Plead The Fifth: What Could Your Girl Do Better In The Bedroom?
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY. Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04It would be I, Dabby Orlando, under the bright lights.
00:08I dodged the bullet like two weeks ago when I was out and Babs got to take my place, but it has caught up with me.
00:17Three questions around the room. Orlando's out, so either Meredith or Buck is going to have to double up, and then we go to you guys.
00:23So if you have a question for me, something you want to know, something embarrassing, whatever.
00:27So 888-429-0941, you can call us or you can shoot the text over that way.
00:34And Buck, go on ahead, bro. It's all on you. Up first.
00:38So I was shocked when I walked in, and it was just you two and no O.
00:42That's right.
00:43So I want to ask you, like, Dabby, what's the difference between the show when it's you three and it's just you and Meredith?
00:51And is it better?
00:53The show itself is not better. I will say that.
01:00Orlando brings a lot to the table.
01:04We're best at full strength, unequivocally.
01:07What's different? It's a lot more work for me, personally, because when I'm sitting where you're sitting, across from the board, there's a lot more time to think.
01:19It's easier. Honestly, it's easier to be funny.
01:21Think of jokes and just like – because, you know, Orlando does the bulk of the talking.
01:26So I can just kind of think of little punchlines and little ways to go in and out of the conversation.
01:32It is a ton more work with Beat the Freaks, with going straight – the hardest part –
01:38Mixing.
01:38Yeah, that's the hardest part is going from Beat the Freaks – like, you have five seconds to start the mix.
01:44Right.
01:44That part is stressful.
01:45When I first started on the morning show and I had to do – like, oh, wasn't out here, that part gave me freaking anxiety because it was like you're hosting Beat the Freaks and then it's like, boom, straight into the chop shop.
01:58Now I've done it enough where it's still challenging.
02:01It's still a lot, but it doesn't make me as nervous as it used to.
02:06Well, there's a million buttons in front of you, by the way, operating the radio station.
02:10It's a lot.
02:11It's a lot to do.
02:11These can go left.
02:12And honestly, to be real with you, man, I'll give the man his flowers.
02:17Orlando is really good at running the board and talking at the same time because you have to be good enough to do this kind of without thinking about it.
02:28And that's one of the most challenging parts.
02:30Well, you have to continuously do it, which is what he does.
02:33We fill in and it's kind of like abrupt for like a little bit and then we get the hang of it again.
02:37And the morning show is you can't compare that to any other time because there's so many more elements and things going on.
02:44We take live phone calls, read a million texts.
02:47So it is a pretty big undertaking.
02:49I'm getting tired just having you.
02:53There's a lot to it.
02:54All right, Davi.
02:55So you've been with a lot of girls before you were in a relationship.
03:00OK.
03:01OK.
03:02I want you to rank the three easiest professions to hook up with.
03:10Oh, the three easiest professions.
03:14Yes.
03:14And be honest.
03:15Oh, yeah.
03:16Teachers.
03:18Teachers are freaks.
03:20Yeah.
03:20Yeah.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Teachers.
03:22Teachers are definitely there.
03:23Um, I would say bartenders slash bottle girls.
03:30OK.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah.
03:31I mean, I mean, I made a song with Tom.
03:33She and Tampatoni called bottle girls.
03:38And then, um, probably servers.
03:43OK.
03:44And I know that's kind of similar.
03:46But, yeah, hospitality and teachers.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Because both of those are nighttime jobs usually.
03:52And then you got the teachers.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Yeah.
03:54Teachers.
03:55Why teachers?
03:56I don't know.
03:56You got to ask them.
03:59I don't know.
04:00I had a lot of luck with teachers.
04:01OK.
04:02Before.
04:03All right.
04:03I got the third question.
04:04You're going to do the third one?
04:05I got it.
04:05Yeah.
04:05OK.
04:05Run it.
04:06All right.
04:06So you're not single now.
04:08But if you were single.
04:10OK.
04:10Right now.
04:12What would be the perfect date for you?
04:15Like, if you were to take a brand new girl on a date right now, tell us step by step of
04:21your day slash night.
04:22How are you going to get those panties off?
04:24Yeah.
04:24Yeah.
04:24What you going to do?
04:25Yeah.
04:25What's the move?
04:26Oh.
04:28Wrong button.
04:28Wrong button.
04:29Wrong button.
04:29I apologize.
04:30Because I meant to hit this button.
04:32I plead the fifth.
04:33Really?
04:34Whoa.
04:35That's it?
04:37I got you.
04:38Because what if that is exactly what I've just been doing with a girl?
04:44That sounds very familiar.
04:47Yeah.
04:47I don't think I'm going to answer that.
04:48I always try to do the ones that will get me in the least trouble.
04:51So what you're saying now is if anybody can text or call, you have to answer the question.
04:56I have to answer everything.
04:56And I'm OK with that.
04:57I'm prepared for that.
04:58Oh, my God.
04:58888-429-0941.
05:01888-429-0941.
05:01Wow.
05:02Call us.
05:03Text us.
05:03Your boy is in the hot seat and I ain't scared.
05:07All right.
05:08I am halfway through Plead the Fifth.
05:11Unfortunately, I did have to use my pass.
05:14Got him.
05:15Buck Nasty got me.
05:16I didn't want to answer that.
05:19And that's my right.
05:21That's what I choose.
05:22888-429-0941.
05:24If you have a question for me, you could call or you could text.
05:29And we have three on the way.
05:31Should we get this phone call or should we read a text first?
05:33Oh, I'm pretty sure we need the phone call.
05:34Phone call.
05:35OK.
05:36It is James is on the line.
05:39James.
05:39Good morning, bro.
05:41Good morning.
05:42Hi.
05:42OK.
05:42So it is Plead the Fifth time.
05:44You have a question for me?
05:46Yes, I do.
05:46OK.
05:47Talk to me, man.
05:48I have to answer it.
05:50What about your ex?
05:52What about my ex?
05:54Yep.
05:54Did you like you like more than you do about your current old lady?
05:58Oh, what about my ex?
06:02Did I like more than my current old lady?
06:05Oh, um.
06:07Maybe she did something or in the bedroom.
06:10No, no.
06:11It wasn't that.
06:12It wasn't that.
06:13Hey, thanks.
06:13Thanks for calling, James.
06:15So with my ex, I was a broke boy.
06:21Like I had fresh out of college.
06:23I was an intern here, unpaid intern.
06:26I was still trying to figure out life.
06:28There was a lot lower, I would say, expectations.
06:32The bar was a lot lower.
06:34She was very young, too.
06:35We were both like in our late teens, early 20s.
06:38Um, so I think there just wasn't a lot of pressure to like, wow, anybody, you know, I didn't have I didn't have almost anything.
06:50You know, I was living with her damn near for free because I was, you know, I was an unpaid intern here.
06:58And then once I got hired, it was, you know, minimum wage pretty much.
07:02And then that's when I started hustling and and getting my DJ stuff a little bit better.
07:07So, yeah, with my ex, it was more about just like us.
07:12Not to say that my girl has any ulterior motives, but like we we take trips and we go to like, you know, fancy places and we spend money.
07:20And that's great.
07:21And I'm blessed to be in that position that I am today.
07:25But back then it was just like, hey, you know, pizza hut.
07:30Yeah.
07:30Three days straight.
07:31Dollar menu.
07:32In the fridge.
07:33Dollar menu.
07:34Yeah.
07:34It was just it was just that broke boy living.
07:37Which, you know, it's not bad.
07:39Sometimes those are your favorite memories sometimes.
07:41Yeah.
07:41Those good memories.
07:42It was definitely not all bad.
07:43Yeah.
07:43OK.
07:44OK.
07:44I got one for you out of the text line of the seven to seven.
07:47Well, yeah, I want since you're not married and there's no judgment here, they say.
07:51Right.
07:52Who gets your house and businesses if something happens to you?
07:56Is that going to your girl or is that going to your parents?
08:00Um, well, my house would definitely go to my girl.
08:05Hundred percent.
08:06Nice.
08:06The business.
08:07I have a business partner.
08:08So he would take he would take that.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:11And he'd be more than capable where like my girl wouldn't.
08:15I mean, she wouldn't know the first thing about running a tattoo shop.
08:18So that would be a no brainer.
08:20But, you know, you kind of figure it out.
08:22My parents are good, you know, at the end of the day, they're straight.
08:26So, yeah, the crib to to Joanna and then the business would go to my partner, Jordan.
08:34Does that work?
08:35Yeah, that's great.
08:36All right.
08:36OK.
08:37One left.
08:37One left.
08:38Make it a good one.
08:39Uno mas.
08:40Oh, my goodness.
08:41I will not ask that one.
08:42OK.
08:42Out of the nine for one.
08:44Dobby's question.
08:45What is something your girl doesn't do in the bedroom that you wish she would do?
08:50Signing that she doesn't do.
08:52Mm hmm.
08:53Um.
08:55OK.
08:56Oh, this is probably going to get me in a little trouble.
08:58Yeah.
08:58That sounds like she saved your face.
09:00Honestly, I wish that she would instigate it more.
09:04OK.
09:04I'm usually the one that like starts it and we we go from there.
09:10But I feel like a lot of times, rarely is it like her jumping on me and like we need to do this right now.
09:19So, yeah, I would.
09:21I would like her to, you know, take the lead a little bit.
09:25Yeah.
09:25A little bit more often.
09:27OK.
09:27Is that is that majorly offensive?
09:29No, it's not.
09:30No, that's good.
09:31I think a lot of people have that problem.
09:32Yeah.
09:32I think a lot of women kind of fall back on that a little bit.
09:35I think men, we are tasked with that.
09:37Yes.
09:38And, you know.
09:39It's also sexy, by the way, when the guy really like really wants it and we're in the mood.
09:42So.
09:43For sure.
09:43It makes us feel good about ourselves and our bodies.
09:45Yeah.
09:46I just, you know, I would like a little bit more frequent.
09:49I want to feel wanted.
09:51I want you to want me.
09:53OK.
09:53So boomerang.
09:55Hmm.
09:56Should I ask who's the easiest or what kind of improvement?
10:03Because we have two married people here.
10:05Yeah.
10:05Hey, let's go with that one.
10:07Buck nasty.
10:08Uh-oh.
10:08Wait, rephrase the question for me.
10:10Meredith, ask the question.
10:11OK.
10:12I'll just reread it.
10:13Yeah, read it word for word.
10:14What could your partner do better in the bedroom?
10:16Where do you think they're falling short?
10:18Mm-hmm.
10:19Go ahead, Buck.
10:20Go ahead.
10:20I know she's listening.
10:22Yo, she's listening.
10:22This is funny.
10:23This is going to take a different turn than you guys think it is.
10:26Yeah, because you think you want to be in this seat.
10:28You think you want that responsibility until the tables are turned.
10:32Go ahead, Buck.
10:33What is she falling short at?
10:36In the bedroom, what could my wife do better?
10:38Yeah.
10:39I would say when we wake up in the morning, she could make the damn bed.
10:43No.
10:44No, no, no, no, no.
10:46That doesn't count.
10:47That one doesn't count.
10:47No, no, no, no.
10:48In the bedroom.
10:49Y'all are going to get me caught up.
10:51Yeah, we are.
10:52Go ahead.
10:53Did you get that sound effect?
10:55No, Buck.
10:55That's not going to work, son.
10:57Here.
10:57You know what, Buck?
10:58We're not going to let you slide with that one.
11:00Yeah.
11:00Think about it.
11:01And we're going to go to your room.
11:02Think about it, y'all.
11:04And you come back.
11:05Meredith, what could Anthony step his game up with?
11:08I got you on this.
11:09Okay.
11:10Watch a professional over here.
11:13Anthony could do some more foreplay in the bedroom.
11:17Thank you very much.
11:19Instead of a wham-bam, a thank you, ma'am.
11:21Okay.
11:21A little scenario.
11:22A little build-up.
11:23A little enjoying my body a little bit more.
11:25You know what I'm saying?
11:26A little bit more.
11:26I appreciate the topsies and the bottomsies.
11:30You know what I'm saying?
11:30All of the mare horn needs to be blown.
11:35The horn.
11:36Needs to be loved.
11:37Yeah, the horn.
11:40Love the mare horn.
11:41There's an example.
11:42All right, Buck.
11:42I got mine.
11:43You got one?
11:43Don't make me hit the buzzer on you again.
11:45Because I will.
11:46I don't even know when you got that buzzer.
11:47It's ready, bro.
11:47But the one thing that we really need more of is spontaneous areas in the house and times
11:55of the day and times of night.
11:56Okay.
11:57You know what I mean?
11:57So not just the bed in the evening.
12:00Right, right.
12:00It needs to be the kitchen, the laundry room, the swimming pool, the hot tub.
12:05Oh, there you go.
12:07And what I'm hearing is not just the location, but also like you don't have to wait until the
12:13kids are in bed.
12:13Right.
12:14Or anything like that.
12:15It could pop off anytime.
12:16All over.
12:16Yep.
12:17Okay.
12:17All right.
12:18That's a good one.
12:18Buck is horny.
12:19That's what we learned today.
12:20That's what we learned today.
12:21Okay.
12:21So, uh, please a fist around.
12:23I think so.
12:23Yes.
12:23You did a great job.
12:25I did a great job.
12:26Okay.
12:26So, uh, next week it is who?
12:29I, I'm going to be sick that day.
12:30Nah.
12:31Mary's already feeling bad next week.
12:34Yes.
12:34It's the freak show.
12:35Wild W4-1 to Bay's Party Station.