Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a teenager who is facing two felonies after he was caught spiking his step-dad's energy drinks with cow tranquilizers.
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00:00What prank did a kid pull on his stepdad to get himself in some major trouble?
00:10Let's find out.
00:15You're a douche.
00:18I'm not a douche.
00:19You're a stupid douche.
00:20You are so a douche!
00:21I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award, you douche!
00:24Dave and Chuck the Freak salute.
00:26The Douchebag of the Day.
00:29So a lot of kids have trouble bonding with their stepparents, but it usually goes a little bit better than this.
00:35A teenager in Wisconsin is facing charges because he spiked his stepfather's energy drinks with cow tranquilizers.
00:47Goddamn.
00:48Yeah.
00:49His name is Tyler Rabenhorst Malone.
00:53I don't know why his coffee's not making me more awake.
00:59I don't know what's happened to this.
01:01I'm so tired, but I keep drinking these energy drinks.
01:05Redline got a bad branch.
01:09You imagine you're drinking Redline, Andy, and it's making you tired.
01:13I'm sorry.
01:14You have just tired.
01:15It's really wrong.
01:16I mean, they call an ambulance.
01:18I've been dosed.
01:20You would think he did something else.
01:21Like, what did you do, Andy?
01:22I got into something apparently I don't know.
01:23I don't know what I ate last night.
01:24It's really kicking in.
01:25Good luck trying to do a show with me in that state.
01:26Andy, what do you think about that?
01:27Oh, boy.
01:28I'm holding them up.
01:29I'm trying to...
01:30Oh, God.
01:31So, Andy, if you found out your girlfriend was wiping her ass with your gym socks, what
01:34would you do?
01:35I don't know.
01:36Uh-oh.
01:37Uh-oh.
01:38I am.
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02:00I am.
02:01I am.
02:02I am.
02:03Lethargic.
02:04What are you...
02:05What did you...
02:06Are you on medication?
02:07Uh-uh.
02:08Are you on medication?
02:09I've been trying to wake up.
02:11He's been trying to wake up all day.
02:13Here, drink another one of these red lines.
02:15It's not working.
02:21What's crazy?
02:22So, it's a tranquilizer, right?
02:24Cow tranquilizers.
02:25Not just human.
02:26Right.
02:27Cow tranquilizers.
02:28So...
02:29Just gonna have a monster and start the day.
02:31What's happening?
02:32Don't you feel like you'd almost be like so relaxed?
02:37You almost couldn't even talk?
02:40You're like...
02:41Just in a vegetative state.
02:44No, no, no, no.
02:46Andy?
02:47Green bean?
02:48I think he's trying to communicate with us through the power of his breath.
02:53Oh, there we go.
02:55Andy?
02:57You with us, bud?
02:58Mmm.
02:59Drink some more monster.
03:00Wake up, man.
03:03So, Tyler...
03:05Yes, Tyler.
03:06Stepdad is a dairy farmer.
03:07So, that's why they had cow tranquilizers sitting around.
03:10That's how he had access to them.
03:11Yeah.
03:12But, he started squirting the liquid tranquilizer in his stepdad's energy drink.
03:16The first time he did it, his dad started stumbling around, slurring his speech, trouble breathing, hit his head a couple times.
03:25Yes.
03:26Well, yeah, I mean, you've got no control.
03:27Because you're like, whoa!
03:29It's a cow tranquilizer.
03:31Yeah.
03:32How much those things weigh?
03:34Like a ton?
03:35Oh, my God.
03:36Yeah.
03:37Poor bastard.
03:39That's me.
03:40But, so get this, he goes to the hospital, the doctors say, ah, just lack of sleep.
03:43Yeah, he's just tired.
03:44Lack of sleep.
03:45I don't know.
03:46I can't.
03:49Slept 36 hours in the last two days.
03:52Sleep for two days.
03:55Yep.
03:56Lack of sleep.
03:57That's okay.
03:58The other possible explanation, maybe he's just having too many energy drinks.
04:03Maybe he should stop that.
04:05Stop that.
04:06Tyler claims it was a prank, and he just thought he was trying to be funny, and he never intended
04:11to hurt his stepdad.
04:13I don't agree.
04:15But, unfortunately for him, he's on the hook now for two felonies, and he's going to be
04:20court later this month, his mugshot up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
04:23Oh, poor Tyler's having trouble adjusting.
04:25Oh, look at that.
04:26He's having trouble adjusting.
04:27I just smish my dad.
04:28I just smish my dad so much.
04:30I'm living on a cow farm now.
04:32I actually really think you're really taking a real twist.
04:34See?
04:35I'm not really designed to milk cows.
04:39We are to live in the city.
04:41Don't you feel like that's what it is?
04:43Yeah, it is.
04:44He's a city boy.
04:45He's a city boy whose mom fell for a cowboy.
04:49Yeah.
04:50I totally think that's what it is.
04:51Get up there and milk the cow, boy.
04:53Jesus, it is 6 a.m.
04:55That's right, man.
04:56Oh, I am going to tranquilize your energy drink.
05:00Mmm.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Let it work, yeah.
05:04You're moving the cow.
05:05A little bit sleepy, aren't you?
05:07Yeah, pretty tired.
05:08I want you to milk that, you son of a bitch.
05:10Yeah, man.
05:11That kid's just not ready for farming life.
05:15No, it doesn't seem like he is.
05:16I don't know what I've done, your honor.
05:18It's really like I feel like this is exactly how he talks.
05:21Totally.
05:22Totally.
05:23He's like got tears in his eyes and his mug shot.
05:25I'm serious.
05:26I really don't know what I was doing.
05:27I thought it was funny times.
05:29Do you know how slow the internet connection is out here?
05:32It is wild times.
05:33It's really affected my blog.
05:35I'll just start taking the tranquilizer myself.
05:39Oh, man.
05:40Oh, that's so bad.
05:42Yeah, like let's go for it, dude.
05:43It's really upset.
05:44It's affecting his video game time, that's for sure.
05:48I think that pink eye is just because he's been bawling so much.
05:51I'd like to say that, but I don't know.
05:54But yeah, this little guy, now I'm going to face some pretty serious charges because
06:00of all this.
06:01Felonies.
06:02Yep, absolutely.
06:03No.
06:04No.