Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who inappropriately touched a sleeping man on the New York City subway. Then, discuss whether they'd have that happen or get kissed on the mouth by a rat, like a video they've discussed in the past.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks
00:07Pervert of the Day
00:09Where
00:11Would you say
00:13You should never fall asleep
00:15New York City subway
00:19Oh my god you got it
00:20Well yeah
00:21I mean that is the most terrifying
00:24Place there's arms
00:25And people peeing and
00:27Attacks and
00:29Wandering fingers
00:31Oh no where do they put
00:33Their fingers in your pants
00:35Oh well okay
00:38Chuck's going to New York City
00:41Yeah
00:41I'm out cold
00:45He's waiting
00:47For someone to touch him
00:49He just sleeps on the subway all day
00:51Anyone
00:52He's touching me
00:55I'm wearing real loose pants
00:57They're just like some bum is asleep
00:59Cops are on the prowl for a creep
01:04Who stuck his hand down the pants of a man sleeping
01:08Hello
01:10On board a northbound 6 train
01:12In downtown Manhattan
01:14Yikes
01:15Yikes
01:15The 25 year old victim woke up in the east village just after 2 a.m.
01:20To an unknown man stroking his penis
01:23Oh
01:24How you doing?
01:26Oh I missed my stop
01:32The victim had fallen asleep
01:37On the northbound 6 train
01:40Which was approaching the Astor Place subway station
01:44At the time of the assault
01:45The Astor Place
01:47The creep was last seen fleeing the train
01:50The guy did get a photo of him
01:52That we put up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
01:55There he is
01:56Oh man
01:57That guy is stroking me
01:58He's like dressed like a Latin minion or something
02:01Yeah
02:01Yep
02:01Hello
02:03He is described as a guy with a light complexion and a heavy build as you can see in the picture
02:09He was last seen wearing a dark colored baseball cap
02:13Greenish yellow shirt
02:14Tan pants and tan boots
02:16He got like a good photo of him
02:19I was going to say
02:20Did the guy just
02:21Did the guy just stop jerking him and then move to the other city and just sat there?
02:26What?
02:27Yeah
02:27I guess if the train's moving where's he going to go?
02:30I thought you liked it
02:31They were the only two people in that part of the train
02:34Oh yeah
02:35I mean he should be easily identified
02:37Right
02:38I think so too
02:38They're going to
02:39Someone's going to know
02:40Someone will know who he is
02:40Yeah that guy jerks dude
02:42The dumb part is it looks like he has like a face cover but it's not up
02:47No
02:48Put it down
02:49His hands look rough
02:50Because he's got work in his hands
02:52That's right
02:53You want soft hands
02:54Jason was thinking what?
02:55Does he at least have nice hands?
02:57Oh I mean if it's going to happen at least have some lotion
02:59You know what I mean?
03:00Some delicate touch
03:01Yeah
03:01That's like sandpaper right on it
03:03Calloused hands
03:04That's what woke him up
03:05I don't want a calloused hand
03:07No
03:07Oh my god
03:08My goodness
03:09I had to get one if I was there
03:10Well some people do I guess but
03:11It's tough
03:12Not everybody
03:12That is tough
03:13It's just not the way you want to wake up
03:15No
03:16No
03:17You don't fall asleep on the New York subway
03:20No you can't
03:20No
03:21They're crazy
03:21I fell asleep on a bus once
03:23You did not
03:24Oh you fool
03:25I did years ago
03:25Oh cause it was like a trip
03:26No I was um
03:28I was coming home from work at the theme park
03:30Oh wow
03:31It was a long time ago
03:31Yeah
03:32And I went way
03:33Like I went almost an hour past my stop
03:35Oh no
03:36To the final stop
03:36The driver woke me up
03:37My dad
03:38This was like now one in the morning
03:40I had to call my dad to come pick me up
03:41Oh god
03:42There was no more way for me to get home
03:44No
03:44No
03:44But no one jerked you
03:46Thankfully no one jerked me off
03:47Yeah
03:48We saw that video of the rat eating out of the guy's mouth when he fell asleep
03:51Yes
03:52Would you rather that
03:52Or would you rather this callous hand man be jerking you out
03:56Oh god
03:57That's a real conundrum
03:58I think I want the rat
03:59We'll go rat
03:59You could get so many diseases from that rat
04:02Yeah
04:03And you can't from this guy
04:04Not his hand
04:05Not his hand
04:05And plus
04:06It's only half bad
04:07I think a rat in your mouth Jason
04:12As horrible as that is
04:14There's much bigger risk involved
04:16Can we see the rat eating out of the
04:19To just remind everybody
04:21So we're wondering callous hand job or rat in mouth
04:23Yeah
04:24I need to see it again
04:26Subway rat in mouth
04:28I feel like I'm
04:30Oh yeah
04:32We got the video here
04:33Here we go
04:33Okay
04:35Would you rather want
04:36Oh
04:36You need to go
04:37I think everyone should go with the callous man
04:39Like look at this
04:41Look at this
04:43It's hard to see it
04:47But that rat is
04:48Oh yeah
04:49No it's in his mouth
04:49Oh no
04:50It's in his mouth
04:50You guys
04:51That's a New York City subway rat
04:53Yeah
04:54You know how many
04:55There's probably diseases he has
04:57That you don't even
04:57Haven't even heard of yet
04:58Right
04:59Like don't they come up with diseases
05:01I'm gonna take a callous partial hand job
05:03Over the rat eating
05:05That's bold
05:05That's bold
05:06I know but I will
05:07Because that disgusts me
05:08I think I'm with you
05:09I think I
05:12I think that little Latino man
05:13Could
05:14Could get me halfway there
05:16That could get you incredibly sick
05:18Like you could die possibly
05:20From something you catch from that rat
05:22That guy's callous hands
05:23Aren't gonna kill you
05:24May change you
05:25You may be in therapy
05:26But
05:27That guy's bold though
05:28He like jerked a man
05:29And then just
05:31Sat across from him
05:33Like
05:33It's almost my stop
05:35You sure you don't want me to stop
05:37That's crazy
05:38Yeah
05:39Let me do it
05:40New York is
05:41Yeah it's wild
05:42New York is bad
05:42It's wild
05:43It's not for everybody
05:45It is not
05:45Unless you want a callous hand job
05:47Or a rat kiss
05:48It's a
05:50It's a frenching rat
05:51Like he is
05:53Tongue kissing that man
05:54You don't want a rat
05:55To slip its tongue in your mouth
05:56No I don't
05:57Man oh man
05:58Like that rat
05:59Is filthy
06:00Yeah
06:00You really sold it
06:02I guess I'm going hand job
06:03Yeah
06:05That's what we tried
06:07Rat kiss or hand job
06:10Yeah we're all taking a hand job
06:11From this fellow
06:12Line up
06:14I would have turned you all off
06:16I can't wait
06:17As Lisa said
06:19They're definitely gonna catch this guy
06:20The picture is so clear
06:21Yep
06:22There are people who know
06:23Who he is
06:24Oh big time
06:25The rats carry the plague
06:26That man's hands don't
06:28Well
06:29Jason you never chimed in
06:31What are you picking
06:31No I thought he did
06:32Hand job or rat kiss
06:33I think I'm taking rat kiss
06:35You are
06:35Yeah
06:36I mean I guess if the rat's kissing me
06:38Then you might as well just add a callous hand job at the same time
06:41And then kiss the guitar
06:41Oh you're doing like a threesome
06:43You kiss one rat
06:46Right
06:47Let's just go for all of it
06:48Alright
06:48You get one
06:49One thing I don't want
06:52The plague
06:53No
06:54No I get it
06:55None of us do
06:56None of us do
06:57That was the fleas
06:59Alright I guess I gotta go hand job
07:00Yeah
07:01That's what we thought
07:03Yeah
07:05You knew that already
07:05Didn't you
07:06It's a tough realization
07:08But
07:08It seems the only way to go