Dave & Chuck the Freak come across the picture of a guy who has the most confusing body the show has possibly ever seen due to extreme body modification.
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00:00the dude voluntarily had his penis removed sounds like a terrible idea he did it because his body
00:13is 90% covered in tattoos and he said his penis interfered with his look so it was the only thing
00:21not tattooed well you can tell you just get a tattoo let's get an elephant james i know you
00:28have a lot of tattoos but don't ever consider this okay no no if i was if i was that tattoo
00:33obsessed i would incorporate my wiener into a tattoo design exactly a hose or a snake or you
00:39know something cool like maybe a fire hydrant with a hose connected to it what about the balls
00:44what do you do with the balls then oh i didn't think about that yeah i know that's that's what
00:48makes it tough it doesn't yeah maybe make it look like a guy's face with a big long hairy chin there
00:53has to be some kind of star wars like star wars alien that you could be yeah for sure like a
00:58snout guy with a yeah that'd be pretty shall we google scrotum tattoos oh yeah there's sure you'll
01:04find some there will be some yeah are those that's that yes yes yes it is spider web someone got a
01:12oh my god that's gotta be a prison tattoo right that's gotta be prison tattoo spider web tattoo on
01:18the back of his that is his from behind and you're looking upwards at his oh there yeah yeah
01:24there he's got some looks like some venereal wart like i heard like yeah tattooed yes he is yeah he is
01:29but like what what's what's happened there what's going on what's going on oh my god this is the
01:36craziest picture i've ever seen what's going on what's he got there i can't see it you can't even
01:42see it you can't is this on pinterest what's going on you guys what's happening with this man
01:48was attached to like some sort of a possessed like cow milk first of all he's got giant lady boobs
01:54and he's got this big tattoo on his gigantic scrotum but where's his penis that's his penis
02:00actually that is that is that's where that's just where'd it go how's it happening do you see a
02:08penis that i don't know that's what that is man i don't know what that's his donger that's gotta be
02:14it's it's some kind of body mod it's definitely a body nipples are wild his nipples oh my god
02:21there's no explaining his upper half or his lower half i can't figure him out i've never been so
02:29confused by a male body before how can we find out who this is his nipples are i mean those things are
02:36about eight inches in diameter yeah they're like two baseballs we're just staring at the sky
02:42we are i like this nude man's body i've never seen anything like that i'm confused i'm scared a
02:49little bit it makes me nervous it's unexplainable i know i can't make heads i can't understand it
02:56never had so where does he live how did this happen to him did he do it willingly who is he
03:02he's like where does he live what is his tail how does something like that begin if you look like that
03:10where do you even live does he have like a house yeah is he ripped what's his middle name
03:18what does he drive i got a lot of questions what kind of shoes does he gotta wear
03:22where did he go to school what leads you to that life what was his major i just
03:29someone's are they did say his name on twitter they did yeah one of our listeners tweeted oh my
03:35god they know him he's famous jack yount jack yount silicone injections is his game
03:41and yeah so it is body mods so he flattened it he injected it there he is there he is oh my god
03:48he has done some stuff to his nipples what have you done to those nipples oh my god he stretched
03:54him out guys that's what he's done he's like famous huh yeah he started piercing in the 50s
04:00four decades later he's on the forefront of the heavy mod scene his list of modifications included
04:05extensive tattooing massively stretched piercings castration with steel balls replacing the testicles
04:11why keep going surgically rerouted urethra extreme silicone injections finger amputation and
04:19hormone induced breasts yeah so he gave himself girl boobs finger amputation yeah that's the one
04:27that stood out to you no it all doesn't why do you want to get rid of your fingers uh people are
04:35doing that now they are what's your fingers are precious where where are where did they route
04:41his pee stuff to rerouted your wreath where is it oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
04:47comes out underneath underneath underneath his oh oh god they gave him a hole under his balls
04:55yep damn it this taint serves a purpose now yeah his his taint pees you guys want to see one more
05:02thing to blow your mind what is it i don't know search reddit penis flattening image you can see one
05:08actually being flattened no oh my god it's wild man no to paper this is it smash the one below it is
05:17the one that i know for sure for sure will work no hold on to your butts oh no i don't want to see it
05:23yes i don't click yes that can't be real that's not real that's not real that's a cardboard cutout
05:30scroll down look it scroll down it's inside some glass oh god no it's not what that can't be real
05:40it's real it's real it looks real to me man it's real come on it's real it's done it's done it's a
05:47done done done how he done did it it's flattened dude he screwed it down look at it he took
05:54god damn and screwed it mine could easily fit in that that's like a fleshlight for chuck
06:02you guys that's the only way i can finish
06:08my heart can't handle much more of this show i don't know what to do i do i need lots of them
06:16body mods huh it was as flat as a credit card man body mods it was like uh i understand like
06:25maybe getting some horns yeah i can know that someone said some horns uh hi lisa we're looking
06:30for an office assistant if you're interested
06:32lisa didn't look at any of that stuff she's like i did i just looked at that one did you see it yeah
06:38that's wild all right guys nuts yep totally nuts right
06:44not