The show talks about a city commissioner in Florida who was fired after licking a colleagues face and Dave wishes he could have been the person to interview the woman who did the licking.
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00:00uh oh another bitch is tripping this bitch is from madera beach florida
00:15she was a city commissioner there oh but she has resigned ending her political career as of now
00:26yeah because she was accused of grabbing the male city manager's junk
00:32and licking his face man that's you guys this woman looks more like a man than i'll ever look
00:43come on yeah come on it looks like you put a blonde wig on a very homely on tom betty
00:53on a very homely man yeah yeah it does she looks just like one of my old math teachers
01:01how old is she i don't know if it says i don't care i'll look you right in the face that's it dude
01:06give me a smoker a junk grabber a face licker yeah and um the dude and his wife worked for the city
01:16too and she helped kick them out oh here's the story of how this all played out now from
01:22spectrum news let's take a listen in madera beach city commissioner nancy oakley sat on the dais
01:29tuesday night for a workshop on a different dais in tallahassee nancy oakley the florida commission on
01:36ethics upheld a final judge's ruling on friday that oakley was guilty of exhibiting inappropriate
01:42behavior now oakley has to pay a fine and receive public discipline from governor ron desantis
01:48shane recommends a public censure and reprimand and civil penalty of five thousand dollars
01:54see none all in favor please say aye all right any opposed nay motion carries that ethics complaint
02:01was filed by former city manager shane crawford who says in 2012 oakley drunkenly grabbed his crotch
02:07and licked his face in front of several witnesses oh she starts here and goes all the way up to
02:13the point where you can't stand it anymore look at shane with a hunk
02:19okay we'll say he's doing the tv interview with his shirt pretty much on his navel
02:25like a gold chain or something he's talking to the news with his like three buttons undone on his shirt
02:31how could she resist yeah exactly it's like putting a vanilla ice cream cone in front of chuck and him not
02:36looking exactly exactly with sprinkles all right back to the story watch and licked his face in
02:41front of several witnesses she starts here and goes all the way up to the point where you can't stand
02:48it anymore and that's after uh you know consuming enough and smoking enough cigarettes we tried to
02:52ask hopefully about that what a big deal want to talk nancy what's your response to the ethics commission
02:59you lick shane crawford's face you'd lick his face too bitch
03:09she's hot nancy last chance you want to say something about being found guilty violating the
03:13ethics you gotta pay a five thousand dollar fine crawford says oakley was jealous of his wife
03:19cheryl of course yeah he was also accused of throwing a punch at cheryl during that face-looking
03:24incident back in 2017 after being re-elected to the commission oakley was the deciding vote to fire
03:31crawford and his wife who was the city clerk at the time if you have a sexual harassment
03:38allegation pointed against you and you know you're guilty you need to recuse yourself you need to
03:43abstain from that vote and she didn't crawford negotiated a settlement and resigned now the formal
03:49order against oakley will be entered on wednesday oakley's term expires in april and the city manager
03:55says she did not file to run for re-election they always say that you should unbutton it one further
04:01than what you think is comfortable he really wanted to do it no they do yeah he really wanted to do it
04:07shirtless but they they said no they probably right before like put a shirt on i saw it i saw it in
04:15something he's probably all back by the pool he's like yeah probably here like how about we do it
04:19inside but they needed a place to put the mic so they had to put that shirt on yeah yeah two things
04:23with that story one i want to be that reporter one day i want to be like i want to do a story like
04:27that so i can be like listen did you lick his face did you grab his dick oh yeah yeah that'd be the
04:34finest reporting
04:44is it true you licked shane crawford from his navel all the way to the top of his head answer me
04:52whore you don't want to make a comment it's your last chance clear your name
05:01of uber polite plus bitch like pardon me
05:03exactly pardon me
05:07bitch yeah
05:11excuse me whore excuse me just a moment of your time whore yeah
05:15i do want to be in one of those situations where i get to confront someone like that on camera seems
05:20like it could get violent i always i'm always sort of blown away by those scenarios because you know
05:26she like can't she's not going to say anything no you know she's not but it's just a reporter loves
05:32to be like you're filthy bitch is it truly a disgusting whore no comment oh yeah but i do want to be
05:41incident but she didn't want to talk pardon me bitch nancy what's your response to the ethics
05:46commission come on you lift shane crawford's face you lift his face whore what say you skank
05:52we retreated to a restroom so we i waited outside that restroom
05:56until she just goes in the restroom yeah are you taking a dump nancy are you dumping out
06:01are you dumping out
06:07like she's some kind of a pickup truck that just dumps a load
06:13i don't know man that was not we don't want to get too deep into dave's head
06:18you've never heard that before
06:19never in my life wow i'm gonna use that more often yeah i gotta go dump it out guys
06:29i'm dumping out stall's take and dumping out i'm amazed you haven't heard it
06:34no