Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a court case involving a man who was secretly giving his wife sleeping pills and the show imagines what it would be like to come into work overly medicated.
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00:00we talked yesterday about the story about the Michigan man who's accused of poisoning his
00:09wife's coffee yes well he had his day in court yesterday her now ex-husband and people aren't
00:17happy with the sentence he got for that here's the story from WXYZ TV a slap in the face that's
00:24what Macomb County prosecutors are calling the sentencing for a man who poisoned his wife
00:28Brian Kozlowski was sentenced to 60 weekend days in jail and five years probation his now ex-wife
00:36testifying saying all started last July two months after she filed for divorce she started feeling
00:41tired and had blurred vision after drinking coffee that he made for her so she set up cameras and
00:48caught him putting sleeping pills in the pot for weeks so he's killed her with with that
00:54you know the medicine I don't know I don't know if he ever I don't know if he gave her enough ever
00:59yeah so that's you know if you want to kill somebody you can do it one shot he put eight
01:04sleeping pills into her coffee pot every single day for weeks and you know the dosage is one
01:09you're supposed to have I'm not sure if that would kill you you know it could make you
01:13sick and nauseous like function throughout the day
01:16he's tired
01:40did you let that chick make coffee for him again
01:45yeah it's not as strong as I was
01:48she's doing something to you dude
01:51there's something wrong
01:52get this man some bang quick
01:54everything would be in slow motion
02:01last night
02:06last night I had a concert in my living room
02:17there I'll say this there have been days where I've been that tired
02:29yeah where I didn't get a nap and then didn't get any sleep at night and you come in and it's and
02:36you're tired but I can't imagine you sleeping pills I told you when I accidentally took three
02:43sleeping pills yeah on the cruise we were on over the holidays right yeah I thought they were
02:48Advil liquid gels they were sleepies and they're just like sleepies right I had the strangest day of
02:54my entire life on three of them okay yeah yeah on the boat to the island I thought I'd been roofied
03:01the boat was moving like I thought we were on tidal waves right right every little thing and we were
03:08going so slow I get off the boat I'm in a daze my buddy Jack was talking to me and it and it was like he was
03:16he said the steps I was taking in the water were gigantic like I was lifting my knees all the way up in the air
03:32with every step I took
03:34you're being weird guys something's wrong with Dave he's being extra weird today
03:51hey Chad why are you taking those giant steps
04:03reminds me when the people slow us down
04:10but that's how I heard him like I was the one I thought he was the one with the problem like
04:17something was happening to him yeah yeah it was just all in my head and then I lay down on this little like
04:23lounger thing and that was my day on that and I just passed out for the someone had a stroke behind us
04:29oh no you slept through someone else's stroke down back there guy
04:33so there was a woman and Jack my buddy's a firefighter he rushed over everyone's helping
04:40everyone abandoned where we were and is helping this person with the stroke I am like
04:44that's a big emergency happening somebody's helping them with stroganoff
04:52and beef stroganoff somewhere
04:57okay and again shut it up lady I'm making a lot of noise
05:04trying to get a nap
05:09I tried to sleep
05:13but a lady behind me
05:16was gurgling
05:19all day
05:21and again that was just three
05:29over the counter sleepies
05:31so six or how many
05:33eight I don't even know how you function as a human
05:36the thing is you took them but you took them all at once you know like if you took all that and put it into a big coffee
05:42pot and your I don't know how many cups of coffee you get out of a coffee pot because I don't drink coffee
05:46it didn't look like it was a full coffee pot
05:48yeah
05:49yeah it was like a little one
05:50yep so it was probably
05:52so yeah if you're doing
05:54eight
05:56that's bad
05:57yeah I don't know her name let's just call her
05:58Karen
06:00Karen what's up with you over there
06:02just
06:04tripping
06:05balls
06:06Karen doesn't seem the same
06:08Karen's on acid or something
06:10hahaha
06:11hahaha
06:12haha
06:13hh
06:18you
06:20oh
06:22hh