Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was fined after she began performing oral on a random passenger on a plane. Then, multiple other male passengers offered to look after her for the remainder of the flight.
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00:00Tales from the Kremlin
00:07A woman has been detained in Moscow
00:12Okay
00:13After giving oral sex to a male stranger sitting next to her
00:18On a flight from Turkey
00:21Oh, Turkey
00:22Turkey
00:23Passengers and crew clapped and cheered when the cops came on board and detained the woman
00:3029-year-old Valeria
00:32At the Nukovo airport in the Russian capital
00:37You don't mind if I go down on the air
00:41I'd say she's better than that
00:43I mean, not fantastic, but you've seen much worse
00:48This happened on a five-hour flight from Turkey to Moscow
00:52Stranger didn't stop it
00:54Well, here's what happened
00:55The man sitting next to her in economy class
00:57Initially tried to resist her and push her away
01:00Please, no
01:01She pulled down his trousers
01:03Please, no
01:04And orally serviced him
01:07Okay
01:07Soon later, he stopped resisting
01:10You know
01:12I'm gonna stop resisting
01:13Please stop
01:15Please go
01:16Please stop
01:16Please don't stop
01:18Surprisingly, the flight attendants waited until she finished
01:24It was nice of them
01:26And moved her a few rows away
01:30Holy cow
01:31Nope
01:32What?
01:34One male passenger volunteered to be her guard during the rest of the night
01:40I will watch it
01:41I'll be right beside her if that's okay
01:43What a nice guy
01:47I'll keep an eye on her
01:49I'll be air marshal
01:50Make sure she does nothing bad
01:53She fought back and didn't want to leave her newly made companion
02:01But yeah, another male passenger
02:02Volunteered to guard her during the rest of the flight
02:06Reports say she had been intoxicated when she boarded the flight in Turkey
02:10I bet
02:11After the oral incident, she scratched a few flight crew members
02:16And smoked an e-cigarette despite repeated demands to stop doing so
02:23She's just like a Russian dream
02:25She spoke to the news saying she had no regrets over what happened
02:30She spoke to the news
02:31She spoke to the news
02:32Wow, this is a woman who does not care
02:34She said everything was fine
02:35I had a good time on the plane
02:36Maybe a little more than that
02:38She claimed she had been fined 500 rupels for her behavior
02:43So what's that, 50 cents?
02:46Oh wow, that's incredible
02:47That's really affordable
02:48The police have not commented
02:52I just honestly, I can't even imagine
02:55You're this guy
02:58And an insane drunken Russian is just going after you
03:04She tried to bribe the flight crew with an American $100 bill to not tell on her
03:10I'm surprised it didn't work, really
03:12Yeah, me too
03:14Probably because she didn't have change
03:16If she would have had, you know, 520s
03:18Might have got some stuff done
03:20Some flights are less boring than others
03:23They are, yeah
03:24As a police officer escorted her away to applause from those on the plane
03:29She told the cops, I won't go anywhere with a sucker like you
03:32Damn
03:34What a nutty flight
03:37I love that he initially resisted and was like, well
03:40The hero is the volunteer
03:44Yes, of course
03:45A volunteer guard
03:46I will keep an eye on her
03:47Can you imagine how many hands went up?
03:48Yeah
03:49Every hand on the plane
03:51Will someone guard this blowjob lady?
03:56We will all do it
03:57We will all watch it
04:00I promise to not take my ass off, Hunter
04:04I will guard your blowjob lady
04:08Do you volunteer in tribute?
04:12I will do it
04:13Trying to whistle
04:15Crazy story
04:19I am professional blowjob lady guard
04:22Just, just now
04:25Now Andy's going to book a flight from Turkey A
04:28I got a lot going on
04:33All my travel
04:34Those are my thoughts, not yours
04:38I'm Dave Hunter
04:38I'm Dave and Chuck the Freak