Plead The Fifth 7-1-19 Mark
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00:00To plead the fifth, Mark is stepping to the stand
00:04and he is ready to answer his questions.
00:06It's one pass, so if something gets too heated,
00:11he won't have to answer.
00:13But other than that...
00:15My goal is to make it through the entire thing
00:17without pleading the fifth.
00:18Yeah, that's what I was saying.
00:20That's what your goal is.
00:21Let's see here.
00:22You get three from the room.
00:23You get three from the listeners.
00:25888-429-0941.
00:27One, if you've ever wanted to ask Mark a question,
00:31you can do that.
00:32All right, I'm first.
00:33Mark, we hear about your conquests all the time
00:36and stuff like that,
00:38but we don't get to know the real, the Mark,
00:41the romantic Mark.
00:42Oh, there's not much to that, Mark.
00:44Well, I mean, well, maybe that's the answer,
00:46but Mark, we want to know about the romance side of you.
00:51So when was the last time that you either
00:55made a woman breakfast in the morning
00:57or sent flowers to a woman
01:02that you were sexually involved with,
01:05not a family member like Aunt Margaret?
01:07Breakfast I made in South Carolina.
01:12I had somebody with me,
01:13so that was like a month ago.
01:15You made breakfast?
01:16Yeah.
01:17What'd you make?
01:17And dinner.
01:18I mean, you know, typical breakfast.
01:20You're such a cook.
01:20What'd you make?
01:21I mean, breakfast was like eggs, bacon,
01:26I think toast, you know, just something.
01:28We woke up and I was like,
01:29yo, I'm making breakfast, so here you go.
01:31And dinner.
01:32I made dinner the night before, too.
01:34So there was that.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Okay.
01:36That's not all that bad.
01:37I mean, you know.
01:39Listen.
01:39You don't make breakfast for everybody.
01:41No, you're right about that.
01:43If you don't even stay for breakfast.
01:43Because, I mean, if I'm thinking about him,
01:45I'm like, I don't think he's made breakfast for anybody.
01:47No, not at all.
01:47No, no, I did.
01:48Yeah, it was back in May.
01:50Oh.
01:50All right.
01:51And flowers?
01:52Ooh, flowers.
01:53Ooh.
01:54So, yeah, no, the last time I sent flowers,
01:57I want to say it was probably my ex,
02:00because I haven't sent anyone flowers since.
02:03Yeah.
02:04Okay.
02:04Interesting.
02:05I should have.
02:06A couple weeks ago, I should have sent some flowers
02:08over a situation that took place.
02:09What do you mean you should have?
02:11What happened?
02:11It would have been, like, the nice thing to do,
02:13but I didn't.
02:15Why didn't you?
02:16It's funny you say flowers,
02:17because that's been bugging me for a couple weeks now.
02:19Oh, you regret it.
02:20Yeah, I missed an opportunity.
02:22All right, you're next.
02:23All right, Mark, I want you to tell us about
02:26the last time when somebody that you considered a friend
02:30did you dirty.
02:33Ooh.
02:33Ooh, did me dirty?
02:35Yes, sir.
02:36Um, ah, I'm being really, really honest here.
02:41I can't recall a friend, like, a good friend,
02:45really doing me dirty.
02:47I've been pretty fortunate to have good guys around me,
02:50good guys, girls, whatever,
02:51and I don't think I've ever been really screwed around
02:55like that at all, man.
02:58I don't know why you guys are looking at me like this.
03:00Like, you don't believe me.
03:01No, I honestly can't recall.
03:04I don't think I've ever been.
03:05I mean, you're lucky then.
03:07Yeah.
03:07No, I can't say that I haven't, you know,
03:09messed up and done some stupid things.
03:11He's the guy.
03:11Yeah, I'm the guy.
03:13You're the dude.
03:14That wasn't your question.
03:16You're the guy.
03:17All right, Meredith, you're next.
03:19All right, out of this room.
03:22All the guys in this room.
03:23Oh, man.
03:24Which one do you want to take on a date?
03:29Well, we can go ahead and do that one if you want.
03:31No, out of all the men in this room,
03:33I want you to tell me why and explain, in order,
03:37who is the best looking to the worst looking and why.
03:42Everybody in the room?
03:43Everybody in the room.
03:45You know what?
03:46Only the guys?
03:46Because I'm not playing this game.
03:48I plead the fifth.
03:50Nice.
03:50What?
03:51Ladies, call in.
03:52What?
03:52You don't answer any questions.
03:53I plead the fifth.
03:56I plead the fifth.
03:57Five.
03:58One, two, three, four, five.
04:00I don't even want to take our listeners down that journey.
04:03I mean, because we're, like, best looking.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Out of me and Davi?
04:07Well, at first, no, I figured he was going to say
04:09he was the best looking.
04:10I wouldn't even have said that at all.
04:12What do you mean I would have gone with those three?
04:14Yeah, I would have put myself last.
04:15Mm-hmm.
04:15Okay.
04:17Well, you didn't.
04:17I want to, was I going to be first?
04:20I plead the fifth, man.
04:21I got my snazzy pants on.
04:22I can't give you the satisfaction of knowing.
04:24I got my snazzy pants on today.
04:25You got snazzy pants on today?
04:26My butt looks good in these pants.
04:28I'm just saying, if you was going to judge any day,
04:30that would probably have been the day.
04:32That's what they do.
04:33Your color scheme is dope, too.
04:35Oh, man.
04:36Orlando looking fresh today.
04:38Yay!
04:39Hey.
04:40You got yellow pants on today.
04:42Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
04:43I mean, it's today.
04:43This is my day.
04:44Right.
04:45You cut me off from my day.
04:46I'm sorry, man.
04:46I think I would have been the hot one today.
04:48I can't believe that's what made you plead the fifth.
04:50I just don't like answering those questions.
04:52You don't like talking about my sex?
04:54Or his booty.
04:56It's working in here.
04:57All right.
04:58So now we got listeners, 888-429-0941.
05:01I got one.
05:02Let's see.
05:02The texts are popping.
05:03Yes, this is from Christy out of the 813.
05:06Mark, I got a real good question for you.
05:09Have you ever had a girl come to you because she thought she might be pregnant with your baby?
05:15Or in the middle of the act, did you think, uh-oh, I just messed that up,
05:19and think you might have gotten somebody pregnant?
05:21Yeah.
05:22I mean, there's probably been a million times where I thought I've gotten somebody pregnant.
05:26Are you a million?
05:27Okay, Tracy.
05:28Maybe not a million, but multiple times, yes.
05:31But so far, that has not, yeah, happened.
05:36Why a million, though?
05:37Because, like, people out there who are getting to know you during this thing want to know.
05:40Why a million?
05:41I mean, you know, if I've been with somebody, we're probably not using protection if I'm
05:46with them for an extended amount of time.
05:49If they're on birth control or the pill or whatever, yeah.
05:52Why am I going to use them?
05:54We're good.
05:56Feels better.
05:58Like, anybody can deny what I'm saying right now.
06:01Oh, man.
06:02All right.
06:03Thank you, Buck.
06:04Buck's with me.
06:05Buck has kids, too.
06:08Buck's married, though.
06:09Right.
06:10Like, Buck bought it.
06:11He's married.
06:12He can do that.
06:13I mean, we talk, all these questions sitting around you with random.
06:17Yeah.
06:17It feels better.
06:19He's laughing still.
06:21Not after that thing fall off.
06:23I'm just going to say it.
06:24Damn.
06:25All right.
06:25Wow.
06:26All right.
06:26We got another one.
06:27Let's see.
06:27We got a call here from Clarissa.
06:29Clarissa, your question for Mark is what?
06:31So, I want to know if there's any part of Mark that a girlfriend gets that a random girl
06:39from the bar doesn't get.
06:41Huh.
06:42Huh.
06:43Okay.
06:44All right.
06:44Okay.
06:45Um, yeah.
06:47I mean, if I were to be dating somebody, you're going to get to know me a lot better.
06:52You're going to know more about me.
06:53What do I get, Mark, if we date?
06:55I would say you're just going to get, like...
06:56You're going to get herpes.
06:57That's what we just told you.
07:00I don't know if y'all caught a hole in that.
07:02But you're going to get something.
07:04Okay.
07:05Yeah.
07:05That's probably a good possibility, Orlando.
07:08You're going to get that flame.
07:09That's what you're going to get.
07:10You're going to get that burn.
07:11So, no, yeah, you're going to get, you're going to probably just get, like, the real
07:17me.
07:18Like, you're going to get what I like to do, what I think, what I truly think and feel
07:22about maybe certain people, certain actions, what I think about life.
07:26So, they only get your mentality.
07:28You're going to get a lot of that.
07:29The girlfriend you get and the random, they pretty much get the same, like, you got the
07:33same dance moves that you give them.
07:36You got, like, they ain't no, I mean, you know.
07:38I know what you mean.
07:38The girl you just met.
07:39Right.
07:39And the girl you dated.
07:40Yeah, I think it's the same in that regard.
07:42Really?
07:42For sure.
07:43Like, a girl you took over in the bar, you're doing the biblical things with her that you
07:50would give your girl that you love and make her breakfast for.
07:52I think so.
07:53Yeah.
07:55Everyone gets treated equally in that respect.
07:57You are nasty.
07:58You are nasty.
07:59Hey.
08:00Dip him in Perel.
08:02He is nasty.
08:03All right.
08:04Wow.
08:06Everything.
08:07Everything.
08:07From the root of to the tootah.
08:08I mean, you know, there might be a thing or two that wouldn't get done, but, you know.
08:15Okay.
08:16All right.
08:16I have two to pick from.
08:18Well, there's only one left, right?
08:19I have two to pick from.
08:20One's about the bedroom.
08:22Oh, man.
08:22Do we really want to stay?
08:23Just pick something else, because I don't want him to answer.
08:25Okay.
08:26All right.
08:26Because his other answers are just in my head.
08:28This other one.
08:29This person texted in because of the previous question that was asked, I guess.
08:36Anyway, it was about how did you get somebody back because they did you wrong?
08:42Or what did you do to somebody in a relationship, in a friendship?
08:47And I think that that's from the previous.
08:49From you saying that you did somebody dirty.
08:51Right.
08:51Did you ever do one of your friends dirty?
08:54Yeah.
08:55So, I think the dirtiest thing I ever did was, it was back in Chicago, and one of my boys
09:02was kind of seeing this girl.
09:05They weren't together together.
09:06How did we know?
09:07Yeah.
09:07I was sitting there like, I just know it's got to be a deal with a girl.
09:11Well, so the girl called me one night.
09:14This is a great story.
09:16And she called me around midnight.
09:17It was a Friday night, and I happened to be home and sober because I had worked the
09:21next day.
09:22She calls me, and she's like, hey, Bill and I, this is my boy Bill, we're out, and Bill
09:28and I got-
09:28Bill, did we met?
09:29You met Bill.
09:30And you can tell.
09:31So, we're friends now.
09:32Oh, he is a saint.
09:34We've hashed it out.
09:35Because I mean, damn.
09:36So, the girl calls me-
09:37I think he bought me drinks.
09:38Yeah.
09:38He's like, yeah, we are.
09:40She called me.
09:40We got into a fight, blah, blah, blah.
09:42Bill ran off, and I can't find him anywhere, and he took the truck with him.
09:46So, he had like an Escalade, right?
09:48So, he left this girl at the bar.
09:50She needed help.
09:51The funny thing is, me and this girl didn't like each other when we had met the first time.
09:56I thought she was kind of like a lot of attitude, you know, and I just didn't want to deal with
10:00her.
10:00But she called me because I was the closest person to Bill.
10:03So, I drove out to this bar 30 minutes away because I'm like, okay, my boy's missing.
10:08He's drunk.
10:09I don't know where he's at.
10:10I pick up the girl.
10:12We search for him for about two hours in the middle of the night.
10:16Driving around?
10:16It's now 2.30 in the morning.
10:18Yeah.
10:18And she has to get home.
10:20So, we're in my car.
10:21Obviously, I'm going to bring her home.
10:23At this point, I'm not thinking anything dirty.
10:26Swear on my life.
10:27Pull into her driveway, and she's like, well, you know, since Bill's gone, and I got to say,
10:33like, I really think you're hot and you're attractive.
10:36And she just started doing things, like, right in the car.
10:39And I was like, oh, man.
10:41Like, I can't really stop you.
10:43I tried.
10:45All that lead up to I can't really stop you?
10:48I mean, you can say no.
10:49You could say no.
10:50But, you know, in the moment, I really couldn't say no.
10:53And I did try to, like.
10:55What if your dude was in a ditch somewhere in an accident, and you out there just high
10:59and heavy with his girl?
11:01At least you looked.
11:02I spent two hours looking right in there.
11:06I did try to shove her away, if you will.
11:08Okay.
11:08So, by that, it was.
11:10Yeah, we were in the car.
11:11And, yeah, we ended up, that was that.
11:14And then.
11:15Can't push enough for you.
11:15Stop.
11:16Stop.
11:17And then I had to call off work that day because Bill wasn't there.
11:22Bill was my partner, and we sprayed lawns together, and we needed him to do the jobs.
11:26So, then we had to call off work, and Bill ended up being found, like, the next day.
11:32He walked, like, 10 miles away.
11:34Didn't know where he was at.
11:35It was a huge mess.
11:37Yo, did you end up going inside, or was it only in the car?
11:40Car only.
11:41Really?
11:42Yeah.
11:42Did not go inside the house.
11:43Does he get credit for that?
11:45No.
11:45Absolutely not.
11:46I was just wondering if he'd get credit.
11:49Come on, man.
11:50Like, so it was just a hookup in the car.
11:52Yeah.
11:52And then, well, we would text here and there, and this is how I got caught, because Bill,
11:57Bill is a very smart guy, very sneaky guy.
12:00Bill was going through her phone or had some way to get information off of her phone, saw
12:04that her and I were texting.
12:06Bill called me that day.
12:08Yo, it was on.
12:09Bill's like, hey, we need to meet up right now, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
12:13So, him and I met up.
12:15We ended up not speaking for probably six months to a year.
12:20Wow.
12:20And then we had to see each other at a friend's birthday party, and that's when him and I,
12:25we settled the dust.
12:26He wanted to fight you?
12:27When you saw him, I got to meet you right here, right now?
12:30That sounds like fighting words.
12:32Yes.
12:33Yeah, no, no.
12:34He was more of like, he's kind of an adult, you know?
12:36That's just not, he knew that that wasn't going to fix it, fix it.
12:39But I think him cutting me off as a friend was more, you know, was worse than him fighting
12:46me.
12:46Yeah.
12:46Yeah.
12:46And I'm glad we're friends now.
12:48You guys have met him.
12:48He's been down here.
12:49We've laughed about the situation before, but-
12:52See, guys can get over situations like that.
12:53Wait, can I just ask you, so does that slow you up to, like, would you, if it happened
12:59this week, would you approach it differently?
13:02Like, would you let the girl proceed?
13:04No.
13:05Not at all.
13:05Did that teach you a lesson?
13:06It would depend on the level of friendship with the guy.
13:09Like, Davi, hell no.
13:11I would never do that to somebody as close as we are.
13:14Like, you, no.
13:14Buck, no.
13:15Was it only that one time with that girl?
13:17Because you guys were texting and stuff like that.
13:19I want to say, bro, I want to say we met up a couple times after.
13:23Aw, man, we can't even give you the benefit of it now.
13:26Look, I already, I was going to lose my friend anyway.
13:31Why not get some more?
13:32Aw, you are so stupid.
13:34I'm going back for seconds, man.
13:35You are a derby.
13:37Wow.
13:38All right, please, please, please, you can't say no more.
13:41I think you need to skip the next two weeks.
13:43Seriously.
13:43Orlando and the Freak Show.
13:46Wow.
13:49There's more Freak Show coming up, but I don't think we got no more.
13:51That's it.