Dave received an offer from an erotic novelist to record the audio versions of her books and although he considered it, he doesn't think his wife or the company would approve of him taking it as a side gig.
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00:00so i have something to tell you guys oh god hold on let me open my beer hold on let me open my beer
00:13what i got a job offer good okay thanks good for you um you finally have done it to read an erotic
00:24novel lucky what what okay this is so funny so what if you're oh god what if your mom listens to
00:35your god no no no oh my god this woman that listens to us in southwest florida is apparently a big
00:43erotic novel writer she's an erotic artist okay she's heard me read things yeah i've heard you
00:51read them too and reached out to me oh god and said i like the way that you read stuff all jokes aside
01:01would you be interested in voicing the audio version of this book and honestly yeah yes say yes
01:12well i considered it but she gave me an excerpt oh my god that's so dirty i couldn't i don't honestly
01:21i don't think the company would let me i don't think they would either because i know what i
01:25would do with my dave ai probably oh yeah there was a lot of see you next tuesdays oh yeah yeah
01:31yeah yeah dripping do it yes that's a yes from dave wow it was so like it wasn't like your average
01:40little so it's exactly how you talk off the air yes yes yes it's not your average what i thought like
01:48softcore porn erotic novel it was hard core yeah and i said to her i'm i'm flattered but i do not
01:57believe that uh one my wife would like this or two uh my company would approve of me speaking such
02:04language uh those wives and employers in recorded audio your fun we didn't negotiate what the fee would
02:11be no we didn't get there but what if you came back with a huge number dave i assume it's not
02:16well thank god because we all know who would have to do that recording session oh yeah that's
02:21so true that would be uncomfortable just you and al in the studio
02:24you can tag me in for that one al as i gently leaned in to caress
02:28you're grossed out by your sexuality it's just uncomfortable i am you're so ridiculous it grosses me
02:45out it turns me out like i do not enjoy it i am when he turns it into sexual speak i'm like oh god
02:55i should have called in sick i didn't know this was gonna happen today yeah so anyway yeah yeah it's
03:03too much if you could have had i honestly i wanted to do that not read erotic novels yeah but like
03:11audio you can never no listen you can never do this this is your mom's favorite reading no not erotic
03:18that's what i'm saying not erotic that's my mom's favorite okay regular books like i'd love to read
03:24you know regular books i'm fairly good at just you know yeah just read from the show but just like
03:30i can pick up a page without reading it over and read it fairly well yeah so i think i could do that
03:36but i don't want to do erotic what i don't know if you'd enjoy is just the time it takes because
03:43it seems awful i know myself like i have audio books and i'm like i look at it and i'm like oh my god
03:49am i even gonna realize 17 hours no uh career checklist i still have a couple of things i
03:55would like to read an audiobook just even just one okay i would like to be a part of a jingle
03:59uh yeah somehow yeah yeah and i would like to anchor one tv newscast oh my god just one that's all i want
04:09oh my god just to do it those are all attainable dreams i think so i would love to somehow set that
04:15up for dave and just fire a whole bunch of stories at him that are going to make him really uncomfortable
04:20and um really test him make sure he's really nowhere near the tv studio
04:26oh my god yeah thank you i'm the director today i think this show has really ruined that chance though
04:32for the tv yeah i don't think so too i don't think anyone's gonna take a chance on you we have one local
04:36guy who is on tv who does radio as well but he's a little like more yeah lollipops and
04:41well he's like everyone everyone's mom's favorite news anchor exactly yeah i don't know
04:47dave's trying to turn moms on yeah he loves his hot mom it's a lot different
04:54you think because of the content of the show yeah no major tv network would let me
05:02especially not major the old ladies will be like
05:04the local wb maybe they won't know they won't know who you are what happened is the show would end
05:10and then you could work on like your audiobook stuff let a year or two go by and then you
05:14could reach out to a tv station and then i bet you you could get some time you gotta you gotta
05:19you might have to start with wacky man on the street stuff you know you might have to be out at
05:22no no no no the opening of the dispensary on the 30th
05:25dave is in the studio where he doesn't do it at all thanks lisa agent lisa
05:30yeah everything goes no no no no no on the street stuff yeah at least with a briefcase
05:39all right let's check oh a briefcase yeah time traveler means yeah mean serious business
05:44means serious business yeah yeah so those i realized after receiving that erotic novel
05:51offer yeah i still have a couple of things on my um you know work yeah life checklist that i want to
05:58take off
05:59take off