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00:00Uh, let's see. Somebody says, has Preston ever spatchcocked the turkey?
00:06Have you ever spatchcocked the turkey? I mean, when you were a bachelor.
00:08You split it.
00:10I'm splitting this bitch wide open.
00:12Spatchcocking is split.
00:14Oh, yeah.
00:15Uh, it's like butterflying it?
00:17Yeah.
00:17Do you have to bone it, I assume?
00:18Yeah, you gotta get it.
00:19Oh, yeah, you bone it.
00:20Let me bone this thing.
00:21I'm gonna spatchcock you.
00:22It's gonna be my regular Saturday night thing, baby.
00:25Oh, yeah.
00:30I've never heard that term before.
00:31No, I would never, no, I wouldn't do that.
00:33Spatchcock it?
00:34Roasting is the way to go.
00:35I've deep fried them.
00:36We all know the history with that.
00:39And I've brined and roasted.
00:42Never grilled, smoked, or anything like that.
00:46Do you know what?
00:46I don't say for a slice here and there, I've never had a full deep fried turkey.
00:54Well, you tried to set the radio station on fire a few years back.
01:00So, there are, if you're gonna deep fry a turkey, there are a few things that you need
01:05to make sure that you don't do.
01:06One thing is you don't go, it needs to be a thawed turkey.
01:11Oh, yes.
01:11You need to go cavern up, not cavern down.
01:14Okay.
01:14Also, make sure that you, um.
01:18Away from the house.
01:19Away from the house.
01:20You also take into account displacement.
01:22Yes, of the oil.
01:24Don't fill it to the brim with oil.
01:26You're exactly right.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Casey, you still have tons of footage.
01:28In fact, there's, there's, I mean, there's just, you can get a, you can go for hours
01:32watching YouTube videos of failed fried turkeys.
01:35Yep.
01:36All right.
01:36Let me go to this call.
01:37I think I have someone named Gary.
01:40Oh, Gary!
01:42Wait, hello?
01:44How you doing, everybody?
01:45Oh, it's Gary.
01:47Oh, Gary!
01:49Hey, Gary.
01:51I love my family, and thank you for what you did last week, guys.
01:55And cream, cream corn's gotta go.
01:58Cream corn.
01:58You do not like cream corn.
02:00It's disgusting.
02:01Do you, so what, what, what would we, because you know what, we've actually had, when Gary's
02:06been here at the station, and Matt Cord would do his Christmas family get together, uh,
02:10Gary, you'd prepare a couple of dishes, and, uh, the stuff was pretty good, I have to
02:14say.
02:14Well, thank you very much, Preston.
02:16Uh, thank you very much, Steve.
02:17It's Kathy.
02:18I'm very grateful to you.
02:18Hey, by the way, hold on.
02:20I have, I have audio of Gary making cream corn.
02:22Here, listen.
02:24Oh!
02:24Oh!
02:25It's good.
02:27That's, you put in a butter churn.
02:31You guys are too kind to me.
02:33Yeah?
02:35How you doing, Sweetie?
02:36Good.
02:37How are you?
02:38I'm just wonderful, honey.
02:39I'm just peachy.
02:40You sound good.
02:41I feel great, man.
02:42I feel great.
02:43I just want my life back and get back to work, babe.
02:45You will.
02:46You will.
02:46I know, and I can't wait to see my family.
02:48I truly miss you guys.
02:49I truly, genuinely, truly miss my family.
02:52When we, when we get past all this, I promise you're going to get to spend the weekend at Kathy's house.
02:58Oh, look, I'll do anything for you guys.
03:00You know, I would move moons for you.
03:02All right.
03:03Well, we, we appreciate that.
03:04And have a wonderful Thanksgiving with all your families, everybody.
03:07Happy Thanksgiving to you, Gary.
03:08Thanks, Gary.
03:08Thank you very much.
03:09Thank you very much.
03:10Oh, Gary!
03:11Have a great day.
03:12All right.
03:12We'll see you later, Gary.
03:14Gary usually doesn't call in that way.
03:15That's pretty cool.
03:16No, no, no.
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03:18Yeah.
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