Dave & Chuck the Freak play 'Whats up her butt?' and try to figure out what was stuck inside a woman that led to her being rushed to the hospital. Once they find out, the video of the item leaves them all disgusted.
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00:00Now, it's time to play What's Up Her Butt!
00:14Oh! It's a girl's butt!
00:18That's it, thank you. Thanks for letting the people know, Chuck.
00:22Yeah!
00:23What's Up Her Butt?
00:25Okay.
00:26I'm interested.
00:27A very rare game that we get to play here.
00:30Okay.
00:31Normally guys are the ones shoving stuff up there.
00:34We talking juicy booty here, Dave? What do we got?
00:36Juicy booty.
00:38Britney.
00:40Okay.
00:41From Alabama is today's contestant.
00:44It's Britney, bitch.
00:45Right.
00:46Rushed to the hospital.
00:48Oh.
00:49With something up her ass.
00:52But rushed, huh?
00:54Rushed.
00:55That does make a difference.
00:57That's an ass emergency.
00:58Uh-huh.
00:59While admitting after being single for three years she liked to explore.
01:04Not a girl.
01:05Way to get after it.
01:08She decided to shove this up there.
01:12Hmm.
01:13Hmm.
01:14Hmm.
01:15Hmm.
01:16Hmm.
01:17She said, too much oil.
01:18Oh!
01:19Too much excitement.
01:21Been there, done that, eh?
01:22And it just happened.
01:24Ugh.
01:25That's how it goes.
01:26Yep.
01:27She was rushed into the ER.
01:31The surgeon was taken aback.
01:33Oh, wow.
01:35They've seen everything.
01:37Ugh.
01:38Taken aback.
01:39A bowling pin.
01:40Incredibly lucky it didn't go through her rectal wall.
01:43Oh, my God.
01:44Is it a toy?
01:46Just an old-fashioned toy?
01:48It's an old-fashioned toy.
01:49It's an old-fashioned toy.
01:50That's a good guess.
01:51It's a good guess.
01:52It went wrong?
01:53Old-fashioned toy.
01:54Not an old-fashioned toy.
01:56Like old-fashioned?
01:57Like it was whittled out of wood?
01:59No.
02:00Regular old.
02:01Regular old.
02:02Regular old.
02:03Sex toy.
02:04Your average run-of-the-mill pleasure device.
02:06Gotcha.
02:07I guess technically a sex toy, but not a regular old run-of-the-mill sex toy.
02:13Uh, okay.
02:14So was it-
02:15I'm giving you half a point.
02:16So it is a toy.
02:17Mmm.
02:18Yes, it's a toy.
02:20I don't-
02:21But it's not run-of-the-mill.
02:22No.
02:23It's not a regular old.
02:24Again, I'm not in this game, but I've never heard of this one.
02:28We have to guess what brand?
02:31What kind?
02:32Yeah.
02:33Uh, is it the Assinator 500?
02:34I don't think it's a toy.
02:35I don't think it's a toy.
02:36I don't think it's a toy.
02:37Wait a second.
02:38Wait a second.
02:39For God's sake, save!
02:40Jesus!
02:41It's your competitive nature.
02:42You're messing with-
02:43Wait a second.
02:44Hold on.
02:45So, I'm wrong?
02:46Except I said it was a toy, and what you're saying it's a toy, so-
02:48But I'm somehow still wrong?
02:50I don't think so.
02:51I think I just won the game.
02:52I think I'm pretty sure I just won the game.
02:54Chuck said a bowling pin.
02:57He did not win, but I said toy, and now you're thinking, well, it's a toy, but not quite.
03:02Like, come on.
03:03It's a vibrator?
03:04But it's some kind of-
03:06It's not anything James has in his room right now.
03:09I don't-
03:10Is it one of them?
03:12Oh, no, no.
03:13That's a hell of a clue.
03:14I'm confused.
03:15Am I right or am I wrong?
03:17If you guys all got together, you'd get it.
03:19Oh.
03:20It was an eight inch long butt stick vibrator.
03:24Butt stick?
03:25Oh, butt stick.
03:26Vibrating butt stick.
03:27Wow.
03:28This feels like it might be-
03:29It might look like one of those things you throw a tennis ball to a dog with?
03:33Whew.
03:34Is that what this thing looks like?
03:36First of all, that's Britney.
03:37Oh, no.
03:38That's Britney, who had it up her ass.
03:39It looks like it's still in there.
03:41Wait, I didn't see Britney.
03:42I just got here.
03:43Oh, sorry.
03:44There you go.
03:45That's Britney.
03:46Oh.
03:47Is this her?
03:48Is this her?
03:49Oh, boy.
03:50Does she hear what she has to say?
03:51By her cows?
03:52Is this cows?
03:53Yeah, she's falling further down the list.
03:56All right, let's hear what she says.
03:57My name is Britney.
03:58I am 28 years old, and I live in Odenville, Alabama.
04:01We're in cow country.
04:02I'm not into cows.
04:03I'm more of a dog person.
04:04I can't put them on a leash or anything.
04:06They can't be trained at all.
04:08Wah, wah.
04:09I was definitely like three years single, and so I had become like addicted to masturbation.
04:15I ordered like a vibrator.
04:16Join the club.
04:17I ordered like a vibrator.
04:18Like a plumpy butt stick.
04:19It was like glue.
04:20Oh, God.
04:21There's some more stuff on it.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:23That's the actual one from her ass.
04:25That's the actual one taken out of her ass.
04:27There's still blood on it?
04:28Yeah, there is.
04:29Yeah.
04:30F you bitch.
04:31I think Dave's broke.
04:35God.
04:36Run it back a bit.
04:37I've seen her ass blood.
04:39Run it back.
04:40Run it back.
04:41Give me about 15 seconds back, Dave.
04:45Why can't they just rinse it off?
04:47F you bitch.
04:49They did not rinse it off.
04:51They did not.
04:52Okay, watch closely the back end of this thing.
04:55It is a, it's a rough.
04:57She talks about cows and then it cuts to this.
05:00That broke Dave.
05:01I was definitely like three years single.
05:03And so I was, I had become like addicted to masturbation.
05:06I ordered like a vibrator, like a bumpy butt stick.
05:11It was like.
05:12Oh.
05:13Oh.
05:14Oh.
05:15Come on.
05:16I was so excited.
05:17As soon as I got it in the mail, I was like, oh, I'm done.
05:18I'm going.
05:19I'm going to take a bath.
05:20And I was just going to let her.
05:21Oh, that's all.
05:22Don't say why is that one?
05:23Oh my God.
05:24More blood.
05:25More blood.
05:26More blood.
05:27How many different angles can they get up?
05:30That thing tore her apart.
05:32Throw that thing in the dishwasher before you film it.
05:35What?
05:36Is it stained?
05:37It's, I mean, it's probably from you.
05:39Jesus on earth almighty.
05:42Unless they just got artsy fartsy with it.
05:45And then you just don't have that many hands and you're by yourself.
05:47So it just happens.
05:48Two hands, three parts.
05:50Something had to be let go of.
05:51I thought that was going to stay.
05:52It didn't stay in the vibrator part on it.
05:54Made it like a tunnel.
05:56Made it go.
05:57Yeah.
05:58He needs to learn about human anatomy.
05:59Yeah.
06:00I'm confused on the math.
06:02Two hands, three parts.
06:04I'm trying to figure out what the third part that is being manipulated in this whole process.
06:08If she's got the butt stick.
06:10Well, she's going.
06:11I'm going to assume she's touching herself as she is putting that.
06:16So you got a hand on the front.
06:17I think she's got three parts.
06:19You have a hand on the back.
06:20Okay, here we go.
06:21You know, here we go though.
06:22Okay.
06:23There's the top part.
06:24Okay.
06:25Then there's the end part.
06:26Okay.
06:27And then there's the butt.
06:28Okay.
06:29The man in the boat.
06:30The man in the boat.
06:31She's talking about those three parts.
06:32Okay.
06:33Okay.
06:34I got you.
06:36Math equation solved.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Yeah.
06:39Oh, sorry.
06:40I'm a good student.
06:41There we go.
06:42Mine's a lot.
06:43Here, I'll turn you up.
06:44There you go.
06:45I can't believe she agreed to the 2020 style interview.
06:48It's so crazy.
06:49I don't know why people do that.
06:50Yeah.
06:51It's like, come on.
06:52As soon as she was talking about it, as I saw that image, I wanted to say, turn it off.
07:01I mean, there was blood all over that.
07:04What I'm hoping is that someone who was filming this was like, listen, can we get some, you
07:11know, Dracula blood and put it on there?
07:14No, they didn't.
07:15They, she gave them the device and they showed you what was upper.
07:19She didn't use like a magic eraser on it or anything.
07:22That still has like, you know, lube on it.
07:24It's covered in lube.
07:25Yeah.
07:26She didn't clean it off before.
07:27These magic erasers are amazing.
07:28They work on anything.
07:29They work on butt sticks.
07:31It's like, I wash my walls and I wash my hair whole toy.
07:35Mr. Clean will clean your house and everything inside it.
07:38For those hard to get rectal blood stains.
07:41Lisa's Mrs. Clean.
07:42Yeah.
07:43They'll clean your house and everything inside you.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Mrs. Clean, Mrs. Clean.
07:48Mrs. Clean.
07:49Just try a, try a miracle.
07:52No, that was too much.
07:54So she took, she went to the news, did an interview.
07:57Oh my God.
07:58That one right there is the, is the, that's it.
08:00That's like, cause that you were missing.
08:01That's the handle on the end of it.
08:03That's her.
08:04That's her blood.
08:05That's her ass blood.
08:06Yeah.
08:07It looks like chunks of flesh and stuff on there.
08:10Yeah.
08:11It really does.
08:12She tore it.
08:13She tore it up.
08:14She, can I tell you?
08:15Filthy animal.
08:16She doesn't like it soft back then.
08:17I mean, to tear, to tear bits of your own flesh off with your toy.
08:22You like it rough.
08:23Yeah.
08:24She was pounding that thing.
08:27Wow.
08:28Woo.
08:29More than I thought.
08:30That was more than I expected.
08:33I thought.
08:34That was more than I expected.
08:35Yeah.
08:36That's more than I thought.
08:37That was more than I expected.
08:39Yeah.