Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who found a tooth in her cashews and ask "what is the nastiest thing you have found in your food".
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00:00We'll start in Ohio, where a woman there says she found something nasty in her bag of cashews.
00:16God, I love cashews, guys.
00:18Me too.
00:19I love cashews, guys.
00:20A bloody tooth.
00:21Oh.
00:22Oh.
00:24A bloody tooth.
00:26It's worse than I ever imagined.
00:27WKYC has the story.
00:31A tooth is in my cashews.
00:32A bloody tooth.
00:34I felt something in my mouth, like hard.
00:36Oh, no.
00:37I was thinking it was a tree root or a rotten nut.
00:40I mean, that happens.
00:41Nicolette Botsford was riding in her car with her mother when she pulled a solid object from a bag of cashews out of her mouth and handed it to mom.
00:48It's an animal's tooth, at least.
00:50It looks like a tooth, and at that point, I just pulled the car over on the side of the road, and sure enough, I was like,
00:56Oh, it's a human tooth.
00:58She said she became ill, and then moved to an emergency room where these pictures were taken, and blood was drawn.
01:03Good God.
01:04It confirmed it was a human tooth.
01:05Oh.
01:06You know what it is?
01:07It's one of these.
01:08There was a spot of dried blood on the tooth.
01:10Her hospital diagnosis.
01:11Or a bottom one.
01:12Exposure to blood or bodily fluids.
01:14First four.
01:15It's not fun.
01:16I think about it every day.
01:18It's got the root still attached to it, which means it just fell out of someone's just deplorable gums.
01:23Yep.
01:24Absolutely.
01:25Someone's gums.
01:25And the scary thing is, it looks like a cashew.
01:28It blends right in.
01:29Yeah, you never know.
01:30It blends right in.
01:31Because it is as brown as a cashew.
01:34You got to tell somebody had a bad case of cashew teeth.
01:37Well, don't.
01:37It's hard to eat cashew teeth.
01:39You know, Dave.
01:40Oh, that's so gross.
01:41I don't think I'd be able to eat cashews again.
01:43No.
01:43Okay, here's terrible.
01:45Something I thought about this morning, because we've done stories like this through the years.
01:49What's the worst thing you could find in your food?
01:54Like that would make me a penis.
01:57A penis.
01:58A dick?
01:58How are you going to find a dick?
01:59I'm just saying that'd be the worst.
02:01Like if I, I don't know what it would be in.
02:05What would it be in?
02:06Like a thing of cocktail weenies?
02:08If you found like a dick in your salad.
02:11You don't want it in your salad, right?
02:12If you find a dick in your salad, where are you dining?
02:16No, but that's the worst thing I think you could find, because you know it's been removed from a human.
02:21So we're talking a human dick.
02:22A human dick.
02:24It's not as gross just seeing, I mean, I can't imagine what you'd be eating where it would end up in your mouth.
02:29Oh.
02:30That's terrible.
02:30That would be terrible.
02:32Oh.
02:32Oh, God.
02:33And you pull a dead man's dick out of your mouth?
02:36That's no good.
02:36That is not a good Pirates of the Caribbean movie I want to see.
02:39Dead man's dick.
02:40A tale of the dead man's dick.
02:41I would become a pirate.
02:42It would change your life.
02:44He decided to sail the seven seas.
02:47I started talking like this after that.
02:49Steve from Trenching.
02:51Hi, Steve.
02:52What's your comment?
02:54I went to dinner to a restaurant that served steak.
02:57I noticed that my waiter had a pretty gnarly scab on his forearm.
03:01And later on when I got my steak, what just so happened to be next to the potatoes but that same old...
03:09Waiter scab?
03:10Waiter scab?
03:14Oh, my God.
03:14Did you call him a million filthy names?
03:17Chipped blue.
03:18No.
03:18Chipped blue.
03:19I felt bad.
03:20I don't...
03:21Honestly, I didn't...
03:22I don't think he did it on purpose.
03:23I said, hey, man.
03:24And he saw it.
03:24And he was like, oh, my God.
03:26I'm so sorry.
03:29I'm drinking the water.
03:31I've been to it, thankfully.
03:33Okay, guys.
03:34The scab is way up on my list.
03:36Yeah.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:37The scab's way up on my list, guys.
03:39I would have been so angry.
03:40Yeah.
03:41I would have called him a bastard.
03:43Oh, you would have.
03:44You would have lit him up.
03:45You bastard!
03:46That's your scab on my steak!
03:48What about, like, someone who was, like, losing a nail?
03:51Oh, yeah.
03:52That's no good.
03:52You know, like...
03:53But, like, not just, like, a fingernail clipping, but, like, where their nail got smashed and it's
03:59purple and it comes off.
04:01Fell out.
04:02Like a dead nail.
04:03Chip.
04:04Dead nail, yeah.
04:06Toenail.
04:06So a tooth or a nail.
04:10Which one?
04:11Tooth or a nail.
04:12I think tooth.
04:13I think a toenail's worse than a tooth.
04:15I think it might be.
04:16A toenail is worse.
04:17A dead man's toenail is worse than a tooth.
04:19A rotted candy corn tooth?
04:20Yeah.
04:21I don't know.
04:21I'm kind of going...
04:22Oh, my God.
04:24Tooth is bad.
04:25Tooth is bad, Lisa.
04:26Toenail?
04:27Lisa, a dead man's toenail is bad.
04:29There's going to be fungus on there.
04:30Yeah, I'm worried about what's on the toenail.
04:32But what's in this...
04:34What's in wooden-tooth guy's mouth?
04:36Yeah.
04:36You know?
04:37He's been through a lot.
04:39Someone said...
04:39His tooth just fell out while he was just swishing through cashies, you know?
04:45His teeth just fell right out.
04:46It's like my father-in-law, right?
04:48Who also has chewed that stuff for years.
04:50I told you this story.
04:51We were in a car road trip.
04:53He's eating a box of Mike and Ike's, which he shouldn't for a man his age.
04:56Right.
04:56And goes...
04:57Oh!
04:58Oh!
04:59Oh, we sued him!
05:00I'm like, what?
05:01I couldn't even understand.
05:02He had, like, Mike and Ike's and stuff in his mouth.
05:04He's like, oh, Dave.
05:07Oh, no.
05:08Did he start ripping his teeth out?
05:09No.
05:10He's like, I found a tooth in my Mike and Ike.
05:14He found a tooth in his Mike and Ike.
05:15It turns out it was his tooth.
05:16Oh, man.
05:17His first words were, we'll sue.
05:19We'll sue!
05:20Thank you for it.
05:20You're so excited!
05:21He's like, oh!
05:22You're in a car!
05:22Jackpot!
05:23And then he realized, yeah.
05:25He's like, Indian man Jackpot!
05:27Six of his teeth were out.
05:29And then he's like, oh!
05:30Oh, it's Mike.
05:31Oh!
05:34His get-me-to-a-lawyer quickly turned to get-me-to-a-dentist life.
05:37Exactly.
05:38Oh, man.
05:38And the worst part was, this is the worst part, that he handed it to me to inspect it.
05:43Oh, look at this.
05:43As I'm looking at it, he's like, oh, it's Mike and Ike.
05:46Oh, yeah.
05:51Anything's still alive, too.
05:52Sitting in the living room a few years back with my parents, my mom found a toenail in
05:56a bag of Tostito Scoops.
05:58Nope.
06:03A toenail!
06:05Well, I just don't even know how that happens.
06:07Who has had their toes on?
06:09It's a disgruntled Tostito Scoops worker.
06:11Oh, I will put the toe in Tostitos.
06:17Handfuls of toenails.
06:18Oh, imagine you tried to scoop up some guacamole with it.
06:21This is horrible for people that are trying to eat this morning.
06:24Sorry, I'm sorry.
06:25But it's reality.
06:26Welcome.
06:26Good morning and chipped weave.
06:29Oh, God.
06:30A cyst that pops in your mouth.
06:32Hey, all right.
06:33Come on.
06:34Now you're just being absolutely ridiculous.
06:36That's crazy.
06:37That's not.
06:37That's crazy.