Douglas (Ogie Alcasid) warns his brother to halt his potion experiments, but his brother ignores him and chooses to sell his latest creation, blind to the fact that it’s defective.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang kapi
00:06At pangarapta sa isang tapi
00:10Kaya ay yung laking luwa
00:14Nang aking baby
00:18Pinapan ito ng hitlat
00:21Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:24Sa sorrisang sumamulat
00:28Ay robot pala
00:32Ang aming ron ay robot pala
00:36Ngunit walang problema
00:39Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:42Ay robot!
00:46Here comes the Wahabababa!
00:54Sa isang bar, mayroong lalaki
00:56Na malungkot at umihig din
00:59Ba'y dumating na isa pang lalaki
01:02Pinampot ang birka kanyang tabi
01:05Biglan na tong nilaklak
01:13Ang lalaki biglang umiyak
01:16Sorry brad, bibiro lang ako
01:19Papalitan ko ang birmo
01:22Sobrang malas ko kasi
01:30Katatanggal lang sa trabaho
01:33At pag-uwi ko sa bahay
01:35Ang misis ko ay may kalukuyo
01:38Torotot!
01:40Ay!
01:44At sa sobrang malas ko
01:47Magsusuicide sana ako
01:49At sa sobrang malas ko
01:52Pati ang lason ko
01:55Ininig mo!
01:56Ininig mo!
02:01Ay!
02:02Tay!
02:03Tama ba na?
02:04Kakaya na tayo!
02:05Kakaya na nga!
02:06Oh yes!
02:07Eh!
02:08Diyan ay po!
02:10Pinungot ko ko sa concert tayo!
02:13Ay!
02:14Sarap!
02:15Sarap na!
02:16Wala!
02:17Wala!
02:18Walang ulam!
02:19Bakit walang ulam?
02:20Bumalay ko po kaya ang kay Klinton
02:21Kaya ang kay Klingto
02:22Ay!
02:23Sarap!
02:24Sarap na!
02:25Wala!
02:26Wala!
02:27Walang ulam!
02:28Bakit walang ulam!
02:29Bakit walang ulam!
02:31Pumalay ko po kay Ang kay Klinton
02:33Ay!
02:34Why do you have to eat?
02:35I'm going to ask Clinton,
02:37and she's going to do it in our house today.
02:40Kuya Clinton!
02:42Yes, Douglas.
02:44Why do you eat?
02:47What?
02:48That's what I want to tell you,
02:50because we really need to eat it
02:54because I want to eat it.
02:56I want to eat it, but I don't want to eat it.
02:58So what I want to tell you is
03:00what we eat is also eat it.
03:02I want to eat it.
03:04I ordered it.
03:06Let's wait.
03:08Kuya, kuya,
03:09do you want to eat it?
03:11It's beautiful!
03:12It's beautiful!
03:13It's beautiful!
03:14It's beautiful!
03:16It's beautiful!
03:18Who's that?
03:20It's beautiful!
03:22It's beautiful!
03:23Is it good?
03:24Yes!
03:25You can miss it, kuya.
03:26Yes!
03:27You can see that painting.
03:29It's very cheap.
03:30It's beautiful!
03:31It's beautiful!
03:32It's beautiful!
03:33It's beautiful!
03:34Yes!
03:35Wait!
03:36Why do you have people?
03:37Wait, wait a minute.
03:39Wait, wait.
03:40Before I get to know,
03:41they're the personal.
03:43Okay.
03:44Mom Douglas!
03:45It's Raymond.
03:46I'm Raymond, kuya.
03:47How's it, Raymond?
03:48I'm Raymond.
03:49I'm Raymond.
03:50Raymond, how's it?
03:51And then this is Roda.
03:52My son.
03:53Roda!
03:54Cute!
03:55Cute!
03:56And then this is Isa.
03:58It's cute!
03:59It's cute!
04:00It's cute!
04:01It's cute!
04:02It's cute!
04:03It's cute!
04:04They're the Bokobo family.
04:07We're the Bokobo family.
04:08We're the Bokobo family.
04:10And we're hungry.
04:11Let's go.
04:12Come on.
04:13Come on, come on.
04:14Come on, come on.
04:15I'm very patient.
04:16This is Isa.
04:17Let's eat.
04:18It's really hard, G.
04:19I'm not a tourist.
04:20I'm a tourist.
04:21I've never seen you before.
04:22I'm not a tourist.
04:23I've never seen you yet.
04:24I'm a tourist.
04:25I'm a tourist.
04:26I was born and raised in New York.
04:28New York, New York, New York!
04:29New York, USA!
04:30I'm not a tourist.
04:31I'm a tourist.
04:32You're a tourist.
04:33New York! New York! New York! New York! USA!
04:38I don't know! New York, Coban!
04:40It's like a Buster Mill!
04:42You're joking!
04:44You're joking!
04:45You're joking!
04:46You're joking!
04:48You're joking!
04:50You're joking!
04:52You're joking!
04:54Jay, why are you here?
04:56Because...
04:57It's just...
04:58It's just a joke.
04:59It's a joke.
05:00It's a joke.
05:01It was a joke.
05:03You're joking!
05:05You're joking.
05:06You're joking.
05:09You're joking.
05:10You're joking.
05:11You're joking!
05:13Brad!
05:14You're a little too light.
05:16Brad, be your boy.
05:18I'm gonna have you my dad.
05:20You're working you!
05:21You're joking!
05:22It's so much for you!
05:24I'm not gonna make any of my muscles.
05:27All right!
05:28Okay, let's go.
05:30Let's go.
05:31We're going to be able to get to our friends.
05:36Hey,
05:37come back.
05:38We'll see you again.
05:39Okay, you go home.
05:41You go home.
05:42You go away.
05:45Thank you for coming.
05:46If not,
05:47we'll be able to get you.
05:49What a mess.
05:51I'm not going to get you.
05:53I'm not going to get you.
05:55I'm not going to get you.
05:57I'm going to get you.
05:59I'll give you a little pot.
06:01I'm just going to be able to get you.
06:04I'll be able to get you.
06:05Why do you get a little pot?
06:07Oh, I'm sure.
06:08At the laboratory of Sam.
06:10You're not going to tell me you're going to do something.
06:14What?
06:16I'm not going to get you.
06:17You're not going to get you in the laboratory of Sam.
06:21You're not going to get you.
06:22I promise
06:25I will not enter.
06:26I will not enter.
06:27I will not enter.
06:28Anymore.
06:29Anymore.
06:30Anymore.
06:31Anymore.
06:32Anymore.
06:33Anymore.
06:34Anymore.
06:35Anymore.
06:36Anymore.
06:37Ever.
06:38Okay.
06:39Good.
06:40Kaya na.
06:41Oo nga.
06:42Ano nga.
06:43Alam niyo mga insan.
06:44Meron lang sa akin magbenta ng pabango.
06:47Na talagang nakakamagnet sa akin ng mga chikababes.
06:50Yung tipong attractive ako.
06:52Babayaran ko yan kahit magkano.
06:54Ano?
06:55Talaga?
06:56Ah.
06:57Babayaran ko kano muna kami.
06:59Hindi na.
07:01Sam.
07:02Hindi pa ba rin yung special na pabango na pinagawa ko para sa akin?
07:12Hehehe.
07:13Effective na po ang magneto at laki.
07:16Properties nito ang halito.
07:18Tulang na lang ang actual test.
07:20Ay.
07:21Actual test.
07:22Actual test.
07:23Hindi na kailangan ng actual test.
07:25Okay na to para sa akin.
07:28It's time to test this.
07:30Please.
07:31Peace.
07:32Oh.
07:33Ano naman nangyayaan dito?
07:35Ano naman nangyayaan dito?
07:36Ano naman nangyayaan dito?
07:37Wala.
07:38Wala.
07:39Wala naman kaming ginagawa dito.
07:40Nating atawal, di ba?
07:41Wala.
07:42Di ba kuya pinako mo sa akin na hindi ka na aakit dito sa lab?
07:45Di ba sabi mo yun?
07:46Pinangako ko nga.
07:48Pinangako ko nga na hindi na ako aakit dito sa lab.
07:51Kaya lang.
07:52Eh sandali na.
07:53Kaya.
07:54Ano yung pinatawagin mo kayo?
07:55Hindi.
07:56Ito nga yun.
07:57Kaya lang.
07:58Pinangako mo.
07:59Hinahanap ko yung pabango ko.
08:00Eh so.
08:01Hinahanap ko sa buong bahay.
08:02Eh naisip ko baka naiwan ko dito.
08:04Kaya.
08:05Labag sa aking galooban.
08:06Umakyat ako dito.
08:07Para kunin ang pabango ko.
08:08Natangay pala niya.
08:09So yun.
08:10Nakuha ko na.
08:11Ngayon pwede na ako umalis.
08:12Di ba?
08:13Hinahanap mo yung pabango mo.
08:15Eh parang ngayon ko lang nakakita to ah.
08:17Bamoy na.
08:18Ay!
08:19ıyorum!
08:20Mahal kong i scientkeiten an.
08:21Aze mahal po bibiri ito.
08:22Aha!
08:23Basta ku kung paba balang myahal ko ko.
08:24Caball naiyt ako.
08:25Baguano sa בתama.
08:26Nag vita po.
08:32Sam.
08:34Papag?
08:35Bakit may bagong pabango niya si kuya?
08:40Ano yun?
08:41Inimbento ko ko.
08:41Inimbento mo?
08:42Bakit ka nang iimbento nung bagong pabanguin?
08:44There's a lot of new things that are going on.
08:46It's not an ordinary thing that's going on.
08:50But if Uncle Clinton has gone on his own,
08:56it's going to be attracted to him.
09:00It's like a magnet.
09:06Clinton,
09:08did you see that the guy and Gomes
09:10saw it earlier?
09:12Well, maybe you don't want to think about that.
09:16You've already said that you'll pay for it
09:20even if you want to be more attractive.
09:22Right?
09:24Even if you want to be more attractive.
09:26Even if you want to be more attractive.
09:28Well, Billoy,
09:30here's your problem.
09:36That's what I'm talking about.
09:38For sure.
09:40Really?
09:42Clinton!
09:44Tell me this.
09:46I'll pay for it.
09:48I'll pay for it.
09:50I'll pay for it.
09:52I'll pay for it.
09:54Really?
09:56I'll pay for it.
10:02Ha! Ha! Ha!
10:03Poo!
10:04Poo!
10:05Makaka-attract, maski isang babae na.
10:08Abay, eh, kung nagdududa ka, eh, pwes, testingin natin!
10:12Testingin natin ngayon din!
10:14O ano, isang music lang. O, ayan ah, ayan.
10:16Sige, makaka-attract yan.
10:18O, o, ayan ah.
10:19Katrina, my love!
10:20Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
10:21Hintayin mo, maa-attract ka rin sa'kin!
10:23Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
10:24Nararamdaman mo na!
10:25Ay, ay, talaga, bumabwapo ka, no!
10:27Ha! Ha! Wow!
10:32Parang walang amoy, ha!
10:34Anong walang amoy?
10:35Hindi, ganyan lang yan.
10:36Medyo slow, medyo slow lang ang effect.
10:38Ah, ang mato ah!
10:39Oo.
10:40Hintayin mo rin to, wala talaga amoy!
10:42May amoy yan!
10:43Wala ka!
10:44May amoy, amoy ito ah!
10:45Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
10:46Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
10:48Ah! Ha! Ah!
10:49Ay, parang...
10:50Parang effective na, Beloy!
10:51Ay, eh, ah!
10:52Biro mo, parang bigla akong nat-track sa'yo, o!
10:54Yung talaga, nalapit lang ako, talagang,
10:56gumagang na ako sa'yo!
10:57Wow! It's so effective!
10:59You're not effective!
11:00You are right, carrilla my love!
11:02You're going to attract me!
11:06Countridge, take care of your body.
11:08Yeah, okay.
11:15Countridge, take care of my body.
11:17I have an illness.
11:19I can't go out and I can't go out.
11:22I'm going to fire you guys here!
11:24Douglas! Douglas, help me!
11:29Yes, you called me.
11:31Douglas, I'm a little bit.
11:33A little bit?
11:35Can I help you, please?
11:37I'm going to tell you,
11:39if you're going to do something like a gulong,
11:41you're going to be like a gulong.
11:43Hey!
11:44Hey!
11:45Hey!
11:46Okay, Douglas, come on.
11:47Oh, please, come on.
11:48Come on.
11:49Come on.
11:50Come on.
11:51If you're out and you're going to have to come and get drama,
11:54you're going to play that way.
11:55Gosh, I don't know.
11:56Oh, wait.
11:57Hey, take a look.
11:59Hi, let's do that.
12:00Hey, we're still tired, uh.
12:01Hey!
12:02Hey!
12:03Hey, wait.
12:04Hey, wait.
12:05Hey, what's the matter?
12:06Hey, wait.
12:07Hey!
12:08Hey, wait.
12:09Hey, wait.
12:10Hey, wait.
12:11Hey, wait.
12:12Hey.
12:13Wow!
12:14Hey, wait.
12:15Hey, wait.
12:16Hey, wait.
12:17Hey, wait.
12:18Hi!
12:19Bye.
12:20I'm sorry, I'm going to leave the house for you.
12:22Hey!
12:23Hey, I'm sorry.
12:24Hey, it's a mess.
12:26We're in the house, you're in the house.
12:28It's a mess, you're in the house.
12:30Hey!
12:31Hey!
12:32Hey!
12:33Hey!
12:34Hey!
12:35Hey!
12:36Hey!
12:37Hey!
12:38Hey!
12:39Hey!
12:40Hey!
12:41Hey!
12:42Hey!
12:43Hey!
12:44Hey!
12:45Hey!
12:46Hey!
12:47Hey!
12:48Hey!
12:49Hey!
12:50You're a loser.
12:51Hmm.
12:52Look!
12:53Yeah!
12:54Good day!
12:55Hey!
12:56Yeah!
12:57Old Speaker!
12:58One..
13:00Three...
13:01Yeah!
13:02Yeah!
13:03Ah!
13:04We die!
13:05One!
13:06Two-
13:08Two...
13:09Three!
13:10Three!
13:12Eight!
13:14Five!
13:15One!
13:16Three!
13:17Three!
13:18I'm not a doctor.
13:20I'm not a doctor.
13:21I'm not a doctor.
13:27Aunt Jemmong was a doctor.
13:29This guy is very smart.
13:31Will you take a picture of the machine?
13:34You have to check it out.
13:35He's going to take it out.
13:36Let's go.
13:38Ugh.
13:43It's really funny.
13:45It's a really funny one.
13:47Can you help me?
13:48What help?
13:49It should be easy, right?
13:52How can you help me if it's not easy?
13:54And if you tell me about the system,
13:56before you invent something else,
13:58you'll know with me, okay?
14:00Okay?
14:01Okay?
14:02Alright?
14:03I sleep first.
14:05I'm stressed out of you.
14:13Hey, my Clinton!
14:15What are you doing?
14:17What are you doing?
14:24What are you doing, Sam?
14:26I've been searching for what's going to be an antidote
14:30for the magnetic perfume of Uncle Clinton.
14:33Oh, Sam!
14:34I told you,
14:35before you invent anything else,
14:37you'll know what to do with him.
14:40Okay?
14:41Hey, wait, wait, wait!
14:43Come on!
14:44Eh, ba?
14:45I'll just do something for you.
14:47I'll just do something for you.
14:48For example,
14:49I'm tired when we're in C.A.T.
14:52so I'm going to be able to do everything
14:54as an officer.
14:55And then,
14:56I'm going to be able to eat,
14:57I'm going to eat,
14:58I'm going to eat,
14:59I'm going to eat,
15:00I'm going to eat,
15:01I'm going to eat,
15:02I'm going to eat,
15:03I'm going to eat.
15:04Oh,
15:05hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
15:07He, hee, hee, hee.
15:08Sam,
15:09meron akong bagong naisip na magandang ma-eimbento mo.
15:14Ah, Uncle,
15:15paano ka nakawala kay Mang Beloy?
15:18I've got my own skills.
15:26What's the best way to invent me?
15:29That's it, Sam.
15:31I'd like to invent you...
15:34...of a great robot.
15:38Look at this model.
15:41Hey!
15:42Hey!
15:43Hey, Uncle!
15:45You said that before you invent Sam...
15:49...you'll be happy with him.
15:52Why do I need to be happy with him?
15:57This is the surprise for Daddy Douglas.
16:01Do you know that you're coming here?
16:04I need to talk to you.
16:06We'll talk to you.
16:08Do you know...
16:11...you know, that's what's going on.
16:14You're a little girl.
16:17Every night, you're a little girl.
16:20But you're still a little girl.
16:23You're almost like a kid.
16:26I just want to know,
16:28you know,
16:30you're a little girl.
16:32You're a little girl.
16:34You're a little girl.
16:36You're a little girl.
16:38Why do we see in a robot like that?
16:46It's like this.
16:47You see?
16:48If the robot is looking at his eye,
16:51then we can make a fashion model.
16:54An international model.
16:56Or that's how I can make a artist.
16:58I can build it.
16:59I write up it,
17:01and I guess it's a movie,
17:03He's going to be a master showman!
17:23What?
17:24Are you sleeping?
17:25I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping.
17:27Very good, very good.
17:29I can't wait.
17:33Am, am, am.
17:35Oh.
17:37Chiki.
17:39Calm down now.
17:40Come on, come on, come on.
17:41Come on, come on.
17:43Come on, come on.
17:45Oh, chiss.
17:47Chiss.
17:49Chiss.
17:51Chiss. Chiss.
17:53Chiss.
17:55Okay.
17:57Ah.
17:58You come. Come near.
18:00Come, come.
18:02Down sit. Sit. Sit down. Sit down.
18:05Down chair. Sit.
18:07Come, come, chiss.
18:09Come.
18:10Ah.
18:11Ah.
18:12Ah.
18:13Ah.
18:15Ah.
18:16Okay ah.
18:17So beautiful.
18:19What's up?
18:29Douglas?
18:32Douglas, gising na.
18:33Meron akong sorpresa para sayo, Douglas.
18:35Yan naman, eh.
18:36Tatutulog para pwede pa, pwede pa, pwede pa.
18:40Shout out to Douglas,
18:41kasi gusto ko lang i-share ang good news.
18:44Douglas, may girlfriend na ako.
18:47Hey, hey, hey.
18:49What's up, what's up?
18:51Ito nandito sa tabi ko.
18:53Ito nandito.
19:00Sino to?
19:01Sino na?
19:03Douglas?
19:04This is Chiqui Dal.
19:06Chiqui, Chiqui Dal.
19:07Tira ka naman.
19:08Tatulog lang ako, may girlfriend ka.
19:10Antay sa mga parehan.
19:12Magaling ka po.
19:13Ito nito.
19:14Okay.
19:15Um, Chiqui Dal.
19:17Um, Douglas.
19:18Chiqui Dal, uh, please say hello, Douglas.
19:22Hello, Douglas.
19:29Okay, isa pa, isa pa.
19:31Okay, isa pa.
19:32One more time, okay.
19:33Um, Chiqui Dal, say hello, Douglas.
19:37Hello, Douglas.
19:38Hello, Douglas.
19:41Say good morning, Douglas, in German.
19:43Guten Morgen, Douglas.
19:47Say good afternoon, Douglas, in German.
19:49Guten Nachmittag, Douglas.
19:51Ay, ha ha ha ha.
19:52Hey, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
19:57Oo, tapang magaling.
19:58But hanggang Wait a Lindo.
19:59So, Magaling lang, bakit yung unan niyang salita,
20:00parang...
20:01...parang be-mali.
20:02Ay, hindi!
20:03Yung una niya, be-mali.
20:04May...
20:05May bayan mo?
20:06Alam mo, alam mo kasi, Douglas,
20:11Kararating lang niyan, she just arrived.
20:12Kararating!
20:13Oo, she just arrived.
20:14Saan galing?
20:15Sa taas, sa taas!
20:16Sa taas, sa taas.
20:17Sa taas ng Intablado.
20:18That's why it's called Rampa, Rampa, Rampa, and International Moral.
20:29Look at that. Moral!
20:33International Moral with a collection.
20:41Okay, okay.
20:43And Chiki, please shake the hand of the glass, okay?
20:47Yeah, I like to shake the hand of a German international model.
20:51Yes!
20:56Grabe naman yung grip niya.
20:58Ay, ganyan talaga yung grip ng mga international model.
21:00Yung posty kasi hinahawakan nila, siyempre.
21:05Pero alala mo, kalimutan na natin yung grip.
21:08Alam mo talagang mas magaling si Chiki dahil sa masahe.
21:13Sa masahe, very good ang masahe niya.
21:15Masahe niya.
21:16Oh, naku, sikit.
21:17Huwag nalawag na lang po.
21:18Ayaw ka na magpamasahe.
21:19Ito eh.
21:20Nung ginrip niya ako, halos madurog yung kamay ko.
21:22Mamasahin pa kaya ako.
21:26Okay.
21:27Kaya, kaya.
21:28Magandang-magandang masahe nito.
21:29Kontroladong kontrolado to ni Sam.
21:31Kontroladong kontrolado to ni Sam.
21:33Kontroladong kontrolado ni Chiki ang kanyang strength.
21:38Masigurado ka.
21:39Masarap to masarap.
21:40Ayan, go.
21:41Buong pwede.
21:42Naungaktan.
21:45Oye, ikaw kong magpapang mo.
21:46Huwag nga.
21:48Anong nga.
21:51Alam mo itong siya?
21:53Pangan na.
21:54Chiki dahil.
21:55Chiki dahil.
21:56Ano eh.
21:57Parang utu-utu ano?
21:59Huwag at sumutu siya.
22:00Parang,
22:01parang,
22:03parang sa robot.
22:04Hello, boss.
22:05Hello, boss.
22:07Hold up, hold up.
22:10Okay.
22:11Okay.
22:12Hard.
22:13Hard.
22:16Hard.
22:17Hard.
22:18Hard.
22:28Hey, ma.
22:30Doggy!
22:32Hello, Bobby!
22:34Hello!
22:36Hey, doggy!
22:37Is this a big deal?
22:38No, I'm just like a hello.
22:40Hello!
22:42No, it's really good.
22:44There are some things.
22:46Hey, hey, how are you?
22:48You're welcome.
22:50I'm sorry.
22:52Where are you?
22:54Here, here, here.
22:56Here, here.
22:58Oh, doggy!
23:00I'm gonna give you a hug.
23:02You're getting a hug.
23:04I'm going to give you a hug.
23:06I'm so hungry.
23:08You're a hug.
23:10You're a hug.
23:12There's a lot of service.
23:14You're a hug.
23:16It's a lot of service.
23:18I'm so nervous.
23:20I'm so nervous.
23:22Why don't you just leave me alone?
23:24I'm gonna try to do this.
23:26This is a big deal.
23:28I'm not going to be in service, but I'm not going to be in my house.
23:34Who are you?
23:36Are you kidding me?
23:38Are you going to be sexed in your house?
23:41That's right, that's my girlfriend.
23:44That's my girlfriend.
23:46That's my girlfriend.
23:48That's my girlfriend.
23:49That's my girlfriend.
23:51I've been married to you.
23:56But...
23:58There's no reason for watching, Jeanne.
24:00So don't you...
24:02I do not have a kiss in my house.
24:04Why?
24:10It's like you have nothing to do with you.
24:12How many are you missing?
24:14No, no, no.
24:16Hopefully, I'll kiss you.
24:18You can kiss me?
24:20Maybe that's what you want?
24:22What are you trying to kiss me?
24:24I believe you didn't fit.
24:26Go!
24:28What did you do?
24:28That's it.
24:30Let's kiss!
24:32Where did you put your this one?
24:34Grams.
24:36I hear you.
24:37I'm not saying anything in this.
24:39I'm not saying anything!
24:39I'm not saying anything.
24:40I'm not saying anything.
24:41I fight.
24:42I'm not saying anything.
24:43I'm not saying anything.
24:44It's like, you know what?
24:46I love what you're saying!
24:47Exactly.
24:48I don't like it.
24:49I don't.
24:50It's like it.
24:51I don't like it.
24:52Ready?
24:53Hey!
24:54Ito na ako!
25:01Ito ka-tagal-tagal mo naman!
25:04Hoy, ikaw yung matagal d'yan eh!
25:06So, shampoo mo ba ako o hindi?
25:12Ilam ako.
25:23Ingat, ingat, ingat!
25:24Okay.
25:25Dito, um, turn to the right.
25:27Turn to the right.
25:28Turn to turn to the right!
25:29Okay, okay.
25:30There.
25:31Go, go straight.
25:32Straight, faster, faster, sexy walk.
25:34Ano mo, Sam?
25:35Kasi, dapat ako na lang kasi umawak sa remote eh.
25:37Hirap na-hirap na ako eh.
25:39No way daw, sabi ni Ate Aixa.
25:41Kasi daw, baka kung anong ipagawa mo kay Chibital.
25:45At huwag na huwag mo daw aagawin itong control.
25:48Kundi daw, susubukan nila kay tatay.
25:51Nakainis naman talaga.
25:53Oo!
25:54Hey!
25:55Okay.
25:56Sige.
25:58Oh!
25:59Mag-tintong!
26:00Ay, ang ganda naman yan!
26:01Ay!
26:02No!
26:03Alay!
26:04Hi, Miss Beauty Bull!
26:05Hi, Handsome!
26:07I'm Chicky Doll.
26:08Girlfriend of Clinton.
26:09Ah!
26:10Yan naman!
26:11Yan naman!
26:12Girlfriend of Clinton!
26:13Malinaw na malinaw!
26:14Aha!
26:15Galik ko, no?
26:16Kapay!
26:17Yan malay!
26:18Ang ganda at sexy ka tulad mo!
26:19Ibang bagay ang ganda, sexy, matangkad ka tulad ko!
26:23Alay!
26:24Hindi yung bonsai na yan!
26:26Aha!
26:27Aha!
26:28Alam mo ang samalita dito.
26:30Ipasampal mo.
26:31Ipasampal mo.
26:32Sige!
26:33Sige!
26:34Program mo!
26:35Go!
26:36Saan?
26:37Ate?
26:40Sabi niyo tatay, huwag ka raw paglabas.
26:44Eka na!
26:45Wow!
26:46Ang ganda naman ito!
26:48Sexy!
26:49Sige!
26:50Hiba!
26:53Teka, ate, sana!
26:55Pusing ko lang ito!
26:56Sige!
26:57Oh!
26:58Ayan!
26:59Sige!
27:00Sige!
27:01Sige!
27:02Hehehe!
27:03Hehehe!
27:04Hehehe!
27:13Sam!
27:14Sam!
27:15Hindi pa ba tapos yan?
27:16Baka naman meron akong maitutulong sa pag-ayos ni Chiquidal.
27:19Uncle!
27:20Uncle!
27:21Bawal ka tumingin!
27:22Bawal!
27:23Bawal mong tingnan loob ni Chiquidal!
27:25Eh eh!
27:26Bakit ba?
27:27Eh, girlfriend ko naman si Chiquidal eh!
27:28Ayan!
27:29Uncle!
27:30Kunwari lang yon!
27:31Oo!
27:32Kunwari lang yon!
27:33Ayan!
27:34Ayan!
27:35Tapos na!
27:36Hindi na kailangan ni Chiquidal ang remote control.
27:38Ayan!
27:39Isi-switch na natin!
27:40Okay!
27:41Okay!
27:42Hello, Isaac!
27:43Sam!
27:44Rhoda!
27:45At Uncle Clinton!
27:46Guys!
27:47Ngayon!
27:48Ngayon!
27:49Ngayon!
27:50Ngayon!
27:51Ngayon!
27:52Ngayon!
27:53Ngayon!
27:54Ngayon!
27:55Ngayon!
27:56May iibahin lang tayo ng konti!
27:57Ah!
27:58From now on!
27:59Do not call me Uncle Clinton!
28:00Ah!
28:01Tawagin mo na lang akong...
28:02Darling!
28:03Hello, darling!
28:05Ah!
28:06Ah!
28:07Ah!
28:08Hindi!
28:09Ngayon!
28:10Kailangan mo nang sabihin, ah...
28:12I love you, darling!
28:13Habang nakatitig sa aking mga mata!
28:15I love you, darling!
28:21Ngayon!
28:22Sige!
28:23Ulitin mo!
28:24I love you, darling!
28:25Habang unti-unting naglalapit ang ating mga muka!
28:27Okay?
28:28Go!
28:29I love you, darling!
28:34Ah!
28:35Ah!
28:36Ah!
28:37Ah!
28:38Ang tinuturoan ko lang naman siyang mak-acting!
28:41This is not for me!
28:42This is for her career!
28:43This is...
28:44This is for you!
28:45This is for the family!
28:47Hello, family!
28:49Bye-bye!
28:50Hello!
28:51Hello!
28:52Hello!
28:53Hello!
28:54Wow!
28:55Hello, Douglas!
28:56Kamusta ang araw mo?
28:57Mabuti naman!
28:59Mapakalambing naman ko si Chiqui, darling!
29:01Chiqui, darling!
29:02Okay siya!
29:03Alam mo naman!
29:04Magaling akong pumili!
29:05Talaga!
29:06Magaling akong pumili!
29:07Ah!
29:08Uy!
29:09Kapit!
29:10Kapit!
29:11Ah!
29:12Chiqui, doll!
29:13Mahal mo ba si Kuya Clinton?
29:14Ah!
29:15Ah!
29:16Ah!
29:17Ah!
29:18Ah!
29:19Ah!
29:20Ah!
29:21Ah!
29:22Mahal niya ako!
29:23Mahal niya ako!
29:24Mahal niya ako!
29:25Mahal niya ako!
29:26Mahal niya ako!
29:27remote!
29:28Irapas mo yung remote!
29:29Ang remote!
29:30Sam!
29:31Samlam!
29:32Ano remote?
29:33Kailangan kasi ng remote!
29:34Remote ng TV kasi kailangan niya ako!
29:36Para mag-relax!
29:37Hindi ba, kids?
29:38Huh?
29:39Ang baga!
29:40Huwag!
29:42Ito na po ang kit!
29:44Oo naman, Douglas!
29:47Mahal na mahal ko si Clinton!
29:50Talaga?
29:51Ah!
29:52Ito nga yung remote na yun!
29:55Eh!
29:56Ito, tawa.
30:04Ito, ito, ito, ito.
30:06Iyak.
30:11Ito, ito, ito.
30:13Batok.
30:15Ayan, ayan!
30:20You're a classic.
30:22You're a robot.
30:24And you're not going to tell me.
30:26Because Uncle Clinton said,
30:28Uncle Clinton,
30:29that you're going to be an artist
30:30for Chiqui Doll.
30:31That's right.
30:32So you're going to be able to
30:33help your job.
30:35Really?
30:36Uncle Clinton said,
30:38oh, it's so cool.
30:40You're going to be able to do this
30:42for me or for you?
30:45I'm not going to be able to do this.
30:47I'm not going to be able to do this.
30:49That's right.
30:50Sam, dismantling mo na yan.
30:52Sirain mo na yan.
30:53Dige, dali.
30:54Awat!
30:56Huwag yung gagawin yan.
30:58Hindi ako makapagpapayag
31:01na sisirain niyo ang pag-ibig namin
31:04ni Chiqui Doll.
31:06Mahal ko na siya.
31:08Mahal ko na siya?
31:09Oo!
31:10Oo!
31:11Mahal ko na siya.
31:13At kung hindi niya matatanggap
31:15ang pag-ibig namin sa isa't isa,
31:17ha?
31:18Alis na lang kami.
31:19Aga na?
31:20Bubukod na lang kami!
31:22Sige.
31:23Saan kay titira?
31:24Oo nga po.
31:27Sa kwarto ko!
31:28Kakabitan ko ng adanan
31:30para hinding-hindi na ako dadahad
31:31dito sa bahay mo.
31:32Sa bahay ng mga tao.
31:34Hindi nakakaintindi sa pag-ibig namin.
31:36Sige-sige.
31:37Bubukod kayo.
31:38Sa kwarto mo.
31:39Paano kay kakain?
31:40May wala kang trabaho.
31:42Dito pa rin kami kakain!
31:44Pero hindi namin kayo papansinin!
31:46Chiqui Doll!
31:47No!
31:48Layu-layu na tayo dito sa mga taong
31:50hindi nakakaintindi sa atin.
31:52Oye!
31:53Kuya Cleton!
31:54Huwag mo ilalabas yan si Chiqui Doll, ha!
31:57At malalaman ang mga tao
31:59na robot yan!
32:00Maya-maya pa malalaman na nila
32:02na si Sam ay robot din!
32:04Huwag mo ilalabas yan!
32:06Um...
32:10Excuse me, ah...
32:12Beloy?
32:13Hmm...
32:14Mga in-san,
32:15huwag din nyo papansinin yan.
32:16Pagkatapos ako'y iskandalo,
32:18sabangit niya pabango,
32:19ang kapalang mukha niya!
32:21Hmm...
32:22Ah...
32:23Beloy, ah...
32:24Sorry na sa nangyari earlier,
32:25but ah...
32:26Nandito lang ako
32:27para ipakilala sa aking mga good friends
32:29ang aking magiging asawa na si Chiqui Doll.
32:31Hmm...
32:32Palala, palala, palala!
32:33Uy!
32:34Wala akong pakialam!
32:35Lumayas ka din sa harpe ko!
32:38Magandang araw sa inyo, gentleman!
32:41Wow!
32:42Wow!
32:43Ito lang ang ganda!
32:45Ang ganda-ganda na!
32:46Ha?
32:47Ha?
32:48Ha?
32:49Ha?
32:50Ha?
32:51Ha?
32:52Ha?
32:53Ha?
32:54Ha?
32:55Ha?
32:56Ha?
32:57Ha?
32:58Ha?
32:59Ha?
33:00Ha?
33:01Ha?
33:02Ha?
33:03Ha?
33:04Ha?
33:05Ha, ha?
33:06Ha?
33:07Ha?
33:08Ha?
33:09re?
33:10Ha?
33:11Neh, hindi, ha?
33:12Thank you for para have a disk.
33:13Ha?
33:14Christ, doin'eh, ha?
33:15Wat?
33:16Ha?
33:17What'd you say come GOT와 with me?
33:18Yeah!
33:19Ha?
33:20Ha?
33:21Ha?
33:22I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
33:27Clinton, darling. I want this.
33:33Oh, yeah!
33:35That's just a machine!
33:43It's good. Try.
33:49It's good. Nutritious and delicious.
33:56Pampihira talaga po yung Clinton.
33:58Eh, nakita nina Beloy na umiinom po si Chiquidal ng langis?
34:01Ano iisipin nila? Narumot nga yan!
34:04Well, alam mo, Dougie, wala kang tiwala sa akin, eh.
34:07Nanalang sutong ko na yan, pinaliwanag ko kina Beloy
34:10na sa bansa kung saan nanggaling si Chiquidal,
34:12eh talagang lumalagok sila ng langis.
34:14Okay na yun!
34:16Ewa ko sa'yo, bahala ko. Feeling ko, simula pa lang yan.
34:18Parang marami pang gagawin perwisyo yan, eh.
34:20Hindi, Douglas, okay na yan. Okay na yan. Maniwala ka sa akin.
34:24Sigurado ka?
34:25Hmm.
34:26Kontrolado mo.
34:27Kontrolado ko.
34:28Isa Malayan.
34:30The isoscarous triangle has two equal, non-parallel sides.
34:35Ayan.
34:36Wow!
34:38Thank you, ah.
34:39Yan bang itsura ng namemerwisyo, ah, Ber?
34:43Mukhang nga naman.
34:45Mukhang okay nga eh.
34:47Pero ayun pa, sana wag magloko, ah.
34:49Alam mo, hindi naman talaga magluloko yan eh.
34:51Ito. Itong susi ng lahat. Kontrolado ko siya.
34:54Sige nga! Walang problema to!
34:56O ayan, ah.
34:57Tut!
34:58Tut!
35:15Hello darling.
35:16Hello, hello darling.
35:17Would you like something to eat?
35:19What, would you like something to eat?
35:21Hello darling.
35:22Hello, hello dar-
35:23Da, da, what, would you like something to eat?
35:26Uncle Clinton, datay Douglas ang nangyari kanina.
35:33Kaya nag-short circuit si Chiquidal dahil sa mga ininom niyang langis.
35:38Alam mo, alam mo, Sam.
35:40Ang kailangan lang naman talaga eh, ma-repare mo na siya.
35:43Please, please, repair her na.
35:45Kasi kailangan okay na siya pagpagtating sa araw ng aming kasal.
35:49Kuya Clinton, nahihibang ka na ba?
35:51Takit ka magpapaksa dyan eh, robot yun eh.
35:53Sam, sirayin mo na nga ito.
35:55Sige na.
35:56Ha!
35:57Ha!
35:58Ha!
35:59Ha!
36:00Ha!
36:01Ha!
36:02Ha!
36:03Ha!
36:04Ha!
36:05Ha!
36:06Ha!
36:07Ha!
36:08Ha!
36:09Ha!
36:10Ha!
36:11Ha!
36:12Me!
36:13Ha!
36:14Maj!
36:15Ha!
36:16Ha!
36:17Ha!
36:18Ha!
36:20Ha!
36:22That's why you're going to pay for it.
36:24One more time, you're going to lose your money.
36:26You're going to lose your money.
36:28You're going to lose your money.
36:30Hi!
36:32Can I offer you these drinks?
36:34Can I offer you these drinks?
36:36Yes.
36:38Me.
36:40Many.
36:42Inside.
36:44You, Kaloy.
36:46You're going to give me anything.
36:48You're going to lose your money.
36:50You're going to lose your money.
36:52You're going to lose your money.
36:54You're going to lose your money.
36:56Don't worry.
36:58Let's go!
37:00Get out of here!
37:02Get out of here!
37:04You did?
37:06Say hi!
37:08Hey, right behind you!
37:09Hey!
37:10Hey!
37:11Hey!
37:12Hey!
37:14Hurry, hurry!
37:16Hi,ieron!
37:18Try the hai!
37:20Wait!
37:21You're not going to die.
37:23You're not going to die.
37:25You're not going to die.
37:27You're not going to die.
37:29She's just die.
37:31Who's a woman who's not going to die?
37:35If you're a shota!
37:39What do you want?
37:41What do you want?
37:51I'm not going to die.
37:53I'm not going to die.
37:55Shota ako yan.
37:57Ako ang aawat.
37:59Tumabi kayo!
38:01Chicky doll, please.
38:03Please relax. Chicky doll, please relax.
38:11Huwag kayong mata ko.
38:13Akong bahala ko.
38:21Pinyo!
38:23Pinyo!
38:27Ay!
38:29Bakit mo sinasustay si doggy ko?
38:31Siguro mag-shota kayo.
38:33Siguro nag-LQ kayo.
38:35Doggy! Doggy! Doggy!
38:37Pero hindi ako mapayag
38:39dadaan ka muna sa aking bangkay
38:41bago mamakawa si doggy ko.
38:43Humanda ka!
38:45Humanda ka!
38:47Sim!
38:49inosasustay si doggy.
38:51Dadaan ka ropsha si doggy ko!
39:07travelers
39:09Cho667
39:10I want him.
39:15Hey!
39:16Ito na inyo, makikibaka!
39:18Hingil ako ng tulong!
39:28Halika!
39:29Pagtulungan na natin to the chick!
39:40Ha-ha!
39:42Kanda!
39:43Wala mo na nangyali!
39:49Kata!
39:50Hey!
39:51Kasi wala!
39:52May muka, kanita!
39:54Kami lang ako wala na sa mayro!
39:57Matatakalala na kapitan ang nalaban!
39:59Kasi wala mo na rito.
40:00Maaprat?
40:01Magama na belte?
40:02Hindi, hindi, hindi!
40:04Iyan ay babae.
40:05Iyan ay seksy babae yan!
40:06Iyan ay gaya yun!
40:07Ha, ha, ha!
40:09Benkward!
40:11Hindi na natin kaya kailangan yung mga armas na yan.
40:14Mega phone!
40:16Diyan!
40:18Miss! Nampapatitira ka na namin.
40:20Sabuko ko na ng matiwasay kung ayaw mo masatan!
40:22Oo!
40:37Oh
41:07Oh
41:37Oh
42:07Hahaha
42:08Yung ka nga nga dito
42:10Si Sam
42:12Hindi po pwede yun
42:13Oras na lumantan si Sam
42:15Malalaman nila kung ano talaga si Sam
42:16Ay nako doge no
42:19Matagal na namin alam na robot si Sam
42:20Ha ha
42:21Alam yun na robot si Sam
42:24Hukumagduglas matagal na
42:26Eh bakit hindi yun sinasabi sakin
42:27Eh hindi ka namin nagtatanong
42:30Alam na pala nila?
42:31Eh alam na nila
42:33Cheeky doll, Sam, humanta ha, humanta kang lerong mo.
43:03Come on apart.
43:27You can die and live there.
43:30Who's going to quit the toilet?
43:33Who's going to quit the toilet?
43:36I don't know.
43:41I don't know.
43:43I don't know.
43:45I don't know.
43:47I don't know.
43:49I don't know.
43:52I don't know.
43:54...a wheing ba ng'ma na si Chiqui Dal?
43:57He-he-he-he!
43:58Shhh!
43:59Shhh!
44:00...Aye, kisig na po haban na.
44:02Hi!
44:03Nasa si...
44:04Nasa si Chiqui Dal!
44:06Hah?
44:07Sina' si Chiqui Dal yung, Tatay?
44:09Si Chiqui Dal yung robot ni Uncle Clinton!
44:11Ay, ako ko tatay na na.
44:13Nag-inip lang kayo!
44:14Wala namang robot si Uncle Clinton at Chiqui Dal yun?
44:17O, anong.
44:18Panaginip lang pala yun.
44:19Wala pala totong problema si Uncle Clinton ninyo.
44:22But daddy, we have a real problem with Uncle Clinton.
44:26What?
44:27Ah, Douglas.
44:29Why, Clinton?
44:30Douglas, I want to help you.
44:32Mama, why did I want to help you?
44:34I need to go to the bathroom.
44:36I need to go to the bathroom before.
44:39What do you want to do when you go to the bathroom?
44:42Eh, there's a lot of money for me.
44:45Ha, ha, ha.
44:49Ay, ha, ha.
44:50I can't wait to go to the bathroom.
44:52Ha?
44:53I don't want to go to the bathroom.
44:55Eh, don't want to go to the bathroom.
44:57You want to go to the bathroom?
44:59Okay, let's go.
45:01So, you kids, don't forget the deception because it's bad.
45:07It's not a deception.
45:09Deception, an intentional effort to hide the truth.
45:13In Filipino,
45:15pagtatakip sa katotohanan,
45:17pangluloko.
45:18Eh, tatay, hindi naman namin kayo niloko, ah.
45:21No, hindi niloko.
45:22Eh, magkakasabot kayo ni Ate Isa,
45:24ni Kuya Clinton.
45:25Ayaw niyo ipagtapat sa akin yung katotohanan
45:28na yang si Chiquidal na yan,
45:30e robot.
45:32Eh, tatay, hindi naman talaga totoo
45:34na may inimbento ako
45:36na Chiquidal.
45:38Oo nga, tatay.
45:39Eh, di ba tatay na paniginipan mo lang yun?
45:41Tika, tika, tika, sandali lang ba?
45:43Tsaka bakit alam mong lahat na robot si Sam?
45:47Tatay, napaniginipan mo nga lang yun eh.
45:51Ah, oo nga no.
45:53Pero kahit na, basta masama yan,
45:55deception na yan,
45:56huwag nyo nang ulitin.
45:57Pero tatay, may isang bagay na totoong-totoo.
46:01At hindi panaginip.
46:03Ano yun?
46:04Eh, yung lalabay mo.
46:05Eh, yun na nga naman sinasabi ko,
46:07yung lalabay ko eh.
46:09Ay, toy, hindi rin ito panaginip.
46:11Tira mo niya.
46:13Ah.
46:15Sige na.
46:16Para tuluyan na kayong managinip.
46:18Baby, matulog na.
46:32Tayo na magpahinga.
46:39Sa'yo'y pagkaidli.
46:46Ikaw ay managinip.
46:53Of beautiful balloons.
47:00Flowers in full bloom.
47:05Were you.
47:10yea tayy.
47:12H mondeated naaaa.
47:16Hayo tayy.
47:17How yun taiy …
47:20Wow.