Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from a listener that is hoping James could record some erotic audio for them to use in the bedroom because his wife finds his voice sexy.
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00:00if you weren't with us last week we got an email from a listener
00:09who wanted james to create a dirty christmas gift oh that's right for his wife i forgot
00:16he wanted james to record dirty things so that they could play it while they had sex
00:25because james's voice really turns her on what an honor for them i'm on i'm honored that my voice
00:32does that for them i'm honored i could be a part of it just her yeah uh but um still still better
00:39absolutely that's great he now because james said that he might consider it but he wanted to know
00:45what they wanted from him like what what did they like phrasing yeah yes like there's certain things
00:51he wouldn't be comfortable with even james has boundaries yes and so not many but he has some
00:57there's a few there's a few things he wouldn't do he'll do most things uh he just got back to us
01:04he said thanks for reading my email as far as what to say and a script here goes okay
01:12she mentioned the time you rattled off poses and what what to do talking about a dirty photo shoot
01:21involving a guy for his wife when you were going to pose for like boudoir shots or something as a joke
01:27i think or we talked about what you do she said you knew exactly what to say he'd like for you to
01:36take her from the beginning of that telling her what to do oh because i would be like all right get
01:42in that room take off your top yeah yeah now drop those pants bend over touch your toes
01:52yeah just like a filthy uh he's like a filthy camera operator go get that cowboy hat
02:04so yeah i that's the one thing i want to clarify do they want her to talk about what james would be
02:10doing or what he wants her to do because that he said you know take her from beginning telling her
02:18what to do but yeah no he said what turned her on was you talking about a dirty photo shoot involving
02:25a guy for his wife i don't know what they're talking about oh man you know it's when you send something
02:31you got to really make sure you're really he said uh just so you guys know we're not nuts we're just
02:36being discreet we just would really like this so feel free to email back if you need clarification
02:40so we'll have to do that and then get never gonna get this clear get james to fire it up for them
02:45time's counting down guys too if you're looking for a christmas gift yeah i know he's starting out
02:49time he's got a busy schedule as he said he's got a bunch of stuff to do yeah he's got to record a
02:53bunch of stuff for me yeah yeah do all my recordings i got a fire log to burn yeah that's right
02:58he's a busy busy time ahead yeah so many erotic recordings oh my god he's got a full list of
03:04holiday erotic recordings james campbell's erotic recordings just in time for the holidays pays the
03:10bills he's a voice for no i had my credit card i'm an erotic voice swipe swipe what a weird game
03:18but hey if you want to put out exactly what you want him to say too that's even better then he can
03:25just read it yeah just word for word what you want him to say to her that's not you know he he may
03:30have to edit it i mean he can always improv as soon as he knows like exactly what you're after but
03:35he has to really know exactly what you're after you can't say remember the time 20 years ago when
03:40you said that one thing we won't remember so you have to be like oh this is what you said give him
03:44a wave of eroticism and let him ride it exactly say hey pretend she's in a firehouse with a bunch of
03:50hunky firemen with no shirts on i'm like okay i can take it from here yeah grab that hose yes
03:57grab the hose nice and firm hold on let's record this yeah hold on that hose firmly in your hands
04:01and give it a little kiss slowly so that's like the true lies scene you know the jamie lee curtis
04:09someone else is telling her what to do yes they have like a french guy in a booth recording like lines
04:15take off your clothes yeah that is actually a really great movie yeah it's really good
04:24to take your do a little spin yeah there it is right there this is it right yeah i hope there's
04:32no swearing but yeah my name is michelle carl thought you'd like me imagine this is james
04:41let me do the talking no no turn around do it do some more do it very slowly
04:53james is a french pervert oh i love it oh my chery she got in incredible shape for this
05:06i'm so sure your picture and james says i was making sure james is getting told that's jamie lee
05:08curtis james getting told slowly turn around turn around so chuck is the french pervert and james
05:18james is stripping do it slowly i didn't think this could get any weirder is this slow enough
05:24do it i'm not wearing any i'm not wearing any i'm not wearing any panties dance for me
05:31no no no no dance sexy let your hands be your lover's hands on your own skin as you move
05:40turn around you like me to touch my nipple area okay all right and then i'm out and then i'm out
05:48wee wee that was a weird turn of events i thought the song got worse next thing you know i'm
05:57i'm half naked jamie lee curtis yeah it just makes it so much funnier to have that guy telling you to
06:03strip yeah do it slowly no turn around turn around i hope i'm doing it slow enough for this weird
06:12french guy i'm gonna dance now
06:19i'm gonna show them all my mashed potatoes
06:24yeah she uh this was a scene that she looked good back to me oh my god she got in such great
06:29amazing i've spent some time alone with this scene yeah a few moments so long with jamie lee
06:35curtis yeah yep but it would be different to spend a few moments alone with chuck and james james lee
06:40curtis not james lee curtis hello i'm james lee curtis erotic superstar james lee campbell i can make any
06:48scene erotic so true all right so you're gonna have to um you know either just do your own or if he
06:56emails back we'll see if you can put together an erotic little tape i try to whip up something
07:01for them whip up something for them yeah i don't want anybody to be disappointed this holiday season
07:05no i know you don't that's very kind of you you're just like a filthy santa let this guy deck the halls