Keenan's 2019 - Watch The Tram Car Please
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00:00Our first contest is in a nod to the Runaway Tram Car.
00:07Obviously, when you come down to the shore, a regular thing are the tram cars.
00:11Casey, do we have the sound clip?
00:13Watch the tram car, please.
00:15We are going to play Watch the Tram Car, Please.
00:17And it's kind of a riff on something that we've done before.
00:20You'll notice throughout the crowd here, Steve, these red balloons.
00:23Yes.
00:24One, two, three, four, five of them.
00:26And each one of them has a cold Coors Light tied to it.
00:29We have our MM Army members that are holding them out there.
00:32And what we're going to do is we're going to bring up our ratty little tram car that Cathy made.
00:40Watch out.
00:41Watch out.
00:42There's a fan up there.
00:44Don't worry, we have two.
00:47There are ceiling fans here.
00:49So we made our own Preston and Steve style tram car.
00:53Basically, it's a plastic bin with some yellow crap on the side.
00:58Wait a second.
00:59Are you for real?
01:00I thought that was a legit tram car.
01:01No, Steve.
01:02No.
01:03We had several meetings about this and we decided to not really try.
01:06Okay.
01:07Well, we have succeeded.
01:09Yeah.
01:10Yeah.
01:11What we've done in the past, we've done a crowd surfing contest.
01:13You guys remember when we sent people out on the surfboard and you guys in the crowd have
01:17to move them along.
01:18It's similar to that.
01:19We're going to put, we have two contestants.
01:20We're going to put somebody in this and we're going to send it out here into the crowd.
01:25And what you guys have to do is maneuver them to the red balloons.
01:29They have to get up a six pack of cold Coors Light and bring it back to the stage.
01:34And we're going to time them.
01:35And whoever does it in the shortest amount of time is going to be our winner.
01:38Please be careful.
01:40Keep them up in the air.
01:42Don't drop them.
01:43We got the smallest people in the building we could find to be in this.
01:46I know you look terrified.
01:47It's going to be okay.
01:48All right.
01:49We're going to get our first contestant Tom up here.
01:51Let's have him.
01:52This is, come over here, Tom.
01:54Just before we start, did we have you sign any waivers or legal papers?
01:57No.
01:58Okay.
01:59Excellent.
02:00So here we're going to do a legally verbal binding agreement.
02:03If you get hurt, will you sue us?
02:05Nope.
02:06All right.
02:07There it is.
02:08You heard it.
02:09What we're going to do is we're going to count the, go ahead and hop in there and be
02:10careful.
02:11All right.
02:12Everybody.
02:13Are you guys ready?
02:14You can do it.
02:15Here we go.
02:16Three, two, one.
02:18Watch the tram car, please.
02:21Here we go.
02:22Ow.
02:23You guys are doing it.
02:24Oh my God.
02:25It's breathtaking.
02:26So far so good.
02:27He's moving well.
02:28I'm surprised this is working.
02:29Work as a team.
02:30Work as a team.
02:31All hands up.
02:32You can do it.
02:33He got the first course life.
02:34First course life.
02:35Six all together.
02:36Watch out for the ceiling fans.
02:37Yes.
02:38Move them.
02:39Move them that way.
02:40You're going the wrong way.
02:41All right.
02:42But they can do it.
02:43They're short squatting strong, Preston.
02:44It's like a wave.
02:45He's doing good.
02:46He's doing great.
02:4730 seconds.
02:48Got to get the beer.
02:4930 seconds in.
02:50Hold it.
02:51Get the beer.
02:52Get the beer.
02:53Wait.
02:54Go back.
02:55He forgot the beer.
02:56It doesn't matter.
02:57He's got to continue now.
02:58Did he get it?
02:59Get up on his third beer, Preston.
03:00His third beer.
03:01He's rounding the turn here in the middle of the room.
03:02Get the beer.
03:03We need all six for it to count.
03:05Did he miss that one?
03:06I still don't know he did.
03:07He's going to have to go back and get it.
03:09Page, I would imagine, right?
03:10Got a little tough back there, Preston.
03:12The crowd isn't as dense back there.
03:14Yeah, we need.
03:15Oh, Jesus.
03:16Fill in the holes.
03:17He's coming around.
03:18He's coming around.
03:19He's coming around to the final can here.
03:21Minute 15.
03:22Minute 15.
03:23Great.
03:24He's still got to go all the way back there.
03:26You missed one.
03:27Wait a minute.
03:28No.
03:29Come to the stage.
03:30You guys told me he missed it.
03:31No, it was the beer holding the balloon.
03:33Bring him back.
03:34Bring him back.
03:35Bring him back.
03:36Bring him back.
03:37Bring him back this way.
03:38Oh, my God.
03:39Come on.
03:40Come on.
03:41Work is a credit.
03:42He almost fell.
03:43Two minutes.
03:44All right.
03:46You guys told me he didn't have enough, so he only had four.
03:49Give him a beer.
03:50He's doing a victory lap, guys.
03:53Hold him up.
03:54Oh, my God.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:56Yeah.
03:57All right.
03:58Bring it back.
03:59Bring it back.
04:00They're making it.
04:01He's in the center of the room.
04:04How you doing?
04:05Up on the stage.
04:06This is working exactly how we planned it.
04:08What?
04:09Exactly.
04:10Hold on.
04:11Don't hit the disco ball.
04:12Here we go.
04:13All right.
04:14Coming back to the stage.
04:15Get ready, Nick.
04:16Yes.
04:17Yes.
04:18Yes.
04:19Wow.
04:20All right, Preston, the official time on that.
04:22Two hours and 17 minutes.
04:24Steve, you know what?
04:25It is a new world record.
04:27Two minutes, 35 seconds.
04:29Hey, you did it, Tom.
04:30Dude, you are the new record holder.
04:32Wow.
04:33You got all six beers.
04:34Nice job.
04:35How was it?
04:36It was pretty interesting.
04:37A little scary?
04:38Yeah, a little bit.
04:39I thought I was going down a couple times.
04:41Oh, yeah.
04:42You were.
04:43Yeah, but you lived.
04:44Oh, yeah.
04:45All right.
04:46Our next contestant is Kim, everybody.
04:48Okay.
04:49Now, once again, like I asked Tom, if you get hurt, are you going to sue us?
04:53I'm married to an attorney.
04:54Yeah, but that's not an answer.
04:55Yeah.
04:56I think that's a yes.
04:57I would never sue the Keenan boys.
04:59Or MMR.
05:00Or WMMR.
05:01Or WMMR.
05:02There you go.
05:03Completely binding now.
05:04Kim, are you ready?
05:05I'm ready.
05:06All right.
05:07You guys ready?
05:08You can make this happen for Kim.
05:11All right.
05:12Here we go.
05:13Three, two, one.
05:14Go.
05:15Watch the tram car, please.
05:16Nice and easy.
05:17Easy.
05:18Easy, easy.
05:19She's leaning forward on this.
05:21I think she's making a good move, Preston.
05:22She's sitting almost dead center.
05:24Oh, my God.
05:25Got her first beer.
05:26First beer.
05:27Look at her go.
05:28All right.
05:29On to the second balloon.
05:30It's the only way.
05:31Watch the fan.
05:32Watch the fan.
05:33All right.
05:34So she's in.
05:35Oh, my God.
05:36Second beer.
05:37She's 30 pounds less.
05:39I know.
05:4030 seconds in.
05:41She's in.
05:42Whoa.
05:43Whoa.
05:44All right.
05:45Easy.
05:46It's a nice little ride there.
05:47Slow and steady.
05:48Slow and steady.
05:49Hang on.
05:50She's got three beers.
05:51Getting ready to move on now.
05:52There's a little bit of a dip of people.
05:53Fill out that area right there.
05:55You guys, we need you over there.
05:56Fill in.
05:57Look at how cute she is.
05:58Scoot in.
05:59Scoot in.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01She's going nowhere.
06:02All right.
06:03She's getting ready to grab.
06:04She's got to get the beer.
06:05Get the beer.
06:06Get the beer.
06:07There it is.
06:08All right.
06:09Hey, we're on TV right now.
06:10Are we?
06:11Yeah, we're on Fox 29.
06:12All right.
06:13Here we go.
06:14Yeah, we are.
06:15Yes.
06:16Oh, she dropped the beer.
06:17Get the beer.
06:18There it is.
06:19All right.
06:20All she's got to do is make it back to the stage.
06:21We're up here.
06:22Here she comes.
06:23How much time is over, Nick?
06:24Well, I'll reveal it in a second, Preston.
06:27And good time.
06:28Wow.
06:29Do you think she beat the other guy?
06:32Look at the smile on her face.
06:34She is so happy.
06:35She is so happy.
06:36She's a champion.
06:37A champion.
06:38A champion.
06:39Sent around twice.
06:40Kim.
06:41You killed it.
06:42Let's find out the time, Nick.
06:44Preston and Steve.
06:45A new world record.
06:46One minute, 18 seconds.
06:48Kim is our winner.
06:50Preston.
06:51Preston, is it too early to say she's the greatest of all time?
06:56I know.
06:57It's perfect timing for that.
06:59And we are going to give you, by the way, Kim gets $100 from our friends at Brightburn.
07:05We have $100 cash for you.
07:08And we are going to give you four pack of passes for Maurice Pier.
07:13Wow.
07:14Congratulations, Kim.
07:16Big high five up there.
07:17Nice job.
07:18Wow.
07:26Bye-bye.