MJTV: Roxanne's Birthday Gift for Fester
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00:00Fester had a birthday yesterday.
00:04Fester got a gift.
00:06When did he get the gift, by the way?
00:08Saturday.
00:09The day before my birthday.
00:11So this came to your house?
00:12Yes, it was shipped to the house.
00:14Would you like to reveal this incredibly exciting birthday gift
00:19that you said might have been one of the best gifts ever?
00:23One of the best gifts ever!
00:26I'm not a big birthday guy.
00:27I don't tell everybody, oh, my birthday is coming up.
00:29I don't have birthday week or birthday month.
00:31I don't have my birthday published on Facebook.
00:33You don't celebrate the half birthday like Chloe's into the half birthday.
00:38I generally could care less about my birthday.
00:42I don't want to get presents.
00:44Something fun for the kids, that's fine.
00:46I don't care about the birthday.
00:47Oh, what a curmudgeon.
00:48I know, and my wife agrees with you.
00:51But I got a gift this year that is really awesome.
00:55So on Saturday, what happens?
00:57A box comes to the house.
00:59Were you home?
01:00I was not, but my wife was home.
01:02So she brought it in.
01:03Then I get home from work.
01:04I worked at General RV on Saturday, so I come in from work.
01:07So Fester, it's addressed to Dominic Siciliano, your real name, or addressed to Fester?
01:12No, it's addressed to good old Dominic.
01:13Okay.
01:14So I said, hey, what's this box?
01:16And my wife's like, I don't know.
01:18It's addressed to you.
01:20And I was like, well, thank you.
01:22I'm sure your wife sounded just like that.
01:24That's exactly how she sounds.
01:26She didn't want to commit any mail fraud or open your stuff.
01:28It's not addressed to her, so she left it alone.
01:30That's right.
01:31Well, she missed that on the side.
01:33It said perishable.
01:36Okay.
01:36I have no idea what this is.
01:38I open it up.
01:40It means there's a bomb inside.
01:41You're going to perish.
01:42No.
01:42You're going to become perishable because there's a bomb inside.
01:46It's from the Unabomber.
01:48And you're going to open it up, and the thing's going to just explode.
01:51All right.
01:52So you open up the box, and there's silver packaging and a letter.
01:58Like a Mylar packaging?
01:59A note on top.
02:01All from Gold Belly.
02:03The note says.
02:04What?
02:05Do you want to read the note?
02:05Yeah, we've ordered some pizzas, some New York pizzas from Keste via Gold Belly.
02:11Okay.
02:12So you can get unique food.
02:13Gold Belly, unique food from, like, very well-known restaurants, landmarks all around the country.
02:19And Gold Belly, by the way, did very well during the pandemic.
02:23I think Gold Belly just raised, like, $100 million, like, for IPO or something.
02:28I'm a fan of Gold Belly for life.
02:30So Fester gets a note that says, for Dominic Siciliano, this is what Tom Cruise sends his friends from R.W.
02:46What?
02:46Quantity inside the box, one white chocolate coconut bundt cake.
02:51This is Tom Cruise's Christmas cake.
02:55We talked about this before Christmas vacation.
02:58Yes, we did.
02:59That we heard about this, that Tom Cruise sends this cake to, like, all of his friends, and they love being on Tom Cruise's gift list because the white coconut bundt cake apparently is supposed to be un-freaking-believable.
03:15Where's it at?
03:16Tom Cruise has sent this to everybody for years.
03:20We tried to order one.
03:22Sold out.
03:23And they were sold out.
03:23They just became available again.
03:25So, like, 10 days before Christmas, we caught wind of the Tom Cruise Christmas gift.
03:30We tried to order it.
03:31We couldn't even have one sent to the radio station for a morning show bit because they were sold out.
03:36Until, like, May.
03:37Yeah.
03:38They recently just got back in stock to where they can ship them out.
03:41And you don't bring it in?
03:43And it was sent from R.W.
03:44Who could R.W. be?
03:46That was my first question.
03:48Rita Wilson, the wife of Tom Hanks.
03:53Tom Hanks.
03:53So, I called Tom.
03:54I was like, Tom, this is Fester.
03:56He's like, hey, bro, what's up?
03:57I go, did Rita send me this cake?
04:00And he goes, no.
04:00So, it wasn't Rita Wilson.
04:02Oh, my God.
04:03It was Ryan Wilson.
04:04Robert Wagner.
04:05It was Robert Wagner sent me this cake.
04:07It was Roxanne Wilder.
04:10Roxanne.
04:11The R.W. is Roxanne Wilder.
04:13Roxanne sent Fester.
04:14And the Tom Cruise Christmas cake.
04:16Fester, how was the cake?
04:18It was amazing.
04:20It was a fantastic cake.
04:21And I brought some in for everybody.
04:23I brought slices in.
04:25Not huge slices.
04:26Fester's so excited.
04:26It sounds like he's down the hole.
04:27Look, it's a $100 cake.
04:30First of all, I was amazed Roxanne would even spend $100 on me.
04:33How much is the cake?
04:34Yeah, I think it's about $100.
04:37Here's the Gold Belly website.
04:39It's $99 with free shipping.
04:40First of all, I was amazed Roxanne would spend $100 on me.
04:42Thank you very much.
04:43I know.
04:43Roxanne, what's up with that?
04:44He's your nemesis in here, and you spent $100.
04:47What did you get me for my birthday, Jack?
04:49I think nemesis is a little bit of a strong word.
04:51I spend 20 hours a week within spitting distance from him.
04:54I mean, we're very close proximity-wise.
04:57Now, MJ.
04:58You guys are COVID close.
04:59I think you guys are in love.
05:01This cake, MJ, it's worth $100.
05:04Is it already completely eaten?
05:06Is it done?
05:06No, I have about a third of it left.
05:08Not too big.
05:09I don't want to give anybody too big of a slice because this cake is that good.
05:12Is this what it takes to get a gift from you, be sarcastic and rude to you every day?
05:17I am about...
05:18By the way, let me show the cake.
05:20Cooper, you...
05:21You did not get it.
05:21I'm getting this on MJ TV right now.
05:23All right, so this is being recorded for MJ TV.
05:25I'm going to try the cake right now, and here we go.
05:28The cake is incredible.
05:30All right, it's in his mouth.
05:31What flavor is it?
05:33It's like...
05:33I have a piece, too.
05:34Yeah, everybody has a piece.
05:35I got one for...
05:36I even got one for Coop, which I'm kind of regretting now because...
05:38It's fantastic.
05:39Isn't it?
05:39It's a great cake.
05:41All right, I'll be the judge of this.
05:42It's a bun cake.
05:43It's got like a cream cheese frosting, and then coconut shreds all over the outside on
05:49the frosting.
05:50This is great.
05:51There's pieces of white fudge inside the icing.
05:54It's a really, really good cake.
05:56Ew.
05:57I mean, that's fantastic.
05:58The bunt cake part of it, it's like a moist cake, but then kind of a crumbly crust.
06:03Oh, my God.
06:04This cake is...
06:05It's fantastic.
06:05This is incredible.
06:06It is pretty good.
06:07Roxanne, it is legitimately the best gift I think I've ever gotten.
06:11I'm happy.
06:11This is really nice.
06:12Roxanne, that's so sweet of you.
06:13Really?
06:14And when these two guys get nothing next year for their birthdays...
06:17You're such a kind...
06:18You're such a kind human.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:20The back crust is so good.
06:21But I'm very suspicious.
06:22Are you, like, really nasty behind the scenes?
06:25Roxanne is so sweet.
06:27Roxanne is the sweetest thing.
06:28And then, you know...
06:29Stab you right in the back.
06:31No, no.
06:31No, no.
06:32Knives out, claws out.
06:34The cake is fantastic, Roxanne.
06:35It was...
06:36I would never have thought of even buying this for myself or...
06:39Now, Roxanne, this is a really nice gift for you to send to Fester.
06:41And the cake is unbelievable.
06:44This frosting is so good.
06:46My face feels like it's melting.
06:48It's very rich.
06:48I mean, if we had a piece much larger than this, you'd feel a lot of sweetness in this.
06:53Is this better than my gift, Fester?
06:55It's very rich.
06:55It's like...
06:56We ought to name it the Jeff Bezos cake.
06:58It's so rich.
07:00It really is.
07:03Jeff Bezos...
07:03That is fantastic.
07:05It's incredible, really.
07:07Roxanne, I am almost speechless.