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00:00Oh
00:30What are you laughing now? Where is the fire?
00:33Fire is not there, Livia. I'm just about to prank you this morning.
00:36Sure. What kind of stupid prank is that now, Urman?
00:39But wait, if I really do the bomb,
00:42my pot of soup, then you'll say go rescue.
00:45The pot of soup that we cooked yesterday,
00:47me, I cannot eat it both now.
00:51Ah, you're the fierce, ah.
00:53See how you prank up like primates.
00:56See, see, Urman, don't try this kind of stupid...
00:58I better go drop out a pot of soup.
01:00...with me yesterday, again, no. Don't try it with me.
01:02Nah, I'm not going to try it again, don't hear you.
01:03If not, I will break your head off.
01:04Drop the pot of soup first.
01:06Ah!
01:07What kind of stupid you have done?
01:08Fire! Fire! You just fly!
01:10You from Barcelona, you can't pot of soup.
01:13So you dream the pot of soup for inside your dream.
01:28Ah! Robots! Robots! Robots! Robots! Robots! Robots!
01:34OMG!
01:35You're not the rubber.
01:36This is my guy, eh?
01:37You've been full, huh?
01:39You're not the rubber now.
01:40No rubber, Abanga, I'm just threatening you.
01:43How the money you want to give me hell attack?
01:45You see, I love the way they fear.
01:47If they fear, they make me happy.
01:48You know the way I fear?
01:49Yeah.
01:50You know that it's turn of witchcraft?
01:52I will turn my own back home.
01:54No, Sidda, I'm not weak like you, eh?
01:56Sure.
01:57That's why you won't do it.
01:58I'm not afraid.
01:59I'm not afraid.
02:00You're better with me now.
02:01I will turn my own back home.
02:03No, no, no, Abanga.
02:04I think I'll show you.
02:07Yeah, hold on.
02:22So..
02:36I'm not eating quietie?
02:37Why are you fooling yourself?
02:41So, I don't know the difference between snake and bird.
02:44You're not scared.
02:45See?
02:46You sleep cashier, you go sleep.
03:22Why don't you destroy the neighborhood?
03:24Why don't you?
03:30Give me a ghost.
03:32I'm not a ghost.
03:34I'm not a ghost.
03:36Give me a ghost.
03:38Give me a ghost.
03:40It's yours.
03:42Nonsense.
03:46Ghost come back.
03:48I've got to disturb my peace.
03:50I've got to disturb my peace.
03:52I've got to disturb my peace.
03:58Hello, Commander Baba.
04:02No, no.
04:04No, no.
04:06No, no.
04:08Come back here.
04:10Let me be this one for you, Angel.
04:12It is petrol now.
04:14I'm just coming from the petrol station.
04:18No, why is there inside this jelly can?
04:20And that's what I said now.
04:22And what do you want to carry for a gold green inside house?
04:24I want to use it to do a prank for Orma.
04:30I want to do a prank for Kujemya.
04:32I don't understand.
04:34Make it.
04:36Orma has been disturbing my life inside his house for two weeks now.
04:40So, I want to do my own revenge for him.
04:42I want to do a prank.
04:44I want to do a prank for her.
04:46How do you want to take drugs with petrol?
04:48How?
04:50You see.
04:51Promise me that you will not tell him more.
04:53I don't need more.
04:55I don't need more.
04:56My mouth is not going to tell her.
04:57My mouth is sick.
04:58Okay.
04:59See that not.
05:00When Orma is sleeping at night,
05:02I will just carry the petrol.
05:04I will put it everywhere inside the room.
05:06Don't do here.
05:07Don't do here.
05:08Don't do here.
05:09Don't do here.
05:10When I'm not pouring petrol,
05:12I'm not pour fire.
05:13Ah.
05:14If you don't do ah,
05:15don't do ah.
05:16See, when I'm not pour in fire,
05:17when the fire not start to burn,
05:19when Orma now wake up.
05:20I'm not saying,
05:21Orma see fire.
05:22Orma see fire.
05:23When he wake up and he went to run,
05:25I will just start to laugh.
05:27Oh, I'm not going, I'm not going.
05:30I'm not going, I'm not going.
05:31You get it?
05:32You get it?
05:33Yes.
05:34Then they do you.
05:35If they know they do you,
05:36you won't go use it in petrol.
05:37So put Frankenstein out.
05:39No Southwitch.
05:41Same.
05:42Same Korean.
05:43The people.
05:44Stand on the face.
05:50Landlord, wait.
05:51Landlord, wait.
05:52Landlord.
05:53Wait, man.
05:54They come.
05:55They come.
05:56Landlord.
05:57They come.
05:58What happened?
05:59What did he know happened?
06:00They come.
06:01They come.
06:02They come.
06:03They come.
06:04They come.
06:05They come.
06:06They come.
06:07Landlord.
06:08What did he do?
06:09Why?
06:10I don't know.
06:11Ask him.
06:12What did we do?
06:13What did he not do?
06:14See his hand.
06:15See his hand.
06:16He's making this money.
06:17He said he will burn my house in the name of pranking.
06:19I want to burn the house.
06:20Is it not just small place inside our room?
06:22I said I want to burn.
06:23Small place.
06:24No, Akbar.
06:25You won't burn our house.
06:26Chuchu.
06:27Yes now.
06:28It's not everywhere now.
06:29It's just small place now.
06:30I just want to.
06:31Small place.
06:32Petro, I'm fired.
06:33Small.
06:34When you are stripping.
06:35Then I will just shout fire, fire.
06:36The way that you did for me now.
06:37Akbar.
06:38So that means you won't talk to burn to free.
06:40When I'm stripping.
06:41You say fire, fire.
06:42You can't use petrol.
06:44See, this is your brain here.
06:45You don't melt.
06:46Finish.
06:47I'll ask you.
06:48No.
06:49Then you'll tear up your house.
06:50I think it's fine.
06:51What do you think?
06:52He said you can't lose?
06:53No, no, no.
06:54You see what I said?
06:55I'll use petrol.
06:56We will use petrol.
06:57Follow me.
06:58There is no chance.
06:59It's your friend.
07:00What is that you're the best support?
07:01Do you buy a fire?
07:02Buy a puppy?
07:03What is that?
07:04I don't want to do my own.
07:07No, do my own.
07:08I use what?
07:09I use no small petrol.
07:10I don't want to get any load.
07:12Why do you use petrol?
07:13I use petrol.
07:14It's not just small that I want to do.
07:16What is it with you?
07:17You're not going to do the petrol!
07:18See you now, Lord.
07:19I'm going to get a new nap.
07:20Don't be this.
07:21You see what you're doing?
07:22You see what you're doing?
07:23You see what you're doing?
07:24This is not you.
07:25You're going to drink, I'm not you.
07:27This is not you.
07:28Lalo!
07:29Hey!
07:30Lalo!
07:31See you now, sir.