Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about hot tub rental places and the listeners who have used their services. Then, James takes on the role of the bodily fluids that are most certainly being left behind by people.
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00:00we talked about places like this before speaking of my wife she had to run an errand for her on
00:09friday and i drove by this place that i had no idea was close by here okay it's a kind of a place
00:18that we have talked about before and i always thought it was just one of these places and it
00:22was a bit out of the city uh it's the hot tub rental place oh yeah oh there's one around here
00:28i didn't know there was one did i know there was yeah i just know about the one that's out there
00:33in ann arbor yes near there i and maybe this is in a city near you too depending on where you are
00:39have you ever been to a hot tub rental place like meaning you go into a building and you rent a hot
00:45tub for an hour you get out and other people get in yes oh wow yes that's right yeah we talked when
00:54we talked about the last time he was revealed he loves it jason why his thing why yes why uh she
01:02she wanted to go oh yeah he'll do anything go to the hot tub place this is your current bride no this is
01:08uh back in the day okay i didn't think your current bride would be a hot tub rental type no she's not
01:14yeah no that's why it's the bride yes yeah no for sure and you weren't at all like there's no part
01:21of you i'm totally grossed out by that stuff but the you're okay with it some people can look past
01:25that semen stuff nowadays i would not go to the the semen stuff back then i couldn't have cared any
01:32less did um did you yes you know what yes you know dave you do you know he did did you yeah yeah
01:42yeah all right so that's what's happening there yeah exactly that's why like if you and this place
01:47advertises like couples hot tubs right i'll be honest there you know everyone in that hot tub has
01:52had sex before you and how effing disgusting is that but i do think there are people that just go
01:57there to just relax i i agree because when i looked at the reviews there are pictures and people
02:02brought their kids yeah it's just i think their kids yeah that's different it's not great i left
02:10my kids there too if you know oh my god oh yeah the ones dave's talking about don't go down the drain
02:17with your kids um someone did right after that yeah um just think about those other kids you swam
02:24with that weren't yours oh yeah yep you imagine chuck you're sitting there and you look down and a big
02:30pile of semen floats by scoop it on out
02:34hey chuck we're the children of past lovers of the hot tub
02:38let me scoop you in these two hands
02:40whoa
02:41scoot yana out
02:44yeah i wasn't expecting that
02:48yeah it's this creepy sperm voice
02:49was he doing voice of semen yeah i'm the voice of semen i don't know babe i'm trying to make
02:56something disgusting rather hilarious yeah there you go but he splattered me on the floor
03:00oh that made me laugh
03:01join us today as james is the voice of semen they were like drowning
03:05drowning semen
03:07no more help
03:08the water is much more hotter than the environment we're used to
03:10jacob is with us hi jacob
03:13hey
03:14you ever been to one of these hot tub rental places
03:16so no i have not but my dad is a pool technician who works on pools and hot tubs quite often
03:24uh-huh
03:25when a hot tub is really like bubbly and frothy like that
03:28that means it hasn't been cleaned properly
03:30oh yeah
03:31and that is nothing but like dead skin
03:33yep
03:34yep
03:34and like fat
03:35and just fluids
03:36yep fluids from previous people
03:38oil
03:38and me
03:39oh there they are
03:41oh yeah
03:41there they are again
03:42the children of past
03:43yes we're in the hot tub
03:45oh that's him spinning around in that skimmer bucket
03:49they never go away
03:50we're real frothy right now
03:51oh god
03:52oh let's spit it out of our mouth
03:54ew ew ew
03:55wee
03:56um
03:59my mother had a cut in her big toe
04:02and went into one of those hot tub places
04:04no
04:04her toe had to be amputated due to infection
04:08doctor is pretty sure it's from the dirty hot tub water
04:12yeah
04:13those guys got her toe
04:17yeah
04:17we got her
04:18i think the egg is in here boys
04:22let's go fertilize it
04:26oh it's not what we thought it was
04:29someone's gave him a name
04:31john seaman
04:32i'm john seaman
04:35you can
04:37you can see me floating on top of your hot tub
04:39oh my god
04:40most of the time you can't
04:42oh that's right
04:44he's there
04:44um
04:45went to a nudist hot spring
04:46in eugene oregon
04:48and all over the rocks
04:51in the hot spring was just a bunch of uh
04:54stuff
04:54yeah
04:55john seaman
04:55rinsing rocks off
05:03people
05:03just some people just don't care right
05:05no i mean it's a lifestyle for some people
05:08and i mean
05:09okay that's fine
05:10it's just
05:10you know
05:11i feel like if that's
05:13that's who you should know
05:15is there
05:18like
05:18if you're not
05:20a person who is like
05:21hey i bang anywhere
05:22and i do whatever
05:23and i'm
05:24and that's just me
05:25maybe these places aren't for you
05:27you know
05:28um
05:28some said i was 18
05:30and my sister
05:31got me
05:32and my girlfriend
05:33a gift certificate
05:33for one of these hot tub rental places
05:35wow
05:36we went
05:37and we picked the oriental theme room
05:39and when i got in the tub
05:41my foot
05:42got sliced
05:43on the bottom of the hot tub
05:45i was bleeding
05:47like crazy
05:48but me being 18
05:50wanting to bang my girl
05:51i stayed for the full hour
05:53bleeding out
05:53yeah
05:54thinking back
05:55that was pretty dumb of me
05:56yep
05:57you're lucky you're alive
05:59it's true
06:00but that can be said
06:01for most 18 year olds
06:02he was bleeding out
06:03in a hot tub for an hour
06:04yeah
06:04and the next people got in
06:06yeah
06:06yep
06:07yipper
06:10weird when blood's not the worst thing
06:12right
06:12yeah
06:13no it's not
06:13blood's okay
06:15it's still me
06:16yeah
06:17john seaman
06:17that's crazy
06:18that you pick blood over
06:21john seaman
06:22oh yeah
06:22yep
06:23yep
06:24look
06:25hot tub water was cloudy
06:27with scum building up in the court
06:28yeah
06:28that's not scum
06:29if i own a place
06:30take the s off that word
06:31and you can figure out what that is
06:33it's me
06:33yeah
06:34it's not scum
06:36it's
06:37john seaman
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