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00:00MUSIC
00:29Two little ducks.
00:31Knowing my luck, they'll have migrating.
00:55Frank?
00:56It'll be about half hour, darling.
00:58Where are you going?
00:59Turn these African statues into hard cash.
01:01Yeah, black magic.
01:04Stay there, love.
01:05Don't go in the road.
01:10Frank?
01:11Frank, hang about a minute.
01:12Frank!
01:13Darling, darling, these are worth five hundred quid, sweetheart.
01:16Yeah, according to Vince.
01:17Yes, I know how you feel, but these are the genuine articles.
01:20Look, Frank.
01:22Baby, what is the panic, love?
01:24You haven't forgotten about this afternoon, have you?
01:26Afternoon?
01:27Yeah, Janine's got a day off school, we promise.
01:29We'll take her somewhere.
01:30Yes, yes, and we will.
01:31I said we're going to get things right for Janine from now on, baby, and I meant it, all right?
01:35Well, we know.
01:37Yeah, Frank.
01:38Darling, let's talk about it when I get home.
01:39Please, sweetheart.
01:40You did believe me when I said I want to be a better mother to Janine.
01:41I can't believe you're saying that.
01:42Of course I believe you.
01:43Baby, I've got the detective up.
01:44If I need a thousand pounds, I won't be long.
01:45Don't care for you now.
01:46Oh, no one here.
01:46Oh, no one here.
01:47Hello, Julie.
01:48Towels, is it?
01:49Yeah.
01:50Yeah, well, just bang them on the counter.
01:5112 o'clock be all right?
01:52Yeah, fine.
01:53Good.
01:54We aim to please.
01:55Are you waiting for someone?
01:56Oh, no.
01:57No.
01:58Should've been here a half hour ago.
01:59Look.
02:00Oh, no one here.
02:01Oh, no one here.
02:02Hello, Julie.
02:03Towels, is it?
02:04Yeah.
02:05Yeah, well, just bang them on the counter.
02:0612 o'clock be all right?
02:07Yeah, fine.
02:08Good.
02:09We aim to please.
02:10Are you waiting for someone?
02:12Oh, no.
02:13No.
02:14Should've been here a half hour ago.
02:16Oh, no.
02:17No.
02:18Should've been here a half hour ago.
02:20Oh, no.
02:21No.
02:22Should've been here a half hour ago.
02:24Dot?
02:25Mm-hmm.
02:26Is everything all right?
02:28Of course.
02:30Here.
02:31You haven't seen the Gazeta, have you?
02:35No.
02:36I'm waiting for one myself, actually.
02:38I've got an advert in for my flat this week.
02:40Oh.
02:41There's something special in there, isn't there?
02:42Oh, no, nothing special.
02:43No, I like to have a look at the local news, you know,
02:45see who's doing what with you and where.
02:48Right.
02:49Well, I'll leave, then.
02:51Come on, Phil.
02:52You're gonna get me shot.
02:53I'll shoot you something if you don't get that alarm wired up.
02:54Hey, and where's the chairs?
02:55Well, someone was sitting on them.
02:56You know what?
02:57No wonder this country's going down the pen.
02:58Nobody takes a fight in their work anymore.
02:59As it happens, I've got a good mind to complain.
03:00Oh, yeah.
03:01Dear sir, would you please ensure no one is sitting on our chairs when they're being nicked?
03:02Won't you kick your voice down?
03:03Diabolical living here, sir.
03:04Hey, a rate-payer and all.
03:05Oh, you pay rates, do you?
03:06Well, no.
03:07No.
03:08No.
03:09No.
03:10No.
03:11No.
03:12No.
03:13No.
03:14No.
03:15No.
03:16No.
03:17No.
03:18No.
03:19No.
03:20No.
03:21No.
03:22No.
03:23No.
03:24No.
03:25No.
03:26No.
03:27No.
03:28No.
03:29No.
03:30No.
03:31Go.
03:32Let me get my count for you.
03:33Oh, you pay rates, do you?
03:35Well, now.
03:36No.
03:37Not exactly.
03:38Well, it's a principal thing in it.
03:39Two break.
03:40Yep.
03:41They're teasing.
03:42Yeah.
03:43Good sleep.
03:44You've seen him.
03:45You've seen him.
03:46The Warford Wiesel.
03:47Hey?
03:48Well, he's spinning all the papers, yeah?
03:49He walks around markets look like the blue paper, batient.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Now?
03:54You've seen it?
03:55Who's seen it?
03:56the Warford Weasel?
03:57He walks round markets looking for pretty girls.
04:00Most of his victims, as it happens, have been hairdressers.
04:02I'm surprised you haven't read about him.
04:03And is he dangerous?
04:05Dangerous? He's lethal.
04:07Go on, ask me what he does.
04:09All right. What does he do?
04:12I wish you hadn't asked me that.
04:14Suffice to say, you shouldn't be out walking on your own.
04:17Thanks, Chuck. But I'm a big girl now.
04:19And I think I'll risk the ten yards to the salon.
04:23So, er, I don't suppose there's any chance of us, er,
04:26getting married and having babies and all that business, is there?
04:29Got it in one, but nice try.
04:33You want to buy them? Why didn't you say?
04:36Too late, mate. I'll give them to a geezer I heard money to, ain't I?
04:39How much you offering?
04:42You're kidding.
04:44That much?
04:46Oh, sh...
04:47Eh?
04:48Well, of course I knew they were worth that much.
04:51No, no, no, don't do that. Don't forget it. I can get them back.
04:54Three, two, psych out, please, mate.
04:56Yeah, come on up.
04:59I don't suppose you've got any of that, erm, Earl Grey, have you?
05:02Yeah.
05:03Only I went out with this rich girl once and I sort of got a taste for her.
05:06Ah, sorry, mate.
05:08That's all right, it's not a problem.
05:10Just what I'd ask, that's all.
05:12I, er, think you had a phone put in over there.
05:15Yeah?
05:16Yeah.
05:17Probably a little business, innit?
05:19Fine.
05:20All right, Pete, you think Frank about?
05:22No mush.
05:23He'll be up in the car like, won't he?
05:25That's an idea.
05:27Oi, Ian, give us a cup of char to take out, will you?
05:29Yeah, come on up, mate.
05:30Er, car crash repairs, I heard.
05:32I mean, that's what you're doing, innit?
05:34I like a man who keeps his ear to the ground.
05:36But to be honest with you,
05:37between you and me...
05:40Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
05:41Well, we're not really decided what we're going to do, yeah?
05:43You see, I reckon we should turn it into a fruit and veg in there,
05:46but, er...
05:47Phil wants to make it a snack bar.
05:49Still, as I said, we're not really decided, yeah?
05:53Cheers for the teas.
05:57A snack?
05:58A snack?
05:58You can't do that and make it a snack bar.
06:00Relax, man, he's playing with you.
06:02It ain't no notice, boy.
06:03What, you think he's on the wind-up?
06:04Of course he is.
06:05I tell you something else and all.
06:07What?
06:07You never pay for his teas.
06:10I'm telling you, I have paid.
06:12What?
06:12I'm standing here with a receipt in my hand.
06:16What do you expect me to do?
06:18He's been paid.
06:19I've suffered yet, Doc.
06:20Oh, I'm sorry, Cass.
06:21I'm all behind it.
06:22It's in the dryer.
06:23It won't be five minutes.
06:24Oh, I am not paying it twice and that's that.
06:28It's like talking to yourself.
06:30Oh, is that the Gazette?
06:31Yes, it's coming in.
06:32Do you want to see it?
06:33I wouldn't mind trying to get Arthur to take me to the pictures.
06:35Oh, no.
06:35Hey, Doc, what do you think you'll be ready, then?
06:38Oh, look at that.
06:39Typical, eh?
06:40It's all horror films.
06:41I don't know.
06:43Mind you, I could get him to take me up west, I suppose.
06:45Hey, Doc, I think my machine's stopped.
06:46Do you want me to do it?
06:47No, it's no good.
06:47I'll have to look later.
06:48I can't see for looking.
06:49Excuse me.
06:57Oh.
06:59Oh, well, I'll have to wait another week for my new outfit.
07:02You what?
07:03So, bingo.
07:03I've got seven cards upstairs and not one of them's worth the paper it's printed on.
07:07Oh, so you ain't one, then?
07:08I didn't even come close.
07:10You ain't got one of me cards there, have you?
07:12Yeah, but it ain't no good.
07:13All the numbers have been crossed off.
07:14What are you doing, then?
07:16Well, you know how you were saying we don't get enough time to ourselves lately?
07:18Who?
07:19Well, I think I might have worked it out.
07:20Oh, I'd better get that.
07:22All right, all right.
07:26Oh, blimey.
07:27Now, boy, there's your cot up.
07:28That'll be up to eat.
07:29It's freezing, isn't it?
07:30You ain't kidding.
07:30It's Lee Vals Monkey's on my stall looking for a welder.
07:32Come on, drink.
07:33Yeah, good idea.
07:36Come on, son.
07:37Hello, Frank.
07:38Been shopping?
07:38No, I haven't.
07:39Yeah, there you have, Symes.
07:40That's still a lot of money to sell, you know?
07:42I know, aren't you?
07:46Morning, Mum.
07:46Morning, Mum.
07:47Hi, Petey.
07:48Any more for any more.
07:49How'd you get on, Frank?
07:51Yes, all right, mate.
07:51Fine, fine.
07:52You ain't sold them, I see.
07:54No, but he was interested.
07:55I mean, was he interested?
07:56Not interested enough to buy them?
07:57Darling, these things take time, darling.
07:59A bit of bargaining, lest they go on first, love.
08:01Oh, so?
08:02He did offer you something.
08:03Well, of course he did.
08:03They're rare pieces.
08:04They're very, very rare.
08:05Yeah, like the drinks in this gap.
08:07Oh, sorry, Pete.
08:08So much.
08:10How much?
08:10How much are you for you?
08:12What?
08:1450 quid.
08:15Each?
08:16A pair.
08:17I knew it.
08:18I knew it.
08:19Darling, look, don't be so silly.
08:20It's only a bargaining ploy.
08:21Yeah, thank you, boy.
08:22Didn't know you was in the voodoo.
08:24Just leave them alone, Pete.
08:25They're valuable items.
08:26What's the matter?
08:26I'm sorry.
08:27I think they're horrible.
08:28That's because you know nothing about African art.
08:30I didn't know you was an authority yourself, Frank.
08:32You've been taking lessons from Vince.
08:34Ha!
08:34By the way, Frank, he was in the cafe earlier looking for you.
08:37Is he still there?
08:38Well, he was when I left.
08:40Right.
08:41Frank, I'm going to have a word with you about your own thing.
08:42No, no, sir, please.
08:43I'm going to have a swift word with my mate Vince, all right?
08:49Calm down.
08:49Because it just could be a misprint.
09:04Oh, come on.
09:05Come on.
09:06Oh, hello.
09:13Hello.
09:14Is that the Woolford Gazette?
09:16Yes.
09:17I'm calling about the bingo.
09:18Because I've got all the numbers.
09:20Well, you know, probably a thousand of calls, you know, and I've probably got the numbers
09:23all wrong.
09:24But I thought that I'd better, you know, I'd just better check.
09:28Oh, you mean you haven't?
09:31You mean I have?
09:32You mean I could, oh, oh, yes, oh, the code, yes.
09:35Um, EZ210757.
09:4022.
09:41Yes.
09:43Two little ducks.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Yeah, of course.
09:48I'll hold.
09:49Please, Lord.
09:51I don't ask you for much.
09:52But just this once.
09:59Hello?
10:00Hello?
10:02Oh, I see.
10:05I'll have to wait.
10:08Uh, 503-8026.
10:13Oh, yeah.
10:14I'll be here, all right.
10:19You all right, Frank?
10:21Yeah, yeah.
10:22You sure Vincent would say where he was going, boy?
10:24Oh, bit of business, that's all he said.
10:28Oh, I have things at the snack bar, lads.
10:30Three teas, please, mate.
10:32Yeah, coming up.
10:34Yeah, you sorted out that carpet, yeah?
10:36Yeah, we can pick it up tomorrow.
10:37How'd that be, Annie?
10:38I'm busy tomorrow.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Don't think she's got the hump, do you?
10:42Well, it's either tail with a boat like that, innit?
10:44All right, all right.
10:45Well, there you go.
10:46Three teas.
10:47It's £1.50, please.
10:49It's a bit strong, innit?
10:50It's loaned me for the teas you had this morning.
10:54Must have forgot.
10:56Yeah.
10:56Well, thank you very much.
10:58Nice doing business with you.
10:59He furnaces himself a bit, that one.
11:01Not many days yet.
11:03All right, Frank.
11:05Morning, boys.
11:06Buy you and your mates a tea or a sausage roll or something?
11:11Do you mind if I have a look?
11:12Help yourself.
11:12Just humouring, Frank.
11:16He'll soon get fed up when he finds out they don't take batteries.
11:19Funny.
11:20Yeah, as it ends, I thought so, too.
11:23These look great in the office, Phil.
11:24Leave it out.
11:24What, as paperweights are saying?
11:26Don't you think we'd better get a few luxuries first,
11:28like a carpet, maybe, or a few chairs, eh?
11:30Leave it out, will ya?
11:32These for sale?
11:34Oh, you like me.
11:37What are they worth?
11:38Oh, I think we're a bit too rich for your blood, young man.
11:4025 quid.
11:41Behave yourself.
11:43These are the genuine article.
11:44What, 50, then?
11:45Oh, crap.
11:46Leave it out.
11:47Yeah.
11:49All right.
11:4950.
11:51Each.
11:53Do me a favour.
11:55Son, I told you they were out of your league.
11:56These youngsters make you laugh, don't they?
11:58Come on.
12:01All right.
12:02What happened?
12:03Can't you see when you're being stuffed?
12:05No.
12:06Come on, Phil.
12:07They look great.
12:08If he had a brain, he'd be dangerous, you know.
12:10Never mind what the big brother says, my old son.
12:12You've just done yourself one joy and almost a failure.
12:15Hello?
12:33Yes, this is she.
12:35You mean I have?
12:37On me own?
12:38What, all by myself with no-one else?
12:42How much have I won, then?
12:46Oh, I say.
12:51Anyway, enough about me, Kath.
12:53How's your love life?
12:54What love life?
12:55Well, have you seen Laurie?
12:57Yeah.
12:57And?
12:58And?
12:59I wish I hadn't.
13:00Oh, I'm sorry, Cass.
13:02Oh, don't be.
13:03Oh, well, not anymore.
13:06It's a private party, or can anyone join in?
13:08Yeah.
13:08I was just going anyway.
13:10See you, Julie.
13:10Bye, Kath.
13:11How's business?
13:13Don't ask.
13:15Are you still thinking of leaving?
13:16Well, you've heard the story, haven't you?
13:18What story?
13:19The one about the girl who comes to London to make her fortune
13:22and goes back home with a tail between her legs.
13:25Isn't that the one where she meets the handsome prince
13:27and they live happily ever after?
13:29No.
13:30It's the one where the evil bank manager
13:32threatens to throw her into the dungeons
13:34if she doesn't pay off her overdraft.
13:36Look, you need a bit of help.
13:39Thanks, but no thanks.
13:42I mean you.
13:43I know you do, but it's not my style.
13:45Never has been.
13:46Anyway, to what do I have this pleasure?
13:51Well, I was thinking about asking you out for a drink tonight
13:55after you close up.
13:57So, what's stopping you?
14:02Hello.
14:03Hello, love.
14:04You sure you don't mind us coming round?
14:05No, of course not.
14:06I said so, didn't I?
14:07It's nice to have a chat sometimes.
14:09With Frank, it goes in one ear and out the other.
14:11I know, I can be like that when he wants to.
14:13Come on in.
14:14Come on.
14:15I don't want to.
14:16I want to stay here.
14:17She'll be all right.
14:18Yeah, you can see her from the window.
14:19You can play with Martin's trike.
14:21Come on, have your play on there.
14:22It's a good go.
14:25Janine seems better.
14:26Yeah.
14:31We, uh, took her to child guidance, you know.
14:34Oh.
14:34We're both trying to make an effort.
14:36Frank's backing me up more now.
14:39Well, that's how it should be.
14:41One thing I know about children is they need to know where they stand.
14:43If you're both saying different things, well, they'll just play one up against the other
14:48all the time.
14:48That was half the trouble, Frank taking Janine's side.
14:51You see, with her not being my own kid, it just didn't feel right.
14:54She's as much yours as his, Pat.
14:56You're the one who cooks for her, cleans after her.
14:59I can't see anyone else wearing themselves sick over her, can you?
15:02Oh, come on, Frank.
15:03Guess.
15:03I know, but he's not there all day, is he?
15:05He leaves everything to you.
15:07Yeah, but I did go into it with me eyes open.
15:10Yes, Pat, Frank's got to be made to rea...
15:12Well, I know he's got a lot on his plate, but he's got to be made to realise that children
15:16aren't a hobby.
15:17They need all the love and attention you can give them.
15:20Otherwise, you just ask him for trouble.
15:23Yeah.
15:25Oh, Bill.
15:27Oh.
15:28Oh.
15:33Oh.
15:37Brilliant.
15:46Come on.
15:47Let's go and see Daddy, eh?
15:49Let's go and tell him.
15:50So, what do you reckon, Nick?
15:51What about?
15:52Changing the opening hours.
15:53Give us a bit more time to go.
15:541.56, please.
15:56Well?
15:56Have you spoke to Frank about it?
15:58Well, not yet, no.
15:59Well, don't you think you should?
16:00Well, I would do if you stood still for long enough.
16:02What about your mum?
16:03Well, she's worse than Frank at the moment.
16:04Hello.
16:05Hi, Vince.
16:06All right, let's see.
16:06What can I get you, Vince?
16:07Frank, is he about?
16:08What, ain't he on the car lock?
16:09No, I've just been up there.
16:10He was looking for you earlier.
16:11Yeah?
16:12Yeah.
16:12Oh.
16:13Problem?
16:13No, no problem.
16:14I've just got some news from him, that's all.
16:16Listen, if he comes back, tell him I need to speak to him urgently.
16:19I'll be back in about an hour, yeah?
16:20Bye, bye.
16:20Cheers.
16:21All right, Doc.
16:22Wait.
16:23Sharon, I've done it.
16:25They was there.
16:26They was in there.
16:27And they checked it.
16:28And I've done it.
16:29All right, Doc.
16:30All right?
16:31All right.
16:32I've done it.
16:33They were there.
16:33What was it?
16:34Me too, little ducks.
16:36Staring out at me.
16:38And I phoned them.
16:38They said, no mistake.
16:40I've done it with me ducks.
16:42No.
16:43No, you see, you don't understand.
16:45They was there.
16:47Me too little ducks.
16:4922.
16:51They was there.
16:52So, do you think she's trying to tell us something?
16:54Yeah, there's something about ducks.
16:55Would you like a drink, Doc?
16:56I think the value might be better.
16:57No, I've done it.
16:59I've won.
17:01The bingo?
17:02In the Gazette?
17:03You've won it?
17:04Oh, brilliant.
17:05How much do you want?
17:07Eh?
17:07How much?
17:09Or just give.
17:10Go on.
17:12Have a give.
17:15Yes, I know it's only in her dresses.
17:19No, I haven't had a chance yet.
17:24Look, I didn't say I couldn't get it.
17:26I've just got to pick the right moment.
17:27That's all.
17:29Look, she's not an easy bird to talk to.
17:31Yeah, look, look, look, don't worry.
17:34Don't worry.
17:35I'll get you the loose.
17:36Yes.
17:37I swear.
17:41So is this bloke, anyway.
17:48Phil?
17:49A mate.
17:50So what's he want with the hairdressers?
17:52I haven't asked.
17:53Oh, so he's that sort of mate is.
17:54He can turn nasty if he doesn't get what he wants.
17:56That's right.
18:01So how are you getting on with Joe, Lord?
18:02Have you ever met any woman that was impervious to my chance?
18:05No, I didn't mean that.
18:06I meant, have you mentioned any of this to him?
18:09I'm getting there.
18:10Good.
18:11Here, Doc.
18:12You'd be able to come to Toy Boy now.
18:13Oh, yes!
18:14Oh, no, no, I'm sorry, Carol,
18:16but I do not intend to allow me little wing-ball to affect me.
18:18Oh!
18:20No, temperance and all things.
18:22That's fine, Martha.
18:23Another Bradley Mary, please, Wixie.
18:25You've already got one lined up.
18:28She's struggling, babe.
18:29So what are you going to do with the money, then, Doc?
18:31Oh, I don't know, because I've hardly had time to think.
18:33Well, how much was it exactly, Doc?
18:34£10,000.
18:36Yeah, I know.
18:36Well, you see, no-one had won it for four weeks.
18:39Here, Doc, I've got a nice new jumper.
18:41Now, invest it and get the interest.
18:43I ain't got it yet.
18:45So where'd you pick it up, then?
18:47Oh, well, the mayor's having a ceremony tomorrow,
18:49and they thought, you know,
18:50they might be able to fit in my presentation.
18:52Can't you go on and up in with the Richard Famous already, though?
18:54Oh, well, they said, you know, that I might be, well, you know,
18:57a bit of a local celebrity.
19:00I suppose I'll just have to put up with it.
19:02Yeah, same again all around, is it?
19:03Another bloody day, this guy.
19:04Yeah, I thought you might, yeah.
19:06Frank, sis, you've got a minute.
19:10Well, all right, son, but you haven't looked.
19:12Yo, Frankie.
19:13I'll see you, Frank.
19:14Tell her.
19:14Don't forget to have a word with Paulie.
19:16You all right?
19:17It's just a man.
19:18I want to see Vince.
19:18Yeah, that's good.
19:20Meet your mate of mine.
19:21Adele adi joe.
19:21Nice to see you.
19:22Now, look, Vince, those statues, son.
19:24Listen, Frank, he's the dear I was telling you about.
19:26Oh, so this is the geezer who reckons those statues are worth a monkey, isn't it?
19:30That's the one.
19:30He's scoped, isn't he?
19:31Eh?
19:32From the asylum.
19:33Shouldn't you be in one of those flying jackets or something?
19:35No.
19:35What you want, Frank, is come to buy the statues, cash.
19:38Now, in exactly a thousand quid, but...
19:39Funny enough, Vince, you may not believe this, but I guess that...
19:43He'll give you 850 quid for him.
19:46But don't just stand there gobsmacked, Frank.
19:48Go and get the statues.
19:51Is there a Mrs. Dog Cotton here?
19:52Yeah, mate, let's sit there.
19:54Wolf and Gazette.
19:55Oh!
19:55Congratulations.
19:56Oh, it's not real.
19:58Wonderful.
19:58Do you think you are?
20:00That's not real.
20:01That's not real.
20:01It's not a big deal.
20:02It's not a big deal.
20:02It's not a big deal.
20:02It's not a big deal.
20:02It's not a big deal.
20:03It's not a big deal.
20:03It's not a big deal.
20:04But don't you see it's the chance you've been waiting for?
20:07It's a lot of money, love.
20:08Yeah, but we can afford it, though, can't we?
20:11You're joking.
20:12He wants two months in advance.
20:13So?
20:15Look, Cindy, that's nearly 800 quid.
20:18I mean, we haven't got that kind of money.
20:19Ian, we have to find it.
20:20We have to.
20:22Look, love, I don't want us to find a place for our own as much as you do, but...
20:27800 quid.
20:30Yeah, but Ian, it's ideal.
20:32And it's in the square.
20:33Honestly, I'll go mad if I'm cooped up in that flat much longer.
20:36The lift ain't working again.
20:37You don't know what it's like to have to drag that pram up and down those stairs all day.
20:41Yeah, I know.
20:42I mean, what if I was to fall?
20:46Please, Ian?
20:47Me?
20:51All right, I'll give Colin a room.
20:52Oh, Ian.
20:53Look, I'm supposed to be helping you out.
21:02I've got to know what the deal's worth.
21:05All right.
21:06If we can get the lease for seven grand, it'll give us a thousand.
21:12So who is this mate, anyway?
21:19Billy.
21:20Billy.
21:21Billy who?
21:22Billy Smart?
21:23Billy the Kid?
21:24Turnwell.
21:26You, Jess.
21:27I am a favour.
21:29But he hurts people.
21:31I mean, that's bad enough.
21:32But he actually enjoys it.
21:33No, it's not like that.
21:34Oh, so what's it like?
21:35Like I said, I am a favour.
21:38Owing Billy Turner a favour is a bit like inviting King Herod around for a spot of babysitting.
21:43Look, Grant, I don't mind talking to Julie myself.
21:46I just need to get her on her own, that's all.
21:47Oh, you could always make an appointment for a cut and blowjob.
21:50Look, Grant, this is serious.
21:52Yeah, I know.
21:55Look, she'll be in the Queen bit tonight after she closes up.
21:59Will she?
22:00Yeah.
22:02Mine are right.
22:03You coming?
22:15Yes, yes, yes.
22:16I'm so sorry.
22:19I'm such a sherbet.
22:21I pay it for 50 quid.
22:22You sell cars for that sort of cash.
22:24I know, babe, I know.
22:26I'm just wondering if I can get them back again.
22:27We wouldn't wear that, would we?
22:28I think I should leave it.
22:29Leave it, Grant.
22:30Daddy!
22:32Put that down!
22:34No!
22:35Daddy, can I have it, please, Daddy?
22:37Do as you're told.
22:38Put it back.
22:40Here you go.
22:41Come on, you little monster.
22:43Come on.
22:44Up in here!
22:46Come on, Doc.
22:48There you go, Grant.
22:48Oh, my dear.
22:54Here, Pete.
22:54I've got to meet the mayor tomorrow.
23:04Do you think you'll be in his chains?
23:06Oh, he's bound to, Doc.
23:07Now, come on.
23:07You sit yourself there, and I'm going to put that kettle on.
23:09Oh, I come over all clear.
23:11Oh, I feel good here.
23:13You don't think that shepherd's pie was a bit iffy?
23:15I don't think it was a shepherd's pie, Doc.
23:17Here, Pete.
23:19What's it all about?
23:21What's all what about?
23:21Well, I mean, you know, you try all your life to be a good woman.
23:27You know, you do good unto others.
23:29Nobody takes a blind bit of notice of you.
23:32And then you win a stupid game of bingo,
23:35and all of a sudden, everybody wants to know you.
23:37Now, come on, Doc.
23:38No.
23:39No, Pete, I mean it.
23:42I mean, all I done was cross 15 numbers off a bit of cardboard.
23:47Yeah, but people are pleased for you, Doc.
23:48That's all.
23:49Why?
23:50Well, I don't know, really.
23:53Well, I suppose, you know, people are so used to struggling round here to make ends meet,
23:58that when something like this happens, we want to share on it, don't we?
24:01We wonder what we'd do with the money if we had it.
24:04Yeah.
24:04But what uses money on its own, Pete?
24:09I mean, it ain't no good, you know, if you ain't got no one to share it with.
24:14I've had a choice, you know, between a family like you got, and all the money in the world.
24:24I know which I'd choose.
24:26Look, Doc, it's a bit of security for you, love.
24:28Something to fall back on.
24:30Yeah.
24:30What is it they say, Pete?
24:34Money talks.
24:36Oh, I wish it did.
24:39Do you know what I miss most, Pete?
24:42Someone to talk to.
24:43I mean, where have they all gone?
24:47Charlie, my Nick, Rod, Hazel, Donna.
24:53What's happened to them all?
24:55Things change, Doc.
24:56People change.
24:58But you take a bit of advice from a silly old woman, Pete Beal.
25:02Don't you ever let your family go.
25:06You hold on to them.
25:07Well, I intend to, Doug.
25:08Why'd your children let you down, Pete?
25:15I mean, nobody could have loved a son.
25:18More than I loved my Nick.
25:19Yeah, I know, Doc.
25:22Do you know, there was a time once
25:23when I thought I might lose Ian.
25:26Did you?
25:26Yeah, you know, the time when me and Kath split up?
25:29Mm-hmm.
25:29But he always was his mum's boy.
25:31Oh.
25:32But he stayed with me, didn't he?
25:33Now, look, he's given me a new family to worry about.
25:36You're a lucky man, Pete Beal.
25:39Yeah.
25:40I know, Dad.
25:48Hello, darling.
25:50Don't tell me the Walford weasel's been spotted again,
25:53preying on unsuspecting young ladies sat drinking on their own.
25:56How did you guess?
25:57Call it feminine intuition.
25:59Are you waiting for someone?
26:01Yes.
26:01Well, he's a lucky fellow, whoever he is.
26:04Er, do you mind if I, er, join you while you wait?
26:06Why do I get the feeling I'd have trouble stopping you?
26:09I shall take that as a yes.
26:13Actually, I've been wanting to have a word.
26:15Oh, yeah?
26:17Yeah, I mean, I heard you might be thinking of moving on.
26:19And if you are, well, we might be interested in buying your lease.
26:22And if you've got a minute, I thought we might have a chat about it.
26:25Did you know I'd be here?
26:27I heard you might be, yeah.
26:28Oh.
26:29So that's it, is it?
26:31Sorry, don't get you.
26:32You're damn right you don't.
26:34Look, have I said something?
26:35What do you take me for?
26:37Oh, you're very clever, you and that little brother of yours, aren't you?
26:41I don't know what it is you're up to.
26:43I don't think I want to know either.
26:45But you can tell him from me that pass the parcel was definitely not what I had in mind.
26:50Pass the parcel?
26:51You were meeting him here, weren't you?
26:53That's how he knew you'd be here.
26:54Oh, forget the innocent routine, sunshine.
26:56I've seen it done by experts.
27:01Look.
27:03Perhaps running off is a bit hasty.
27:05That's a good one.
27:06Come on, sit down.
27:07We can sort this out.
27:07But I mean, I should have done this first.
27:10Ah!
27:13Pete?
27:14Yes, let's...
27:15There's something I want to talk to you about.
27:17Oh, yeah?
27:17What's that?
27:18It's about Colin's flag.
27:19Look, not now, love.
27:20Hey, um, let's have dinner first.
27:22No, Ian, you might as well get it over with now.
27:24Get what over with?
27:25What's going on?
27:26Well, we're...
27:26We've, um...
27:29We've got a chance for a place.
27:31Colin's old flat.
27:33All right, we haven't got the money yet.
27:34But we will have soon.
27:36Yeah, we will.
27:38Colin's?
27:39Yeah, you know, the, uh...
27:40The one above Mum's.
27:42If everything works out,
27:44I'll show you more than a week or so.
27:45But whatever happens, this is it.
27:47We're on our way.
27:49Yeah.
27:50Fancy an afternoon mystery?
27:57Murdoch Mysteries next, here on Drama.
27:59Let's go.