MJTV: Roxanne's Bomb Threat Story Is Wild!
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00:00Roxanne left us with a little teaser a little while ago, and we were talking about a woman, this is last week, lost $380 at the Seminole Hard Rock and Casino, and she was staying at Clearwater Beach.
00:16She lost $380 in slot machines, and she got all ticked off, so she calls back later that night after getting back to her hotel room.
00:26So she went to the Seminole Hard Rock off I-4, goes back to her hotel room in Clearwater, and decides that it would be a brilliant idea to call in a bomb threat.
00:37What a mo-mo.
00:40And then Roxanne says, hey, I've got a friend that was angry at his cell company and called in a bomb threat before.
00:46Well, I probably have to clarify two things.
00:48One, he's not really a friend anymore.
00:51Okay, all right.
00:52So you don't hang around with guys that call in bomb threats?
00:55No, I think he stole from us, too.
00:57What?
00:58Yeah.
00:59This story's getting better.
01:00First of all, who is this?
01:01Don't give me the exact name, but who was this guy?
01:04Okay, well, just Rick.
01:06Going back years to when I was married, so years ago.
01:10So what did Rick do for you guys?
01:11So first of all, I have to explain that February, March for us, for me and my ex-husband, was always like we'd have roommates because our house was like a halfway house for minor league baseball players.
01:23For drug dealers?
01:24No, no, for minor league baseball players.
01:26They don't make a lot of money unless you're like a bonus baby.
01:29So Roxanne's first husband was a baseball player and he was a Ray?
01:36He was a Tampa Bay Ray.
01:37Back then it was a Devil Rays, right?
01:38Yep.
01:39That's a smart move.
01:40Let me bring a bunch of young baseball players around my hot wife and let them just sleep over.
01:44This will work out just fine.
01:46This will be great.
01:47Did he ever make it to the big show or was he just minors?
01:49He didn't.
01:49He got injured quite a bit.
01:51All right.
01:51So he never made it to the big show.
01:52Just minor league player.
01:54Exactly.
01:54And then you guys used to let all kinds of other minor leaguers stay at your house?
01:59For sure.
02:00For sure.
02:00February, March.
02:01Was Rick a minor league baseball player as well?
02:03He was.
02:04He was.
02:05Did he ever make it big?
02:06No, he did not.
02:06He never made it to the big show either.
02:08No.
02:08And Mrs. Wilder, do you have any cereal or anything?
02:11I'm like hungry.
02:12And I can't, like there's no food.
02:14And Roxanne's like, I'm two years younger than you.
02:16Don't call me Mrs. Wilder.
02:18So what happened with Rick?
02:20So I remember it so distinctly.
02:21He sits on the couch.
02:22And by the way, not that anyone's not going to be able to figure out who he is.
02:24A guy named Rick, who is a minor league baseball player.
02:27He's sitting on the couch and what?
02:29And he's getting madder and madder because he's talking to his cell phone provider.
02:33So he's yelling on the phone?
02:34Yes.
02:34And I think he was kind of making a show of it.
02:36You know, a bunch of guys are over.
02:37Yeah.
02:38The pit bull's on the couch next to him.
02:40And Rick is Ruth.
02:41Let's check out Rick.
02:43Who had a pit bull?
02:45My ex-husband did.
02:46Okay.
02:46All right.
02:46And?
02:47And so he's on the phone.
02:48And finally, I hear him say, and I'm watching this get, I'm probably the only sober one in
02:53the room.
02:53And I'm watching this get a little bit heated.
02:55And then he goes, that's it.
02:57I'm going to send a bomb to you.
02:59What's your name?
03:01And I'm like, this is not going to end well.
03:03But this was, I mean, nothing happened.
03:05I was worried for a good couple of days that police were going to come to our house.
03:09Yeah, well, the cops are going to show up.
03:11You would think so.
03:12But I guess they developed enough report.
03:14But then I think Rick stole from us.
03:16You, well, first of all, we'll get into that.
03:18And I said, you can't tell someone.
03:20If you're having a dispute on the other end of the phone with a utility, if you have customer
03:26service on the other end of the line, you can't threaten them with a bomb.
03:31This is Rick.
03:31And I'm going to be a major league baseball player.
03:33And I'm going to explode your place.
03:35I swear.
03:37Mrs. Wilder, your toilet's clogged.
03:40Can you fix this?
03:42You have a plunger, dude?
03:43I wasn't a house mom.
03:47Mrs. Wilder?
03:48When's my laundry going to be ready?
03:50Mrs. Wilder, my baseball pants are still stained.
03:54All right, so why do you think he stole from you?
03:56Well, because a gun went missing from our house.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:00A gun went missing?
04:01What kind of a life are you living?
04:04What is up with you?
04:05You're like a gypsy over here.
04:07I wasn't the gypsy.
04:09I wasn't stealing guns from people's houses.
04:10Look, I'm going to need that gun for when I have my confrontation with Altel.
04:15These are two separate events.
04:17The gun theft had nothing to do.
04:19And this was your former husband's gun?
04:22Yes.
04:23And it showed up in a trash can at the airport.
04:26What?
04:27Mrs. Wilder, how do you load this thing?
04:30Coop is like, he's shaking his head like.
04:33This sounds like a Mad Libs game.
04:35You just fill in the nouns and adjectives.
04:36It does.
04:37So, blank got stolen at my house.
04:41And then it shows up in a trash can at the blank.
04:44Airport?
04:47Who found the gun at the police?
04:50At Tampa International?
04:51Yeah.
04:51And that was the thing.
04:52It was like there were so many guys who hung around the house that it was hard to figure
04:57out who would have taken it.
04:58Oh, my God.
04:59And then that's the time, you know, a bunch of them get released.
05:02And they go on their separate ways.
05:03Did they fingerprint the gun to find out who had the gun?
05:07No prints on it.
05:08But they did an investigation.
05:09What do you mean they wiped the gun before they ditched it in a trash can at Tampa International?
05:14Well, listen, MJ, last week we had a story about Coop and doing a lift ride.
05:18The guy gave him a knife because he couldn't take it on the plane.
05:21The guy stole the gun, took it to the airport, realized he couldn't get on the plane with it.
05:25And then dumped it in a trash can.
05:26Oh, my God.
05:29I bet you airport trash cans have a lot of fun stuff.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:32Maybe that's a bit we ought to do.
05:34The MJ Morning Show, searching airport trash cans.