Dave & Chuck the Freak want you to fill-in-the-blank. You dumped someone because they wouldn't do "blank". A man who didn't use toilet paper, a non-stop singer, a man who had sex with his clothes on all make the list.
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00:00okay here's a question for you you get to fill in the blank here I dumped a partner because they
00:12didn't do blank what did someone not do that made you dump them because I'll tell you why
00:20one woman dumped her boyfriend for something he didn't do I don't think you're gonna get a lot
00:24of hiking answers or no I was gonna I was gonna say one to try and like kick it off that way like
00:35not so just like anal the whole time oh that's all it will be I know okay we're gonna put it out
00:41there no anal well then no one's gonna call it'll be something besides anal okay because she wouldn't
00:47do anal got it done because here's here's my just normal one dumped because she couldn't keep her
00:56mouth closed and not in a good way in a movie theater talked the entire movie and I realized
01:05you're you're annoying everyone around you're annoying me this is this is impossible because
01:13a woman um dumped her boyfriend because he wouldn't use toilet paper oh my god well
01:21that's a really good reason here's a little bit of so we go to target and I'm like oh crap while we're
01:26here let's get some toilet paper this man dead ass looks me in the eye and says yeah I'm not gonna do
01:32that and I said why and he goes because I don't use toilet paper so he says he would either just jump
01:42in the shower or occasionally grab a wipe but he'd never use toilet paper and she thought that was
01:49revolting and she dumped his ass that's Alexandra from Tampa she detailed her fling with the dirty
01:56butt guy in a tiktok video that now has over a million views something you never think you to
02:02encounter a man that doesn't wipe his ass yeah oh I think it's out there what a weird belief system
02:10yes yeah I'll never do that I'll just jump in a full shower you refuse to buy toilet paper oh my god I
02:20mean just I mean the only have you ever been in a home without toilet paper I never have no the only
02:25no no and even I've been places where they don't want you to flush it or whatever but um
02:32no you have to have that unless you are full-on but even like if you have a bidet you still have to
02:39have toilet paper someone said I dumped a girl in college because she wouldn't stop singing everything
02:45in private in public with friends as we were getting busy and she was an awful singer very
02:54uncomfortable like a female Dave yeah female Dave I bet he does I bet he has if you don't think
03:03he has I bet he has for sure I'd love to talk to Amber about that bump it in and out now has he
03:10ever sang you a sexual song downtown now you don't think Dave's ever been like I'm horny
03:16horny let's do it riding my pony maybe once or twice exactly you wrap that up when you exactly
03:25when you get busy I would love to get some verification there
03:29let's go next to George in Tampa you dumped her because she wouldn't what stop spending money oh
03:38well hell oh my god so how bad did it get George uh it got so bad she refinanced it was her house
03:46she refinanced her house three times get out of debt yeah that's not really getting out of debt
03:52and was it like clothes and shoes or what was she buying uh let's see verace you know things of that
04:00nature yeah yeah because if you can get that verace I mean it's hard to resist I know the verace I know
04:08I I'm I get it you got a couple of those yeah yeah I know it I mean I got some of those cooch bags
04:16yeah it got so bad I actually took her credit cards away oh yeah you have to you have to any other
04:24big brands she unfortunately she uh she had the numbers memorized oh right any other big brand she
04:32was into George uh it was all Italian stuff yeah very high maintenance yeah yeah yeah I get it good
04:40she was a good piece of tale but she's she was an expensive one yeah some are some are all the best
04:48man see you man that's great yeah yeah yeah the house was in her name yeah you buy you a verace bag
04:56again the hell is that a verace yeah not a match no no guy that says verace and yeah lady that
05:11memorizes credit card numbers yeah yeah Louis Vuitton who's he
05:18yep uh let's go to Ashley Ashley you dump someone because they wouldn't what
05:27take off their clothes during sex well that's not gonna happen what was the issue
05:35nothing I have no idea he just wouldn't do it so wait hold on you just pulled his wiener out of
05:41his zipper no no what are we talking here what he would just pull his wiener out of his zipper and
05:48stay fully clothed that's a porn star move yep was he that was it you think it was only lasted
05:53a couple weeks and then I was then was it something about his body he didn't like about himself you
05:59think no he like I've seen him naked but every time we did it he never took it out so okay so
06:05that's even crazier no but listen this is a guy who has watched a certain kind of porn and he thinks
06:14he's killing it doing the old just junk out of the full fully closed porn messes with it does like
06:19it teaches you it teaches you dumb things so he thought the way to f a lady was fully clothed just
06:25with your wiener out yes because it's not it's not I I thought it was gonna be like a guy keeps
06:33his shirt on because he's not exactly you know thrilled about my body shape you know maybe keep
06:39a shirt on um at the same time though generally it's like the girls with you they if they're
06:46allowing you to be in that area then you're probably okay but I remember my when I was a kid
06:53my uncle was dating some woman and her nickname was no panties jackie because I don't know
06:58Jesus that's terrible oh my god oh my god no panties jackie is coming over that's what everyone
07:05call her my mom was calling her that everyone I'm like what it didn't last long oh my god
07:11how you doing I'm no panties jackie hi jackie how's it going hey come on over here for a minute
07:20hey jackie's here oh no go get jackie a drink uh yeah no no jackie we got a seat for you it's
07:28the one over there with that towel oh I'm gonna ride here on the leather couch
07:31no panties jackie it's gonna really stretch out there maybe just put the ziploc bag over top of
07:38that you got a footstool oh yeah no oh man jackie this is a child in memory yeah boom
07:47forget that
07:49no panties jackie
07:54that's wild it's wild that your mom called her that
08:01that's amazing I love it
08:06what's what's crazy is that it had spread that much that everybody knew you know everyone knew
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