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00:00i just want to give y'all the inside t on what's going on we got such a janky room here what you
00:06mean because they are y'all are so competitive yeah like we're doing book reports on a new ray
00:14because our guys have made it to the world series and we we talked about it and we we actually said
00:19who could name three players and none of us could really like know the way we when we went 08 we
00:26knew everybody we had songs about their names and stuff like that and so we were like yo let's do
00:33this for the bay for the folks that don't know there are a lot of people who have been supporting
00:38the rays throughout this whole run but we wanted to make sure we educated folks so meredith comes in
00:43with her jersey oh that has that has the sharpie on the back because she doesn't have a glass
00:50now jersey take a good look ladies and gentlemen so she has the jersey on that's right dobby's been
00:56out of the room five or six times he never leaves the room five or six times so he's outside
01:00practicing i'm like yo why are y'all so damn competitive it's just i can't it can't get out
01:06and everything we do is competitive he's so competitive so weird though it elevates my
01:11strategy a little bit more so i'm i'm a little hyped i'm sweating how are you orlando i'm i really
01:17didn't think it was this big of a deal you know why i don't because last night i was thinking about
01:21this you don't understand the hate that there was between dobby and i last time he went he got so
01:27mad that i won last time oh yeah because i because i told them i was like yo you guys need to know
01:32about prince then i was like y'all need to do a book report and they competed and dobby did it when he
01:38made a t-shirt kind of likened to when you're one of your homies dies so he had like prince airbrushed
01:44like screenshot on the front yep and then meredith came in dressed as prince yep i and handmade the
01:49costume right so she got a little extra point there and dobby was heated so i guess this is
01:53why the battle is going on so uh do i flip a coin to see which one of y'all gonna go first because
01:58she are she asked when you was out of the room she's like make dobby go first i mean i'll set the
02:02bar if y'all want all right if that's what y'all want i mean yeah you know i'll go first you want to go
02:09first yeah okay so um first of all i have some music okay i need you to cue up there's music yeah
02:14just type in g-man j-i-m-a-n and in my little theme music and also yes also i need class participation
02:24okay for my classmates all right this is a book report yeah so every time i say g-man i need y'all
02:31to say g-man okay okay i can do that i can represent can i get a practice g-man g-man perfect thank you
02:39guys cue my music please all right oh my god oh my god
02:46this is not this this is turn it up orlando this is disney right here we about to get in trouble
02:57wait for my part there it is okay in the history of major league baseball only 22 players have ever
03:06made it to the big leagues from south korea today my report is on one of them ray's first baseman
03:13and designated hitter the south korean slugger g-man choy choy first signed with the seattle
03:21mariners organization in 2010 when he was just 18 years old he has been with the baltimore orioles
03:28the los angeles angels the new york yankees the milwaukee brewers before debuting with the rays in
03:35july of 2018 g-man g-man used to be a catcher growing up in korea but said he switched to first
03:43base because of the risk of getting hurt from home plate collisions g-man g-man bats lefty but
03:51july of this year he started switch hitting and his first hit as a righty was a home run
03:56okay g-man g-man is listed at 6'1 260 pounds he still lives in incheon south korea some of his
04:06teammates call him g-money or g'd up he likes to go fishing and plays golf g-man g-man speaks pretty
04:14good english but often uses an interpreter during interviews last season choy made 850 000 with the
04:21rays and tomorrow when the world series begins he will be just the fourth south korean player ever to
04:28play for the championship ladies and gentlemen g-man choy
04:32g-man here you go all right g-man choy i love the music that was fantastic very good right there any
04:39complaints make that to beasley media and care of david i love it that was fantastic all right he got
04:46music she got a go ahead orlando are you next i'll go next uh let's see here uh i don't have a chant
04:53but i will tell you that my book report is on randy rosarina is that randy rosarina his nickname is el
05:00huh what dobby's music is still playing sorry randy's nickname is el cojite cubano the cuban rocket
05:11that he was born in a small town of arroyos de mantua in cuba and his first love is soccer now
05:18while he's cuban that's his home his heart is in mexico just 30 minutes away from the san diego park
05:26that they earned the acl the alcs championship and he got the mvp now he said at 19 he earned
05:35more than his mom in his first season in cuba he made four dollars a month and eventually he made 38
05:42dollars a month now this is a big deal because he's a household name now five years ago on a small
05:48boat he fled cuba and started his baseball journey in mexico yes apparently uh they uh have sent some
05:57of their very best and most talented not just their criminals and by the way uh while he was cubano
06:04uh he uh did state that he hopes to represent mexico in international play such as the olympics to honor
06:10his three-year-old daughter who still lives in mexico and his friends and family who are there as well
06:15a rosina uh a rose a rose arena a rose arena that's right said that he uh still hopes conditions
06:24will improve one day for all cubans uh including ball players he said there's a lot of cuban ball
06:29players that want to represent cuba for example in the world baseball classic and uh an important
06:35tournament but because of politics they can't and he added for my part i would never represent cuba
06:41until everything changes uh he made his debut in the major leagues for the st louis cardinals but
06:46got traded to the race in a trade due to due to covid he was he wasn't allowed to uh participate
06:52and he made uh the only dish that he knows how to make while he was on quarantine and that is
06:58arroz con pollo there you go chicken and rice and he did 300 push-ups a day he blasted three home runs
07:05in five games to get past the yankees in the division series then he blasted four to pass the
07:11astros and he uh passed our beloved ray evan longoria's rookie home run record of six with his
07:18seven thank you cuba thank you mexico and thank you to the big bat of randy el cojite cubano
07:25i rose arena also big shout out to mike brousseau who went to my high school he also knocked out a home run
07:31nice all right all right there we go and then there was one take a seat take a seat okay pull
07:40this up what am i doing it i got some music myself do not play it do not play it just y'all
07:46notice who the competitive folks are i'm gonna point at you when i'm ready for you to play it
07:51mr orlando davis okay but i don't need music while i'm doing this okay all right this is music you
07:58want me to play when you get ready yes i'll point at you when i'm ready when you're ready all right
08:02okay so if you didn't already know one of the best race pitchers is none other than tyler glass now right
08:08here on the back of my jersey you see that that's right that's right i thought you said right here
08:12it was time for me to play it okay all right glass now was born august 1993 so he's a virgo and has a
08:19great personality ladies and a little bit about tyler as a person like i said he is a virgo they're normally
08:24very humble and affectionate people along with their desire to see the best in people and they're
08:29always willing to help others so as you can tell he'd be a great husband and perfect when you have
08:34kids he previously played for the pittsburgh pirates so you know he's used to getting that booty
08:39virgos are quite sensual people and have a lot of finesse in the bedroom and now for the most
08:44important part about tyler his stats in baseball tyler glass now is shockingly six feet eight inches tall
08:51so you can wear your tallest heels lady all around him and not worry about those awkward
08:56looking pictures oh yeah we worry about he also has beautiful long wavy hair that says i take care
09:03of myself just as much as you do ladies glass now has gorgeous blue eyes and weighs in at a whopping
09:10225 pounds he has a medium frame that says i love being fit but i won't constantly be in the gym
09:17because i want to spend more time with you tyler has never been married and is only 27 years old
09:23he definitely doesn't have a ton of baggage which is a huge plus when you're dating a player
09:28and for the last and most important stat of all tyler makes over two million dollars a year which
09:35gives you that luxury lifestyle in a beautiful home so you can have that millionaire status which is very
09:40important when dating a player so in conclusion tyler glass now is not only beautiful he's super tall
09:47built a millionaire and a successful pitcher for the rays who will hopefully win the world series
09:52making it tampa bay's first world series and i cannot wait for it to happen ladies and gentlemen
09:58can you sing with me right now my darling rays i can't get enough of your wins baby
10:06boys i don't know i don't know i don't know why glass now i can't get enough of your love and your wins baby
10:15some things i want to get used to it's for you to win the world series i know you love it it's okay
10:25sit back and watch it's like the more you give the more i want and rays that's no lie it's no lie
10:33no lie rays that's right so tell me rays what can i say what can i do how should i feel when
10:43you bring home the trophy too what is this feeling hits me all inside it gives me the feeling all deep
10:51down inside glass now is it your pitch you've given me the sweep i want rays are you ready
10:59come on tampa bay oh that's right oh that's right uh that's right
11:03oh my god
11:07wow so those are those are the stats that the ladies want to hear obviously that is not right yes
11:28so if you want to vote on who won i don't know if there's a winner i think we all just lost
11:36the fact that the bay area had to hear you sing i got it i cannot sing oh you had the sluttiest book
11:46report ever you're in front of the class like yes ladies he's a man's man oh my god all right text your
11:54grades a today four two nine zero nine four one a to f do the regular grading scale we're gonna come
12:00back because we gotta plead the fifth to go oh my god i you know i like davis yeah even though i can't
12:08say i liked it because it wasn't racially appropriate cultural it was cultural appropriation
12:13uh but wow that was that was uh that was something that's a little bit of different flavor
12:21that we bring you in the studio don't sing i cannot sing and i was in choir for like so many years
12:27they would always sit me in the back of the choir on no microphones around me that choir that those
12:32the gates of heaven was slam on those songs right there all right we got some more coming
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