Dope Thief Season 1 Episode 1
Dope Thief Season 1 Episode 1
Dope Thief Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00We got one on the porch, and two inside.
00:16What's in that bag?
00:17He keeps going in that bag.
00:20The hell is that, man?
00:24Yo, I don't know anymore whether to laugh or cry, man.
00:28And whose house is this?
00:30Grandma?
00:31Grandma, what big eyes you have?
00:36Hey, look at this water, shit in this kid's mouth.
00:40Yo, what you think he holding, hmm?
00:47I feel dying, Santa, though.
00:48No, man, I mean the candy, the dulce.
00:51What dulce?
00:51Cachipo de dulce.
00:52Wow, what did you lie?
00:54See, bro? That was good.
00:55I understand you when you talk, man.
00:57I know what you're saying.
01:00Yo, man, I really hope, I really hope it's not a grandma's caramel.
01:04That's grandma's caramel.
01:05Like a bowl that your grandma had?
01:06With a bunch of brine?
01:07Like a brine?
01:08Like the caramel's in the...
01:09All right, man, let's bust this up, bro.
01:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:11Why can't I bust these kids just so you know what kind of candy they have?
01:13Come on, man.
01:14That's part of the job, man.
01:15This is ridiculous.
01:16You put this badge on, time to play, bro.
01:18Okay, just listen, man.
01:19What's up, what's up?
01:20Bro, these are babies.
01:23Yeah, man.
01:24Okay?
01:25They need to learn, man.
01:26They ever gonna die, they gonna get better at this shit.
01:27I don't wanna take the risk.
01:29Risk?
01:30Mani, what risk?
01:31Babies are dangerous, motherfucker.
01:35Stupid is dangerous?
01:36Right.
01:37Stupid is the most dangerous, Mani, that's right.
01:40So that's what we need to educate them.
01:42Okay, let's go.
01:44You know, it's my birthday today.
01:50Sorry.
01:51I don't wanna play.
01:53Let's go.
02:19Trick or treat.
02:20What's your name, kid?
02:23Jerome.
02:24Let's go inside, Jerome.
02:38Knock twice, wait, and tell them that you need to take a piss.
02:47Yo, I need to come inside.
02:50Let's go.
02:54Let's go.
02:56Let's go.
02:57Take a breath.
02:58Let's go.
02:59Let's go.
03:08Let's go.
03:09Let's go.
03:10Let's go.
03:11Take a breath.
03:12Let's go.
03:13Let's go.
03:14Take a breath.
03:15Let's go.
03:16Let's go.
03:17Let's go.
03:18Let's go.
03:19Let's go.
03:20Let's go.
03:21Let's go.
03:22Let's go.
03:23Let's go.
03:24Let's go.
03:25Let's go.
03:26Let's go.
03:27Let's go.
03:28Let's go.
03:29Let's go.
03:30Let's go.
03:31Let's go.
03:32Let's go.
03:33Let's go.
03:34Let's go.
03:35Let's go.
03:36Let's go.
03:37Let's go.
03:38Serious lemonade stand, man.
03:39Hey, you know instead of selling pop rock, you selling crack rock, huh?
03:42Hey.
03:43Soire this Jerome.
03:44Oh, we got Jerome in the house.
03:47We got Jerome in the hat.
03:49In your mouth.
03:50What's going on, Jerome?
03:51Hey, where the hell kind of babysitter are you, man?
03:54This is terrible.
03:55Right?
03:56I mean, look at this.
03:57The worst damned daycare I've ever seen in my life.
03:58Hey, Iverson Junior, look at me.
04:00Talk to me, man.
04:01Where's the money and the rest of the shit?
04:02Hey, keep your mouth shut, Jerome.
04:04You know, as a matter of fact, I'm talking to you now.
04:07Who the man of the house right now, Jerome?
04:11That's funny.
04:12I'm going to ask you again.
04:15Who's the man of the house right now, Jerome?
04:18You.
04:19That's right.
04:20This one, man, this one right here.
04:22Let me tell you something.
04:23When you standing tall in front of the judge,
04:24I'm your only friend, man.
04:26So what you want me to do?
04:27Shh!
04:28Fuck!
04:29Fuck, fucking, don't you.
04:32Calm down.
04:32Don't set it.
04:34Don't go the fuck.
04:34Go over there, man.
04:35Shh!
04:36Yo, who the fuck is upstairs, Jerome?
04:37Who the fuck?
04:38Hey, hey!
04:40Shh!
04:41Who the fuck is upstairs, Jerome?
04:43Oh, man.
04:44See, man?
04:45I tried to help you.
04:46Hey, hey, both of you.
04:47Faces in the carpet.
04:48I'm tired of repeating myself.
04:50Talk to him, man.
04:51Put your weapon on the stairs.
04:52No.
04:53Is it your dad?
04:54Who is it?
04:55Talk to him.
04:56Who's upstairs, man?
04:57Who's upstairs?
04:58Hey, what'd you say?
04:59Taylor Swift, what'd you say?
05:00What did she say, Jerome?
05:01She said Ronald Maybe.
05:02She said Ronald Maybe.
05:03Maybe.
05:04Ronald Maybe.
05:05Ronald, what, from the famous Maybe family?
05:06Who the fuck is Ronald Maybe?
05:07Ronald!
05:08Ronald, put your weapon down where we can see it now.
05:11Hey, Ronald, look.
05:12You know you messed up, right?
05:13All right?
05:14First of all, you discharged your weapon in a closed structure,
05:17OK?
05:18That's one.
05:19Two, you left Barney down here with his friends unattended.
05:21That's a big mistake, man.
05:22It's terrible.
05:23We can change this, man.
05:24Let's write a children's story that you can tell them
05:26when you tuck them in at night.
05:27It's called Ronald Makes the Right Decision.
05:30All right?
05:31So why don't you come down here, put the gun down,
05:33and come talk to us like a man.
05:35What you think?
05:38You hear me, Ronald?
05:42Drop it!
05:43Hey, Ronald!
05:44Hey, Ronald!
05:45Drop it!
05:46Don't you move, Ronald!
05:47Don't you fucking move!
05:49Don't you move!
05:55Come on down here, man.
05:56Come on down here.
05:57Go right in the living room, face down.
06:00Wipe them tears off your eyes first.
06:08All right.
06:11All right.
06:12Nap time for Ronald.
06:14All right, nap time.
06:16Lay them little heads down.
06:17You act right, you make it a juice box after.
06:19You know what?
06:20Let me tell y'all a bedtime story.
06:25There once was a kid who went to juvie.
06:27No gangs, no set.
06:29Had to make friends fast.
06:31And then when he turned 18,
06:33he had to ride that bus up to Greaterford.
06:35See, y'all like y'all toys.
06:37Your chains, your kicks, your guns, your video games.
06:40But on the inside, you're the toy.
06:43People gonna trade your ass for a blanket.
06:46On the inside, you the gold chain dangling around somebody's neck.
06:51On the inside, you the shoes on the bottom of somebody's feet.
06:54On the inside, you somebody's video game.
06:56Shhh.
06:57Shhh.
06:58Backup's outside.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Hey.
07:01Y'all think about what I say.
07:02They gonna play your ass until they break your ass.
07:04Here you go.
07:05All right?
07:06Stand!
07:07Two!
07:08I told you babies are dangerous, yo.
07:09We made it out, man.
07:10Just keep going.
07:11I'm getting too good at this, man.
07:12You almost convinced me with a real DEA.
07:13A real DEA with a shot back here, man.
07:14Let's count that money.
07:15You said there were only three people in there.
07:16Ray, we need another guy by the door.
07:17And I've been telling you this for five years.
07:18I'm gonna take your ass.
07:19Here you go.
07:20All right?
07:21Stand!
07:22Two!
07:23I told you babies are dangerous, yo.
07:24We made it out, man.
07:25Just keep going.
07:26I'm getting too good at this, man.
07:27You almost convinced me with a real DEA.
07:29A real DEA with a shot back here, man.
07:31Let's count that money.
07:33You said there were only three people in there.
07:40Ray, we need another guy by the door.
07:44And I've been telling you this for fucking...
07:46So what, you want to split this with a third?
07:47Yeah.
07:48We need to take a break anyway, all right?
07:50Because word could be getting around, you know what I'm saying?
07:52Brother, if there's 4G in there, I'm good.
07:55Not even close, bro.
07:58But hey, I did love that it was the man of the house shit.
08:01But you mean the command voice, right?
08:03Yeah, the command voice.
08:04You got the gift, man.
08:05Man, thank you, man.
08:06But, uh, it's just about the authority bias, man.
08:09Like, they just want to believe somebody in charge.
08:11So you, uh, project certainty, you know?
08:14You don't give them no choice.
08:15Hey, I want it!
08:17Yeah!
08:20Excuse me!
08:21Fuck you, Junior!
08:23Lady!
08:31They're just kids, brother.
08:34Oh, which reminds me...
08:38Man, what's this, man?
08:40Tangier from Babies.
08:41Oh, Jolly Ranchers!
08:44Man, you shouldn't have, man.
08:46Happy birthday, motherfucker.
08:48I knew you ain't forget.
08:49Don't forget.
08:50I do what I want, I do what I like, and the world's facing off, yeah.
09:06Nobody.
09:07Nobody.
09:08Nobody.
09:12Wine and kill.
09:14If I burn it, it's mine.
09:17You can't stop me.
09:18Hey!
09:19Family no gon' suffer.
09:21Oh, inna my lifetime.
09:23They be fine, doin' proper.
09:25No lie, lie.
09:26Give me strength, let me prosper.
09:28Daddy say you want me to be lawyer, be doctor.
09:30Riff raff, kiddie gun, window shopper.
09:33Oh, you're fine, boy.
09:34Take away auntie.
09:35Bougie.
09:36Ah, delay.
09:37Oh, I fancy.
09:38When I see a tie.
09:39Wine and kill.
09:41If I burn it, it's mine.
09:44You can't stop me, oh.
09:46You can't stop me.
09:47Wine and kill.
09:49You can't stop me, oh.
09:51You can't stop me.
09:52Wine and kill.
09:54You can't stop me, oh.
09:56You can't stop me.
09:58And now, our day lottery drawing.
10:01First, today's lap number eight.
10:08Next up, pick three.
10:10Pick three, all right, there we go.
10:12Christ door.
10:13I thought I was a murderer.
10:15Oh, that's why you leave that door open?
10:17Hey, look.
10:19I feel like it's gonna be a lucky day, don't you?
10:21Hey, hey, keep parking, parking.
10:23Hey, what is you living on?
10:27Hey, what is you living on in here, lady?
10:29That's expired.
10:30And that's expired.
10:31Okay.
10:32Okay.
10:41Hey, what's up?
10:42What's all these, what's all these bills?
10:44What's wrong with you?
10:45None of your beeswax.
10:46MRI.
10:47A pet scan.
10:48Hey, what's wrong with you?
10:49What are these tests here?
10:50Hey, what's all these tests saying?
10:52They say I'm an old bag.
10:54I think you need a test to tell me that.
10:57The mouth.
10:59The mouth.
11:19Raymond, you want coffee?
11:21Yeah, am I making it a you?
11:23You know what?
11:24Never mind.
11:25I'm leaving anyway.
11:26I gotta go to work.
11:30Hey, Manny's coming to pick me up.
11:32Degenerous.
11:42Hey, seriously.
11:44What's wrong with you?
11:48You sick?
11:50You need money?
11:55I can't pay anybody like that.
11:56Hey, what I worked so hard for?
11:58You just said how much you need.
11:59I need 10 grand.
12:01The hell you need 10 grand for?
12:03I don't expect you to have that kind of money.
12:05No, no, no.
12:06It's, you know, it's, uh...
12:08How are you painting so many houses in this cold?
12:12Interiors?
12:14What?
12:20Anything you want to say to me today?
12:22Yeah.
12:23Can you walk Shermie for me?
12:24He's been cooped up all day.
12:26Haven't you, Daddy?
12:27Yeah.
12:28And don't forget to pick up your shit.
12:34Shermie, you gonna take this shit away?
12:40Hey, what's up?
12:43Hey, you.
12:44Come on.
12:45Look who's back in the game.
12:50What's up, Ray?
12:53When they let you out, Convy.
12:55Three weeks ago from Chester.
12:58Braderford before that.
13:00Don't say hey to Harlan for me then.
13:02Uh...
13:04No, man.
13:05That's, that's, uh...
13:06That's a whole John.
13:08Now, Harlan tried to burn some dude in segregation.
13:12Damn.
13:13What?
13:17Yeah.
13:19Uh...
13:20Hey, Theresa.
13:22How are you?
13:23Just peachy.
13:24Shit bird.
13:25Bring Shermie in before he gets away.
13:27Where are you going?
13:28He a fossil.
13:29You pick up the shit, Raymond?
13:32Yeah, Raymond.
13:34Pick up the shit.
13:35I'll pick up the shit.
13:39All right.
13:40Give me a minute.
13:45Craig.
13:46Yeah?
13:47Come here.
13:48I got a minute.
13:49No, no.
13:50Come here.
13:51Come here.
13:52I want you to come in here and sit down.
13:53Close your eyes.
13:54Close them.
13:56What are you on, lady?
13:57Do as I say.
13:58Okay.
14:00Down.
14:02Eyes closed.
14:03Open.
14:08You're a hopeless prick.
14:10You thought I forgot.
14:14No matter how you slice it...
14:19There's no topping you.
14:21See, I see what that is.
14:24You know, your father ain't coming home.
14:26How long?
14:27I don't know.
14:28But if your aunt's fed up,
14:31Stick with me.
14:32We'll be okay, huh?
14:38Come on.
14:39Hey.
14:41Happy birthday, you piece of shit.
14:43I've never done any strong arm, but...
14:58You know, like I said, I'm willing to learn.
15:01I'm just trying to get back on my feet, Conley.
15:04So you found Manny?
15:06Hmm?
15:09He didn't tell you what we do, did he?
15:12Uh, no.
15:13Just that you just needed muscle for something.
15:15Man, it's not about muscle, all right?
15:17It's about being smart.
15:19So, uh...
15:20You guys were close in the inside, right?
15:26I mean, not at first.
15:28No.
15:29But, uh...
15:30We came to a mutual respect, right?
15:37So, you guys kinda like...
15:38Yup.
15:40You gettin' it?
15:42Yeah, we just take our cut from the chaos, right?
15:44It's like, uh...
15:46It's like when there's too many deer in the woods, right?
15:48You gotta call the hunters to trim the population.
15:51Otherwise, the deer is to eat all the crops, wander into the road.
15:55So...
15:57You guys are kinda like...
16:00Wild deer?
16:03No, man.
16:04No.
16:05We, uh...
16:07We the hunters, bro.
16:09The city's overrun.
16:11And we only take from the weak ones now.
16:13Just enough to pay our net for a couple of months.
16:16And the main thing is, these kind of people, they can't do anything about it.
16:20But there's a right way to do this.
16:21Just because we're not real law enforcement doesn't mean we're not professional.
16:27See, the key is preparation, right?
16:30By the time we go in, I already know the place.
16:33And the trick is to control the situation, right?
16:35They already know the drill.
16:36DEA!
16:37DEA!
16:38Hands up!
16:39DEA!
16:40Get up!
16:41Get up!
16:42Get up!
16:43Hey!
16:44Everybody has to pay the karma tax.
16:46See, it's not about muscle.
16:47You see what I'm sayin'?
16:48It's about attitude.
16:49Real or fake?
16:50The command voice, right?
16:51Because people, they don't...
16:52They don't respect the badge like they used to.
16:54You know what I'm sayin'?
16:55So, uh...
16:56You gotta prove that we the ones in charge.
16:57Two scary motherfuckers.
17:00But discipline, man.
17:01Discipline.
17:02Take the decision off their hands.
17:04Really about their safety.
17:05Right?
17:06Yeah.
17:07The expector got benched.
17:08So the show has got to be impeccable, man.
17:10Fuck it up!
17:11Fuck it up!
17:12Keep it fast.
17:13Don't think twice until they're on that ground.
17:14Get the fuck down!
17:15Stay there!
17:16Stay there!
17:17If you're good, they don't remember your face.
17:19Just the badge.
17:20Just the badge, man.
17:22And if they push back, I give them the old, you know,
17:24what are you doin' with your life speech.
17:26Or...
17:27I go ballistic on them.
17:28That part.
17:29Here's the thing, Rick.
17:31These guys...
17:34They deserve wars.
17:37They're fucking poisoning the city.
17:40We'll get them all.
17:42All types.
17:45From the corner crack dealer to the zombies for the horse strength.
17:49When you put them in them cuffs, man, they all cry to Jesus, right?
17:53They all got tattoos that say born to kill, born to lose, born to die, some shit.
17:57Realistic goals.
17:58Realistic as fuck.
18:07All right, don't get me wrong.
18:09I admire the whole...
18:12Fucking production, but...
18:14Uh, here in the 215...
18:17Yous are gonna get your head shot off with two fucking G a piece.
18:24But...
18:25Drive a couple hours out to my turf.
18:31Or bank for your buck.
18:35Off the top of my head, I could name you three, four, five easy marks.
18:39It's nothing but crank and bank, baby.
18:47Huh?
18:49Hmm?
18:51This motherfucker, man.
18:53You believe any of that shit?
18:54I believe he burned through most of Philly, yeah.
18:58Yeah, but he don't trust him.
19:02If you gotta hit pause.
19:03Just...
19:04I'm totally cool.
19:05No, man.
19:06No, no.
19:09Theresa, man, she need ten grand.
19:12Yeah, I think she's sick or some shit.
19:15Why are you talking about me?
19:18You know, she wouldn't tell me.
19:19You know how she is.
19:20I think it's like...
19:21Some female shit, to be honest with you.
19:23Sorry.
19:24Shari's moving in with me.
19:32She's gonna throw up housewarming fire or something like that.
19:38Don't you already live there, ain't it already warm?
19:40Why are you like that?
19:41I'm just saying.
19:42I'm just asking, man.
19:43It's like...
19:44Yo, yo, I just...
19:45Hey, Manny, Manny.
19:46Hey, you know that I love Shari, right?
19:47Yeah, you love her, but what?
19:49But we need to figure this shit out, man.
19:50Get enough money in the bag.
19:51This is a side hustle, right?
19:55This shit doesn't determine my life.
19:56Yeah, well, it's not a side hustle when it's your only source of income, my guy.
20:01See?
20:03She gave me this.
20:06Jesus Malverde.
20:10This dude is the patron saint of the drug dealers.
20:18Get the fuck out of here, man.
20:19I'm kidding about it.
20:20No, man.
20:21Listen, listen.
20:22This guy was some kind of Robin Hood, like an angel of the poor.
20:27I swear to God, shut the fuck up, man.
20:30And he was a thief that became a saint.
20:35She sees the best in me, man.
20:40What about Rick?
20:42What about...
20:43Hmm?
20:44Hey, just see if you can get an address, man.
20:46Or something.
20:47Make sure he ain't full of shit.
20:49Okay?
20:50Okay.
20:51Now do some recon, man.
20:52I'll contact son, see if that place is on his radar.
20:54All right.
20:55Or you know you can become the angel of the poor.
20:56Fuck that.
20:57I'm just saying, man.
20:58It's an option.
20:59You know she got that from a bodega.
21:00I'm just saying it.
21:01All right, man.
21:02Whatever.
21:03Okay?
21:18What's going on, Papi?
21:19Whoa!
21:20It's a party, right?
21:21Okay, I'll see you there.
21:22I'll be in there, man.
21:23All right.
21:24Hey!
21:25What's up?
21:26This is...
21:27Supposedly a dog in the bathroom.
21:28I love it.
21:29Yeah?
21:30I love it.
21:31Hey, yeah, all right.
21:32Thank you for trying.
21:33You kind of look like you do, right?
21:34Don't do that.
21:35All right, all right.
21:36Hey, what's up, bud?
21:37Yeah.
21:38Can you do that?
21:39Go to that.
21:40Man, she wants me to fix this thing, like, right now.
21:42Fix what?
21:43Man, man, you know how much I hurt the sweet for this shit, man.
21:47Look at this.
21:48I know.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Hey, my mama.
21:51And you get an address from...
21:52Whoa.
21:53Don't talk about that shit here.
21:54What?
21:57Yes, I did.
21:59I'll text it to you in a minute.
22:03Yes.
22:10Ray.
22:11Honey.
22:12Hey.
22:13Manny says you're not drinking anymore.
22:15He did?
22:16I feel bad.
22:17Yeah.
22:18Can I get you anything?
22:19No, Sherry, I'm good.
22:20You sure?
22:21Yeah, I just needed some space from the...
22:23Shirley Temple?
22:24You got grenadine in there?
22:25Hey.
22:26What the hell is a grenadine?
22:27Never mind.
22:28Hey.
22:29I'm good.
22:31Go dance with me, babe.
22:32I'm with you.
22:33I'm with you.
22:34I'm with you.
22:35I'm love you.
22:37I miss you, too, baby.
22:38I miss you.
22:39Nice to meet you.
22:40Hey.
22:41Hi, hi, hi, hi.
22:42I'm with you.
22:43Hey, hi, hi, hi, hi.
22:44Hi.
22:45Hi, hi.
22:46Hi, hi.
22:47Hi, hi, hi, hi.
22:48Hi.
22:49Hey, hi.
22:50Hi.
22:51Hi.
22:52Hi.
22:53I don't know all the things you've done, Cully, but if you can't stay and face them, wherever
23:12you're going, take me with you. You don't have to be afraid with me, Cully. I wouldn't
23:19try and make you do anything you didn't want to do. You're a woman, aren't you? You coming
23:27out or do I come in and get you? You shouldn't have left that Apache pony outside. We spotted
23:36Jeezy.
23:49Name's Ray. Hey. I've been cleaning up. I've been cleaning up. I've been cleaning up. I've been
24:19clean and sober for 28 days now. Thank you. Thank you. And I've been thinking about when's
24:32a stranger not a stranger anymore? The lady who raised me, basically, she was my dad's old
24:42lady. And she took me in. She took me in when he went down, did his bed. And she's sick
24:52now, I think. I think she's sick. She won't really say, but I think she's sick. And I can't
25:02stop thinking about that. You know, like one different turn and I wouldn't even know her.
25:12And now I'd rather be sick instead of her. Yeah. Maybe I am sick. Maybe I am sick. I should
25:24tell him it's self-medicating though. I'm telling you, man, because sobriety. Oh my God.
25:30Sobriety. Woo. Sobriety. You know, I saw this tweaker, right? This base head strung out.
25:40And I felt like I knew her. Like I knew exactly who she was. I was like, because I could feel
25:47like the cage that she put herself in. You know? My dad, he used to lock me up just like
26:07that. Yeah. He used to lock me in the closet because he didn't want me catching him. He
26:12was getting high. He didn't want me to see his ass. And I was like, I like this. Right?
26:19I was like, I like this. Fuck with this. It's all right. Um, you know, because sometimes
26:27you, sometimes you just like, you don't want to see.
26:41You don't want to see so much. Sound like I was a dog in a kennel, right?
26:56I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke
27:01was on me. Oh, no. I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see
27:15that the joke was on me. Oh, no. I started to cry. Which started the whole world laughing. Oh, if I
27:37did not see that the joke was on me. Oh, no. I looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes. And I fell out of bed.
27:44hurting my head from things that I said.
27:51Till I finally died. Which started the whole world crying.
27:58living. Oh, if I finally died. Which started the whole world living. Oh, if I finally died.
28:05And I fell out of bed. And I fell out of bed. And I fell out of bed. And I fell out of bed.
28:10And I fell out of bed. I fell out of bed. I fell out of bed. I kali. I fell out of bed.
28:37I hate this song it's so self-pitying it's like listen to this guy make
28:42everything about him. You know you analyze everything. You're gonna be a lawyer someday.
28:46That's what my dad says. Shit. Your dad's a cop you know what cops do?
29:05They always call you by your full formal name. Like, hey how's it going over there Raymond?
29:16How's the homework coming along Marlotta? My dad calls me Mars. Ah Mars. God of war. And a candy bar.
29:31Jolly Ranchers.
29:38Yo right here, cut your lights man. Cut your lights. Right here to the rain man. Pull to this driveway.
29:46Very easy. Very easy.
29:53Hey look make sure they see them badges alright? Yeah. These people they've been sucking fumes for a long time.
30:01Oh f-
30:16Brother no no he's good. Get amped dog. No no no he's good. Okay he's good. Just put that on. Okay?
30:28Okay focus. Hey hey hey focus alright? Alright. Right here this is us okay? I'm gonna go down along this fence here alright? You two are gonna go around back towards that barn.
30:43Make sure we get up to each door at the same time. We do this together one unit alright? Textbook shit. Alright once you get to the spot I want you to key this button on your radio two times alright? I'm gonna key back and that's gonna be your sign alright?
30:55Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo hey hey. This is all show okay? Do not fire alright? These are cookers. There's acetone, ether, chrysons, whatever the fuck else they got in there. You shoot off, the whole thing goes up like a hillbilly Chernobyl. You understand me?
31:12Yeah. You got it. Yeah.
31:17Alright y'all ready to get this bray? Yeah fuck yeah. Man keep your fucking voice down. What the fuck is wrong with you?
31:24Alright. Alrighty. Alrighty. Alright. Let's get this fucking money man. Alright. Let's go.
31:41Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Keep your fucking gun down bro. Seriously.
31:54Get on the ground. Let's go.
32:09Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Get on the ground.
32:23I'll come here, okay, just remember what Ray said.
32:36What the fuck Ray said?
32:38What Ray said?
32:39Shhh.
32:53Jack?
33:11Jack?
33:12He's in the lab.
33:23DEA!
33:26This is fucking DEA, bitch!
33:31Get out of the fucking car!
33:32Federal agents!
33:33DEA!
33:34Federal agents!
33:35DEA!
33:36Get down on the fucking ground!
33:37Get down on the ground!
33:38Hurry up!
33:39Hurry up, man!
33:40This is an abuse of justice.
33:44Come.
33:45Fuck, hold still.
33:47Hold still!
33:48Fuck!
33:49I wanna see a warrant!
33:52Shut him up.
33:54Shut him up.
33:56Shut him up.
33:57Shut the fuck up, you piety fuck!
34:01Shut it!
34:02Shut it!
34:03Federal agents!
34:04Like hell, you're fucking feds.
34:05Hey, listen, lady.
34:06Listen, listen, listen.
34:07Take a breath, all right?
34:08Take a deep breath, all right?
34:09Jack!
34:10Jack!
34:11Nobody needs to get hurt.
34:12Jack!
34:13Who is Jack?
34:15Drop the gun!
34:17Drop your fucking gun!
34:22No!
34:23No!
34:24No!
34:25Shit!
34:26What the fuck?
34:27No!
34:28Hey, it's okay.
34:29Hey, look at me.
34:30Look at me, okay?
34:31No.
34:32No.
34:33Fuck!
34:34Fuck!
34:35Fuck!
34:36Fuck!
34:37Fuck!
34:38Fuck!
34:39Fuck!
34:40Fuck!
34:41Fuck!
34:42Fuck!
34:43Fuck!
34:44Fuck!
34:45Fuck!
34:46Fuck!
34:47Fuck!
34:48Whoa!
34:49Fuck!
34:50Fuck!
34:51Fuck!
34:52Fuck man!
34:53Fuck!
34:58Me!
35:01Me!
35:03Me!
35:04Me!
35:06What?
35:07Me!
35:09Fuck!
35:10Who the fuck was it?
35:12Fuck!
35:13Fuck man!
35:14Fuck!
35:15Look at me. Come on man. Hey, it's okay. Hey, and we're gonna get you to a hospital, man. We're gonna get you to a hospital, all right?
35:31What's up?
35:33What's up, man? Talk to me. Talk to me, Rick. What's up, man? Talk to me.
35:45Yeah, convict. Yeah, you, yeah, you, yeah, you fucking did, man. But it's all right. We're gonna get you out of here, okay? Rick. Rick. Rick. Come on, man. Fuck. Fuck. Okay. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay.
36:00Ray, what are we gonna do, man? Hold on, man. I'm gonna fucking take it straight, man. I'm gonna take it straight. I'm gonna take it straight.
36:08We need to, uh... We gotta, we gotta find the money. Fuck the... We gotta find the money, man.
36:13Ray. We're gonna send it to me. We need to find the money, because we didn't come all the way out here to do this shit for free, bro.
36:19So, come on, man. Come on. Help me. Help me with this shit, man. I know I'm gonna get to fucking over here somewhere.
36:24Man. Man. Come on, man. Get your fucking head in the game, man. Let's go.
36:43Man. Come on.
37:05Come on.
37:07What the fuck?
37:20Yo.
37:21Yo.
37:21Hey.
37:22What?
37:22What?
37:23Where's the dead lady?
37:26What?
37:26The fucking dead lady that was right here, man.
37:29Where is she, man?
37:30Shh.
37:31Splash is gonna blow, bro.
37:33What?
37:34Splash is gonna blow.
37:37Splash is gonna blow.
38:08Hey, man.
38:09Let's go, man.
38:10Come on.
38:12What the fuck is you doing, man?
38:13Go.
38:14Go.
38:18Let's go.
38:18Let's go.
38:19Let's go.
38:25We should have stayed and looked for that lady, right?
38:27Right?
38:27We should have stayed and looked for that lady, right?
38:30Yo, who is that?
38:30Who the fuck is that?
38:31What?
38:31Yo, who's going down there, man?
38:33Whose car is that?
38:35Did they see us coming out?
38:36I don't know, man.
38:36I don't fucking know.
38:37Shit, man.
38:38What the fuck?
38:39Oh, shit.
38:42Oh, shit.
38:50Get any idea, Rick?
38:51I don't know.
38:51What does anybody else know about our business?
38:53Son?
38:54Son got just as much to lose as we do, man.
38:56If we're got on the street that he was selling all the shit that we gave him from other dealers,
38:59please.
38:59Oh, yeah?
39:00If they put a gun in his kid's mouth, he's going to talk fast.
39:04Damn it, man.
39:06Fuck.
39:06God.
39:07Damn it, man.
39:11It's a deer.
39:12I can see that, Manny.
39:13I can see that.
39:17What's it doing here?
39:18It fucking lives out here, Manny.
39:20Okay?
39:21We got to go.
39:22All right?
39:22Let's go.
39:24Let's go.
39:24Let's go.
39:26Help me, man.
39:27Let's go.
39:27You boys coming back from Marshmallows?
39:35Oh, shit.
39:35My radio.
39:37Don't have my radio, man.
39:39Hey, hey, hey.
39:39What do you say?
39:40Let's slow down.
39:42I can't remember.
39:42Don't get to know each other.
39:43Don't keep that shit.
39:44Don't keep that shit, man.
39:45Let's go.
39:46Come on.
39:47Let's go, Manny.
39:49Throw that shit.
39:50Manny, I'm in.
39:51Throw that shit out.
39:51Just drive a car, Manny.
39:52Let's go.
39:54I was thinking maybe you left us behind
39:57because you wanted to resolve the situation.
40:03Say I speak Mars code.
40:08I got to tell you, buddy,
40:09this looked like just another cooker's tragedy.
40:12Oh, Manny sells him with it.
40:14Bro, this piece of shit only works for like half a mile.
40:19They're right behind us.
40:21You get it?
40:23The problem with that scenario
40:25is this walkie-talkie,
40:27which I can't figure,
40:29unless you as cops,
40:31and this thing is not police issue.
40:33So I can conclude that you cocksuckers
40:38took our money and dope.
40:45Here's an alternative plan.
40:48You tell me where you are.
40:50Drop the bags out the door.
40:52Then this becomes a funny story to tell your grandkids,
40:56but how you almost got blowtarched to death.
41:00Instead of a sad story in the paper
41:02about two bodies in the woods,
41:05rape with shotguns.
41:08See, man, see this guy the real deal, man.
41:10That's the command voice, Manny.
41:12That's the command voice I've been telling you about, man.
41:14You think you'd be tough to find
41:16in your Scooby-Doo van?
41:19Hey, man, see the lame jokes, man, the threats?
41:21This motherfucker's the real deal, man.
41:23Ray, shut the fuck up.
41:24Listen to the hell, man.
41:29You think no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:33You think you're the real reality?
41:36You think you're the real reality?
41:40Okay, hey, turn off up here, man.
41:42Up here. Get off this shit. Come on.
41:43We gotta get out of here.
41:45Fuck this shit.
41:54We gotta get out of here.
42:00We gotta get out of here.
42:02We have another one.
42:03Let's go.
42:33Fuck.
43:03Come on!
43:05You can't come in here.
43:15We need to start prepping her for surgery.
43:18We need this information now.
43:19You got a pad?
43:42If I die, don't fuck me.
44:04Somebody else knew about our deal.
44:14What the hell were you doing?
44:15All right, Mina, you need to go into surgery.
44:30Anyway, if I effing die, what an effing joke.
44:41You F-word need to know all the effing bullshit I saw.
44:50Well, whoever they were, find out if any other agents were watching that house.
45:03You're a good agent.
45:20You shouldn't have been out there with no support.
45:26Mina, you need to go into surgery.
45:27Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina, okay.
45:48Where are we now?
45:49Right now, um, I'm at, uh, 427,614, and that's not counting whatever the hell this shit is in the summer in jail, and we still got all this shit.
46:04Man, my fucking head hurts, man.
46:07These guys are gonna come.
46:10These guys are gonna come after us, man.
46:12All they gotta do is get their hands on somebody we know.
46:18We weren't killers, Ray.
46:23This isn't us.
46:24We took candy from babies.
46:28It wasn't from around here.
46:30You know that, Ray.
46:31I mean, you heard the voice, right?
46:32That Havlicek stole the ball shit.
46:34I mean, they gotta be a group from up north or something.
46:36Ray, it doesn't matter.
46:37It could be someone who moved here 20 years ago and kept his accent.
46:41Just like me.
46:42Okay.
46:43Can I just say something?
46:44Please.
46:45Eureka sucks!
46:47Okay, man, we got that.
46:48All right, cool, man.
46:50Oh, yeah.
46:51We put those fucking badges on, and then suddenly we think that that shit is magic?
46:56We're not real cops, motherfucker.
46:59We're not real dealers.
47:02We're not shit.
47:06Nothing.
47:09In our lives.
47:11Has ever been real.
47:14Ray.
47:24Until now.
47:28Until now.
47:29All right.
47:34All right.
47:40All right.
47:41Going to get out.
47:42All right.