Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a game store in Florida that was busted for not following the 'stay-at-home' order and imagine how the nerds inside reacted to the police showing up.
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00:00The owner of a store that specializes in card games like Magic the Gathering and Transformers
00:11was arrested by Pinellas County deputies for violating the Safer at Home order.
00:17Was he letting people come inside to play their games?
00:20Yes, he was.
00:21Ah, shame, shame.
00:23Alan Wood owns Kitchen Table Games on 66th Street in Pinellas Park.
00:28He faces charges of operating a non-essential business and traveling to operate a non-essential business.
00:33They were called to the 36-year-old's business five times over the past week.
00:39We're not stopping.
00:42What a crazy time for the cops, too.
00:44They have to bust up a raid, a magic gathering.
00:49They kick in the door and everyone just poops their pants.
00:52Oh, my God, it's a gun!
00:54Jesus Christ!
00:54It's a cop with a gun!
00:56It's a copper!
00:58Cast a spell!
00:59Cast a spell!
01:00Lightning!
01:01Lightning!
01:01Lightning!
01:03Tap the mana!
01:04You don't have enough mana to tap to cast a spell on this officer!
01:07Oh, my God!
01:11And they really got to touch a real woman!
01:13I'm going to jail!
01:15Throw imaginary lightning bolts.
01:17Yeah.
01:18Lightning.
01:19They wouldn't be ready.
01:21No.
01:21That'd be the easiest thing cops have ever had to bust up.
01:25Easiest.
01:25You can just, like, knock on the door.
01:28Possibly the smelliest, too.
01:31Basement dwellers.
01:32Oh, man.
01:32Social distancing guidelines were not being followed.
01:36I mean, I know they weren't being followed with each other, but you know they weren't coming
01:41into any other human contact.
01:43That's probably the only human contact they've had.
01:45You know what I mean?
01:46I mean, it's one of the safest gatherings that there can be, is a magic gathering.
01:51Yeah, they haven't been social.
01:54No.
01:55They're not.
01:55A couple bags of Doritos and some pop and some soda pop cans.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Maybe some candy.
01:59Maybe a dirty magazine if they got the real rebellious nerds.
02:02Dirty magazine.
02:03Dirty magazine.
02:04Other than that, it's, you know, some 20-sided dice and some cards.
02:08Yeah.
02:08They made contact with the owner, who says, I'm not closing up shop.
02:15Of course.
02:16Of course.
02:17So they took him into custody.
02:19Yeah.
02:19He was booked at the Pinellas County Jail, and he looks like he owns the Magic the Gathering
02:24store for sure.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:29Joke's on the government.
02:30I'm really a wizard.
02:33I'll just.
02:34Never take me.
02:35Oh, my God.
02:36I'll just use my teleportation skill.
02:39I've casted a spell of immunity on my immune system, and the coronavirus will never get
02:43me, and I will never cause anybody else to get sick of you.
02:48So this store, Kitchen Table Games, they specialize in Magic the Gathering and Yu-Gi-Oh, which I've
02:53heard of, but there's a Transformers card game, too?
02:56Oh, yeah.
02:56There's tons of different card games.
02:59Transformers, Walking Dead, Lord of the Rings.
03:01Yeah, there's a lot of the games that are all similar where you battle, like, Pokemon
03:05and Yu-Gi-Oh and all that stuff.
03:07And you have to do it in person, right?
03:09There's some, like, Magic the Gathering technically does have, I can't believe I know so much about
03:12Magic, like, where's Andy when he needs him?
03:14I know, I know.
03:15He actually was playing with the cards.
03:17I haven't played with the cards since, like, junior high school, and I decided I want to,
03:20you know, get touched by a woman in my life.
03:23Yes.
03:23But you can actually play Magic the Gathering online, and you can still buy packs, and you
03:28can get cards and all that stuff.
03:29And if you do buy Magic the Gathering packs, you put in a code, and you get certain cards
03:32in your online deck.
03:34And so you can do all this online, too.
03:36Because they have big, there's big Twitch streams, isn't there, of people playing Magic?
03:40People streaming on Twitch, and, you know, one of the guys on the station here, like,
03:45he's almost got me involved in playing it online, because he makes it sound so cool, because
03:49coming up soon, they're going to have giant kaju monsters, so you could actually get Godzilla
03:53and Godzilla monsters in your deck.
03:55And you can battle.
03:56Don't do it, James.
03:57Don't do it, James.
03:59Don't do it.
04:00He's right on the edge.
04:01Godzilla card games.
04:02He's right on the edge.
04:03He's going to be swallowed up by the nerd Sarlacc.
04:07I'm going to enjoy every moment of it.
04:08But it's crazy.
04:09Like, you'd think that this card nerd would back down when the cops were like, shut it
04:13down.
04:14And he was like, I'm not shutting it down.
04:15I'll never back down, coppers.
04:16I'm not shutting it down.
04:17He's probably...
04:18He's messing with the most powerful wizard.
04:20Yeah, he's...
04:20In all whatever state this story is taking place.
04:22His eyes are so close together.
04:24Well, you know it's...
04:25The most powerful wizard of Florida.
04:27It's a dead giveaway, at least.
04:29Mm-hmm.
04:30I make Harry Potter look like a bitch.
04:32Well, yeah.
04:33Now he's the bitch behind bars.
04:34Yeah.
04:35He's in the Pinellas County Jail this morning because he wouldn't shut down his magic.
04:38I will cast my protective spell of analis rapias.
04:43You'll never penetrate me.
04:46And then two minutes later.
04:48Ow!
04:49Oh!
04:50It hurts!
04:51The spell's not working!
04:52Ow!
04:53Call my mom!
04:54He's safe, though.
04:55No one's going to want everything.
04:56Well, yeah.
04:57No thanks.
04:58I think his booty's fine.
04:59Yeah, yeah.
05:00It'll be safe and fine.
05:02Yeah!
05:02Okay.
05:03How would you like to keep it open?
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