MJ Morning Show Froggy Fall Series: Table Jump
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00:01Are you ready, Skrizzle?
00:04I'm ready. This is a little different beat.
00:06Me and my partner, Big Lou, worked on.
00:07It has a little more of a hip-hop feel.
00:09Ooh, I like it.
00:10Not really.
00:10So, tell me how this is going to go.
00:12You're going to do your song?
00:14I'm going to do my song.
00:15And then we have a big stunt coming.
00:16Yeah, that's usually how it goes.
00:17All right.
00:18Are you getting wise with me?
00:20You being a wise athlete, Skrizzle?
00:22What a toilet.
00:23All right, let's go.
00:24Ladies and gentlemen, it is 8.32.
00:27This is Q105.
00:28It's the return of the MJ Morning Show.
00:30And this will be, is this the third one now?
00:32Yeah, the first song was about my breath.
00:34The second song was the hot sauce.
00:36The hot studio, yep.
00:37And now Halloween, apparently.
00:40Lady, what do you call yourself?
00:43Your Skrizzle, the lead singer of the flying?
00:46School of Tadpoles.
00:46I was going to say flying Tadpoles.
00:48School of Tadpoles.
00:49Flying Tadpoles, that would be stupid.
00:51All right.
00:53Are you ready?
00:54I'm ready.
00:54Let's do it, baby.
00:55You want to give me a count?
00:56Introduce me.
00:57And then, folks, remember, wait for the end, because there's going to be some kind of a
01:01stunt at the end of the song.
01:03I'll tell you right now, there is a table.
01:06I see a very large, large pumpkin carved as a jack-o-lantern.
01:11And I see a six-foot green fiberglass ladder.
01:17Those are the elements.
01:18Ladies and gentlemen, Skrizzle, Skrizzle, from School of Tadpoles on the MJ Morning Show.
01:28Let's go, baby.
01:29You better move, your big ass.
01:35Yeah.
01:37A little long of an intro.
01:38Big little.
01:38We got that.
01:40That's a long intro.
01:41Knock, knock.
01:42Who can it be?
01:43Not some little kid looking for some candy.
01:47That's right.
01:48It's almost like a sin.
01:50This year, Halloween is bleeping broken.
01:54Sorry, kid.
01:55Get out of my face.
01:57No trick-or-treating going on at my place.
02:00No Kit-Kat bars.
02:01No baby Ruth.
02:03No streets covered by little annoying youth.
02:06It's all over.
02:08No doorbell ringing.
02:09No trick-or-treat.
02:11Smell my feet.
02:11Song singing.
02:13It's all over.
02:14No fun to soak in.
02:16This year, Halloween is freaking broken.
02:20Come on.
02:22This year, Halloween is bleeping broken.
02:26What do you think?
02:30Halloween is freaking broken.
02:32COVID sucks.
02:33We all agree.
02:35Next year, Halloween party.
02:38But until then, no fun to soak in.
02:42This year, Halloween is broken.
02:45Yeah.
02:46That's right.
02:47Like tears that Fester sits on because he's a fat boy.
02:52Halloween's broken, baby.
02:55Let's go.
02:56Is there more?
02:57Boo-hoo, little kids are all crying.
03:00Halloween sucks this year.
03:02I'm not lying.
03:03Don't leave your house.
03:05No candy needed.
03:07Stay away, kids.
03:08Just beat it.
03:10No Twix bars.
03:12No gummy bears.
03:13No need to get dressed up for stupid scares.
03:16No taste the rainbow.
03:18It's all gone.
03:20No drunk parents puking on my lawn.
03:23It's all over.
03:24No doorbell ringing.
03:26No trick-or-treat.
03:27Smell my feet.
03:28Song singing.
03:29It's all over.
03:31No fun to soak in.
03:33This year, Halloween is freaking broken.
03:36All right.
03:37Folks, the sunglasses have come off.
03:40Halloween is freaking broken.
03:42The headphones have come off.
03:45Froggy is climbing a six-foot ladder to the top of the ceiling of the studio here at Q105.
03:51Halloween is freaking broken.
03:53He's now grabbing a pumpkin.
03:55Fester, move the microphone down.
03:57All right, so Froggy is on top of a ladder.
04:02You already broke something.
04:03You already broke something.
04:06Oh, my God.
04:08Oh, my God.
04:09Are you okay?
04:10Are you okay?
04:11Hold on.
04:12Froggy, are you okay?
04:14Froggy.
04:15Oh, my God.
04:17Actually, I don't think he's okay.
04:20Froggy, talk to me.
04:23What's that?
04:24You okay?
04:25Oh, my God.
04:26No, wait.
04:27Come here, bud.
04:27Oh, no.
04:28I want...
04:29You okay?
04:29Oh, my God.
04:31Are you okay?
04:32You okay?
04:33You okay?
04:33You're bleeding?
04:34I don't see bugs.
04:35I think you do.
04:35Oh, my God.
04:37Folks, Froggy climbed on a six-foot ladder, put a giant pumpkin on his head, and jumped onto
04:46a table and went right through the table.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:50And it's on the floor.
04:51Oh, my God.
04:51Let me help you up.
04:52Hold on.
04:53It's off me.
04:53Come here.
04:53Hold on.
04:54No, the other way.
04:54Other way.
04:55Up, up, up.
04:56Give me your hands.
04:56Give me your hands.
04:57Oh, my God.
04:59Was that...
05:00My back.
05:00Roxanne, was that an air hockey table?
05:03That was an air hockey table he jumped through, but I don't think you're supposed to move
05:06somebody.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:08Oh, my back.
05:09Froggy, you know what?
05:10Okay.
05:11He does...
05:11He looks dazed.
05:12He's definitely out of it.
05:13He is speaking.
05:15All right.
05:15Froggy is lying on the floor.
05:16Is the...
05:17Wait, wait, wait.
05:18The pumpkin's off his head.
05:19Did the pumpkin smash?
05:20The pumpkin smash?
05:22I think the pumpkin's the only thing that saved him.
05:24It saved his head.
05:25It was like a helmet.
05:25It was like a pumpkin helmet.
05:27Yes.
05:27Oh, my...
05:28Folks, ride motorcycles with pumpkins on your head instead of helmets.
05:32We get water in here?
05:34All right.
05:36Froggy.
05:36Froggy's holding his head.
05:38Froggy's on the floor, folks.
05:39All right.
05:40Hold on a sec.
05:41I said this last week.
05:43I mean it again.
05:44Hang on.
05:45Let's regroup and see what's going on here.
05:49Friday, full, Froggy Cuts.
05:51It's series Q105.
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