Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a misunderstanding that happened yesterday when Dave called Jason an "effing psycho" because he thought he was asking for his leftover, half-eaten cereal but he wanted to have more from the box.
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00:00We had a weird moment here yesterday.
00:08We were filming a video for, you know, upcoming a little taste test of Rudolph cereal.
00:16Yeah.
00:16And when we were done, I only took like two spoonfuls, so I had, you know, a lot of it
00:27left in my bowl.
00:30And Jason said, oh, I'll take that.
00:35You're setting it up all wrong.
00:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38It is.
00:39This is another classic example of Dave seeing it Dave's way.
00:46It's not that way at all.
00:47Like they rang a bell for him and it meant he's a superstar.
00:51Captain Planet.
00:52Yeah, yeah.
00:54We all had a little bit of this cereal and it was fairly decent.
01:00And I know at the end of it all, we were like, well, everyone wanted to eat there.
01:04If you.
01:05Yeah.
01:06If you.
01:06And also we had said, hey, we're going to leave the cereal here.
01:09We're going to have the milk here.
01:11And Jason opened the door and was like, hey, I'll take that.
01:16And as I'm turning to throw my cereal in the garbage.
01:19Well, I said, what are you going to do with that?
01:21Oh, yeah.
01:21Right.
01:22And I said, throwing it out.
01:24And Jason said, no, no, I'll take that.
01:26I'm like my pre eaten cereal and cereal milk.
01:29You filthy pig.
01:30No, he called me an effing psycho.
01:33Yeah, well, maybe I did.
01:35I was trying to take that.
01:36Yeah, yeah.
01:37That's the direct quote.
01:38Yeah, that is a direct quote.
01:40Yeah.
01:40Jason brought it up later in the day, too.
01:42He's like, can't he call me an effing psycho?
01:44I thought he wanted to drink my cereal.
01:47He didn't want that though, right, Jason?
01:49No.
01:50Just the box.
01:51He wanted the box to continue eating cereal like a normal, well-adjusted human.
01:55Everybody knew it was the box of cereal except for Dave.
01:58I was turning with my cereal as he opened the door, and he said, I'll take that, and
02:03looked right at me.
02:04You effing psycho!
02:06He's like, I'm going to pour it in the, I'm going to pour it out.
02:09I'm like, why would you do that?
02:11I ate some of it.
02:12He's like, I'm going to pour it in the toilet.
02:13He says, why would you pour it in the toilet?
02:15I thought he was talking about.
02:16He was asking you because you bought it.
02:18Well, yeah, but I thought he was, I'm literally in front of him with my bowl, and he's looking
02:21at me.
02:22I just assumed that's what he was talking about.
02:24He was talking about the box of leftover cereal.
02:27Yes.
02:27That technically is Dave's.
02:29That's one of the most disgusting things I could ever imagine is eating somebody else's
02:33cereal.
02:33Oh, my God.
02:33That's why I called him an effing psycho.
02:35But that's also why no one would ever ask for that.
02:38The reaction should have been, what, you want my cereal?
02:42This cereal?
02:43Well, I said that first, but then I called him an effing psycho.
02:46I don't know about that.
02:47He didn't let him answer and say, no, no, no, I meant the box.
02:49Because it just got flooded into my head.
02:51You want my used milk, you effing psycho?
02:54Oh, God.
02:54Jason, is that an accurate order of events?
02:57You don't like the term used milk, Andy?
02:58No, that's so gross.
02:59You could get information out of me by trying to make me drink some of the other.
03:03I'm like, no, I'll tell you anything you want to know.
03:05Anything, whatever.
03:06I've slurped on it a couple times here.
03:08Oh, God, no.
03:09Yeah.
03:10I'm going to feed you a little bit.
03:12I can't even talk about it.
03:13You know, sometimes it dribbles out into the bowl.
03:17It's a bad scene, Chuck.
03:18Right back into the bowl.
03:19You're right about the dribbles.
03:20There's lots of dribbles.
03:21Because nobody would ever do that.
03:23For some reason, Dave thought, you know, this guy over here.
03:25Oh, this is something Jason would do.
03:28This guy would do that.
03:29There was an effing psycho in that story, and it wasn't Jason.
03:32Oh, wow, Al.
03:34Thank you, Al.
03:36Wow.
03:37Wow.
03:38Oh, wow.
03:39Where were you yesterday?
03:41Shots fired.
03:41Where were you yesterday?
03:43I needed you.
03:43Al's new shift will be from midnight to 3 a.m.
03:46It'll be doing Ben there.
03:48Ben's done it.
03:49Ben's done it.
03:51Yeah, it's weird.
03:55The whole situation was weird.
03:57Again, I just, I don't know.
03:58You're right.
03:59I get caught in these situations.
04:00But he was looking at me as I was ready to throw out my bowl.
04:03And he said, no, wait.
04:04I'll take that.
04:06And I was like, what?
04:08I know.
04:09How much am I going to use cereal?
04:10It's just unfortunate timing for Jason's request of taking the cereal.
04:13It was.
04:13You've got to admit, the timing was, I was set up.
04:16It was close.
04:17Dave's mind is, what am I going to do with this cereal that's in this bowl that I need
04:19to get rid of?
04:20And Jason comes in, what are you going to do with that cereal?
04:22I'll take that.
04:23So is that another example of how, like, just the show has screwed us up?
04:32Because I think he's some sort of man milk pervert, Dave.
04:35No, he was like a man milk pervert.
04:38I would never assume Jason would be in my cereal.
04:40He goes from effing psycho to now, he's a man milk pervert.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I am an effing psycho man milk pervert.
04:46Yeah, you're lucky you didn't get a new nickname.
04:48Give me your leftovers.
04:49Give me that man milk.
04:53Well, he's done.
04:54Okay.
04:54Just to clarify, too.
04:56Can I drink your man milk?
04:57Yes, Jason.
04:58Jason.
04:58Yeah.
04:59You've done this before, though.
05:00Like, I've taken, like, a piece off a donut and didn't finish it, and you've said, I'll
05:04take that.
05:04Well, what I've said is, instead of taking the bite and throwing it in the trash, why
05:10don't you just cut a piece with a knife?
05:12Right.
05:12So you've taken my leftovers before, is what I'm saying.
05:16Well, you guys do have, like, a father-son.
05:19That kind of relationship, it seems.
05:21It is very fatherly.
05:23Someone said, dog boy wanted leftovers.
05:27Oh, no.
05:28No.
05:28He's laughing it out of the milk.
05:30Oh, God.
05:30Oh, God, no.
05:31Yep.
05:32You put it down.
05:33Put it down for him.
05:34Yeah, but I do think.
05:35Sure.
05:36Got him.
05:36I'm very suspicious of people after this show.
05:38Like, I'm suspicious of their perversions.
05:42Yeah.
05:43I mean, yeah.
05:43I can understand that.
05:44I mean, you know.
05:46Suspicious of their perversions.
05:47Yeah, well, he assumed that Jason was a per.
05:57Yeah, I mean, that's what we're.
05:59He wanted another man's milk.
06:00I think I'm part of it, right?
06:02I'm in it.
06:03I'm not a listener coming in.
06:05Hey, Dave, give me your milk.
06:07Oh, God, you're one of them.
06:09Oh, no, that man milk pervers didn't again today.
06:12Oh, goodness.
06:13I'm glad we could clarify.
06:14Yeah, no, it is.
06:15He's not.
06:16He's not.
06:16He doesn't want another man's milk, and he's not.
06:19Well.
06:20Oh, God.
06:21Yeah, Big AJ.
06:23Whatever he's into.
06:24That's him.
06:24I mean, that's whatever.
06:25That's a terrible name for some kind of supplement or something like a muscle milk.
06:29Oh, yeah.
06:30Another man's milk.
06:32Another man's milk.
06:33That's terrible.
06:33When I'm really trying to pack on the pounds, I go to man's milk.
06:38Another man's milk.
06:39Well, anyways, it was a misunderstanding.
06:43Thankfully, we set it straight.
06:45Let me feel uncomfortable all day.
06:47Yeah, I mean, he had to talk about it much later in the day, so he was dealing with the
06:53gruff of it all.
06:54I just kept hearing effing psycho.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Yeah.
06:58I'm sorry, Jason.
06:59That's okay.
07:00I can't believe you call me effing psycho.
07:02Well, I'm just, I'm more freaked out that you thought I would ever do something.
07:05Yeah.
07:06I know.
07:06But you throw curveballs at us sometimes.
07:08I don't know about that curveball.
07:09I don't even know what that is.
07:12Like a curveball is one thing.
07:14That's like.
07:16I don't know what that is.
07:17I was bold in front of everyone to ask for my milk.
07:19It would have been.
07:19That's because I didn't ask.
07:21It would have been.
07:22It would have been.
07:23You keep phrasing it that way.
07:24Yeah.
07:24Yeah.