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00:00How do you see landlords who are very cooperative like this?
00:05No, good. I'm a very nice man.
00:07I really like the place and thank you so much for everything.
00:10Yeah.
00:12Hey, don't thank me, Mr. JJ.
00:14No, I'm going to even thank you.
00:16Where you see place, where you like, and stop-sop, you pay once.
00:20You're a very good tenant, so I'm so responsible.
00:23I'm going to get here.
00:26Thank you. I like you, sir.
00:28And as things are now, I might even get to move in tomorrow.
00:31Ah, they just insult me.
00:33They offend me.
00:34Wait till you tomorrow.
00:35Move in now, no, no, no, no.
00:37You're a big.
00:38There's a more.
00:39Oh, no.
00:41Thank you, sir.
00:42Don't look like some idiots.
00:43Don't worry.
00:44I will introduce you to everybody.
00:46All the other tenants.
00:47Some of them know they.
00:48But I will introduce you to all of them.
00:50One by each.
00:51Each by one.
00:52So you understand.
00:53Why is this a budget?
00:54And that's why.
00:55Mr. Bridget, you know.
00:58Okay.
00:59I'm Bridget.
01:00Good day.
01:01Good day.
01:02Hey.
01:03Mr. Jejeb is this.
01:04Mr. Jejeb, but I call him Jeje more.
01:06Jeje more.
01:07Hey.
01:08I'm one of the tenants.
01:09A new one.
01:10New tenants.
01:11Oh.
01:12I occupy the room.
01:13That vacant room.
01:14Where they're in front of my flat.
01:16Oh, you're welcome to our compound.
01:17It's my pleasure.
01:18Anyway.
01:19Omadadadzilo.
01:20No.
01:21Very good day in Bridget.
01:22Okay.
01:23It's alright.
01:24Hey.
01:25Akbar and Oduman.
01:26It's still day.
01:27You never meet those ones.
01:28I will make sure you meet them.
01:29And with time you meet.
01:30No problem.
01:31No problem.
01:32Hey, boys.
01:33Any boys.
01:34Any boys.
01:36Now then I'll be there too.
01:37Oh.
01:38Akbar Oduman.
01:39Hi guys.
01:40My name is Jeje Laikba.
01:42You can call me Jeje for sure.
01:43And I'm excited to come here.
01:45And I hope we all live in peace and harmony.
01:48That one depends on you.
01:50I'm telling you.
01:51Because we are very peaceful people.
01:52Yes.
01:53But whether we live together in peace and harmony or not.
01:56It's up to you.
01:57If you cooperate with us.
01:59We cooperate with you.
02:00If you give us problem.
02:02We give you problem.
02:03Because actually.
02:04That would be the oldest tenant for this compound.
02:06Yes.
02:07You must give us our due respect.
02:08When you see us.
02:09What do you do?
02:10You caught.
02:11You caught.
02:12Are you sure?
02:13I don't think that is going to be a problem.
02:14Kill me.
02:15Kill me.
02:16Because I.
02:17I'm a very open person.
02:18And I run an open door policy.
02:19Ah.
02:20Even guys.
02:21You are free to come ask me anything you need.
02:23Ah.
02:24Ah.
02:25Hey.
02:26Mr. Jeje.
02:27Hmm.
02:28Please take that back.
02:29Why?
02:30Ah.
02:31You did not hear what you just said.
02:32You opened your mouth.
02:33To tell Ackman and Oduman that they should come to you for anything they need.
02:36Ah.
02:37Take it back.
02:38What is your business?
02:39What is your business?
02:40What is your business?
02:41Ah.
02:42What is your business?
02:43Ah.
02:44Hey guys.
02:45It's okay.
02:46That's not a problem.
02:47It's my habit.
02:48Giving is my habit.
02:49I don't think there's anything bad there.
02:51So give us never luck.
02:52Ah.
02:53So we should just share things and be happy.
02:56It's alright.
02:57Anything guys.
02:58Nice to meet you guys.
02:59Oh.
03:00I'll see you guys tomorrow.
03:01Bye bye.
03:02Hey.
03:03Very expensive tenants.
03:04Very expensive tenants.
03:05Very expensive tenants.
03:06Very expensive tenants.
03:07Come close.
03:08Come close.
03:09Come close.
03:10This is a new tenant.
03:11You should pay rent.
03:12He pay rent.
03:14Yes.
03:15He pay commission.
03:16Agreement.
03:17Agency.
03:18He pay.
03:19All these wish cart damages.
03:20Commission one of the college.
03:21Yes.
03:22We are caught as old tenants.
03:23For now papa house.
03:24Abi.
03:25Who should be papa house?
03:26How will the other tenants?
03:27How will the other tenants?
03:28Please.
03:29Hold me for shopping.
03:30Maybe niewin 60 percent.
03:31No, I want to tell that want as a prison.
03:32Let's collect for $400.
03:33Wait.
03:34Where you'll even go.
03:35That cat no go stay in the sofa.
03:36But you won't stay in peace.
03:37OK.
03:38Who has got that work well-
03:39What, who has got that work then and he'll need it again.
03:41So well, For now maybe not.
03:42Because we have 1 new tenant.
03:44When he comes to.
03:45When we're Approxed.
03:46He won't watch us again.
03:47When we're get corporations.
03:48And you will get near for help.
03:49Are you going to hear them from our lawyer?
03:50You will hear from our lawyer.
03:51Me your lawyer.
03:52You will lose this house.
03:53Me you will lose my house.
03:55Me you will lose my house.
03:56I find everyone.
04:03Hold on.
04:08Oh, guys.
04:12Yo, Mr. Chechef.
04:15How are you guys?
04:16We're done, bro.
04:17We're tight, we're tight.
04:20Yeah, everything.
04:21Well, I'm fine.
04:22You see, I'm just trying to sort my thing into this place.
04:28Chebe, you say you do operate open door policy.
04:33Yes, I say.
04:34So why did you not lock your door with key?
04:37Because if you say open door policy,
04:39it means that you should leave your door open
04:41so that we can go and come as we like.
04:43Yes, now.
04:44You never supposed to close out.
04:45You quite would be locked.
04:48You guys are funny.
04:49I'm just trying to use the words anyway.
04:51Well, we say that we should come and welcome you officially
04:54into our compound.
04:56Oh, that's so nice of you guys.
04:57And actually, we also want to use the opportunity
05:01to know...
05:03You know, yesterday,
05:04one of your campaign promises,
05:06you say we can come and ask you for favors,
05:08help, anytime.
05:10So we want to know whether we'll be asking now,
05:12whether we'll go two days early
05:14or maybe we'll deliver later.
05:16Do you want me to render any help?
05:18Yes, yes.
05:19We want to ask you for small dough
05:21to solve some family problem.
05:24Oh, what family problem is that?
05:26There are plenty,
05:27but I could just take the top notes.
05:29Yeah.
05:30I'm a papa when they say yes,
05:31Papa, I'm a tapper for village.
05:34The man go tapper,
05:36before you look,
05:37he fuck me for pantry,
05:39break waste.
05:40Yeah, so?
05:41The man finish,
05:42even your uncle,
05:43when he gets shop,
05:44he decides shop.
05:45The man,
05:46the man,
05:47the man,
05:48the hospital business.
05:49No, no, no, no.
05:50Seriously.
05:51That's not Oru.
05:52Even Oruma has a family problem.
05:54Oruma's grandfather,
05:55is a hunter in the village.
05:57So the man went into the bush to hunt for bushme.
05:59As he was now hunting,
06:00Ryan,
06:01he just came from nowhere
06:02and swallowed him.
06:03Ryan swallowed him.
06:04He nearly died.
06:05So he's in the hospital now.
06:06We are looking for money
06:07to pay hospitality.
06:08No.
06:09Put the man up and hold on.
06:10I'm confused there.
06:11You said the lion swallowed him, right?
06:12Yes.
06:13And how come he's still alive?
06:14He said,
06:15I'm a miracle,
06:16but he won't do that.
06:17No.
06:18You said the lion swallowed him, right?
06:19Yes.
06:20I'm confused there.
06:21You said the lion swallowed him, right?
06:23Yes.
06:24And how come he's still alive?
06:26He said,
06:27I'm a miracle,
06:28but he's a girl.
06:29Hey, Mr. Jeje.
06:30What happened?
06:31They tried to be saying,
06:32we need Oje 200K low.
06:34That's the summary.
06:36Yeah.
06:37200,000.
06:38Yes.
06:40Wow.
06:41Okay.
06:42Um.
06:44No, guys.
06:45I can't lose 200K now.
06:47But,
06:48I can dash you,
06:49that's 20K.
06:50That'll be fine.
06:51Will he take it?
06:52No.
06:53Why does he make her 50K?
06:55No, no, no.
06:58I'm sorry.
07:01I can't even make the 20,000.
07:03I'm gonna do every 20 then.
07:05Will he take the 20?
07:06That money passed 20.
07:07Will he take the 20 like that?
07:08No.
07:10So, who is collecting it?
07:11Who is collecting it?
07:12Who is collecting it?
07:13She just shared the money.
07:14I thought you were sharing the same message.
07:16No, no.
07:17We are not the same family.
07:18I don't know him like that, too.
07:19We are just roommates.
07:20Appreciate the money.
07:21I beg you,
07:22in the name of God.
07:23Don't give him, please.
07:25You will not be unfortunate in this life.
07:27Share the money.
07:28Please.
07:29You will not be.
07:30Meet him.
07:31I will not be.
07:32Give him.
07:33I will not be.
07:34I will not be.
07:36I will not be.
07:37I will not be.
07:38I will not be.
07:40You come, sir?
07:41You come, sir?
07:42You go.
07:43You want to come?
07:44Take care of them.
07:45Send me well to them.
07:47I will recover soon.
07:48Thank you, sir.
07:49See, Ackman, that's why you do so I don't don't like him at all, you don't try.
08:01You don't say your moon use your moon nest to just spray my rocket.
08:05Why you go to lie, say, lie or swallow somebody and the person will see survivor.
08:10Well, you know the one that first of all wanted to kill all my family in the meteorite.
08:13How can you say that my father fell from pantry and that want to jam my uncle?
08:17No, we made it lie for a tick, we made it believable and sweet.
08:22See, next time I beg here, live life for liars.
08:26Live life for professionals and specialists.
08:28I beg, you know what I mean?
08:29I hear you.
08:31So what are you going to do with your $10,000?
08:35A shawali, he get one joint, whatever he said, full shaking.
08:41The one is going to set, and one will shake out the joint.
08:47And the shiki they come with, moshwari standard could be.
08:52I like moshwari standard could be.
08:54You like moshwari standard?
08:55Yes, let's go and check out your place together.
08:57I'll hold your money now.
08:58No, no, I have pocket.
08:59I have pocket, don't worry.
09:02I will hold my hand.
09:02The shiki they come with, moshwari standard could be.
09:12Mr. JJ himself.
09:14Oduma, Oduma.
09:16How was your night?
09:17Well, fine, and yours?
09:19Actually, if you get one more time, I want to see you with me.
09:26Okay.
09:27Yes then.
09:28Yesterday, you get one hard fit when you wear a pass.
09:31Man, I love the combination.
09:33Ah, really?
09:34Yes.
09:35You know what they say, they say looking good is good business.
09:38Yes, exactly.
09:40So, I get one interview.
09:43And I like package very well good interview.
09:46Okay.
09:47I got that your art feature that you talk about.
09:49So, I got like bought one.
09:53Well, okay.
09:54Well, so, this is the shirt, the pants or the shoes?
09:58Everything, including the shoes.
10:00And even the perfume one you wear.
10:02I love the smell.
10:03I want that too.
10:06Everything?
10:07Yes, everything.
10:08Up and down.
10:09Both the shoes.
10:11Okay, let me get them for you.
10:14Everything?
10:15Yes, everything.
10:17Yes.
10:18Yes.
10:19Yes.
10:20Mayim.
10:21This is the shoe.
10:22Yes.
10:23Very nice.
10:24Make a CD.
10:25Make a CD dress.
10:26Okay.
10:27You want to put perfume?
10:28Okay.
10:29Put perfume.
10:30Put perfume.
10:31Put for the armpit.
10:32Okay.
10:33Put for the armpit.
10:35You also put for the agada, eh?
10:37What's agada?
10:38This area.
10:39This region.
10:40You can have this one.
10:41Okay.
10:42It makes sense.
10:43It makes sense.
10:46Spray the agada.
10:49Thank you very much.
10:50You'll be very nice person.
10:51You're not going to go to the world deal.
10:52Spray is more for the shoe.
10:53The shoe too.
10:54Spray the shoe for me.
10:56Spray her.
10:57All right.
10:58You don't have this to wash.
10:59Black color is broken.
11:00No this to wash.
11:01Tight clear, eh?
11:02All right.
11:03Good, ma'am.
11:04All right.
11:05Good morning.
11:06Good morning.
11:07Morning.
11:08Please.
11:09Are you going out?
11:10Yes.
11:11Oh, please.
11:12Let me just follow you to the junction.
11:13Sure.
11:14Hop in.
11:16It's okay.
11:17Hey, Mr. Are you going out?
11:18Uh-uh.
11:19You see somebody trying to get into the car, and you're asking if he's going out.
11:21Sister Bridget, what are you doing here?
11:22What are you doing here?
11:23What are you doing here?
11:24What are you doing here?
11:25What are you doing here?
11:26No.
11:27No.
11:28No.
11:29No.
11:30No.
11:31No.
11:32No.
11:33No.
11:34No.
11:35No.
11:36No.
11:37So I don't know what's inside the car.
11:38How is that your concern?
11:39It is my concern.
11:40I want to borrow this car.
11:42What do you mean you want to borrow the car?
11:46Sorry, Mr. Yay suggestions, I have somewhere very important to go today.
11:50And I want to park my ticket as a big boy in the place.
11:54So I need this car to look like a big boy.
11:56Please.
11:57Umm, with that you can go by taxi.
12:01The problem is that I don't have money for taxis.
12:05That's the problem.
12:06If you cannot carry a taxi, that means you don't have money.
12:09Eh, you turn to the place now.
12:11What is your own, now, sister, Bridget?
12:12Is it your car?
12:13Why are you putting my name on that?
12:14It's okay.
12:15Ah.
12:17Ah, man.
12:17I'm very man now.
12:19Ah, I think, um, three thousand should be okay, right?
12:24Eh, I will remanage it now.
12:25Okay, I'll make it five.
12:26Okay, wow.
12:27Eh?
12:28What?
12:29What is it?
12:30Is it your own?
12:31Oh, don't.
12:32Ah, you can have this.
12:34Thank you, Mr. Yeje.
12:35You're a good somebody, you're a very good neighbor.
12:37Unlike some people, ordinary car tire they don't have.
12:40But they will be complaining on top of somebody else's car.
12:44Wow.
12:45You're a quiet.
12:50Mr. Yeje.
12:52These guys will send you back to the village.
12:54With the way you keep giving them things like this.
12:56No, there's nothing in that.
12:58Just exhuming positive energy, you know, sharing love around your neighbor.
13:03Eh.
13:03I'm not there.
13:04Okay.
13:05What happened?
13:06It's his way.
13:07There's no problem with that.
13:08It's just...
13:09Ah.
13:18Bros.
13:20Are you going out?
13:21Ah, yeah.
13:22Um, I'm going out.
13:23Ah, where is your car?
13:25Well, I borrowed Aquaman and Odoma.
13:28They said they wanted to use it to take some items somewhere.
13:31And, you know, I just...
13:32Ah, ah, ah, bros.
13:34Even after he gave him 3,000 Nair for a taxi yesterday.
13:37That's too much now.
13:38No, it's not too much.
13:39It's just being nice and being a good neighbor.
13:42Ah.
13:43You know, I just...
13:44Sister Bri, Bri, Bri.
13:44Ah, vana.
13:46Now, where are you?
13:46Where are you?
13:47Where are you?
13:47Where are you?
13:47Where are you, bros?
13:47What?
13:47Guys!
13:48Ah, ah, sir.
13:49Ah, where are you, bros?
13:52Where, where, where is my car?
13:55Ah, ah.
14:04We quickly went to drop it at one man, please, for Koda Terra.
14:11give us room so the car is with him for askoratella actually we will say we will come see before
14:18say may you give us one particular paper when the man be here the car is secure
14:24yeah when you say he gonna need to proceed what rubbish are you guys okay it's just for
14:30collateral it's not like we dash the man no we will correct the car back once we pay
14:34the loan pata pata before the end of this year or early next year early next year we
14:38go push where to come when will they come it's not two liters yes now then we will
14:42just return to your job you don't need to go anywhere you don't even need to shout this
14:48instance you guys are taking me to the place to drop my car and when we get back
14:53to this compound i don't want to see either of you five meters near me or better still
14:59if you see me in this compound stay on your lane and i stay on my own lane if you want to see grace
15:05you
15:07but we'll be good neighbors
15:09yeah
15:11oh yeah
15:13oh yeah
15:15oh yeah
15:17stay stay stay there
15:19oh yeah move move
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