever face charges
01:29for cyber farting what's her name rehanan evans
01:33she's from the uk so that's probably i'm mispronouncing it yeah it's probably something
01:39rain or yeah yeah she sent the videos to a lady
01:45her boyfriend's ex who said the videos of her farting caused her distress and anxiety
01:53they would as farting videos would if any lady just started sending me videos of herself farting
01:59i'd be distressed oh yeah it's every day every day like i'd be like oh i don't know i got another
02:05one yeah it's not great in court the prosecutor would love it the prosecutor described how evans
02:14proceeds to pass gas by placing the camera on her ass and farting into it yeah she sent three videos
02:22one day and several others over the next few days each of them showed miss evans passing wind
02:30and then her face smiling at the camera at the end of it oh that's the problem right there that was
02:36the problem why did she accept and watch all of them that's the crazy it's another one i don't know
02:42you're gathering evidence maybe it might be yeah yes yeah it is harassment she admits at the time
02:49she sent these videos she had some drinks in her and she sent them understanding now how it could
02:55have caused some distress but she sent them without malicious intent i don't know well her victim
03:01disagrees saying of course it was malicious she was smirking throughout every time she farts she found
03:06it hilarious that's a crazy thing that the law has to go through i know where you did you mean
03:12those farts of course i did the camera was on my butt and then i looked right into the camera and i
03:20smiled and laughed seemed pretty happy with it it all ended up costing her about a thousand bucks u.s
03:26that includes compensation and court costs in a victim statement read to the court
03:32the ex said she needs to feel safe in her home again right those farts wow made her feel unsafe in her home
03:41man a bit extreme yeah i can't open any video people are sensitive these days they are they are you know
03:48evans will also have to carry out 15 fart rehab sessions fart rehab that's what they say and must abstain
03:55from alcohol for two months what is that a thing you guys have never been to fart rehab i guess
04:01chuck's three years clean chuck's three years clean yeah i don't think so
04:09yeah i don't i don't i don't you think so you think i relapsed yeah i think so i smell that air freshener in the back
04:20you're right who's the counselor at fart rehab oh that's the worst job ever a grizzled fart veteran
04:30yeah it is so this lady who is the first ever cyber farting
04:37she's not a victim she's the culprit farter yeah she's the farter yeah 25 year old girl from england
04:44is she hot or not we'll start with andy we'll work our way around god the farts really take you down i
04:51yeah so no matter how good she looks you'll think right like a lady that would like really like to
04:58send fart videos to somebody it's just not my it's not your cup of tea yeah you know but i mean looks
05:04wise no farts in the game at all i'll say she's a little crazy she's crazy enough to be like a six
05:13six okay crazy farting six okay so that's a good number because i think she's confident
05:19in herself yeah you know there's some confidence there yeah she really believes that like she's
05:26hot enough to do this right that's true like i don't know if i'd have the confidence in myself to
05:31send my farts to someone i'd watch my own fart video and then delete it oh yeah oh god god i can't
05:38i can't but then again she's drunk so that boosts your confidence right she was drunk oh yeah
05:44apparently allegedly i'm gonna say a five okay and jason i'm gonna go under i think she's big
05:53okay she was pretty gassy wasn't she she had a lot of gas there's a lot of gas you think that might put
05:58me at like a higher hot scale rating but it doesn't okay um to be in rehab you gotta be the worst of the
06:06worst right so she's like a bad farter oh yeah um and i feel like you might be throwing us a curveball
06:13but i'm not gonna bet on it so i'm gonna say a big two okay a big farty two you know what i'll go ahead
06:20and bet on it i'm gonna go eight because it's a different world now eight okay yeah and i think
06:25just out of the fart blue yeah that's crazy i'm just like i'm doing nothing i feel like i'm gonna
06:30weigh in i'm gonna weigh in on this one all right so we've got the whole spectrum who will win it's
06:36like we're at the roulette table and al just came over and was like bam i'm dead confidently got in on
06:41you can play along you can check out today's hot or not at daveandchuckthefreak.com and on the
06:51links through our social media pages if that's easier for you so to recap andy green says uh not
06:57his cup of tea a crazy six yeah lisa says confident could be hot enough but then realized she was drunk
07:04gave her a five and jason says big big two big two big lady with bad farts and i'm calling jason's
07:13and al is going all in a model eight all in on hot yep let's see where the truth lies as i reveal
07:24this lady's picture yeah six i don't know where it's probably like a four it's funny the photo that
07:32i saw was like blurry a little bit and i thought it was better uh yeah and what that was the initial
07:39reason i did this and then i found more better pictures yeah because the initial one was kind
07:44of like a cloudy you saw like the purple hair and it was like pulled back in a way where i was like
07:50this is a hotter farter she looks like a farter she does she does those jeans strike me as someone
07:58who farts well she's wearing clothing that like it'll it'll breathe it'll breathe the farts out
08:03like everything kind of yeah i'd say lisa weighs the closest with the five she's not a two she's
08:08definitely not as low as she's not a she's closer to a five than anything yeah i feel like she's got
08:13like if you just saw her face you'd think she's a lot hotter than she is yeah she may take better
08:18pictures for sure i wonder if she has like could you track her down knuckle tattoos
08:22it's that or rings i think there's a ring but oh is that mr eight speaking is that
08:29like am i gonna listen to you ever again this is why i don't play i definitely i lost oh yeah
08:36oh yeah sorry you gambled yeah i did yeah definitely did yeah he went all in and we took all his money
08:43yeah that's not much junk no i know but i mean just gambling wise okay what is i honestly i feel
08:54like she falls in the wheelhouse of someone who may decide to send a fart video to someone she looks
08:59like it yeah you know yeah it's not that shocking when you see her in the better pictures that dave
09:05has found i'm glad the videos aren't out there i don't want to see oh my goodness none of us need that
09:09no i don't mean ever it truly makes me sad when a lady farts i would like to have seen them
09:15because i think it really gives you like a real sense of what we're dealing with here you know
09:22like sometimes i watch bad videos to know what the kind of madness that's going on in the world
09:28right i feel like this is like we're just going to turn a blind eye to this right there are people
09:33getting sent so many fart videos what are you talking about i've seen a couple they're out there on
09:38social media too and i've seen some videos of eights filming themselves farting and putting
09:45it out there yeah that's i wish they wouldn't but yeah i know because those original of course cake
09:51farts cake farts right i want to see it just for the malicious intent like they were so distressing
09:58and disturbing exactly i want to see how powerful and the smirk behind it if someone sent me fart stuff
10:04and i was like i've got to go to court you know she's got to go to rehab yeah yeah yeah that's not
10:11her right i don't i mean they're in the uk but i don't i don't think that's her no there's a lot of
10:18hot girls with his name very common name yeah especially over there and some biggins yeah
10:26not everybody you never know you never know i guess great shape there was jason's yes if you want
10:35to see again this uh first ever female cyber farter go check her out dave and check the freak.com
10:42there's links through our social media as well i just thought about this so you're like
10:46you're kind of world famous now right do you start oh do you take you do you go only farts
10:53yeah violating her rehab oh you just get through it though you just get through it
10:59and then the second you're through you start only farts on probation yeah wait till your
11:06probation officer finds out that you've busted your fart crimes no one knows
11:12lisa went straight to me lisa just called the tip line oh my god
11:16oh no yeah i mean guys if i get caught farting i mean i'm going i'm doing some hard time
11:25yeah i know for sure you are absolutely
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