Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news story out of California that involves a student giving cookies to her classmates that contained her grandma's ashes.
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00:00a student at the da vinci charter academy high school in davis california brought some homemade
00:11cookies to school and passed them around to her fellow students she never told those students
00:17the cookies had a special ingredient grandma so you want to make some cookies for your friends
00:27and you wonder what to put inside of them
00:32can you imagine you're eating a cookie and somebody says
00:40my grandma's in there what what do you mean
00:43my grandma's secret recipe yes and my grandma's secret recipe i mean that i made them put grandma
00:53inside but it's a secret don't tell don't tell anyone you mean it's not just molasses
00:58the hard sandy bits oh my god oh no molasses just nana's asses
01:10yeah oh yes jesus
01:13mm-hmm why you gotta do grandma like that yeah what i just i don't want to eat anyone's grandma
01:20in any way okay all right thank you for that in any way here's the story of how this all played
01:26out from fox 40 take a listen in here this girl is going around like telling everyone basically at
01:33this point that uh she had brought in these cookies to school with human ashes in them according to this
01:39da vinci high student whose family agreed to speak to fox 40 about the incident on the condition we hide
01:45their identity for fear of repercussion from the davis joint unified school district it blew my mind
01:50and i never figure out who it is repulsed and i was you know upset that you know i wasn't even notified
01:57what these parents are most upset about however the way the school handled the bizarre incident
02:03so do you think if your son hadn't told you anything oh i would never have known absolutely would never have known
02:09this mother says school administrators questioned her son fearing he may have eaten one of the cookies
02:15man um so that high school looks like it's about four classrooms big um like it doesn't look very big
02:22at all they it's a charter academy why even hide yourself like i can already tell what your hairstyle is
02:29yeah you know like the technology they used to hide these dudes was not good enough
02:35it's bizarre do you think she just said that there was a kid said and there what really wasn't
02:42i don't know because i'm i'm trying to figure out the high school yeah i'm trying to figure out if like
02:47at least there was a heads up yeah thank you you gotta tell me if your grandma
02:52like give me a heads up like in the middle of it you want one of my cookies uh what's in it
02:57my grandma like you're yeah i'm good oh okay or do you think she said like these are my grandma's
03:02cookies or these like you would she phrase it in a way where i feel like she was getting back at
03:08people my grandma's in there and with every cookie but who would if she told you that you'd never eat
03:15it yeah i mean she did she said grandma's ashes that's what they were they all knew yeah yeah and
03:21but i what i think she did was she was like anyway everyone want a cookie everyone get a cookie and
03:25then afterwards she was like just so everybody knows grandma's ashes so what's that i did in
03:32the cookies grandma's ashes cookie over an oatmeal raisin any day well i do hate a reason i hate
03:37raisins so much likes a reason i would think that there would be some sandy parts
03:43it's ashes though right so i don't know is it different yeah but they don't dissolve would they
03:48they wouldn't they'd be gritty wouldn't they i don't know i honestly i've never eaten ashes
03:52i mean if they're like every other ashes it's just like dust right yeah just you wouldn't know
03:59you'd just have a haunted we just blend in with the cookie yeah a haunted belly like every time you
04:03burp it was like oh you'd poop out grandma oh like every fart sounded like that oh
04:13merle oh my god something's happening i think i'm in the goddamn beyond
04:18dark in here what is going on that's coming from my smell like an old lady's in my stomach oh
04:30oh hello let me out where are you at are you under the floor i'm in your bowl oh no are you
04:38boo oh no you're the grandma ghost from those cookies oh dude your stomach's making noise i know
04:46oh there's a dead lady in there oh it's just like old lady groans that would be so disturbing
04:52well thank god that's not what happened yeah because if everything we ate made of the sound of it
04:58when it was alive like we'd be like chicken noises all sorts of crap
05:04oh that's a bad one no it's disgusting to think of that you could have eaten grandma yeah yes so
05:20hopefully i will say this if i'm gonna eat a grandma you want her i want her to be dust
05:27sure that works yeah i do stay way to put that's a good way to put it if grandma eating has to take
05:35place let it be that way