Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the inappropriate things people wear to work in this age of casual dress codes, which leads to the show naming itself 'The Most Homoerotic Radio Show" ever.
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00:00all right we know now that people dress differently at work than they used to
00:08dress codes have become super casual over the years and the majority of businesses don't make
00:14people dress up anymore but that doesn't mean that people take advantage of that
00:19there is a survey that found that most people think there are still a lot of people that dress
00:25inappropriate for the office oh i've seen it i've seen it here really people that i mean we've all
00:32seen it sorry dave i wore the short shorts where you saw my nuts by mistake and that is a problem
00:38james i definitely have seen his nuts and we all have chuck requests those shorts all the time
00:42no i've i want i helped with a little workout video that he did one time he just spit everywhere
00:50oh no oh no almost yeah no it was about that it was graphic it was a graphic video from where i
00:58was standing they're like get on this workout ball i'm like okay you sit on this ball people saw some
01:04stuff that day yeah you got an eye full didn't you oh yeah that's two eyes full when i work out i have
01:10the tight underwear on just so nothing i don't i don't want it all about your underwear i don't
01:16i'm just exactly right you don't want stuff to flop out around sure i'm trying to make your package
01:22look amazing too all right yeah yeah that's not my concern smushing the sausage in there okay
01:27forward forward thrusting show has never been we may set a record for the most homoerotic radio show
01:35wow i think yeah i think so can we get us on the phone and see if they can actually listen to it
01:39if they give out awards if there was if we were known legitimately worldwide as the most homoerotic
01:46radio show ever that's awesome can we just make that claim and let somebody does that all the time
01:51put it on the billboards the next billboard campaign how many people say they're the best
01:54america's most homoerotic morning show i think that's great i think that's great marketing yeah
02:00and it's probably the truth yeah i agree watching the text lines come through there's a lot of
02:07complaints about how homoerotic we are about everything on this yeah we do yeah that's fine
02:13people love to take complaint so what else besides testicles is inappropriate how about these short
02:18shorts i can see your testes once again step one chuck don't show your testes i'm trying don't show
02:26the term testes someone has suggestions here no tight pants that show camel toe or uh guys underwear
02:39is a must with light colored pants oh you can't free ball in light colored pants can't even imagine
02:46seeing a guy in light colored pants and just you see his little wiener
02:49what's going on down there yeah everybody was freaking out about my see-through shorts
03:04because you free ball it one day but if you do if you have any kind of white pants especially those
03:12like wispy ones you know like the ones you got married in like where they're like a light they're
03:17like a beach pant right yeah you know like no guy can wear like a no not outside of a beach wedding
03:22no like a light cloth beach pant yeah bob i've told you uh a million times you can't be wearing your
03:31beach pants they're my favorite we can see your testes
03:36it's a very light i don't own underwear those aren't even really shorts it looks as though you
03:42made them i did i found drapes i found some drapes that were very sheer they're very sheer
03:48let's go to karen hi karen good morning good morning hello talking about asking someone to dress
03:55more appropriately at work when they've come in not wearing what they should wear but you had something
03:59else you wanted to point out i understand yes i uh watch a local news channel and the weatherman
04:06wears a light colored suit and he must be packing a punch because i mean i'm surprised somebody else
04:12hasn't uh said something about him wearing whatever he i don't know if he has boxers under there or
04:20you can see it you can see it i saw this in chicago there was a there's somebody there's a
04:26news person in chicago and i'm like i could see his package but was it around here yes in detroit
04:34absolutely oh okay i wish i wish i could tell you who and what channel but i'm not allowed yeah okay
04:41yeah all right karen i don't know who i haven't i don't watch much news around here i don't know any
04:47of the news people i've never seen any of their penises
04:50not yet
04:56so you saw something in chicago that was like uh you were like whoa yeah yeah yeah it was like
05:05like a justin theroux type of thing like you can't even it was wild i was eating breakfast in a hotel
05:11room like hold on a minute is it down the side of his leg a little bit yeah jesus a little bit
05:19a little bit that's crazy i mean i get it i mean if i was a weatherman with a big one
05:26oh my god bob we can't even see the goddamn cold front behind that thing that's how i'd point to them
05:32we can't even see it bob it's going from down to up from down to up bob is the storm system
05:45approaching us where is it on the map it's coming from the west are you wearing body paint what is
05:50what are those pants you can see the vein hey let's check in with my weather pants oh no there's
05:57like clouds i can move around on my weather pants i'm in the controller i'm like camera two
06:02we can see bob's penis can you back off of bob please they don't because they know it sells
06:08penis cells oh it sells lisa was trying to eat her breakfast and couldn't concentrate
06:15she's thought about it this whole time waiting waiting for it to come out i just couldn't believe
06:23it i couldn't believe i tell you it was in chicago it was huge it was the size of the sears tower
06:29sears tower that was a good geography joke thank you landmarks
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