Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a very expensive line of crystal Star Wars collectibles and Andy imagines a world where he was rich enough to buy the $9,000 helmets.
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00:00The other Star Wars items I don't get is, you know the Swarovski crystal place?
00:10They've got a whole collection. It's like stuff your grandma would love.
00:15Is there like elderly lady Star Wars crystal collectors?
00:20I mean, look at the price of these things.
00:22It's like little crystal Darth Vader.
00:24Yeah, there will be.
00:25They're hundreds of dollars.
00:26My grandma had little crystal things.
00:29I was like, yeah, of course.
00:31Look at the Yoda one.
00:32It's so funny to me.
00:33Look, there's a Darth Vader crystal helmet for almost nine grand.
00:38Oh my gosh.
00:39Oh my gosh, there's helmets.
00:42Thousands of dollars.
00:43Andy, no.
00:44Andy, no.
00:47Look away.
00:48Get it off the screen.
00:50What other ones do they have?
00:52They had a Boba Fett.
00:54Let me see.
00:55Look at it.
00:56That's Boba Fett.
00:57It's 8,500 bucks.
00:58Stormtrooper.
00:58That's affordable.
01:00No, it's just 800.
01:04Oh no.
01:05No, it's almost $9,500.
01:06I thought that was a dollar sign.
01:078,550 bucks for the Boba Fett.
01:11Oh God.
01:11Go ahead.
01:12Click the other angles on that, would you?
01:14Yeah, give me a sec.
01:15Just so you see the other angles.
01:17Oh God.
01:18It's very nice.
01:20Oh God.
01:21It's beautiful.
01:22Who's the market for this?
01:23Is it like gang Star Wars fans?
01:25Rich me?
01:27Yeah.
01:27Rich Andy.
01:28Rich Andy.
01:29Rich Andy.
01:31Rich Andy.
01:32You want a crystallized Boba Fett helmet?
01:34God damn right.
01:35I don't want a crystal Boba Fett helmet.
01:37I just, God damn it.
01:40Nothing, nothing says I love Star Wars and I'm rich like a crystal Boba Fett helmet.
01:48Oh man.
01:52That's the truth.
01:52That's true.
01:53That's the truth.
01:54For a reasonable 8550.
01:57I'm going to go home tonight and I'm going to bedazzle my Boba Fett helmet and make it
02:03look like this.
02:04You almost have to.
02:06No, you don't.
02:07That's all they've done?
02:09I think those are, that's made a real crystal.
02:11Nah.
02:11It is real crystal.
02:12It is.
02:13That's why it's expensive.
02:13That's why it's, Chuck, it's the crystal store, you fool.
02:16That's a, yeah.
02:19Now it's not real crystal.
02:20It's not real crystal.
02:22Come on.
02:22Yes, it is.
02:23Maybe little chips of crystal.
02:25My God.
02:26It'd be sweet to just have millions.
02:28This impressive limited edition has been crafted with over 9,600 crystals in five different
02:34colors set by hand.
02:35Right, but they're just bedazzled.
02:37The crystals are just put on there.
02:39Like, it's not like it's a crystal skull, which would be awesome.
02:42No, we didn't say it was made with crystals.
02:43It was not carved out of a giant crystal.
02:45No.
02:45There's tiny little crystals all throughout.
02:47So I can do the same thing in my bedazzles.
02:48But they fused them together, right, with their magic?
02:50Yeah, they used their pointage technique.
02:5387 hours it took to make it.
02:55Jesus Christ.
02:56There's only 300 of them worldwide.
02:58Oh.
02:59And it's still available.
03:00If I went to Rich Andy's house and saw that, I would be impressed.
03:03Would you?
03:04I would.
03:04I'd be like, that's beautiful.
03:05Okay, so what about if you were-
03:06Because I like crystals.
03:07That's a centerpiece right there.
03:08What about if you were dating Andy?
03:10Would that be an okay thing?
03:12She's fine with his money.
03:13Yeah, yeah.
03:14God damn it.
03:15Anybody would be happy if I could afford an $8,000 crystal Boba Fett on it.
03:19Every chick is happy.
03:20My word.
03:21I'd be like, yeah.
03:21You want to see chicks celebrating.
03:25Do a little dance around that display.
03:29Crystal helmet.
03:31Disposable income.
03:32Just honor him.
03:36Money, money, money, money.
03:37On a whim, he spent $9,000 on a helmet.
03:42That's my boyfriend.
03:45They'd love it.
03:46I know.
03:47Beep, beep, beep-a-dee-beep, beep, squippity-beep.
03:49Oh, yeah.
03:52Yeah, it'd be exciting, I think, I guess.
03:55I wasn't, I thought maybe it's too nerdy.
03:58Fine.
03:58Yeah, that would be the money.
04:00That's all I do.
04:00At least they'd be doing that flapper dance to this.
04:03Chicks.
04:03I had that kind of money.
04:05Any girl, they'd do a striptease to this.
04:08Wow.
04:08Boots-ka-doo-doo.
04:09Yeah, that kind of money.
04:10They'd be in the Slave Leia costume as well.
04:14Yeah.
04:14Yeah, they wouldn't mind.
04:16Yeah.
04:16Oh, my goodness.
04:17Yeah, I want one.
04:18I could see like a white pedestal.
04:20Mm-hmm.
04:22With just that and a completely white room.
04:24Yep.
04:24I'd have a whole...
04:26You'd have to have it lit, though.
04:28Oh, it'd be well lit.
04:29It'd be well lit.
04:30It'd be well lit.
04:31Show off the sparkle.
04:32Jesus Christ, the sparkle.
04:34Look at it.
04:34Oh, yeah, you need special lights over it.
04:36Yeah.
04:36It'd be pretty.
04:37Maybe something that moves, like a light that moves so that the...
04:40Or just the pedestal moves.
04:41It's all a pipe dream.
04:43It's all a pipe dream.
04:44I'll never have it.
04:45I'll never have this light.
04:47Wait till you see my bedazzled one.
04:49It'll be way more affordable at $120.
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